xynix: My technical assistant is in his mid 60s. He's had about 40 years of experience in technology and knows pretty much everything. Best techy I've had working for me ever and I can tell you what if he goes away I'll be hiring another seasoned IT vet. He doesn't have hangovers because he quit drinking years ago. He doesn't make shiat up if he doesn't have an answer because he's come to the point in his life where he realized he didn't have to be cocky to be respected. + about 10 other reasons why I'll be looking for an older guy if I ever have to replace him.
Saiga410: Sounds like my current office. Come on gray beards retire already. I want some upwards mobility at work but there is little with y'all clogging the lanes.
sabreWulf07: Contents Under Pressure: Saiga410: Sounds like my current office. Come on gray beards retire already. I want some upwards mobility at work but there is little with y'all clogging the lanes.Fine. Ya willing to pay more into social security?Why would we have to pay more? Haven't these gray beards been paying in their entire lives?
doglover: That seems generous. Their news is as bad as CNN and Fox.
ongbok: Bet they go through a lot of cheetahs and tape.
grinding_journalist: Note to self: Start looking for jobs in Japan./do they call white people gwailos too, or is that just the Chinese?//been afraid to ask, and can't trust the internet for a reliable answer
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