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2013-01-14 01:44:36 PM
Safer.
 
2013-01-14 01:44:50 PM
If only the wait staff, dish washers and the cook were legally armed this would never have happened
 
2013-01-14 01:45:23 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/List_of_d efensive_gun_use_incidents_(2nd_nomination
 
2013-01-14 01:46:04 PM
Teh wife should get a CC permit to protect herself from her husband.
 
2013-01-14 01:47:11 PM

Cheron: If only the wait staff, dish washers and the cook were legally armed this would never have happened


Don't forget about the wife.
 
2013-01-14 01:47:32 PM
Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way
 
2013-01-14 01:48:04 PM
Was his last name Fife?
 
2013-01-14 01:48:14 PM
Idiot, you don't put a gun in you pocket with a chambered round

Hope they take his guns and charge him with being a dumbass
 
2013-01-14 01:48:46 PM
Was it a Glock? Those can go off if your breathe on them.
 
2013-01-14 01:49:25 PM
Article goes out of its way to state that having a concealed carry while under the influence is a class A misdemeanor and that the restaurant they were at serves alcohol, but it neglects to mention whether or not the husband had been drinking.

D- would not read again
 
2013-01-14 01:49:34 PM
I imagine relations around their home are, shall we say, ready to go off
 
2013-01-14 01:50:26 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way


That's debatable.

But seriously, when will these gun nuts learn that as long as they are carrying these tools of death wherever they go, they put us all in danger?
 
2013-01-14 01:50:39 PM
You pull out and shoot ON her leg, not shoot her IN the leg.
 
2013-01-14 01:51:24 PM
His fantasies of protecting his wife and gunning down scum bags will never be fulfilled. And don't forget the blowie rewards while he stares at his warm smoking gun.
 
2013-01-14 01:52:06 PM

Farce-Side: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way

That's debatable.

But seriously, when will these gun nuts learn that as long as they are carrying these tools of death wherever they go, they put us all in danger?


You are correct, as I am certain that you will be able to demonstrate through reference to data showing that a substantial percentage of concealed weapons permit holders cause negligent firearm discharges.
 
2013-01-14 01:52:15 PM

Farce-Side: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way

That's debatable.

But seriously, when will these gun nuts learn that as long as they are carrying these tools of death wherever they go, they put us all in danger?


Given people like you, I think some of us know it and feel thusly:

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-01-14 01:53:09 PM
See? Guns don't kill people.
 
2013-01-14 01:53:24 PM
 
2013-01-14 01:54:05 PM

SkittleBrau: You pull out and shoot ON her leg, not shoot her IN the leg.


Pick, pick, pick. You're so anal.
 
2013-01-14 01:54:07 PM

Farce-Side: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way

That's debatable.

But seriously, when will these gun nuts learn that as long as they are carrying these tools of death wherever they go, they put us all in danger?


Still less dangerous than someone driving while stoned.
 
2013-01-14 01:54:17 PM
FTA:
He said the Kansas attorney general's office will also review the case to determine whether to revoke the man's concealed-carry permit.

An accidental discharge should be grounds for automatic revocation. No excuse.
 
2013-01-14 01:54:48 PM
When we arm everyone, there's naturally going to be an adjustment period where the dumb ones shoot themselves/each other.
 
2013-01-14 01:54:58 PM

The Southern Dandy: See? Guns don't kill people.


Who ever said that???
 
2013-01-14 01:56:23 PM

Raoul Eaton: FTA:
He said the Kansas attorney general's office will also review the case to determine whether to revoke the man's concealed-carry permit.

An accidental discharge should be grounds for automatic revocation. No excuse.


An accidental discharge would imply a physical defect with a firearm, and should not result in revocation of a concealed weapons permit unless the carrier knew the firearm to be defective beforehand.

A negligent discharge should, with only limited possible exceptions, always revocation of a concealed weapons permit.
 
2013-01-14 01:56:40 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The Southern Dandy: See? Guns don't kill people.

Who ever said that???


I just did.
 
2013-01-14 01:56:50 PM

Raoul Eaton: FTA:
He said the Kansas attorney general's office will also review the case to determine whether to revoke the man's concealed-carry permit.

An accidental discharge should be grounds for automatic revocation. No excuse.


Well it is in my house....
 
2013-01-14 01:56:55 PM

Giltric: Farce-Side: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way

That's debatable.

But seriously, when will these gun nuts learn that as long as they are carrying these tools of death wherever they go, they put us all in danger?

Still less dangerous than someone driving while stoned.


Not relevant.
 
2013-01-14 01:58:13 PM

Raoul Eaton: FTA:
He said the Kansas attorney general's office will also review the case to determine whether to revoke the man's concealed-carry permit.

An accidental discharge should be grounds for automatic revocation. No excuse.


There is pretty much no such thing as an accidental discharge with modern firearms. The gun worked exactly as it was designed to.

/yes, I'm that guy
 
2013-01-14 01:58:58 PM

Raoul Eaton: Giltric: Farce-Side: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way

That's debatable.

But seriously, when will these gun nuts learn that as long as they are carrying these tools of death wherever they go, they put us all in danger?

Still less dangerous than someone driving while stoned.

Not relevant.


Nether is magazine capacity.
 
2013-01-14 01:59:37 PM
OH come on Kit Fister and Dimensio. That one was so obvious I was waiting for someone to give me the ol' "1/10".

In reality, I just got a new sig and put a few rounds through it the other day. Nice gun. Wish 9mm was easier to find though.
 
2013-01-14 02:00:29 PM
This guy didn't have a Cockatoo at home, by any chance?
 
2013-01-14 02:00:42 PM
Now who among us hasn't had a premature ejaculation discharge?
 
2013-01-14 02:01:40 PM

JackieRabbit: Was his last name Fife?


winner winner chicken dinner

/ +1 for you
 
2013-01-14 02:03:36 PM

macdaddy357: Was it a Glock? Those can go off if your breathe on them.


They do go off if you breathe on them...if you pull the trigger while doing so.
I've owned the same Glock for 13 something years. If you pull the trigger it fires, if you don't it doesn't. Glocks, like most any modern gun that is functioning properly, don't fire when dropped or slammed.

So you are either a troll, in which case I award you 7 points, or you are a complete idiot, and in which case I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2013-01-14 02:04:16 PM
If someone thinks that they can't defend themselves with a gun on their person with the safety engaged, they need to spend a LOT more time at the range.
 
2013-01-14 02:04:47 PM
Fail tag is demanding a recount for election.
 
2013-01-14 02:06:25 PM

Contents Under Pressure: If someone thinks that they can't defend themselves with a gun on their person with the safety engaged, they need to spend a LOT more time at the range.


A lot of DAO pistols don't have manual safeties.
 
2013-01-14 02:07:08 PM
Any word on how much the Pittsburg Steelers are offering him?
 
2013-01-14 02:08:40 PM

umad: Raoul Eaton: FTA:
He said the Kansas attorney general's office will also review the case to determine whether to revoke the man's concealed-carry permit.

An accidental discharge should be grounds for automatic revocation. No excuse.

There is pretty much no such thing as an accidental discharge with modern firearms. The gun worked exactly as it was designed to.

/yes, I'm that guy


I find it funny that people still refer to firearms as 'modern'... truth is many if not most of the firearms we use today were designed over 50 yrs ago... in fact the highly popular Browning 1911 was first made in..... you guessed it... 1911!
The AR 15/M16 rifle we hear so much about was made over 50 years ago.

Like the internal combustion engine the basic firearms hasn't change much in over 100 years and I doubt it will for another 100.
 
2013-01-14 02:08:49 PM
this is ironic isn't it !
 
2013-01-14 02:09:15 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way


Farking idiots. I was working with a friend at a garden show selling plants from his nursery. It was a glorious Spring day, so there's a huge crowd.
As I am giving some guy his plants, he opens a fanny pack to get some cash, and a frikkin' .380 pistol falls out and hits the ground at my feet. If there was an accidental discharge, it would have shot my frikkin' toes off. Dumbass.
 
2013-01-14 02:09:43 PM
For Fark's sake people, get a Goddamn holster.
If you insist on carrying a pocket pistol, use a pocket holster.
And even if you do use a pocket holster, DONT PUT ANYTHING ELSE IN YOUR GUN POCKET. This includes your fingers. You should be secure enough in your manhood that your don't need to finger-fark your gun every few minutes.

/I usualy carry a Steyr 9mm. For the occasional times I carry a 9mm derringer, I keep it at half-cock so that the hammer is not resting on the firing pin, and the trigger will not release the hammer.
 
2013-01-14 02:10:17 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Article goes out of its way to state that having a concealed carry while under the influence is a class A misdemeanor and that the restaurant they were at serves alcohol, but it neglects to mention whether or not the husband had been drinking.

D- would not read again


Perhaps that info was not available to the author.  The very first sentence starts out, "Kansas officials are reviewing the events surrounding a man's accidental shooting of his wife..."

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/01/08/4000708/officials-review-acciden t al-shooting.html#storylink=c
 
2013-01-14 02:10:17 PM
real men only need to carry a knife for protection
 
2013-01-14 02:10:59 PM

Maud Dib: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Another responsible gun owner.

/there, got that out of the way

Farking idiots. I was working with a friend at a garden show selling plants from his nursery. It was a glorious Spring day, so there's a huge crowd.
As I am giving some guy his plants, he opens a fanny pack to get some cash, and a frikkin' .380 pistol falls out and hits the ground at my feet. If there was an accidental discharge, it would have shot my frikkin' toes off. Dumbass.


Was he unaware of the existence of actual fanny pack holsters that properly secure a stored firearm?
 
2013-01-14 02:11:05 PM

Contents Under Pressure: If someone thinks that they can't defend themselves with a gun on their person with the safety engaged, they need to spend a LOT more time at the range.


Some firearms don't have a safety that keeps the hammer or striker from hitting the firing pin.

Some only have a trigger safety which prevents the firearm from discharging unless the trigger is depressed.

I'd rather have a hammer safety.
 
2013-01-14 02:11:09 PM
Oh yay, another gun debate thread.

I guess since Sandy Hook, this topic has been in daily rotation. In between the Detroit and those silly Catholics threads.
 
2013-01-14 02:12:34 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The My Little Pony Killer: Article goes out of its way to state that having a concealed carry while under the influence is a class A misdemeanor and that the restaurant they were at serves alcohol, but it neglects to mention whether or not the husband had been drinking.

D- would not read again

Perhaps that info was not available to the author.  The very first sentence starts out, "Kansas officials are reviewing the events surrounding a man's accidental shooting of his wife..."

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/01/08/4000708/officials-review-acciden t al-shooting.html#storylink=c


It's as easy as going to the restaurant it happened at and asking the owner what they were served.
 
2013-01-14 02:13:06 PM

man metaphysical: real men only need to carry a knife for protection


We carry those too so we can collect the ears of our attackers once we shoot them.
 
2013-01-14 02:14:01 PM
There was nothing responsible about what this man did. He obviously had no idea how to carry concealed. Anyone that would drop a loaded weapon into their pocket is an idiot.
They make holsters especially for this.


Came for the typical anti D-baggery, leaving satisfied.
 
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