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(Duluth News Tribune)   Excessively drooling lost dog turns up 1,500 miles from Florida home. Owners are surprised; 'we thought the gators got him'   (duluthnewstribune.com) divider line 29
    More: Florida, florida, Airport Road, Cape Coral, Labrador Retriever, emergency shelter, Endo  
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2013-01-14 12:34:49 AM  
But I wonder where that Louisiana sheriff went to
 
2013-01-14 12:40:04 AM  
to be fair, 'the gators got him' is a totally rational and even common excuse for a lost dog in florida.
 
2013-01-14 12:42:24 AM  
I hate dogs that drool. Nasty.
 
2013-01-14 12:48:00 AM  

the801: to be fair, 'the gators got him' is a totally rational and even common excuse for a lost dog in florida.


When it's a poodle or chihuahua, we even call them "gator bait."
 
2013-01-14 12:48:39 AM  
"Dammit, Louise, I told you to leave him farther off the road!"
 
2013-01-14 12:52:15 AM  

the801: to be fair, 'the gators got him' is a totally rational and even common excuse for a lost dog in florida.


Especially in Jacksonville in the last weekend in October, though for some reason this has not been the case the past couple of years, which is a cause for concern.
 
2013-01-14 01:03:06 AM  
I love it when it when someone finds their lost dog'salivafter all.
 
2013-01-14 01:05:54 AM  
You could say this outcome exceeded their expectorations
 
2013-01-14 01:08:16 AM  
I guess he embarked on a very long drip away from home.
 
2013-01-14 01:08:57 AM  
^^^ you need to be fed to the gators next
 
2013-01-14 01:16:55 AM  
Sounds to me like the dog was trying to escape Florida.
 
2013-01-14 01:17:31 AM  
Why are humans so fascinated by these types of stories? OMG NON-HOMOSAPIENS ARE AWARE OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT AND KNOW WHERE THEIR HOME IS
 
2013-01-14 01:36:04 AM  

mrtremere: I hate dogs that drool. Nasty.


I'm sure they hate your inability to properly wipe, since they constantly sniff your butt.
 
2013-01-14 01:36:35 AM  

ransack.: Why are humans so fascinated by these types of stories? OMG NON-HOMOSAPIENS ARE AWARE OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT AND KNOW WHERE THEIR HOME IS


I'm sure gay people are aware of the environment and know where their home is, too.
 
2013-01-14 01:43:23 AM  
www.standard.co.uk

set in Florida and involved a gator farm. Therefore I deem it relevant.

Also, PNSFW
 
2013-01-14 02:20:34 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.standard.co.uk image 620x658]

set in Florida and involved a gator farm. Therefore I deem it relevant.

Also, PNSFW


OH yeah....I'm gonna go and...and...wack my pud to those 4 sharp knees
 
2013-01-14 02:51:38 AM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: ^^^ you need to be fed to the gators next


Now, now, there's currently no need to get so frothing mad over me letting my mouth run. I was just dabbling in some stream-of-canine-souse writing.
 
2013-01-14 03:00:18 AM  

ransack.: Why are humans so fascinated by these types of stories?


...Mitt? Is that you?
 
2013-01-14 04:40:17 AM  

ransack.: Why are humans so fascinated by these types of stories? OMG NON-HOMOSAPIENS ARE AWARE OF THEIR ENVIRONMENT AND KNOW WHERE THEIR HOME IS


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2013-01-14 06:27:28 AM  
They thought he was lost but he snot.
 
2013-01-14 07:53:48 AM  

Fano: But I wonder where that Louisiana sheriff went to


Amos Moses wanted for questioning?
 
2013-01-14 08:07:43 AM  
doguedebordeauxclub.webs.com
 
2013-01-14 10:01:47 AM  

rebelyell2006: mrtremere: I hate dogs that drool. Nasty.

I'm sure they hate your inability to properly wipe, since they constantly sniff your butt.


New keyboard plz!
(mastiff person)
 
2013-01-14 10:07:51 AM  
Another justification for micro-chipping! Also, some dogs & some cats do drool-for-happy.  Cat who let us live with her a lifetime ago did, she was Best Cat Ever.
Methinx I will  votie in favour of this tale/tail.
 
2013-01-14 10:08:15 AM  
I love mastiffs... drool and all...
 
2013-01-14 11:34:43 AM  
A neighbor saw the Lab get attacked by an alligator, and they assumed the worst about Endo as well.

Ok, here's the real story. Bad dog owners let their dogs do bad dog stuff like bark all night. Neighbors tear a hole in the fence so the dogs can run loose. Neighbors give away the animals to other homes.
 
2013-01-14 12:53:12 PM  
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ms. Lippy! The part in the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think: 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost, you don't look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that farkin' dog!
 
2013-01-14 02:31:44 PM  
Came in here to say that the gators did get the dogs granny, chomp, chomp chomp, but see that was done in one.
 
2013-01-15 12:49:30 AM  
He was just visiting a cat friend

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