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(BBC)   Oh, c'mon. Who among us HASN'T mooned a biker gang, thrown a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 35
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2013-01-14 08:32:42 AM
I thought it was customary to throw a cat, not a dog. My bad.
 
2013-01-14 08:32:48 AM
Let he who is without sin throw the first puppy.
 
2013-01-14 08:33:13 AM
Germany has Hell's Angels?
 
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2013-01-14 08:34:09 AM
The word "alcohol" isn't anywhere in the story.

That's just bad reporting.
 
2013-01-14 08:35:06 AM
I have not done any of those things, but its early and the whiskey will kick in soon.
 
2013-01-14 08:36:08 AM
Heh - he still had the gall to hitchhike after dumping the bulldozer... what dumbass picked him up not realising he was the one that had caused all the traffic?
 
2013-01-14 08:36:11 AM

The Muthaship: Germany has Hell's Angels?


They are everywhere, like Starbucks. I bet even Beijing has a chapter.

The exception would be Okinawa, where the "baddest" outfit I saw was a group of young (teens/20s) moped riders with leather jackets that said "Blood Babies" on the back.
 
2013-01-14 08:36:27 AM
Escaped on a bulldozer? And people say that cruisers aren't slow.
 
2013-01-14 08:38:13 AM
Did the Hell's Angels eat the puppy? No? Maybe they are not that evil after all.
 
2013-01-14 08:42:18 AM
Is this a repeat? I swear ive heard this one.
 
2013-01-14 08:45:31 AM
16 June 2010 Last updated at 12:23 ET

This is a repeat... from 2010.
 
2013-01-14 08:47:15 AM

The Muthaship: Germany has Hell's Angels?


Hmm. I wonder if they ride around with British-style pith helmets, and get union jack tatoos on their arms?
 
2013-01-14 08:47:46 AM
I mooned some bikers once! They all started laughing.

/yeah, I was drunk
//had no puppy or bulldozer available though
///has also flashed truck drivers her boobs before, also while drunk
 
2013-01-14 08:47:56 AM
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Wanted for questioning
 
2013-01-14 08:48:37 AM
Today's headline brought to you be Mad Libs.

Oh, c'mon. Who among us HASN'T (verb) a (group of people), thrown a (noun) at them and then escaped on a (noun)?
 
2013-01-14 08:49:21 AM
And who's footing the therapy bills for the biker gang?!
 
2013-01-14 08:55:37 AM
Yes.

HAMC has a huge presence in Germany, as well as the rest of Europe. Google "biker wars europe" for more information. Both European and Canadian HAMC make Sonny Barger look like a boy scout.
 
2013-01-14 08:56:36 AM
 
2013-01-14 08:58:43 AM
The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication

Obviously this guy was far too happy and needs to go back on his depression medication.
 
2013-01-14 09:06:49 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I mooned some bikers once! They all started laughing.

/yeah, I was drunk
//had no puppy or bulldozer available though
///has also flashed truck drivers her boobs before, also while drunk


Well, hello there....
 
2013-01-14 09:17:31 AM

bikerbob59: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I mooned some bikers once! They all started laughing.

/yeah, I was drunk
//had no puppy or bulldozer available though
///has also flashed truck drivers her boobs before, also while drunk

Well, hello there....


Moons you, too!

;-)
 
2013-01-14 09:19:07 AM

bonno: Heh - he still had the gall to hitchhike after dumping the bulldozer... what dumbass picked him up not realising he was the one that had caused all the traffic?


The same dumbass that picked him up despite his wearing only shorts.
 
2013-01-14 09:23:29 AM
An uncle of mine once drove over a row of parked motorcycles outside a bar, because he just bought the lifted truck and wanted to see what it could do.

/He is a retired HS teacher now.
//He was never caught.
///no puppies were hurt
 
2013-01-14 09:23:43 AM
Hey! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
 
2013-01-14 09:33:16 AM

President Merkin Muffley: Is this a repeat? I swear ive heard this one.


Yep
 
2013-01-14 09:37:06 AM
Pretty sure this is even the same FARK headline as the last time it was posted.

/what were 2010s HOTYs? Got me some repostings to do....
//hey Mods, did you know excessive alcohol use leads to memory impairment?
///hey Mods, did you know excessive alcohol use leads to memory impairment?
/V roman numeral slashie
 
2013-01-14 09:42:58 AM

mab1823: I say we kill him.


I say we let him go.
 
2013-01-14 09:46:05 AM
OLD NEWS IS NEW AGAIN!!!!

YEEEEAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
 
2013-01-14 09:58:11 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Mooning, wedgies, melvins, etc. are the pinnacle of comedy. Nothing is funnier.
 
2013-01-14 10:06:15 AM
If someone threw a puppy at me, I'd be like "Hey! Free puppy!"
And then I'd name him Tosser.

/Or Butt-stallion
//Or Bonerfarts
 
2013-01-14 10:10:57 AM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: bikerbob59: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I mooned some bikers once! They all started laughing.

/yeah, I was drunk
//had no puppy or bulldozer available though
///has also flashed truck drivers her boobs before, also while drunk

Well, hello there....

Moons you, too!

;-)


And if you had testicles you mooned them you probably be still missing :)
 
2013-01-14 10:12:16 AM
Okay, I can see doing the first two as foolish and cruel as they are are. I really have to wonder though, how on earth do you escape anything on a bulldozer? They aren't exactly known for their top speed and even Top Gear isn't silly enough to put one on their track...
 
2013-01-14 10:21:23 AM
REAAAAL MEN OF GEEEENIUS!
 
2013-01-14 10:32:22 AM

Buck Henderson: REAAAAL MEN OF GEEEENIUS!


More like Rex Kramer.
 
2013-01-14 12:03:22 PM
Of all the thinks I could think of to throw ar some motorized douche bags a puppy isn't the forst thing that comes to mind. Grenades or molotov cocktails maybe, but definately not puppies.
 
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