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(The Sun)   Jennifer Lopez has £10,000 cosmetic surgery to look like Jennifer Lopez (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 54
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2013-01-14 12:34:58 AM  
Hot!
 
2013-01-14 02:54:16 AM  
Oh Jesus Farking Christ.
 
2013-01-14 07:43:14 AM  
Jennifer was just 15

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2013-01-14 07:58:39 AM  
mmmmmmm J-Lo booty, real one not the kid and no I won't have a seat over there.
 
2013-01-14 07:59:13 AM  
Beautiful, isn't she?

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"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"
 
2013-01-14 07:59:25 AM  
She said: "Now when I put on weight, I automatically think the solution is another session of lipo. The only trouble is the cost."

The world's your oyster, honey.
 
2013-01-14 08:01:40 AM  
They now just look like young women from the streets of LA..............ohhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2013-01-14 08:04:58 AM  
fap fap fap fap fap...
 
2013-01-14 08:08:33 AM  
Hmm I think I like the sidebar article about Lily Cole topless a lot more
 
2013-01-14 08:08:38 AM  
Liposuction to a 15 year old? I'm surprised that's legal in the UK (I suspect it isn't).
 
2013-01-14 08:10:27 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Hmm I think I like the sidebar article about Lily Cole topless a lot more


I was just enjoying the thought that Miley Cyrus apparently rubs one out while thinking about Katy Perry.
 
2013-01-14 08:11:07 AM  

kwame: I was just enjoying the thought that Miley Cyrus apparently rubs one out while thinking about Katy Perry.


Annnnd now I have to click the link again
 
2013-01-14 08:11:11 AM  
It didn't work.

And if you really want a fat yet shapely ass, red beans & rice + a dance class is far cheaper and less dangerous than surgery.
 
2013-01-14 08:14:58 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: It didn't work.

And if you really want a fat yet shapely ass, red beans & rice + a dance class is far cheaper and less dangerous than surgery.


what magical properties do red beans and rice have?
 
2013-01-14 08:16:30 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: red beans & rice


Every recipe I've ever seen or used for that includes a ton of fat and cholesterol.
 
2013-01-14 08:16:53 AM  

pivazena: HotWingConspiracy: It didn't work.

And if you really want a fat yet shapely ass, red beans & rice + a dance class is far cheaper and less dangerous than surgery.

what magical properties do red beans and rice have?


Packed full of carbly goodness I guess. I think a dietary study was released by the Mix-A-Lot Foundation.
 
2013-01-14 08:18:31 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: pivazena: HotWingConspiracy: It didn't work.

And if you really want a fat yet shapely ass, red beans & rice + a dance class is far cheaper and less dangerous than surgery.

what magical properties do red beans and rice have?

Packed full of carbly goodness I guess. I think a dietary study was released by the Mix-A-Lot Foundation.


Lulz.  I've heard the line there (though I believe the good Sir recommends to "miss" red beans and rice) and for some reason I remember that line from Showgirls, but it was to keep weight off.
 
2013-01-14 08:19:33 AM  
She should have had something done about her face. Girl has bad acne.
 
2013-01-14 08:21:46 AM  
She looks like Michelle Rodriguez ate JLo.
 
2013-01-14 08:22:01 AM  

kwame: HotWingConspiracy: red beans & rice

Every recipe I've ever seen or used for that includes a ton of fat and cholesterol.


Right, I think that's the plan. So if you're dancing regularly you're burning fat and building muscle, but your ass retains some of it, because that's what asses do.
 
2013-01-14 08:28:17 AM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-01-14 08:29:10 AM  

pivazena: HotWingConspiracy: pivazena: HotWingConspiracy: It didn't work.

And if you really want a fat yet shapely ass, red beans & rice + a dance class is far cheaper and less dangerous than surgery.

what magical properties do red beans and rice have?

Packed full of carbly goodness I guess. I think a dietary study was released by the Mix-A-Lot Foundation.

Lulz.  I've heard the line there (though I believe the good Sir recommends to "miss" red beans and rice) and for some reason I remember that line from Showgirls, but it was to keep weight off.


"Red beans and rice didn't miss her"
 
2013-01-14 08:34:09 AM  

foo monkey: She looks like Michelle Rodriguez ate JLo.


I like to see MRod eating JLo.
 
2013-01-14 08:36:49 AM  
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So, if I ever get drunk and bet my bar that I can date and marry Jennifer Lopez, all I have to do is look this girl up. Aw, who am I kidding? It would be easier to meet and marry the real Jennifer Lopez. What is she? On marriage number 10? She'd probably have an afternoon free to help out a bartender.
 
2013-01-14 08:36:54 AM  
Too bad she's fat and has a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road.
 
2013-01-14 08:41:26 AM  
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Not a beauty aid, girl.
 
2013-01-14 08:47:31 AM  
ohmygod.  What a farkin' nightmare with a personality to match.
 
2013-01-14 08:48:39 AM  
she kind of looks like chyna
 
2013-01-14 09:06:12 AM  
The best part of that article are the comments at the bottom. Brits have such funny words for people like this.
 
2013-01-14 09:40:38 AM  
the helll is wrong with adults who let their kids get cosmetic surgery like that
 
2013-01-14 09:41:53 AM  

BronyMedic: Beautiful, isn't she?



"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"


It is "moisturize me".

/Doctor who nerd.
 
2013-01-14 10:16:37 AM  
And yet she is still not even average. Scary.
 
2013-01-14 10:37:42 AM  
Lopez does NOT have a nice ass! There is no shape, just thighs to back. Uhg.
 
2013-01-14 11:19:30 AM  
She wasn't that bad before. A chubby latina but not hideous. Now, she looks totally fake and you know she's got major issues. She'd probably freak out if you didn't notice her (vague, passing) resemblance to J Lo.
 
2013-01-14 11:42:24 AM  
I've farked fake tits before, but never a fake ass... any farkers know what that is like?
 
2013-01-14 11:45:21 AM  

MemphisSlacker: BronyMedic: Beautiful, isn't she?

"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"

It is "moisturize me".

/Doctor who nerd.


The brain as a secondary accessory is a neat touch.
 
2013-01-14 11:47:00 AM  

sandi_fish: And yet she is still not even average. Scary.


THIS! 20K and they're still fugly...
 
2013-01-14 11:51:29 AM  
Well that was $10,000 spent.
 
2013-01-14 12:39:56 PM  
All those surgeries in their teens. By the time they hit their mid-twenties and their bodies are finally done growing, these girls are going to misshapen lumps. Well moreso than they are now, at least.
 
2013-01-14 12:43:17 PM  

OddLlama: Lopez does NOT have a nice ass! There is no shape, just thighs to back. Uhg.


Google Image either Maxim Jennifer Lopez or FHM Jennifer Lopez; at work and don't want to do it on my screen but they had some very nice pics.
 
2013-01-14 01:02:04 PM  

BronyMedic: Beautiful, isn't she?

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"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"


"Moisturize me. Moisturize me"
 
2013-01-14 02:00:44 PM  
My browser window couldn't close fast enough,
 
2013-01-14 02:25:31 PM  
They both look like overweight cows now.
 
2013-01-14 02:41:11 PM  

MemphisSlacker: BronyMedic: Beautiful, isn't she?

"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"

It is "moisturize me".

/Doctor who nerd.


If we're going to nit pick the original comment it's "moisturise me"
 
2013-01-14 02:50:14 PM  

PaLarkin: MemphisSlacker: BronyMedic: Beautiful, isn't she?

"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"

It is "moisturize me".

/Doctor who nerd.

If we're going to nit pick the original comment it's "moisturise me"


If your really going to pick nits, you might want to consider Cassandra was from LA and probably used the more American version.
 
2013-01-14 02:54:55 PM  
Well, I guess you might qualify that as success, at least compared to when Michael Jackson tried it.
 
2013-01-14 03:13:23 PM  

PaLarkin: MemphisSlacker: BronyMedic: Beautiful, isn't she?

"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"

It is "moisturize me".

/Doctor who nerd.

If we're going to nit pick the original comment it's "moisturise me"


Well if we're going to nit pick the nit pick it's "moisturize me" with a "z".....British spelling and all since Doctor Who is a British show.
 
2013-01-14 03:19:23 PM  
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Was Ben Affleck involved?

/taco, taco
 
2013-01-14 03:31:50 PM  

silverjets: PaLarkin: MemphisSlacker: BronyMedic: Beautiful, isn't she?

"I'm getting dry! Spritz me!"

It is "moisturize me".

/Doctor who nerd.

If we're going to nit pick the original comment it's "moisturise me"

Well if we're going to nit pick the nit pick it's "moisturize me" with a "z".....British spelling and all since Doctor Who is a British show.


If we're going with British spelling moisturise with an s would be correct. The British spell it with an s.
 
2013-01-14 04:31:18 PM  

pivazena: HotWingConspiracy: It didn't work.

And if you really want a fat yet shapely ass, red beans & rice + a dance class is far cheaper and less dangerous than surgery.

what magical properties do red beans and rice have?


Crazy glue her butt crack closed after she eats a few bowls of them. It's all got to go somewhere, and that's a whole different type of gas inflation.
 
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