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(Cape Cod Times)   Airport workers become suspicious when passenger doesn't have enough luggage for his scheduled 9 minute vacation on Cape Cod   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Hyannis, Cape Cod, Barnstable Municipal Airport, drug-related crime, Suboxone, Barnstable, street crime, Nantucket  
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2013-01-14 10:28:58 AM  
2 votes:
All my vacations seem like they only last 9 minutes. (sigh)

/that's what she said?
2013-01-14 12:26:55 PM  
1 vote:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who got caught with heroin in his pants. The end.
2013-01-14 12:02:14 PM  
1 vote:

plewis: This kid is either really rich or something else is going on. One does not take a regular plane to score a tiny amount of drugs.

The drugs aren't for the kid. Some young adult who has a trust fund and a clear path into a management position at Father's company needed to score, but he couldn't get off the island. He meets ther 16 yr old kid at a pool party thrown by the kids older sister and they hit it off because the kid will do anything for acceptance, like grope his own mom on a dare. The kid pretty much has his run of the island because his mother is adicted to Ambien and his father is addicted to strange vagina working long hours in his home office. The young adult's job with Daddy's company has been in jeopardy lately because he's been in and out of rehab. The reason he's on the island with Dad is so that his father can keep a closer eye on him since he destroyed the beach house in Malibu by allowing his coke-head friends to throw never ending parties. If he takes a plane off of the island Dad is going to know he's going to get dope and he'd risk losing another one of his credit cards. So, he grooms the kid by calling him his little bro and taking him places that other 16 year olds on the island don't have acces too. When rations begin to get low, he asks the kid to go pick up a package "for his big bro" because they'd NEVER check a kid for drugs. And even if they did, all they would do is return him to his Ambian zombie stepmother or his whore-banging father. The first couple of times the kid comes and goes and nobody seems to notice or care. So young adult gets emboldened and a little more reckless with his last batch. It forces the kid to go again, sooner than he should have too. One of the few TSA agents who payes attention notices him from a few weeks prior and begins to put the pieces together. Police are contacted. The dog is brought out. The rest is in the article.
2013-01-14 11:29:15 AM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster [TotalFark]

He told police he was paid to pick up the heroin for someone on Nantucket.

Really, subby? Really? You couldn't work in a man from Nantucket joke?

There once was a boy who went to Nantucket
For some heroin, they knew, he'd suck it.
He said with a grin, while he wiped off his chin
Now I know why they gave me a bucket.
2013-01-14 11:21:34 AM  
1 vote:
He told police he was paid to pick up the heroin for someone on Nantucket.

Really, subby? Really? You couldn't work in a man from Nantucket joke?
2013-01-14 10:18:31 AM  
1 vote:

Fizpez: Wow 800 whole dollars worth of smack off the street... we're saved! Don't get me wrong that stuff is not "Hey man do whatever you want to do..." category but the street value doesnt even cover the salary and gas of the people involved in the arrest.

Yes but this is Cape Cod, we can't have white privileged kids getting hooked on "street" drugs. Their parents would be too ashamed to show their faces at dinner parties!
2013-01-14 10:09:46 AM  
1 vote:
In before the "Wings," reference.
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