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(Press TV)   Iranian site reports on Aaron Swartz' death, reader comments dial the crazy up to 11. Come for the Zionist kill squads, stay for the "Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president"   (presstv.ir) divider line 100
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2013-01-14 01:57:19 PM
I fear a world where PressTV coordinates with World Net Daily
 
2013-01-14 03:10:09 PM
Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president

Pray for Omarion
 
2013-01-14 03:20:55 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I fear a world where PressTV coordinates with World Net Daily


From The Comments: Andrew Breitbart - had lots of information on Obama, information called 'damning', suddenly and unexpectedly dead. Michael Cormier - autopsy technician who worked on Breitbart's autopsy and had access to information regarding the cause of Breitbart's death, died suddenly from arsnic poisoning. If you're naive enough to believe in coincidence, please raise your hand. There is no such THING as coincidence, people. That's how the simple minded describe clear indicators of something their mind can't comprehend as possible. The Jews of Nazi Germany had nothing on the selective blindness of the American people

Ummm, are you sure there's any distinction to begin with? I'm not sure I could tell the difference if given random quotes.
 
2013-01-14 03:53:15 PM
To be fair, if I had information that Tupac was going torun for president I probably would have taken a shot at him myself.
 
2013-01-14 03:55:06 PM
V-v-vince F-f-foster!
 
2013-01-14 03:56:24 PM
George Bush did it.
 
2013-01-14 03:57:22 PM
My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.
 
2013-01-14 04:01:11 PM
OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?
 
2013-01-14 04:01:14 PM

ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.


That is a gem.
 
2013-01-14 04:01:52 PM
Obama killed Tupac so he wouldn't have to run against him for president

Considering Pac wrote "Changes" long before most of us had even heard of Barry, there might be something too that

..And although it seems heaven sent,
we ain't ready to see a black President
, uhh.
It ain't a secret don't conceal the fact...
the penitentiary's packed, and it's filled with blacks.
But some things will never change....

/RIP Pac
 
2013-01-14 04:02:01 PM
You know who *ELSE* was fond of eliminating threats named Swartz....

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2013-01-14 04:02:01 PM
"Traci
Jan 13, 2013 9:36 AM
There is one problem with this conspiracy theory. He never spoke out against the kill list and actually voted twice for Obama.
Rating -75"
 
2013-01-14 04:02:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-14 04:02:45 PM

ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.


A madman never, ever doubts his sanity.
 
2013-01-14 04:02:47 PM
I hate it when my Swartz gets twisted.
 
2013-01-14 04:03:04 PM

Onkel Buck:
/RIP Pac


???
 
2013-01-14 04:03:30 PM

Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?


It's just people who don't even need to have a small shred of reality in their crazy hate of Obama. People who are completely divorced from reality, just not mostly.
 
2013-01-14 04:05:24 PM
I call this move Innoculation.

Find the most mistrusted/easily smeared source for a true story and cite the story. Hell, forget the story, just make hay of the comments section on the story.

Now, 40% of those who learn of the item in this way will forever dismiss it.

Good job submitter.
 
2013-01-14 04:06:13 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Pray for Omarion




wow, nice one
 
2013-01-14 04:06:59 PM
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-14 04:07:06 PM

ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.


It's like when people say "I'm not a racist, but..."
 
2013-01-14 04:07:59 PM
ackb4r
My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.


That's just begging for a subtler version of "you better shut up or we'll be coming for you next" as a reply.
 
2013-01-14 04:08:13 PM
Has Press Tv always been this melting pot of crazy? I shot their occupy wall st expose in 2011 and I didn't pick up on the derp.
 
2013-01-14 04:11:32 PM

Arkanaut: ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.

It's like when people say "I'm not a racist, but..."


I'm not gay or anything, but unicorns totally kick ass.
 
2013-01-14 04:12:10 PM

ccundiff: Arkanaut: ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.

It's like when people say "I'm not a racist, but..."

I'm not gay or anything, but unicorns totally kick ass.


fark yeah, and Depeche Mode is too!
 
2013-01-14 04:12:44 PM

Slartibeerfest: Has Press Tv always been this melting pot of crazy? I shot their occupy wall st expose in 2011 and I didn't pick up on the derp.

/CSB


FFM
 
2013-01-14 04:12:46 PM

Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?


"Recent"? The birther bullshiat's been around since before he was elected, and that would require Time Lordiness too.
 
2013-01-14 04:14:05 PM
morphemedictionary.com
 
2013-01-14 04:15:11 PM
Yusuf Ali (Jan 13, 2013 7:17 AM): It appears as though the "kill list" goes far beyond drone strikes. Same thing happened to the woman in DC was going to expose all those congressmen. She went on (Alex Jones) show said that she had no plans to kill herself, and next thing you know they found her hanging in her shed.

===

i.imgur.com
Oh dear. Iranian crazies are listening to Alex Jones now? NO GOOD CAN COME OF THIS
 
2013-01-14 04:17:06 PM

Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?


cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2013-01-14 04:18:39 PM
Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"
 
2013-01-14 04:23:42 PM
So basically Iran is the ideal country. Strong religious believies, where religion rules most aspects of everyday life. A respect and support for military might. A deep distrust of Obama that can involve any crackpot idea possible. It like the GOP dream country.
 
2013-01-14 04:24:17 PM
Back, and to the left.

/Back. And to the left.
 
2013-01-14 04:25:55 PM
We all know that sites which accept comments on stories can become canvasses for crazy paint. That aside, are there any factual errors in the story? Is it wrong? Is it biased? It seemed like the story kind of pulled up short, if what I have read about his legal troubles is true, he was pushed to the wall by the Govt, facing a half century in prison over filesharing.

Again, I find it a fascinating way to see how propaganda works when we get this far into the thread and we're talking about the nutters making comments over there and what the link was? This is classic dis-info.

This was not some criminal scumbag like Anthony Mozillo, this was a very smart kid who had the nuts to stand up.
 
2013-01-14 04:26:44 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?

"Recent"? The birther bullshiat's been around since before he was elected, and that would require Time Lordiness too.


WTF? You are such a moran!! Obummer's birth certificate has never been proven real, and its not a conspiracy to recogniz when the most popular LibMessiah ever gets proven wrong by history in the future that all that has to happen is when time travel gets to be commonplace that some libtard will travel back in time to plant the fake birth certificates to help him get elected in the first place!! I know some people claim that acorn did it but that's just nutty, they were too busy helping build the FEMAle camps to lock up and extermenate all the gun owners and staging Sandy Hook. Anyway Obummer's just not smart enough to ever be a Time Lord, cause you have to have an IQ over 80 for that and he's just not that smart. Dumbest president ever except for that stupid Dim'o'rat who couldn't even spell potato!
 
2013-01-14 04:28:29 PM

SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"


Are they free range babies?
 
2013-01-14 04:29:26 PM
hell, that shiat's already started over in the geek tab
 
2013-01-14 04:29:45 PM

Corvus: Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?

It's just people who don't even need to have a small shred of reality in their crazy hate of Obama. People who are completely divorced from reality, just not mostly.


Well, to be fair, the timey-wimey stuff has gotten a bit wibbly-wobbly of late.
 
2013-01-14 04:29:55 PM

I_C_Weener: SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"

Are they free range babies?


You bet, born and raised on special reserve lands. But the best part is they're also Canadian so they've got no hormones or antibiotics in them.
 
2013-01-14 04:31:15 PM
If "the government" can silence Kennedy, get Swartz, and cause the wholesale price of corn to skyrocket, a little matter of regulating the speed of falling buildings is no big deal.

/remember who started the Vietnam Holocaust
 
2013-01-14 04:32:17 PM

limeyfellow: So basically Iran is the ideal country. Strong religious believies, where religion rules most aspects of everyday life. A respect and support for military might. A deep distrust of Obama that can involve any crackpot idea possible. It like the GOP dream country.


Iran takes too much care of their poors.
 
2013-01-14 04:32:31 PM
I like how Jews are the worst thing that ever happened to the world...until one is 'murdered' by 'the government'.

I also like how there's no mention of crippling depression.

/As a depressed Jew, I'm very disappointed.
//Not to mention depressed.
 
2013-01-14 04:32:55 PM

Arkanaut: ackb4r: My favorite nugget from the comments section is a bizarre accusation about Obama poisoning Andrew Breitbart with arsnic[sic], followed up by:

..and, no, I'm not a conspiracy theorist who has lost touch with reality. I am very much in touch.

It's like when people say "I'm not a racist, but..."


There's a website for that (possibly nsfw language).
 
2013-01-14 04:33:54 PM
Dang, according to the comments, every person who ever died was killed by Obama! For example:

Other Assasinations
Jan 13, 2013 8:30 PM
Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Heath Ledger, David Carridine, Tupac Shakur, John Lennon, JFK, JFK Jr., RFK, Jimmy Hoffa, Rodney King Jr., Rik Clay, Deborah Palfrey, and tens of first eye witnesses of 9/11. Real Dr. Mahmoody of Not Without My Daughter was their target before he fled to Iran in 1984.
 
2013-01-14 04:34:08 PM

SultanofSchwing: I_C_Weener: SovietCanuckistan: Press TV is pretty funny. They recently ran a story about our province, accusing the government of stealing Native babies from families and then selling them for a profit.

"Get ya babies here!!!"
"Fresh from the reserve babies!!"

Are they free range babies?

You bet, born and raised on special reserve lands. But the best part is they're also Canadian so they've got no hormones or antibiotics in them.


And they've been refrigerated since birth, so they keep fresh for a long time.
 
2013-01-14 04:34:21 PM
Here's a Fox link, in case that makes it real, lol.

Link

No comments yet, so probably nothing there the media would like us to discuss.
 
2013-01-14 04:39:20 PM
i818.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-14 04:40:05 PM
UPDATE: The federal prosecutor in Massachusetts is asking that the criminal case pending against Aaron Swartz - the Reddit co-founder and digital activist - be dismissed, a court document stated late Monday.

Mighty thoughtful of them considering he's farking dead. Article was updated today, btw.
 
2013-01-14 04:42:08 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Millennium: OK, so conspiracy theories are nothing new, but this whole time-travel spin is new to me. What's up with the recent rash of conspiracy theories that basically require Obama to be a Time Lord?

"Recent"? The birther bullshiat's been around since before he was elected, and that would require Time Lordiness too.


It does now, but the really timey wimey stuff didn't start coming out of the woodwork until Obama released the long form: it was still far-fetched, but at least (mostly) didn't require violating multiple popular laws of physics. That seems to have gone out the window in recent months.
 
2013-01-14 04:43:08 PM

Smgth:
I also like how there's no mention of crippling depression.


A million times THIS.

He blogs for months and months about his spiralling depression, and then he foresees a likely very long prison sentence upcoming, and then it hits him that he's thrown his entire, very promising life away by trying to be a "Hacktivist" ...

He realized what a fool he had been, and with the upcoming consequences + his depression, I dont see how anyone at all is surprised.
 
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