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2013-01-14 12:13:53 AM  
3 votes:

bonzeemer: You're hot.
/hot


thisiszombocom: how YOU doin


Good news! If her post is any indication, she's a bad judge of character. You guys are in luck!
2013-01-13 11:38:00 PM  
2 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: I married the wrong damn men.

I can't even get child support out of the losers, let alone alimony.

/not bitter
//ok, I'm bitter


A double divorced woman is bitter? No way.
2013-01-13 10:25:39 PM  
2 votes:

Pribar: Hell if I could afford to pay 175k a month I would be a happy man

/did the math, if I sold my house, shop, tools and emptied my bank accounts I could support her for almost 8 months.
//assuming I could get market value for everything.


I don't believe you. What's your bank account number?
2013-01-14 08:00:33 AM  
1 votes:
but women are equal, and don't need someone to pay for them to live on their own right? And they are smart enough that they know exactly what they were doing when they signed the pre-nup, right? They are also powerful enough they dont need to bench-shop for a female judge to hear their case, right?
mjg
2013-01-14 04:11:11 AM  
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com

That kid was always trouble.
2013-01-14 01:16:47 AM  
1 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: ongbok: And lets not forget that the agreement gave her 7 million and a house in the event of a divorce. It wasn't like she was being handed a change of clothes and a bus ticket.

fark the biatches and ho's.

any one wonder why us smart ones stay single.


Ya, I'm sure it has a lot to do with how "smart" you are.
2013-01-14 01:13:44 AM  
1 votes:

Flakeloaf: DarkLancelot: Flakeloaf: sandbar67: He's worth half a billion dollars ... so in other words, it takes him about the same amount of time to earn $175K in interest as it does to write out a check for $175K and walk it out to the mailbox. Boo hoo.

It's not about what he's lost, it's about what she's unjustly gained. Marrying somebody who's in line to get a fortune doesn't entitle you to squat. Hell, being descended from someone who's made a fortune doesn't necessarily mean any of it's going to become yours. If he's divorcing her, I'm guessing he plans to stick it to her by withholding as much of his family's money as he can because again, fark her, it's not like she earned it. You don't ask for a doggy bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

As the spouse for the majority of this adult life shouldn't she really be getting half of the estate.  I think he's the one making out here.

Why? Why does being his wife entitle her to anything his father did? It's a family gift, given to him with specific instructions not to share it with her to cut off exactly this kind of gold digging.

zepillin: He is. It's called a will.

But if the money were put into a trust, as opposed to simply passed on to any children whose spouses agreed to sign the contract, it wouldn't matter if she divorced him and took half of what he owned because the trust fund doesn't belong to him.


It ceases to be his father's once he inherits it.  What a plan for gold digging? Marrying and staying with him 30 years and having several children, a shrewd plan indeed.
2013-01-14 01:12:08 AM  
1 votes:
i362.photobucket.com
2013-01-14 12:56:49 AM  
1 votes:

davidphogan: Any rich Farkettes want to marry me? I'm housebroken, and like long threads in the rain.


what are your thoughts on pina coladas?
2013-01-14 12:34:18 AM  
1 votes:
shiat, I'm straight, but I'd gladly marry and divorce a CEO for $175,000 per month.
2013-01-14 12:11:56 AM  
1 votes:
Q: You know why divorce is so expensive?

A: Because they are worth it.
2013-01-14 12:11:13 AM  
1 votes:

basemetal: The price of freedom can be enormous.


This is what they mean by "freedom isn't free".
2013-01-14 12:08:44 AM  
1 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: any one wonder why us smart ones stay single.


RhetButlerorical question, My friend.
2013-01-14 12:08:12 AM  
1 votes:
I wish I had the money to give $175,000 per month...

I wish I had the money to give $175,000 per decade.
2013-01-14 12:02:23 AM  
1 votes:
This is what happens when east-coast oligarchs meet Ontario judges. You're in Upper Canada now biatches.
2013-01-14 12:01:52 AM  
1 votes:

ongbok: And lets not forget that the agreement gave her 7 million and a house in the event of a divorce. It wasn't like she was being handed a change of clothes and a bus ticket.


fark the biatches and ho's.

any one wonder why us smart ones stay single.
2013-01-13 11:58:05 PM  
1 votes:

AxemRed: Lesson: If you're rich, don't get married.


Lesson: If you're rich If you're a man, don't get married.

/ftfy
2013-01-13 11:56:09 PM  
1 votes:
the republicans are right the rich have it rough suck it up libs
2013-01-13 11:47:47 PM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: I married the wrong damn men.

I can't even get child support out of the losers, let alone alimony.

/not bitter
//ok, I'm bitter


*clicks profile*

how YOU doin

/ and since im a loser, youd feel totally comfortable with me
2013-01-13 11:47:37 PM  
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Would've been cheaper just to kill her.


That's the sequel.
2013-01-13 11:46:27 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: You want to get divorced, you should get a reasonable amount of assets based on your contribution to joint possessions and your own property. That's it.


It is very common for one partner in a marriage to sacrifice their career so that the other partner is successful in theirs. It could be working instead of going to grad school so the partner can go to medical school. It could be giving up a dream job because it would mean moving. It could be raising the children full time so that the partner can pursue a demanding career without having to worry about child raising.

In all those examples the successful spouse owes a part of their continued success on the other partner's contribution. So, in the divorce the less successful partner is entitled to a part of the rewards of what they worked together towards.

/I know, I'm not going to make bitter divorcees less bitter.
2013-01-13 10:37:18 PM  
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Pribar: Hell if I could afford to pay 175k a month I would be a happy man

/did the math, if I sold my house, shop, tools and emptied my bank accounts I could support her for almost 8 months.
//assuming I could get market value for everything.

I don't believe you. What's your bank account number?


Marry me and find out
2013-01-13 09:44:52 PM  
1 votes:
I married the wrong damn men.

I can't even get child support out of the losers, let alone alimony.

/not bitter
//ok, I'm bitter
2013-01-13 09:09:39 PM  
1 votes:
The price of freedom can be enormous.
 
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