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(Sun Sentinel)   Early MOTY candidate uses baby carriage to hide her shoplifting spoils. Oh, and she took her five kids along with her when she intentionally caused car accidents to scam insurance companies   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 29
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2013-01-14 08:51:39 AM
Let me guess...voted for Obama?
 
2013-01-14 08:52:31 AM
They want her to pay restitution, but she's going to be in jail, and then when she gets out she's to be deported. Where is the money supposed to come from? She was doing the crime because she was short on money to begin with presumably.
 
2013-01-14 08:58:51 AM
I've never been one for capital punishment, but people who intentionally get in car "accidents" should get the chair.
 
2013-01-14 09:21:13 AM
FTFA: "Ovando's 18-year-old daughter told the judge she had hoped to go to college because "I don't want to live like my parents." But she had to drop out of high school and works at a fast food restaurant to help the family make ends meet and helps take care of her siblings.

She said their lives are worse without Ovando: "Our mom is everything to us.""


Utter bullshiat. Like fking gypsies. If you don't want to live like your parents, you don't condone the criminal activities they engage in. Where's papacito?

FTFA: "Her husband said he gave up his job as a long-distance truck driver to help care for the children after his wife was jailed but the two eldest children have dropped out of school so they can care for the family and one child is being home-schooled."

Bullshiat, bullshiat, bullshiat. Just like gypsies.

FTFA: "Ovando involved the children in other criminal scams, prosecutors wrote in court records, including a case where she defrauded a Guatemalan couple out of $20,000 by claiming she could help them get immigration "green cards."

HELL TO THE NO. Keep the biatch locked up, and investigate the children and husband because at this point the nits have become lice.
 
2013-01-14 09:23:01 AM

dopekitty74: They want her to pay restitution, but she's going to be in jail, and then when she gets out she's to be deported. Where is the money supposed to come from? She was doing the crime because she was short on money to begin with presumably.


She was doing the crime because she's a psychopath. They're not living Les Miz. They're scamming the court just as much as they're scamming their other victims.
 
2013-01-14 09:35:38 AM
They should all get food stamps and free gov't cell phones. They are poor.
 
2013-01-14 09:41:46 AM

dopekitty74: They want her to pay restitution, but she's going to be in jail, and then when she gets out she's to be deported. Where is the money supposed to come from? She was doing the crime because she was short on money to begin with presumably.


Deport her And her crotchlings. I don't care if they were born here. They can go and some back when they are adults.
 
2013-01-14 09:58:34 AM
Less of this would happen if there was more birth control and abortion.
 
2013-01-14 10:40:09 AM
Deport her ass NOW. Why waste taxpayer money keeping her locked up?
 
2013-01-14 10:52:58 AM
Come on, the gal has five kids to feed and take care of. A girl has to supplement her income somehow.
 
2013-01-14 11:00:03 AM
FTA: Not only did Ovando force her children into the accidents, but prosecutors taped her phone calls from jail and caught her trying to make them lie in court about the case on her behalf.

The tapes also revealed the older children desperately pleading with her to stop involving them in crimes and allow them to have a peaceful home where they wouldn't have to worry about police officers knocking at the door, court transcripts showed.


And that's where the extra time came from - not only remorseless, but determined to use her kids as props and accomplices, willing or otherwise, in her crimes.

Fark her.
 
2013-01-14 11:06:37 AM

netcentric: They should all get food stamps and free gov't cell phones. They are poor.


-1/10
 
2013-01-14 11:40:18 AM

DeathCipris: Deport her ass NOW. Why waste taxpayer money keeping her locked up?


Because deporting her now would mean she basically went unpunished for her crimes. Keeping her in prison for six and a half years means just that - she gets a six and a half year prison sentence, with the knowledge that there is no hope for her at the end of it but deportation.

I'll pitch in for that.
 
2013-01-14 11:58:51 AM
Low information voter™ came to mind before I clicked through to the article (click)

Yep
 
2013-01-14 12:03:18 PM

FormlessOne: Because deporting her now would mean she basically went unpunished for her crimes. Keeping her in prison for six and a half years means just that - she gets a six and a half year prison sentence, with the knowledge that there is no hope for her at the end of it but deportation.

I'll pitch in for that.


Just think... those poor kids kept from their mother for the next 60-78 months.

So you've got to figure they should at least survive the next 60-78 months without dying in a staged car wreck.
 
2013-01-14 12:05:55 PM

factoryconnection: FormlessOne: Because deporting her now would mean she basically went unpunished for her crimes. Keeping her in prison for six and a half years means just that - she gets a six and a half year prison sentence, with the knowledge that there is no hope for her at the end of it but deportation.

I'll pitch in for that.

Just think... those poor kids kept from their mother for the next 60-78 months.

So you've got to figure they should at least survive the next 60-78 months without dying in a staged car wreck.


Bingo. I don't see a downside here to her prison stay.
 
2013-01-14 12:42:05 PM
Everytime I read about scam artist I always feel they should get the death penalty. Especially if they act as if they did nothing wrong.
 
2013-01-14 01:00:20 PM

pennybobinny: Let me guess...voted for Obama?


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6961582592/hBFE71A63/


Cheezburger being annoying, but that gif is what came to mind when you said that.
 
2013-01-14 01:03:12 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: FTFA: "Ovando's 18-year-old daughter told the judge she had hoped to go to college because "I don't want to live like my parents." But she had to drop out of high school and works at a fast food restaurant to help the family make ends meet and helps take care of her siblings.

She said their lives are worse without Ovando: "Our mom is everything to us.""


Utter bullshiat. Like fking gypsies. If you don't want to live like your parents, you don't condone the criminal activities they engage in. Where's papacito?

FTFA: "Her husband said he gave up his job as a long-distance truck driver to help care for the children after his wife was jailed but the two eldest children have dropped out of school so they can care for the family and one child is being home-schooled."

Bullshiat, bullshiat, bullshiat. Just like gypsies.

FTFA: "Ovando involved the children in other criminal scams, prosecutors wrote in court records, including a case where she defrauded a Guatemalan couple out of $20,000 by claiming she could help them get immigration "green cards."

HELL TO THE NO. Keep the biatch locked up, and investigate the children and husband because at this point the nits have become lice.



I can believe the eldest girl had to drop out to care for the younger kids. That's a far too common practice among certain groups--the girls aren't going to be anything but mothers anyway, so they need to start learning how. School is unimportant for girls.
 
2013-01-14 01:10:05 PM

Ilmarinen: Less of this would happen if there was more birth control and abortion.


She's most likely Catholic and those things are considered to be sinful.
 
2013-01-14 01:23:34 PM
This whole thread is racist, and you should all feel racist.
 
2013-01-14 01:59:38 PM

Farce-Side: This whole thread is racist, and you should all feel racist.


You ain't seen nothing yet. Stop by daily for a dose of good loving.
 
2013-01-14 02:29:01 PM

Farce-Side: This whole thread is racist, and you should all feel racist.


Actually I was going to point out that I immediately thought minority when reading the heading; I seem to be the first.

Political correctness can't hide statistics.
 
2013-01-14 02:51:56 PM
It's only a sin if you get cfaught. Really, family members that say they have to stay home and watch the kids really don't have any business being around this type of person. KIds staying home from school so they can be on an xbox all day. Meh. I propose prison time, with labor at those paltry wages going towards restitution, then, when the debt is paid, deportation, but not all the way to Honduras, just "most of the way", Dropping her of about 30 miles or so from shore. If she can swim back, fine. Otherwise she can change her name to "Chum".
 
2013-01-14 03:54:14 PM
What - you'd prefer they were in daycare?
 
2013-01-14 04:05:01 PM

KrispyKritter: Farce-Side: This whole thread is racist, and you should all feel racist.

You ain't seen nothing yet. Stop by daily for a dose of good loving.


The previous comments has been approved and endorsed by, "The Black Crowes."

/There
/That wasn't so hard to handle now, was it?
 
2013-01-14 04:17:30 PM

vudukungfu: dopekitty74: They want her to pay restitution, but she's going to be in jail, and then when she gets out she's to be deported. Where is the money supposed to come from? She was doing the crime because she was short on money to begin with presumably.

Deport her And her crotchlings. I don't care if they were born here. They can go and some back when they are adults.


You got my vote. Seems like these folks should be working to make their country a better place instead of bringing all of their problems here and then generating another 4-6 on average before fizzling out. It has already become a cyclical cultural thing. All of the human trash is just piling up.
 
2013-01-14 04:25:40 PM

Fade2black: Farce-Side: This whole thread is racist, and you should all feel racist.

Actually I was going to point out that I immediately thought minority when reading the heading; I seem to be the first.

Political correctness can't hide statistics.


And the statistics exist because of culturally-ingrained racism. But let's ignore that and act like having a different skin color is what causes this stuff in the first place.
 
2013-01-14 08:32:56 PM
Had to read the article to make sure it wasn't a relative. A couple of my cousins and one of their dimwitted friends learned how easy it was to shoplift using the diaper bags and stroller to hide their goodies. They decided the kids were too much trouble when they were 'shopping'. They took in the diaper bags and stollers...with no kids in tow.
They were surprised when they were arrested.
Oh, and they liked jail. It was like a slumber party. Girls just sat around watching tv and braiding each others hair.
 
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