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(NBC News)   Catholic church in France: Gay marriage must be stopped "to protect the children", had no comment on how they plan on protecting French children from a 40% divorce rate   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-13 08:21:19 PM  
7 votes:
"For the children?"

Really Catholic Church? I wouldnt be bringing up the subject of kids at all if I were you.
2013-01-13 10:37:44 PM  
6 votes:
I agree with the Catholic Church on this one. Look at Sweden, for example. They legalized same-sex marriage and now the country is in shambles. Major cities like Stockholm and Malmö are nothing but piles of smoking ruins. Roving bands of gay vikings terrorized the countryside, descending on villages and raping the men folk. Famine and pestilence are rampant. The same is also true (except for the vikings, of course) of those states in America that have legalized it. They lie in ruins. Torn apart by the evil, horrid, homosexual monsters! In Maine women have ceased to give birth to straight babies anymore. They are all being born gay! And the worst part about all of this is that the homosexual jewish-controlled media is covering it all up! We must stand up to the homosexuals and tell them, "No way to gay!" If not, the world will fall into total ruin and every single straight man alive will be gay-raped, repeatedly, by Satan's monsters.

Lesbianism, however, is still OK.
2013-01-13 06:15:27 PM  
6 votes:
Who's going to protect the children from the Catholic Church?
2013-01-13 11:00:19 PM  
4 votes:
If anyone should know how a child should be reared it's the Catholic Church.
2013-01-13 10:10:53 PM  
4 votes:
Haven't we been trying to get the Catholic church to stop thinking about the children?
2013-01-14 01:05:27 AM  
3 votes:

kmmontandon: Who's going to protect the children from the Catholic Church?


Came for the children, leaving satisfied....

... just like the clergy.
2013-01-13 11:54:39 PM  
3 votes:

Deathfrogg: Mock26: I agree with the Catholic Church on this one. Look at Sweden, for example. They legalized same-sex marriage and now the country is in shambles. Major cities like Stockholm and Malmö are nothing but piles of smoking ruins. Roving bands of gay vikings terrorized the countryside, descending on villages and raping the men folk. Famine and pestilence are rampant. The same is also true (except for the vikings, of course) of those states in America that have legalized it. They lie in ruins. Torn apart by the evil, horrid, homosexual monsters! In Maine women have ceased to give birth to straight babies anymore. They are all being born gay! And the worst part about all of this is that the homosexual jewish-controlled media is covering it all up! We must stand up to the homosexuals and tell them, "No way to gay!" If not, the world will fall into total ruin and every single straight man alive will be gay-raped, repeatedly, by Satan's monsters.

Lesbianism, however, is still OK.

They'll be coming for your children.

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2013-01-13 10:06:36 PM  
3 votes:

kmmontandon: Who's going to protect the children from the Catholic Church?


Republican Congressmen?
2013-01-13 10:02:44 PM  
3 votes:
It's always amusing when the Catholic Church expresses concern for the welfare of children.
2013-01-13 11:04:49 PM  
2 votes:

JesusJuice: I'm surprised they could find a priest willing to take the little boy out of his mouth long enough to make a statement.


You got it backwards. Remember the old saying? "Why does the Catholic Church oppose condoms? Because they keep getting stuck in the altar boys' braces."
2013-01-13 10:32:26 PM  
2 votes:

gingerjet: fusillade762: Same-sex marriage is recognized in 11 countries including Belgium, Portugal, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Norway and South Africa.

I love that the US is behind farking South Africa on this issue.

Its easier making a change in a relatively small country of 10million population than a large country of 300+ million.  Especially with our structure of government.


I hope it's consensual.
2013-01-13 10:27:41 PM  
2 votes:

kmmontandon: Who's going to protect the children from the Catholic Church?


Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse.

C'mon France. The term "Menage a trois" is world famous because of you, and you don't even have to speak French to know that one of you is going to do something gay.
2013-01-13 10:16:08 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-14 04:42:42 AM  
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: Given all of the child rape by the so-called-progressives in public schools and on Sesame St., they are the last one's who should be feigning concern for children.


Are you tired?  You sound tired.

Mean ol' grumpy tired "conservative"   :(
2013-01-14 03:47:11 AM  
1 votes:
Well, the song says "There's a place in France / where the naked ladies dance", so sorry guys.

/don't know what it has to do with this, just wanted to use the song
//"where the women wear no pants" is also acceptable
2013-01-14 03:41:19 AM  
1 votes:

crazyeddie: another cultural observer: But by all means, don't let the fact that I never disagreed with you get in the way of you being a Reactionary.

Huh? It went down like this.
crazyeddie: Religious Beliefs are Bad.
another cultural observer: B-b-b-but what about Muslins and Pakis? I'm only asking because I'm concerned. So concerned.
crazyeddie: This is a stupid rebuttal to my claim. Yes, all religions.
another cultural observer: I have posted a meme picture because I never really disagreed with you. I was just concerned. So concerned.

If you, too, believe that religions (including Christianity) are crutches for weak and sad people, then posting a snarky concern question makes you a coward. Speak your mind about bad ideas, because if you don't, no one else will.

As it stands, you aren't helping. Also, try reading a person's user profile before posting.


I just read your profile, and I'd hate to be cornered by you at a party.
2013-01-14 12:42:34 AM  
1 votes:

Spaced Lion: This thread is now about gay Vikings.


Gay Vikings are the biggest threat to our way of life these days! Well, either that or the Gay Steamroller. Either way we are doomed!
2013-01-14 12:01:53 AM  
1 votes:

quickdraw: "For the children?"

Really Catholic Church? I wouldnt be bringing up the subject of kids at all if I were you.


Catholic Church: Do as we say, not as we diddle.
2013-01-13 11:38:08 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: another cultural observer: Muslims and Hindus, too? Or is this one of those Deep South "Baptists are the only way to Christ, Catholics wear dresses" kind of hatreds?

crazyeddie: I never understood this dim-witted rebuttal.

I'm sure that there are a lot of rebuttals you never understood, so I'll try to help out. The general idea is that a lot of people who say what you say are hypocritical.  I suspect another cultural observer was trying to figure out how much of a hypocrite you might be.


Thanks, Ciberido, but crazyeddie's right. The fact that I did not offer a wholehearted and unquestioning endorsement of his point apparently means that I disagree entirely, and am Catholic. This is a curious development, as I could have sworn I wasn't Catholic.

By Shiva, I learn something new every day.
2013-01-13 11:35:25 PM  
1 votes:
well lesbians have a divorce rate that is 150% higher than average
2013-01-13 11:18:40 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: If there's any excuse I'd like to see shot and buried, it's the "for the children" excuse. We restrict drugs "to protect the children" oppose gay marriage "for the children" but also abortion "for the children" and any time someone wants to limit anything it's always "but think of the children."



I think you're right. I've noticed, over the past year or so, that any engine on Thomas & Friends who tries to do something "for the children" usually ends up causing some huge farkup and (presumable) significant financial loss for the railroad.
2013-01-13 11:17:31 PM  
1 votes:
You kind of have to respect anyone that can suck a cuck cause I sure as hell couldn't. I mean how do you prepare yourself for something like that. Everyone of them has to take something out of you.


-Louis C.K.
2013-01-13 10:56:34 PM  
1 votes:

Mock26: I agree with the Catholic Church on this one. Look at Sweden, for example. They legalized same-sex marriage and now the country is in shambles. Major cities like Stockholm and Malmö are nothing but piles of smoking ruins. Roving bands of gay vikings terrorized the countryside, descending on villages and raping the men folk. Famine and pestilence are rampant. The same is also true (except for the vikings, of course) of those states in America that have legalized it. They lie in ruins. Torn apart by the evil, horrid, homosexual monsters! In Maine women have ceased to give birth to straight babies anymore. They are all being born gay! And the worst part about all of this is that the homosexual jewish-controlled media is covering it all up! We must stand up to the homosexuals and tell them, "No way to gay!" If not, the world will fall into total ruin and every single straight man alive will be gay-raped, repeatedly, by Satan's monsters.

Lesbianism, however, is still OK.


They'll be coming for your children.

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2013-01-13 10:42:27 PM  
1 votes:
Protecting the children so the priests can rape and molest them.
2013-01-13 10:39:16 PM  
1 votes:

another cultural observer: gingerjet: fusillade762: Same-sex marriage is recognized in 11 countries including Belgium, Portugal, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Norway and South Africa.

I love that the US is behind farking South Africa on this issue.

Its easier making a change in a relatively small country of 10million population than a large country of 300+ million.  Especially with our structure of government.

I hope it's consensual.


The US is farking a lot of countries from behind. But they're not planning on marrying them, so its OK.
2013-01-13 10:03:57 PM  
1 votes:
I get it, France.

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Never again.
2013-01-13 10:02:52 PM  
1 votes:
Time to bring back the Cult of Reason.
2013-01-13 08:26:27 PM  
1 votes:
Same-sex marriage is recognized in 11 countries including Belgium, Portugal, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Norway and South Africa.

I love that the US is behind farking South Africa on this issue.
 
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