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(Patch)   High school football coach arrested for possession of steroids, failure to possess neck   (fairfaxstation.patch.com) divider line 32
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2013-01-14 12:01:17 AM  
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2013-01-14 12:19:37 AM  
Where's your neck?
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2013-01-14 01:25:11 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Where's your neck?
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What Diabolical Chicken...
 
2013-01-14 02:15:18 AM  
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2013-01-14 04:33:49 AM  
Coach, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-14 04:45:33 AM  
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2013-01-14 04:54:34 AM  
It's a shame to see Tom Cable fall so far.
 
2013-01-14 04:54:44 AM  
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2013-01-14 04:57:07 AM  
Wait. There are high school football coaches who aren't on and/or dealing steroids?
 
2013-01-14 05:00:14 AM  
Alternatively,  he was arrested for having a thumb where his head should be.
 
2013-01-14 05:02:29 AM  
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The war is over- the slackers lost!!
 
2013-01-14 05:24:14 AM  
Oh wow, he really doesn't have a neck

/guilty
 
2013-01-14 05:32:31 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Wait. There are high school football coaches who aren't on and/or dealing steroids?


Being a football coach - with a neck - at a school in this district, I'm getting a kick . . .
 
2013-01-14 05:46:30 AM  
You'd think that by now, these days, people like him could feel comfortable in their sexuality and just come out of the closet instead of living vicariously through kids.
 
2013-01-14 06:09:21 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: You'd think that by now, these days, people like him could feel comfortable in their sexuality and just come out of the closet instead of living vicariously through kids.


The sad truth is, even without a coach encouraging/forcing them; kids would take steroids. The kids on my high school's football team did.
 
2013-01-14 06:13:19 AM  
I just curious what kind of sentence this guy is gonna get? Are we talking meth lab prison time or 1st offense probation and some community service level?
 
2013-01-14 06:55:18 AM  

sleeper2995: I just curious what kind of sentence this guy is gonna get? Are we talking meth lab prison time or 1st offense probation and some community service level?


My guess is the guy sees a large part of that 10 years. A judge is going to look at it like he had the intent of passing the drugs to teenagers. farked.
 
2013-01-14 07:14:41 AM  

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Which one of these is the alien?
 
2013-01-14 07:32:38 AM  

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Well, I'm done here...
 
2013-01-14 07:54:17 AM  
I was recently a couple of blocks away from where he was arrested.  I knew I should have brought my roid money with me.
 
2013-01-14 07:59:16 AM  
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/"G-d, you're bald Clive!"
 
2013-01-14 08:04:05 AM  
You better check yo'...oh, never mind.
 
2013-01-14 08:43:50 AM  

Speedofdarkness: sleeper2995: I just curious what kind of sentence this guy is gonna get? Are we talking meth lab prison time or 1st offense probation and some community service level?

My guess is the guy sees a large part of that 10 years. A judge is going to look at it like he had the intent of passing the drugs to teenagers. farked.


I don't think you can be sentanced on what MIGHT have happened or on what you planned to do, only what 'cha done.
I've been wrong before though . . .
 
2013-01-14 08:52:02 AM  

Marcintosh: Speedofdarkness: sleeper2995: I just curious what kind of sentence this guy is gonna get? Are we talking meth lab prison time or 1st offense probation and some community service level?

My guess is the guy sees a large part of that 10 years. A judge is going to look at it like he had the intent of passing the drugs to teenagers. farked.

I don't think you can be sentanced on what MIGHT have happened or on what you planned to do, only what 'cha done.
I've been wrong before though . . .


i think you're wrong. there are plenty of charges that begin with the words "intent" or "conspiracy"...
 
2013-01-14 09:01:43 AM  
His wife thinks he's a great husband, because whenever a beautiful woman walks into the room, he's the only guy that doesn't turn his head to stare at her.
 
2013-01-14 09:03:55 AM  
Oh come on. He was just trying to help those kids reach their full potential. Amirite guise???
 
2013-01-14 09:28:14 AM  
I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
 
2013-01-14 10:34:10 AM  
I wonder if taxpayers are ever going to stand up to school boards and tell them to stop funding
"coaching" positions, and sports in general. I can see having the facilities maintained. But sports
should be self funded as "club" teams using the school mascots and facilities. No more pissing away
school resources on phoney "That coach is also the "Drivers Ed" "Home Room" "Health" teacher"
positions. Times are tight and schools all over suck and the money would be better spent
no trying to get Leroy Clevon Jr. a "scholarship" for some sport at a community college and get him educated right now.

/I know the world needs ditch diggers too
 
2013-01-14 11:54:34 AM  
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No No-Neck pops? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-14 04:50:25 PM  
Taking steroids as a teenager is a terrible idea. Your hormones are already insane and you likely don't know what the fark you are doing. You are going to ruin your testosterone levels for life without correct post-cycle therapy.
 
2013-01-14 05:09:11 PM  
The only wise thing to do as a teenager is to set up a stasis chamber in a bomb shelter and put yourself in it until you are 30.

Especially if you live within 35 miles of me.
 
2013-01-14 05:44:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Where's your neck?
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Came for this. Leaving time-warped.
 
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