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(Press TV)   Iranian site reports on Aaron Swartz' death, reader comments dial the crazy up to 11. Come for the Zionist kill squads, stay for the "Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president"   (presstv.ir) divider line 23
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2013-01-14 04:17:06 PM  
4 votes:

Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?


cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
2013-01-14 04:06:59 PM  
2 votes:
i1136.photobucket.com
2013-01-14 04:02:01 PM  
2 votes:
You know who *ELSE* was fond of eliminating threats named Swartz....

farm1.static.flickr.com
2013-01-14 04:01:11 PM  
2 votes:
OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?
2013-01-14 03:57:22 PM  
2 votes:
My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.
2013-01-14 03:10:09 PM  
2 votes:
Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president

Pray for Omarion
2013-01-14 06:47:09 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2013-01-14 06:14:10 PM  
1 votes:

99.998er: ccundiff: "Traci
Jan 13, 2013 9:36 AM
There is one problem with this conspiracy theory. He never spoke out against the kill list and actually voted twice for Obama.
Rating -75"

Swartz was born November 8th, 1986. Election Day in 2008 was November 4th. He was 4 days shy of being 18.


You want some math?
2013-01-14 06:06:47 PM  
1 votes:

raatz01: I've come to the conclusion what really distinguishes humans from other animals is our endless batshiat insanity.


Part of the price for our high intelligence. The more wires there are, the greater chance some of them will get crossed.
2013-01-14 06:00:10 PM  
1 votes:

SultanofSchwing: I_C_Weener: SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"

Are they free range babies?

You bet, born and raised on special reserve lands. But the best part is they're also Canadian so they've got no hormones or antibiotics in them.


Are they good wrapped in bacon and dipped in maple syrup?
2013-01-14 05:54:58 PM  
1 votes:
I've come to the conclusion what really distinguishes humans from other animals is our endless batshiat insanity.
2013-01-14 05:15:19 PM  
1 votes:

Zasteva: Fluorescent Testicle: Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?

"Recent"? The birther bullshiat's been around since before he was elected, and that would require Time Lordiness too.

WTF? You are such a moran!! Obummer's birth certificate has never been proven real, and its not a conspiracy to recogniz when the most popular LibMessiah ever gets proven wrong by history in the future that all that has to happen is when time travel gets to be commonplace that some libtard will travel back in time to plant the fake birth certificates to help him get elected in the first place!! I know some people claim that acorn did it but that's just nutty, they were too busy helping build the FEMAle camps to lock up and extermenate all the gun owners and staging Sandy Hook. Anyway Obummer's just not smart enough to ever be a Time Lord, cause you have to have an IQ over 80 for that and he's just not that smart. Dumbest president ever except for that stupid Dim'o'rat who couldn't even spell potato!


Hmmmm. Nice and frothy, but a little rushed. Next time slow down and use more punctuation.
2013-01-14 04:39:20 PM  
1 votes:
i818.photobucket.com
2013-01-14 04:34:08 PM  
1 votes:

SultanofSchwing: I_C_Weener: SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"

Are they free range babies?

You bet, born and raised on special reserve lands. But the best part is they're also Canadian so they've got no hormones or antibiotics in them.


And they've been refrigerated since birth, so they keep fresh for a long time.
2013-01-14 04:28:29 PM  
1 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"


Are they free range babies?
2013-01-14 04:24:17 PM  
1 votes:
Back, and to the left.

/Back. And to the left.
2013-01-14 04:11:32 PM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.

It's like when people say "I'm not a racist, but..."


I'm not gay or anything, but unicorns totally kick ass.
2013-01-14 04:02:47 PM  
1 votes:
I hate it when my Swartz gets twisted.
2013-01-14 04:02:34 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-14 04:02:01 PM  
1 votes:
"Traci
Jan 13, 2013 9:36 AM
There is one problem with this conspiracy theory. He never spoke out against the kill list and actually voted twice for Obama.
Rating -75"
2013-01-14 04:01:52 PM  
1 votes:
Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president

Considering Pac wrote "Changes" long before most of us had even heard of Barry, there might be something too that

..And although it seems heaven sent,
we ain't ready to see a black President
, uhh.
It ain't a secret don't conceal the fact...
the penitentiary's packed, and it's filled with blacks.
But some things will never change....

/RIP Pac
2013-01-14 03:53:15 PM  
1 votes:
To be fair, if I had information that Tupac was going torun for president I probably would have taken a shot at him myself.
2013-01-14 01:57:19 PM  
1 votes:
I fear a world where PressTV coordinates with World Net Daily
 
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