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2013-01-14 08:47:51 AM
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Quinn: Come on. Get yer' death on.
 
2013-01-14 09:29:49 AM
Jello shots and a pillow.
 
2013-01-14 09:39:22 AM
Obvious tag on vacation or something?
 
2013-01-14 10:06:11 AM
 
2013-01-14 10:10:05 AM
It's beached. I'm guessing a properly angled rifle shot into the eyeball would do the trick.
 
2013-01-14 10:10:59 AM

Mad_Radhu: Obligatory.


Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-14 10:25:44 AM

SnarfVader: Mad_Radhu: Obligatory.

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.


Please tell me someone is harvesting the blubber. I need some old school gum and I'm willing to pay top dollar.
 
2013-01-14 10:27:01 AM
A 5-foot-long juvenile pygmy sperm whale. How do you euthanize that?

Give a Japanese family a bunch of chopsticks. They call that light lunch.
 
2013-01-14 10:32:02 AM
Ask Dave Barry.

(credit to Mad_Radhu for beating me to that punch)
 
2013-01-14 10:34:33 AM

SnarfVader: Mad_Radhu: Obligatory.

Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.


I've always been amused by untrained or mistrained people playing with explosives. There was a load of "What did you think was going to happen?" in that incident.

For future reference, a bucket excavator will be enough to break up a whale.
 
Biv
2013-01-14 10:39:05 AM
Stick of dynamite in the blowhole, baby.
 
2013-01-14 10:39:25 AM
www.lat34.com
 
2013-01-14 10:39:32 AM
For a truly sickening read, check out Farley Mowat's "A Whale for the Killing."
 
2013-01-14 10:40:11 AM
Force it to watch "Whitney".
 
2013-01-14 10:41:03 AM
You feeds them whales on shortnin' bread. Any fool knows that.
 
2013-01-14 10:41:05 AM
article (last sentence): Necropsies will be performed on both mammals on Monday.

submitter: How do you euthanize a whale? Explosives?

Given the officials' plans for follow-up, I seriously doubt it...

/yeah, killjoy/buzzkill/whatever
 
2013-01-14 10:43:07 AM
Why kill it first. It is best to cut sashimi while the animal is still alive.
 
2013-01-14 10:47:26 AM
Just dip a steak in anti-freeze and leave it by the whale. Works for happy neighbor dogs, ought to handle whales too.
 
2013-01-14 10:55:24 AM
A blowhole lot of...
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2013-01-14 10:55:32 AM
Amy you have the poon!
 
2013-01-14 10:56:13 AM
Relax... he's got it covered
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2013-01-14 10:57:58 AM
Slit its wrists
 
2013-01-14 10:59:24 AM
Titleist.
 
2013-01-14 11:11:01 AM
Ask a bowl of petunias.
 
2013-01-14 11:22:59 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Ask a bowl of petunias.


Oh no, not again!
 
2013-01-14 11:28:12 AM
subby's mom
 
2013-01-14 11:29:13 AM
Yeah, that is correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVrMbwEtvs
 
2013-01-14 11:34:11 AM
Cork in the blow hole; two bits.
 
2013-01-14 11:47:43 AM
Yes, explosives (for beached whales longer than 26 feet).
 
2013-01-14 12:08:11 PM
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2013-01-14 12:41:04 PM

BronyMedic: [i.cdn.turner.com image 400x300]

Quinn: Come on. Get yer' death on.


Would you eat a rectal thermometer?! Answer me, damn you!
 
2013-01-14 01:03:38 PM

Mad_Radhu: Obligatory.


the first video I ever saw online
 
2013-01-14 01:09:40 PM

Mad_Radhu: Obligatory.


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2013-01-14 01:24:06 PM

Flappyhead: Mad_Radhu: Obligatory.

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So would Tiny Tina
 
2013-01-14 01:27:31 PM
man, i miss sealab.
 
2013-01-14 01:29:00 PM
Put this little guy to work.

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2013-01-14 01:38:06 PM
www.msu-underground.com

Re-apply as needed
 
2013-01-14 01:42:14 PM
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I don't euthanize whales often, but when I do, I use Titleist!
 
2013-01-14 01:45:21 PM
It's been done before - Youtube Link
 
2013-01-14 02:21:14 PM
I always figured if I had to do it I would just dust the fat biatch's donuts with strychnine.
 
2013-01-14 02:30:55 PM
hmmm. I don't know about whale euthanasia, but I know AZAA (one of those A is for aquariums, so I imagine whales are in their thing) compliant elephant necropsies involve a chainsaw, a forklift and complete body coverings with respirators.
A lot of the DEC regs won't let you poison a large mammal on public lands because of the amount of poison required and what that involves in the disposal. The answer to subby's question is probably WITH A GUN.
 
2013-01-14 02:32:39 PM

SlowTimedRapid: article (last sentence): Necropsies will be performed on both mammals on Monday.

submitter: How do you euthanize a whale? Explosives?

Given the officials' plans for follow-up, I seriously doubt it...

/yeah, killjoy/buzzkill/whatever


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/Just for laughs.
 
2013-01-14 02:37:34 PM
Interesting, if morbid, question. I honestly don't know. Some kind of cannon to the brain, perhaps? It would be very tricky, I'm sure, to humanely kill an adult whale.

The whale in TFA was only 5 feet long, so a bit easier than an adult.
 
2013-01-14 03:03:55 PM
I assume they just use barbiturates. A hunter s Thompson week in Vegas all in one shot dose.
 
2013-01-14 03:24:35 PM
I believe they used to use a lance. Nowadays it's explosive tipped harpoons, no?
 
2013-01-14 03:39:35 PM
Aw, c'mon! It was a juvenile with skin lesions... My juveniles have skin lesions... just need a little proactive. clear that right up!
 
2013-01-14 05:56:22 PM
Get this guy. He knows how to euthanize large, um, meat.

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2013-01-14 06:08:59 PM
.50cal and a marine biologist to draw an "X" marks the brainstem
 
2013-01-14 07:14:29 PM

Type random string here: Get this guy. He knows how to euthanize large, um, meat.

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Clicked in for this. Leaving satisfied.

/miss tosh and owen and ianto
//such a good show farked up so quickly
 
2013-01-14 09:41:30 PM
weknowmemes.com

/oblig
 
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