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(Press TV)   Iranian site reports on Aaron Swartz' death, reader comments dial the crazy up to 11. Come for the Zionist kill squads, stay for the "Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president"   (presstv.ir) divider line 100
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2013-01-14 04:43:55 PM  

cubic_spleen: [i818.photobucket.com image 145x101]


Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 300x185]


I love both of these.
 
2013-01-14 04:48:11 PM  
I would love to see a band called "Zionist Kill Squad"... definitely metal material!
 
2013-01-14 04:48:24 PM  
I'm trying to wrap my head around the cluster fark a 100+ person conference call would be. Especially one that entailed voting.
 
2013-01-14 04:49:58 PM  
He said too much?
 
2013-01-14 04:50:35 PM  

ISO15693: Smgth:
I also like how there's no mention of crippling depression.


A million times THIS.

He blogs for months and months about his spiralling depression, and then he foresees a likely very long prison sentence upcoming, and then it hits him that he's thrown his entire, very promising life away by trying to be a "Hacktivist" ...

He realized what a fool he had been, and with the upcoming consequences + his depression, I dont see how anyone at all is surprised.

Smgth: I like how Jews are the worst thing that ever happened to the world...until one is 'murdered' by 'the government'.

I also like how there's no mention of crippling depression.

/As a depressed Jew, I'm very disappointed.
//Not to mention depressed.


They kind of failed to mention he was gay, too. I guess they can't officially mourn or have compassion for a gay person, so they had to leave that part out.
 
2013-01-14 04:50:45 PM  

ccundiff: "Traci
Jan 13, 2013 9:36 AM
There is one problem with this conspiracy theory. He never spoke out against the kill list and actually voted twice for Obama.
Rating -75"


"-75" made me laugh. I don't know why I'm so fascinated by Internet comments, but I crack up at the notion of someone getting angry and furiously hitting the "down-vote" button when presented with facts. People have done it to me, and I laugh then too.

It's such an impotent rage.
 
2013-01-14 04:51:06 PM  

SultanofSchwing: I_C_Weener: SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"

Are they free range babies?

You bet, born and raised on special reserve lands. But the best part is they're also Canadian so they've got no hormones or antibiotics in them.


So they're not GM babies from Monsanto?
 
2013-01-14 04:52:10 PM  

Too Pretty For Prison: ISO15693: Smgth:
I also like how there's no mention of crippling depression.


A million times THIS.

He blogs for months and months about his spiralling depression, and then he foresees a likely very long prison sentence upcoming, and then it hits him that he's thrown his entire, very promising life away by trying to be a "Hacktivist" ...

He realized what a fool he had been, and with the upcoming consequences + his depression, I dont see how anyone at all is surprised.
Smgth: I like how Jews are the worst thing that ever happened to the world...until one is 'murdered' by 'the government'.

I also like how there's no mention of crippling depression.

/As a depressed Jew, I'm very disappointed.
//Not to mention depressed.

They kind of failed to mention he was gay, too. I guess they can't officially mourn or have compassion for a gay person, so they had to leave that part out.


A depressed gay jew. Add "Black" to that description and it's just a prelude to a blizzard of shiat from the day he was born.
 
2013-01-14 04:54:32 PM  
With all the Zionist boogie-man talk, where are Iran's Holocaust deniers? Almost every other kind of crackpot chimed in...
 
2013-01-14 04:58:47 PM  

Skeptigal: With all the Zionist boogie-man talk, where are Iran's Holocaust deniers? Almost every other kind of crackpot chimed in...


What is this "hollow-cost" that you refer to?
 
2013-01-14 05:04:26 PM  

Rocket To Russia: Dang, according to the comments, every person who ever died was killed by Obama! For example:

Other Assasinations
Jan 13, 2013 8:30 PM
Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Heath Ledger, David Carridine, Tupac Shakur, John Lennon, JFK, JFK Jr., RFK, Jimmy Hoffa, Rodney King Jr., Rik Clay, Deborah Palfrey, and tens of first eye witnesses of 9/11. Real Dr. Mahmoody of Not Without My Daughter was their target before he fled to Iran in 1984.


That was my favorite too.

PressTV holds an honored place in my "Time Wasters" bookmarks.
/Fark too
 
2013-01-14 05:05:29 PM  
The derp apparently comes in all flavors:


"Jan 13, 2013 7:7 AMHOW VERY CONVENIENT THAT THIS EXTREMELY TALENTED AND IDEALISTIC INDIVIDUAL IS NO LONGER A THORN IN THE SIDE OF THE U.S. ADMINISTRATION AND THEIR ZIONIST ALLIES. HIS PASSING STINKS OF MOSSAD AND THE C.I.A.

1/13/2013 3:50:17 PMThis administration HATES Israel, they are BOLSHEVIKS, not Zionists"

Between this and the Sandy Hook truthers, I think we may be headed towards Idiocracy pretty quick.  :(
 
2013-01-14 05:09:07 PM  

limeyfellow: So basically Iran is the ideal country. Strong religious believies, where religion rules most aspects of everyday life. A respect and support for military might. A deep distrust of Obama that can involve any crackpot idea possible. It like the GOP dream country.


Makes you wonder why declaring war on Iran was one of the right's top priorities during the election.
 
2013-01-14 05:12:04 PM  

SultanofSchwing: ccundiff: Arkanaut: ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.

It's like when people say "I'm not a racist, but..."

I'm not gay or anything, but unicorns totally kick ass.

fark yeah, and Depeche Mode is too!


OK, now everybody say "Geddy Lee".

/who's Geddy Lee?
//best bass player ever!
 
2013-01-14 05:12:28 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Makes you wonder why declaring war on Iran was one of the right's top priorities during the election.


They might go to Iran for their BDSM booty calls, but they're in a long-term relationship with Israel.
 
2013-01-14 05:15:19 PM  

Zasteva: Fluorescent Testicle: Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?

"Recent"? The birther bullshiat's been around since before he was elected, and that would require Time Lordiness too.

WTF? You are such a moran!! Obummer's birth certificate has never been proven real, and its not a conspiracy to recogniz when the most popular LibMessiah ever gets proven wrong by history in the future that all that has to happen is when time travel gets to be commonplace that some libtard will travel back in time to plant the fake birth certificates to help him get elected in the first place!! I know some people claim that acorn did it but that's just nutty, they were too busy helping build the FEMAle camps to lock up and extermenate all the gun owners and staging Sandy Hook. Anyway Obummer's just not smart enough to ever be a Time Lord, cause you have to have an IQ over 80 for that and he's just not that smart. Dumbest president ever except for that stupid Dim'o'rat who couldn't even spell potato!


Hmmmm. Nice and frothy, but a little rushed. Next time slow down and use more punctuation.
 
2013-01-14 05:20:22 PM  

ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:
..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-14 05:21:53 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Keizer_Ghidorah: Makes you wonder why declaring war on Iran was one of the right's top priorities during the election.

They might go to Iran for their BDSM booty calls, but they're in a long-term relationship with Israel.


One of these days they'll forget the safeword and be caught in a very compromising position. And much spankings will ensue.
 
2013-01-14 05:32:19 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Fluorescent Testicle: Keizer_Ghidorah: Makes you wonder why declaring war on Iran was one of the right's top priorities during the election.

They might go to Iran for their BDSM booty calls, but they're in a long-term relationship with Israel.

One of these days they'll forget the safeword and be caught in a very compromising position. And much spankings will ensue.


filmfanatic.org
Someone's lit the grail-shaped beacon, haven't they?
 
2013-01-14 05:45:53 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Zasteva: Fluorescent Testicle: Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?

"Recent"? The birther bullshiat's been around since before he was elected, and that would require Time Lordiness too.

WTF? You are such a moran!! Obummer's birth certificate has never been proven real, and its not a conspiracy to recogniz when the most popular LibMessiah ever gets proven wrong by history in the future that all that has to happen is when time travel gets to be commonplace that some libtard will travel back in time to plant the fake birth certificates to help him get elected in the first place!! I know some people claim that acorn did it but that's just nutty, they were too busy helping build the FEMAle camps to lock up and extermenate all the gun owners and staging Sandy Hook. Anyway Obummer's just not smart enough to ever be a Time Lord, cause you have to have an IQ over 80 for that and he's just not that smart. Dumbest president ever except for that stupid Dim'o'rat who couldn't even spell potato!

Hmmmm. Nice and frothy, but a little rushed. Next time slow down and use more punctuation.


I aspire to the sort of brilliance that Pocket Ninja seems to effortlessly bring forth, but man, good satire is tough!
 
2013-01-14 05:47:41 PM  

limeyfellow: So basically Iran is the ideal country. Strong religious believies, where religion rules most aspects of everyday life. A respect and support for military might. A deep distrust of Obama that can involve any crackpot idea possible. It like the GOP dream country.


So you're cool with bombing the crap out of it, then?
 
2013-01-14 05:49:11 PM  

ccundiff: "Traci
Jan 13, 2013 9:36 AM
There is one problem with this conspiracy theory. He never spoke out against the kill list and actually voted twice for Obama.
Rating -75"


Swartz was born November 8th, 1986. Election Day in 2008 was November 4th. He was 4 days shy of being 18.
 
2013-01-14 05:50:53 PM  

ccundiff: "Traci
Jan 13, 2013 9:36 AM
There is one problem with this conspiracy theory. He never spoke out against the kill list and actually voted twice for Obama.
Rating -75"


Wait...I Am a dumbass. Need to put down the vodak.
 
2013-01-14 05:54:58 PM  
I've come to the conclusion what really distinguishes humans from other animals is our endless batshiat insanity.
 
2013-01-14 06:00:10 PM  

SultanofSchwing: I_C_Weener: SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"

Are they free range babies?

You bet, born and raised on special reserve lands. But the best part is they're also Canadian so they've got no hormones or antibiotics in them.


Are they good wrapped in bacon and dipped in maple syrup?
 
2013-01-14 06:06:47 PM  

raatz01: I've come to the conclusion what really distinguishes humans from other animals is our endless batshiat insanity.


Part of the price for our high intelligence. The more wires there are, the greater chance some of them will get crossed.
 
2013-01-14 06:14:10 PM  

99.998er: ccundiff: "Traci
Jan 13, 2013 9:36 AM
There is one problem with this conspiracy theory. He never spoke out against the kill list and actually voted twice for Obama.
Rating -75"

Swartz was born November 8th, 1986. Election Day in 2008 was November 4th. He was 4 days shy of being 18.


You want some math?
 
2013-01-14 06:19:19 PM  

Zasteva: Raoul Eaton: Zasteva: Fluorescent Testicle: Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?

"Recent"? The birther bullshiat's been around since before he was elected, and that would require Time Lordiness too.

WTF? You are such a moran!! Obummer's birth certificate has never been proven real, and its not a conspiracy to recogniz when the most popular LibMessiah ever gets proven wrong by history in the future that all that has to happen is when time travel gets to be commonplace that some libtard will travel back in time to plant the fake birth certificates to help him get elected in the first place!! I know some people claim that acorn did it but that's just nutty, they were too busy helping build the FEMAle camps to lock up and extermenate all the gun owners and staging Sandy Hook. Anyway Obummer's just not smart enough to ever be a Time Lord, cause you have to have an IQ over 80 for that and he's just not that smart. Dumbest president ever except for that stupid Dim'o'rat who couldn't even spell potato!

Hmmmm. Nice and frothy, but a little rushed. Next time slow down and use more punctuation.

I aspire to the sort of brilliance that Pocket Ninja seems to effortlessly bring forth, but man, good satire is tough!


I believe it only looks effortless. I'm sure it takes great concentration to be the derp in the manner of Pocket Ninja.
 
2013-01-14 06:24:13 PM  
No matter what country, the conservatives are nuts.
 
2013-01-14 06:31:50 PM  

PluckYew: V-v-vince F-f-foster!


Curse you!
 
2013-01-14 06:35:08 PM  
I love this comment:

Not just dangerous, but deadly. There are no "injuries" only death. OBAMACIDE!!!

/I laughed.
 
2013-01-14 06:43:10 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I fear a world where PressTV coordinates with World Net Daily


My first thought.
 
2013-01-14 06:47:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-14 06:51:53 PM  
My favorite:
This genius man was too smart to live in America. The govt wants the people living her to keep taking your vaccines and watching your entertainment shows.All is well.Another wierd death happened Jan 4. John Noveske,a rifle manufacturer.He just happened to write a lengthly facebook post about all the gun shooters,aledged to have wiped out many, who were on Pharm psych drugs. A week later he ran into some boulders while driving, Silkwood style.

That's right... keep taking your vaccines and living longer. Little do you know that those vaccines will cause you tto crash into some boulders.
 
2013-01-14 06:58:34 PM  

The Voice of Doom: ackb4r
My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.

That's just begging for a subtler version of "you better shut up or we'll be coming for you next" as a reply.


Oh that would be grand!
 
2013-01-14 07:00:49 PM  

Qwertyette: My favorite:
This genius man was too smart to live in America. The govt wants the people living her to keep taking your vaccines and watching your entertainment shows.All is well.Another wierd death happened Jan 4. John Noveske,a rifle manufacturer.He just happened to write a lengthly facebook post about all the gun shooters,aledged to have wiped out many, who were on Pharm psych drugs. A week later he ran into some boulders while driving, Silkwood style.

That's right... keep taking your vaccines and living longer. Little do you know that those vaccines will cause you tto crash into some boulders.


Silkwood style.
 
2013-01-14 08:19:35 PM  

limeyfellow: So basically Iran is the ideal country. Strong religious believies, where religion rules most aspects of everyday life. A respect and support for military might. A deep distrust of Obama that can involve any crackpot idea possible. It like the GOP dream country.


That are good comment! It like you are smart.
 
2013-01-14 08:27:19 PM  
Tough luck Swartz.  It's difficult trying to be the nations conscience.  Either it caught up with you or  conscienceless operators did.  Either way you're not worrying about this shiat anymore.
 
2013-01-14 08:39:37 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: I love this comment:

Not just dangerous, but deadly. There are no "injuries" only death. OBAMACIDE!!!

/I laughed.


GENOCIDE!!!
/Judas Priest
 
2013-01-14 09:25:53 PM  

odinsposse: To be fair, if I had information that Tupac was going torun for president I probably would have taken a shot at him myself.


I'd have definitely shot Obama if it meant Tupac would have been in office. He liked the Red Wings but hated whitey. I like that kind of internal struggle in my elected officials.
 
2013-01-14 09:49:13 PM  

jenlen: I would love to see a band called "Zionist Kill Squad"... definitely metal material!


Yah if you're a white supremacist. it sounds like something they would say.
 
2013-01-14 09:52:48 PM  
Can felons even be president? Barry wouldn't have had anythng to worry about. Pac did time. But if Hillary had her way he would have been able to vote
 
2013-01-14 10:22:25 PM  

Onkel Buck: Can felons even be president? Barry wouldn't have had anythng to worry about. Pac did time. But if Hillary had her way he would have been able to vote


Felons should be able to vote.  Taxation without representation.
 
2013-01-14 10:53:18 PM  
Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president

Come on Oliver Stone, I want to see this movie.
 
2013-01-14 11:56:15 PM  
No, Obama had him shot because Obama doesn't care about black people
 
2013-01-15 01:07:43 AM  
The great thing is that the Internet Echo Chamber is running with it:
http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-targeted-individual-kill-list-c r itic-found-dead
 
2013-01-15 02:04:25 AM  
LOL, wut?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-15 08:51:14 AM  
You mean Iran has its own version of wnd and the TeaParty.
 
2013-01-15 09:19:26 AM  

ongbok: That's right... keep taking your vaccines and living longer. Little do you know that those vaccines will cause you tto crash into some boulders.

Silkwood style.


What is Silkwood style? I usually keep up on a lot of the herp and a fair amount of derp, but this is a new one on me.
 
2013-01-15 09:48:07 AM  
I'm not sure if the real problem in this country is too many anti-psychotic medications being taken, or not enough. It's hard to tell sometimes.
 
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