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(Cape Cod Times)   Airport workers become suspicious when passenger doesn't have enough luggage for his scheduled 9 minute vacation on Cape Cod   (capecodonline.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Hyannis, Cape Cod, Barnstable Municipal Airport, drug-related crime, Suboxone, Barnstable, street crime, Nantucket  
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27435 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2013 at 10:06 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-14 10:30:54 AM  
3 votes:

reported: Brilliant web design. Display web page completely, then blank it out and display this message:

Please Enable Javascript
In order for CapeCodOnline.com to function correctly you must enable JavaScript in your web browser. For help enabling javascript, read this.

Next start a 1-second meta-refresh loop. Very user-friendly.


If you're running NoScript on Firefox, bring up the NoScript options, go to the "Advanced" tab, and activate these options:

Hide <NOSCRIPT> elements
Forbid META redirections inside <NOSCRIPT> elements

It makes life a lot less annoying...
2013-01-14 10:18:34 AM  
2 votes:
People do trips like this all the time for a legit purpose. They're called mileage runs. Done when someone sees a sale or promotion that allows them to get frequent flier miles with a value vastly exceeding the cost of the ticket.
2013-01-14 10:16:42 AM  
2 votes:

Brilliant web design. Display web page completely, then blank it out and display this message:

Please Enable Javascript
In order for CapeCodOnline.com to function correctly you must enable JavaScript in your web browser. For help enabling javascript, read this.



Next start a 1-second meta-refresh loop. Very user-friendly.
2013-01-14 10:13:49 AM  
2 votes:

Fizpez: but the street value doesnt even cover the salary and gas of the people involved in the arrest.


Not only that but the dealer who paid for his plane tickets for $800 wort of smack makes me think there is more to the story.
2013-01-14 10:11:47 AM  
2 votes:
Another epic battle in the war on drugs. The streets are safer now citizen.
2013-01-14 10:10:04 AM  
2 votes:
Wow 800 whole dollars worth of smack off the street... we're saved! Don't get me wrong that stuff is not "Hey man do whatever you want to do..." category but the street value doesnt even cover the salary and gas of the people involved in the arrest.
2013-01-14 12:02:14 PM  
1 vote:

plewis: This kid is either really rich or something else is going on. One does not take a regular plane to score a tiny amount of drugs.


The drugs aren't for the kid. Some young adult who has a trust fund and a clear path into a management position at Father's company needed to score, but he couldn't get off the island. He meets ther 16 yr old kid at a pool party thrown by the kids older sister and they hit it off because the kid will do anything for acceptance, like grope his own mom on a dare. The kid pretty much has his run of the island because his mother is adicted to Ambien and his father is addicted to strange vagina working long hours in his home office. The young adult's job with Daddy's company has been in jeopardy lately because he's been in and out of rehab. The reason he's on the island with Dad is so that his father can keep a closer eye on him since he destroyed the beach house in Malibu by allowing his coke-head friends to throw never ending parties. If he takes a plane off of the island Dad is going to know he's going to get dope and he'd risk losing another one of his credit cards. So, he grooms the kid by calling him his little bro and taking him places that other 16 year olds on the island don't have acces too. When rations begin to get low, he asks the kid to go pick up a package "for his big bro" because they'd NEVER check a kid for drugs. And even if they did, all they would do is return him to his Ambian zombie stepmother or his whore-banging father. The first couple of times the kid comes and goes and nobody seems to notice or care. So young adult gets emboldened and a little more reckless with his last batch. It forces the kid to go again, sooner than he should have too. One of the few TSA agents who payes attention notices him from a few weeks prior and begins to put the pieces together. Police are contacted. The dog is brought out. The rest is in the article.
2013-01-14 11:21:34 AM  
1 vote:
He told police he was paid to pick up the heroin for someone on Nantucket.

Really, subby? Really? You couldn't work in a man from Nantucket joke?
2013-01-14 10:29:35 AM  
1 vote:
If this kid was not using himself then he's probably a service worker's kid who's a courier who's being used by some ultra-wealthy family's smack using kid.

Ultra wealthy Smack Using Kid: Hey Poor Kid, want to make a few hundred?

Poor Kid: Sure, what do I gotta do?

UWSUK: I need you to go to the mainland and pick up something for me, I'll pay your ticket and expenses. You won't be there long. And if you don't do this this means you're not loyal. And people in my family don''t have time for disloyal farkers.

PK: What do you mean by that last thing?

UWSUK: Meaning you're going to the mainland picking up my heroin, if you get caught people won't believe you that I use it cause my parents and family are billionaires and your mom was on welfare before you were born.

PK: But i get 200 bucks right?

UWSUK: Make it 500, since i'm such a nice and giving friend. I've always got your back bro.
2013-01-14 10:19:00 AM  
1 vote:

Buttbone McGillicutty: A 16yr old kid doesn't have any business being around H.


Yeah, I gotta go with this.

I might sound naive, but if busting this kid is a wake-up call to him, his parents, or someone that can get him straight, then it's well worth the salary and gas of the people involved in the arrest.
2013-01-14 10:15:07 AM  
1 vote:

Fizpez: Wow 800 whole dollars worth of smack off the street... we're saved! Don't get me wrong that stuff is not "Hey man do whatever you want to do..." category but the street value doesnt even cover the salary and gas of the people involved in the arrest.


To be fair - this probably wasn't some sort of sting operation, and the people doing the arrest were most likely just the on duty cops. The booking agent at Hyannis probably called the cops after the kid booked a return flight after just getting off the plane. I mean, we're talking about a town with 20K people. The airport is no LAX, and stuff like that will stick out.
2013-01-14 10:13:49 AM  
1 vote:

Fizpez: Wow 800 whole dollars worth of smack off the street... we're saved! Don't get me wrong that stuff is not "Hey man do whatever you want to do..." category but the street value doesnt even cover the salary and gas of the people involved in the arrest.


A 16yr old kid doesn't have any business being around H.
 
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