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(Politico)   Donald Trump weighs in on the critical issue of the day: the new Treasury Secretary's signature looks funny   (politico.com) divider line 74
    More: Dumbass, Jack Lew, Donald Trump, treasury secretary, obama, antipsychotic medication, column inches, John Hancock  
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2013-01-14 01:56:50 PM
I'm sorry, but the fruit here is hanging so low even I won't pick it.
 
2013-01-14 02:00:52 PM

Diogenes: I'm sorry, but the fruit here is hanging so low even I won't pick it.


This.  Also, the bugs got to it and it's really no good anyway.
 
2013-01-14 02:22:50 PM
"I think you can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting and his handwriting is not quite as bad as people think. It's extremely secretive, and it shows he's a very, very secretive person, unbelievably secretive, which of itself is interesting."

Wow, that's amazing Mr. The Donald!

What do the bumps on his head tell you?
 
2013-01-14 02:30:50 PM
Not clicking TFA link because that shiat bag does not deserve... well... anything.
 
2013-01-14 02:50:45 PM
Like a combover in the wind, eh Donald?
 
2013-01-14 02:53:53 PM
"I think he has to develop a new signature, that's one thing I can tell you, because that signature is amazing when you look at it," Trump added

Wait, his signature looks too secretive and so he has to change it because it's amazing to look at. Next he's going to ask the reporter to stop the darkness from screaming.
 
2013-01-14 03:12:58 PM
I literally can't wait for money to start showing up with his signature on it.
 
2013-01-14 03:14:24 PM
Jack Lew's signature and Donald Trump's continued existence have striking similarities - namely, they're both trainwrecks.

/how's my handwriting analysis, Trumpy?
 
2013-01-14 03:19:12 PM

mahuika: "I think he has to develop a new signature, that's one thing I can tell you, because that signature is amazing when you look at it," Trump added

Wait, his signature looks too secretive and so he has to change it because it's amazing to look at. Next he's going to ask the reporter to stop the darkness from screaming.


And then, when/if he changes his signature, they'll claim it was a conspiracy to make fake money because it's not the Secretary of the Treasury's actual signature.
 
2013-01-14 03:33:54 PM
Again:

This man was at one time leading the field of Republican presidential candidates.
 
2013-01-14 03:34:49 PM
I must say I do enjoy the train wreak that is donald trump even more so because he is unaware of it.
 
2013-01-14 03:35:02 PM
Poor Donald Trump. At this point, I think that every comedian in the world is in a competition to see who can say the most terrible, awful, horrible, vile things about him.

And as a bonus, it's all extremely funny, and it's all true.
 
2013-01-14 03:35:57 PM
He was fired from the Trump Tower due to his ineptness.
 
2013-01-14 03:36:33 PM
calligraphy-expo.com
Glass Houses, Donny. Glass houses.
 
2013-01-14 03:37:21 PM
FTFA: "You know, I really actually do analyze handwriting," Trump said on "Fox & Friends." "I think you can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting and his handwriting is not quite as bad as people think. It's extremely secretive, and it shows he's a very, very secretive person, unbelievably secretive, which of itself is interesting."

I can abso-farking-tively guarantee that he got this idea from watching the second RDJ Holmes movie, hoping that it'd make him look smarter while not realising that graphology was discredited as quackery about a hundred years ago.

Trump's not exactly known for being able to separate fantasy from reality, after all.
 
2013-01-14 03:37:31 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "I think you can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting and his handwriting is not quite as bad as people think. It's extremely secretive, and it shows he's a very, very secretive person, unbelievably secretive, which of itself is interesting."

Wow, that's amazing Mr. The Donald!

What do the bumps on his head tell you?


The size of Walt's asshole?
 
2013-01-14 03:38:11 PM
The Republicans haven't found a good way to stop things and I'm not sure necessarily he should get stopped. This was the president's choice, the president did win the election, the president does have the right to make appointments and this was one of those appointments.

WTF, Trump. I thought he couldn't be president because he wasn't a U.S. citizen. You went all in on this, you can't back down now.
 
2013-01-14 03:38:33 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: I can abso-farking-tively

abso-farking-lutely guarantee ...

/FTFM.
//Absotively?
 
2013-01-14 03:41:33 PM
If you ever see DT in public flip him off. With enough people giving him the bird every day, day after day, he just may get over himself a few years from now. One can hope.
 
2013-01-14 03:42:24 PM
Hey. They seem to have a website: http://stonecreekhoa.org/stonecreekhoa/page.html
 
2013-01-14 03:42:52 PM
This is silly, everyone knows a palm reading is the only way to see what makes a person tick.
 
2013-01-14 03:43:02 PM

Ed Finnerty: Hey. They seem to have a website: http://stonecreekhoa.org/stonecreekhoa/page.html


Nope. That's in Florida.
 
2013-01-14 03:44:53 PM
Yeah. Wrong thread.

*runs away*
 
2013-01-14 03:48:11 PM
Please do not feed the attention whore.
 
2013-01-14 03:52:37 PM
I'm sure that if someone doesn't solve the mystery of this gentleman's strange handwriting, there will be hell to pay!
 
2013-01-14 03:54:21 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: I must say I do enjoy the train wreak that is donald trump even more so because he is unaware of it.


Honestly, I doubt he cares why he is famous or talked about, so long as he is famous and talked about.  Just like the little kid who would prefer negative attention for having a tantrum than being ignored.
 
2013-01-14 03:57:26 PM
"I think he has to develop a new signature, that's one thing I can tell you, because that signature is amazing when you look at it," Trump added.

This is the exact thing that everybody else in the world thinks about your hairstyle.
 
2013-01-14 03:58:32 PM
It does closely resemble what my "signature" was when I was little and pretended to know how to write cursive.
 
2013-01-14 04:02:38 PM
Subby thinks anyone gives a shiat about what Donald Trump thinks?
 
2013-01-14 04:02:56 PM
"I think you can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting and his handwriting is not quite as bad as people think. It's extremely secretive, and it shows he's a very, very secretive person, unbelievably secretive, which of itself is interesting."

As opposed to Trump, who actually CREATES reasons to flap his big farking gums whenever possible.
 
2013-01-14 04:03:49 PM
Well he does.
 
2013-01-14 04:06:41 PM
Amazing, he's everywhere!
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-01-14 04:08:08 PM

Jackson Herring: I literally can't wait for money to start showing up with his signature on it.


^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^

Why was this news, anyway? I mean, I get it from the 'Wow, look at this guy's signature, isn't it wacky?' angle, but the Right is trying to actually turn this into Benghazi II: Electric Boogaloo...
 
2013-01-14 04:16:08 PM
Donnie knows what is important to most Americans. Here are a few of his tweets from today:

@realDonaldTrump

According to many, and while nominated, I would have won the Emmy many times except for my politics.

I am a handwriting analyst. Jack Lew's handwriting shows, while strange, that he is very secretive-not necessarily a bad thing.

I can't believe @Denver_Broncos allowed final touchdown-dumbest defensive play I have ever seen in football.

Peyton Manning should have passed on 3rd down!

"I believe in spending what you have to. But I also believe in not spending more than you should." - The Art of the Deal

That last one might not appear to make sense, given his proven ability to bankrupt casinos multiple times...but you just aren't smart enough to understand his genius.

Then again...that book was ghostwritten anyway (Tony Schwartz was a "co-writer"), so those weren't Donnie's words anyway, so BACK OFF. You don't have any CLASS.
 
2013-01-14 04:17:55 PM

Taylor Mental: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]


images.hollywood.com
 
2013-01-14 04:19:09 PM
When I think of "a good judge of what is aesthetically pleasing," a guy with an orange comb-forward-around-over, is going to be pretty far down the list.
 
2013-01-14 04:23:00 PM
Compare Jack Lew's signature:

www.slate.com

To Obama's "Shahada" ring:

www.wnd.com

They look EXACTLY the same if you're a complete moron.

Warning: do NOT look for high-res photos of Obama's ring because then it doesn't look like Arabic at all, and what good does that do?
 
2013-01-14 04:27:34 PM
home.comcast.net
 
2013-01-14 04:29:20 PM
I dunno WTF Trump is on about or why he cares. He's almost orgasmically singing praises to Lew (which would be odd enough on its own) until he decides that the President is black and therefore his nominations must be prevented annihilated.
 
2013-01-14 04:44:21 PM
Sarah Palin automatically becomes President.
 
2013-01-14 04:45:45 PM

Diogenes: I'm sorry, but the fruit here is hanging so low even I won't pick it.


Come on! It's just like picking strawberries!

Donald Trumps hair is a bicycle seat. Your signature is invalid!
 
2013-01-14 04:48:01 PM
"The Republicans haven't found a good way to stop things and I'm not sure necessarily he should get stopped. This was the president's choice, the president did win the election, the president does have the right to make appointments and this was one of those appointments. But what he told Congress was probably false and probably knowingly false," Trump said on Fox News.

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-14 04:54:29 PM
Pseudo Science. The kind of science Republicans can really get behind.
 
2013-01-14 04:55:04 PM
I think Mr. Trump's hair-rug shows he is very, very secretive about exposed scalp on his noggin.
 
2013-01-14 04:55:05 PM
Today on Twitter, Donald Trump asserted that he's more intelligent than Bill Maher, and then within a half hour of that Tweet Trump denied global warming and wondered why Maher is not paying up on his "bet" from the Leno show.
 
2013-01-14 04:59:54 PM
Gawd, what an ego. If it would keep him in the news, I'd bet that he'd also claim to be able to read a person by their typing skills, too.
 
2013-01-14 05:14:35 PM
"...But what he told Congress was probably false and probably knowingly false," Trump said on Fox News.

Ya know...because reasons.
 
2013-01-14 05:14:52 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Fluorescent Testicle: I can abso-farking-tively abso-farking-lutely guarantee ...

/FTFM.
//Absotively?


Posilutely!
 
2013-01-14 05:20:02 PM
Here he is trying to get support from the gay community

www.featurepics.com
 
2013-01-14 05:24:33 PM

Brick-House: Here he is trying to get support from the gay community

[www.featurepics.com image 450x450]


That looks like a Benetton ad made from pubes
 
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