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(WXYZ Detroit)   First look at the new Chevy Corvette: Hot or not?   (wxyz.com) divider line 42
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31469 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jan 2013 at 9:13 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-13 09:03:10 PM
7 votes:
Thinks the Stingray is a bad idea:

news.bbc.co.uk
2013-01-13 09:36:49 PM
6 votes:

ZzeusS: I drive a Smart car.


That doesn't mean you have a big dick, it means you are one.
2013-01-13 09:48:11 PM
5 votes:
Corvette? Small dick!
Miata? GAY!
Prius? SMUG!

Based on this, 99% of Fark drives a Camry, eats celery for fun, and listens to Peter Cetera.
2013-01-13 09:30:41 PM
5 votes:

ZzeusS: For the Small Penised Man on a Budget, the new Chevy Corvette


For the small-walleted thread-poster bent on psychological projection, the above comment.
2013-01-13 10:18:11 PM
4 votes:
Meh, the cartoon was better

media2.wxyz.com
cimbeon.com
x23
2013-01-14 05:41:44 AM
3 votes:
the rear-end is pretty racist.

i.imgur.com
2013-01-13 11:29:53 PM
3 votes:
2013-01-13 10:05:14 PM
3 votes:

computerguyUT: red230: I'll refrain from commenting about the looks until we find out just how fast it really is. A lot can be forgiven stylistically if the car can deliver the goods. It can be as ugly as possible if the Stig can get it around the Top Gear test track in under 1:19 for all I care. This is a sports car, it's meant to go fast and handle. If the styling allows better speed and handling then I'm all for it.

I'll bet it screams.
The Vette has some monster times on the Nurnburgring.....
Looking forward to the numbers...


i.imgur.com
2013-01-13 09:30:21 PM
3 votes:
starsandcars.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-13 08:44:11 PM
3 votes:
That actually doesn't look that bad to me.  I am, however, known to have terrible taste in cars.
2013-01-13 09:44:40 PM
2 votes:
Knees are too sharp.
2013-01-13 09:35:40 PM
2 votes:
I really can't understand how a car can both be a substitute for a small penis and be considered sexually hot, that is unless the target market is guys who deny they are GAY.
2013-01-13 09:31:21 PM
2 votes:
So that's a Matador.

Oh, wait...
2013-01-13 09:25:52 PM
2 votes:
It looks like a different person was responsible for each part of the body, and they worked independently.
2013-01-13 09:22:59 PM
2 votes:
Looks like a big, retarded Lotus.
2013-01-13 09:17:55 PM
2 votes:
Probably one of the best looking small penis compensators I've ever seen.
2013-01-13 08:55:14 PM
2 votes:
Looks like a Transformer.
2013-01-14 01:44:02 PM
1 votes:
Does it come with a gold chain and chest hair?
2013-01-14 11:44:21 AM
1 votes:
I want to see one in person...I thought the current Camaro looked, uh, weird in pics, but once I saw it in person I liked it.  I think this will be the same thing.

Although I'm glad to see Chevy found a solution to the "wow, there's way too much rear visibility in the Corvette, what can we do to reverse that?" problem they didn't have.
2013-01-14 06:20:32 AM
1 votes:

Evil High Priest: The Miata is one of the best true sports cars available, at any price. If you like that "handling" stuff.


Oh I completely agree. It's an autocross monster.

When you see it on the street though, It's always a gay couple. Every. Single. Time.

/Met a nice gay couple on a mountain road drive.
//It was hard to keep up with them.
2013-01-14 02:00:32 AM
1 votes:
Too old.
2013-01-14 12:38:46 AM
1 votes:
media2.wxyz.com

Please stop with the "angry car face" designs already.

They look stupid to anyone over ten years old.
2013-01-14 12:35:53 AM
1 votes:
i849.photobucket.com

Just because... boobies!">
2013-01-13 11:14:19 PM
1 votes:
www.listen-to-english.com
The Vette...makes 'em wet. Which one of you gals wants a ride?

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-13 11:07:57 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-13 10:50:42 PM
1 votes:
There's a lot of penis talk in this thread. Why don't we just drop the whole corvette pretence and just stick to dishing about dicks?
2013-01-13 10:39:26 PM
1 votes:
Let's go to the Cool Wall.
2013-01-13 10:24:07 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: Probably one of the best looking small penis compensators I've ever seen.


I just realized why people say this... they are compensating for a small wallet.

Feel free to share that one. I just invented it, right now.
2013-01-13 10:17:42 PM
1 votes:

DentalMoshPit: Like Ferrari's people would pay attention to a sub par vehicle.


You magnificent bastard.
2013-01-13 10:06:26 PM
1 votes:

ZzeusS: SevenizGud: ZzeusS: For the Small Penised Man on a Budget, the new Chevy Corvette

For the small-walleted thread-poster bent on psychological projection, the above comment.


I call it reverse projection. I drive a Smart car.


Shouldn't you be under a doctor's supervision?

I weep for the days of psychiatric incarceration.
2013-01-13 09:51:35 PM
1 votes:
Coolest car ever!

www.imcdb.org

/stroke me
2013-01-13 09:50:23 PM
1 votes:
When the C6 came out 8 or so years ago, I thought it was too conservative of a styling upgrade.

This C7 is a fantastic styling upgrade. It definitely look like a vette of of the future. Can't wait to see them on the road.
2013-01-13 09:37:54 PM
1 votes:
I'll keep my Astro van, thanks.
2013-01-13 09:34:25 PM
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: The only thing that bugs me is the power decrease. Werent they up to 505 or 550 hp? What gives? Is this Obama's bullshiat fuel mileage requirements kicking in?


Why do you need more than 10 rounds in a magazine 150 hp? What could you possibly be doing that you need more than that? You should feel bad for thinking you do.
2013-01-13 09:26:07 PM
1 votes:

skinink: I want my sentient car and I want it now!


I don't want a sentient car. Nothing worse than having to convince your car that you have to go to work, and not the mall parking lot to pick up cute minivans.
2013-01-13 09:25:07 PM
1 votes:
For the Small Penised Man on a Budget, the new Chevy Corvette
2013-01-13 09:24:27 PM
1 votes:
I will kill everyone in this thread to oen that car.

/give me that farking car
2013-01-13 09:22:57 PM
1 votes:
Change scares me so i hate it ok i like it a lot now
2013-01-13 09:22:30 PM
1 votes:
Let me guess Live axle rear suspension with an open diff?
2013-01-13 09:20:19 PM
1 votes:
I couldnt get past the embarrassing guitar solo.
2013-01-13 09:19:56 PM
1 votes:
If the base $50K I'm hearing is for real, I'd seriously consider one.

/kinda useless in winter, will have to settle for a WRX, Wrangler Rubicon, or F150 Raptor
2013-01-13 08:22:28 PM
1 votes:
Looks like a Charger and a Viper had a baby.
 
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