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(Daily Monitor (Uganda))   Third-world country excited about new hybrid chickens that produce both meat and eggs. Subby wonders WTF their old chickens looked like   (monitor.co.ug ) divider line
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2013-01-14 09:14:52 AM  
5 votes:

lenfromak: Wow. If only they pissed beer, they'd be the perfect food.


By definition, all animals piss Bud Light.
2013-01-14 09:28:22 AM  
3 votes:
The GOP seems to think they double as sex toys.
2013-01-14 09:01:26 AM  
3 votes:
th05.deviantart.net

Something like that?

/hot
2013-01-14 09:55:14 AM  
2 votes:
Did you call me chicken?
www.cleanme.us
2013-01-14 01:34:13 PM  
1 vote:
I guess raising buff orpingtons is not as profitable to agribusiness as it is to introduce a "new" kind of chicken.
2013-01-14 12:40:25 PM  
1 vote:

fo_sho!: Securitywyrm: Egg = Meat
Prove me wrong

They are byproducts - not meat. Boogers are not meat. Feathers are not meat. Wool is not meat.

Also, your mom is a vegetarian and she swallows, so not meat.


Grits ain't grocery
Eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man
2013-01-14 12:22:03 PM  
1 vote:

Securitywyrm: Egg = Meat
Prove me wrong


They are byproducts - not meat. Boogers are not meat. Feathers are not meat. Wool is not meat.

Also, your mom is a vegetarian and she swallows, so not meat.
2013-01-14 12:15:30 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: The GOP seems to think they double as sex toys.


1.bp.blogspot.com

"That's a joke...I say that's a joke, son!"

:)
2013-01-14 11:55:42 AM  
1 vote:
Egg = Meat
Prove me wrong
2013-01-14 11:42:07 AM  
1 vote:
Ugandan chicken?

i45.tinypic.com
2013-01-14 10:35:05 AM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: Zombie Eater: They should really watch their terminology. A lot of anti-GMA people will see "hybrid" and froth at the mouth, completely forgetting about the process of crossbreeding.

Wonder what Gregor Mendel would say.


Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
2013-01-14 10:04:25 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not eating any meat that a chicken lays.
2013-01-14 09:41:52 AM  
1 vote:
media.ebaumsworld.com
2013-01-14 09:35:39 AM  
1 vote:
What a hybrid chicken may look like

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-14 09:26:48 AM  
1 vote:
It performs very well under scavenging management system

Is that the technical word for letting it wander around the village?
2013-01-14 09:15:34 AM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

A happy Ugandan.
2013-01-14 09:09:20 AM  
1 vote:
They should really watch their terminology. A lot of anti-GMA people will see "hybrid" and froth at the mouth, completely forgetting about the process of crossbreeding.
 
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