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(Kotaku)   Toshiro Mifune might have played Obi-Wan or Darth Vader, if only he could have opened the letter inviting him   ( ) divider line
    More: Cool, Toshiro Mifune, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars, Akira Kurosawa, Sith Lord, James Earl Jones, writing process  
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8724 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 Jan 2013 at 9:26 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-14 08:53:24 AM  
11 votes:
"Luke.  This is your father's.."
"What is it?"
"It's your father's letter opener."
"It's a weapon from a more elegant age."
"So, like, last Thursday?"
"No. But it's less clumsy than a blaster."
"What does it do?"
"It opens letters, you dumbass."
"okay.  I usually just use Aunt Beru's butterknife."
"This isn't going to end well."
2013-01-14 10:28:53 AM  
5 votes:

"Dammit... Where's my letter opener????"
2013-01-14 03:26:29 PM  
4 votes:

sure haven't: Hmm, so is subby banned? Or is there favoritism going on? Those are the only two options.

/dnrt thread

there is a third, but it kinda paints you in an unflattering light....
2013-01-14 08:45:35 AM  
4 votes:
One of the most creative ways i've seen of calling out a farker in a headline and getting away with it.
2013-01-14 05:03:00 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-14 12:37:12 PM  
3 votes:

Many Bothans died to bring us this information

Get to da choppa

But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters

I'm never going to get to leave this sand dune

End Scene
Theme song

*passes out*
2013-01-14 05:50:30 PM  
2 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Well, this thread happened. :D

(Hi, all!)

Thread stops being awesome; becomes super awesome
2013-01-14 05:16:44 PM  
2 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hi, all!

/Really tough to find pictures of Cubs fans cheering, but whatever
//Trolling aquigley now?
2013-01-14 05:10:17 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-14 09:57:08 AM  
2 votes:
I smell......TMLO Theater.
2013-01-14 10:07:15 PM  
1 vote:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can pos..."
2013-01-14 09:23:21 PM  
1 vote:
I don't get it.
2013-01-14 06:38:23 PM  
1 vote:

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: DANCE TIME!!!

Oh, he was *such* a badass in Drunken Angel. His first collaboration with Kurosawa, incidentally.

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: I missed TMLO's arrival? Ah well...

Never fear!

We'll throw in an oldie but a goodie!
2013-01-14 03:05:51 PM  
1 vote:
Paging TMLO; TMLO to thread 7534032, please.
2013-01-14 02:02:31 PM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: *passes out*

Nice, but needs 2 or 3 other trains of thought coming from the various characters all at the same time.
2013-01-14 12:43:53 PM  
1 vote:

unyon: You guys have explained too much and spoiled it all.  Like UFIA, TMLO theatre must be a complete surprise, otherwise it doesn't have organic appeal.  It exists on a quantum level- the act of discussing it destroys it.

Great now this thread will be about 3D printers.

Thanks Fartbamo.
2013-01-14 11:33:19 AM  
1 vote:

The Larch: For the life of me, I can't imagine Lucas putting that talent to good use.

2013-01-14 11:23:08 AM  
1 vote:
Use the force Roook. That actually might have been pretty badass.
2013-01-14 10:58:10 AM  
1 vote:
Vader: "Luke, I am your father."
Luke: "...Really?"
2013-01-14 10:48:45 AM  
1 vote:

Paris1127: If you wish him to quicken his pace, I'd suggest some putting out some Ecto Cooler or maybe someone should insult the film  Roadhouse.

to scare him out of the bushes show photos of Julia Roberts
2013-01-14 10:37:47 AM  
1 vote:
Here's some music for everyone to listen to while we wait for TMLO to make an appearance...

If you wish him to quicken his pace, I'd suggest some putting out some Ecto Cooler or maybe someone should insult the film  Roadhouse.
2013-01-14 10:26:21 AM  
1 vote:

"That's no moon...... That's a space station"
2013-01-14 10:07:52 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-14 09:52:23 AM  
1 vote:
In before what everyone is waiting on...
2013-01-14 09:36:11 AM  
1 vote:

xanadian: /except at the end

Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
2013-01-14 09:25:07 AM  
1 vote:
I got banned for calling out farkers in a headline once, but this gets greenlit.
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