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(The Sun)   Fark-ready headline: Mosquito bite made my boob explode. (Possibly not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 52
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2013-01-13 05:06:40 PM
Sadly, some of you Farkers will be able to fap to that pic
 
2013-01-13 05:06:56 PM
Whistles...

Walks away casually...
 
2013-01-13 05:26:28 PM

Amos Quito: Whistles...

Walks away casually...


Relative of yours?
 
2013-01-13 05:28:59 PM

BunkyBrewman: Sadly, some of you Farkers will be able to fap to that pic


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-13 06:33:44 PM
s1.favim.com
 
2013-01-13 07:45:01 PM
What smartass drew an eye on her mosquito bite?  Or is that a tattoo?
 
2013-01-13 08:07:41 PM
But her life was turned upside down again when she was bitten in a pub's beer garden.

I thought she was bitten in the boob?
 
2013-01-13 08:21:03 PM
A few years ago, I got a mosquito bite that got infected. Turned a single bite into a crater nearly 3/4 and inch deep, and that was on my elbow.

Yeah, I can see ignoring something so inconsequential and then realizing that it got real fast.
 
2013-01-13 08:28:54 PM
What's with the Eye of Sauron?
 
2013-01-13 08:47:42 PM
enjoytherandom.com
 
2013-01-13 08:52:23 PM

The Italian Farker: Amos Quito: Whistles...

Walks away casually...

Relative of yours?



Blood relative.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:17 PM
"Doctors got an entire pint of poison out of the mosquito bite."

That must have been some mosquito.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:59 PM
An F cup, that!?
 
2013-01-13 10:36:02 PM
FTA:

Within weeks, it had quadrupled in size. It looked more like a bullet wound.

What is up with people not getting obviously infected wounds checked out until they collapse, I was at a jam last year when I saw a local guitarist who had a bandage around a nasty cut on his left hand, you could not only see the black and red lines shooting up his arm from the wound but you could smell it too, he refused to see a doctor because he "was taking care of it with peroxide", I know he had good insurance from his work but he wouldn't go until later when I heard his boss called an ambulance bcause he passed out at work, dude lost most of his hand to gangrene because of it.
 
2013-01-13 10:54:53 PM

ajgeek: An F cup, that!?


British 'F' cup represents a 6 inch difference between bust size and band size.  Remember: the larger the band size, the smaller the ratio between those two numbers become.  Big difference between a 34F and a 40F.

This woman is British, not Dutch.  Not a country known for their slender frames.
 
2013-01-13 11:30:24 PM
Possibly.
 
2013-01-14 12:27:28 AM
It could have been worse: She might have contracted malaria/yellow fever/dengue fever as well.
 
2013-01-14 03:14:04 AM

Apos: It could have been worse: She might have contracted malaria/yellow fever/dengue fever as well.


In Britain? Not very likely.
 
2013-01-14 04:59:50 AM
A mosquito nipped me on my boob. I hardly felt it, but the bite grew. Within weeks, it had quadrupled in size. It looked more like a bullet wound.

WEEKS?  Seriously? People are really that stupid, I guess.
 
2013-01-14 05:36:56 AM

BarkingUnicorn: What smartass drew an eye on her mosquito bite?  Or is that a tattoo?


That's where the doctor is going to excise the scarred bite. Makes sense to do it while they are fixing her implant.
 
2013-01-14 05:37:47 AM
Not safe for lunch either, subby.
 
2013-01-14 05:57:57 AM

Pribar: FTA:

Within weeks, it had quadrupled in size. It looked more like a bullet wound.

What is up with people not getting obviously infected wounds checked out until they collapse, I was at a jam last year when I saw a local guitarist who had a bandage around a nasty cut on his left hand, you could not only see the black and red lines shooting up his arm from the wound but you could smell it too, he refused to see a doctor because he "was taking care of it with peroxide", I know he had good insurance from his work but he wouldn't go until later when I heard his boss called an ambulance because he passed out at work, dude lost most of his hand to gangrene because of it.


Some people are stupid morons. I don't really have sympathy for the guy especially after you told him it looks bad. And that smell? ugh.

I might of threatened to call an ambulance for the moron.
 
2013-01-14 06:07:50 AM

viscountalpha: Pribar: FTA:

Within weeks, it had quadrupled in size. It looked more like a bullet wound.

What is up with people not getting obviously infected wounds checked out until they collapse, I was at a jam last year when I saw a local guitarist who had a bandage around a nasty cut on his left hand, you could not only see the black and red lines shooting up his arm from the wound but you could smell it too, he refused to see a doctor because he "was taking care of it with peroxide", I know he had good insurance from his work but he wouldn't go until later when I heard his boss called an ambulance because he passed out at work, dude lost most of his hand to gangrene because of it.

Some people are stupid morons. I don't really have sympathy for the guy especially after you told him it looks bad. And that smell? ugh.

I might of threatened to call an ambulance for the moron.


Might of?

/Might HAVE
 
2013-01-14 06:14:41 AM
...who drew an eye around the bite on her boob? Was it one of the doctors?
 
2013-01-14 06:24:12 AM
People wouldnt have to suffer like this if they weren't so worried about paying for health coverage. She probably had to make a choice on feeding her kids or seeing the doctor. Most parents in that case would sacrifice for their kids. Probably has the type of boss that would fire you if you actually used the companies medical coverage because his premiums would go up.

/you know you wanna... go ahead, take it
 
2013-01-14 06:24:30 AM

NobleHam: ...who drew an eye around the bite on her boob? Was it one of the doctors?


That's the shape of the incision to remove the infected part. It makes it easier to sew up rather than a cutting out a square or circle shape.

//assumption
//not a doctor
 
2013-01-14 06:44:20 AM

Fizpez: People wouldnt have to suffer like this if they weren't so worried about paying for health coverage. She probably had to make a choice on feeding her kids or seeing the doctor. Most parents in that case would sacrifice for their kids. Probably has the type of boss that would fire you if you actually used the companies medical coverage because his premiums would go up.

/you know you wanna... go ahead, take it


Goddammit, I hate you. You brilliant fark, I hate you.
 
2013-01-14 07:12:49 AM
no one has memed this yet? fail! eye see what you did there.
 
2013-01-14 07:26:56 AM
It's called the 'Pamela Anderson Disease'
 
2013-01-14 07:33:44 AM
Buzzcocks, Orgasm Addict
 
2013-01-14 07:41:52 AM
She's gonna get sued by CBS for trademark infringement.
 
2013-01-14 07:47:56 AM

bearded clamorer: She's gonna get sued by CBS for trademark infringement.


Now that's funny.
 
2013-01-14 07:54:16 AM
Poor lady. First, bad-ass breast cancer. Now, an evil mosquito. Ugh. Hope all is much better for her now.
 
2013-01-14 08:00:15 AM
OMG..

cancer-boob is watching me masturbate ?

/hell...handbasket.. I know.
 
2013-01-14 08:00:24 AM
Gross.
 
2013-01-14 08:07:48 AM
Did her nipple explode with delight?
 
2013-01-14 08:09:36 AM

stlbluez: OMG..

cancer-boob is watching me masturbate ?

/hell...handbasket.. I know.


YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!

/cleans keyboard
//lulz
 
2013-01-14 08:21:06 AM

Pribar: FTA:

Within weeks, it had quadrupled in size. It looked more like a bullet wound.

What is up with people not getting obviously infected wounds checked out until they collapse, I was at a jam last year when I saw a local guitarist who had a bandage around a nasty cut on his left hand, you could not only see the black and red lines shooting up his arm from the wound but you could smell it too, he refused to see a doctor because he "was taking care of it with peroxide", I know he had good insurance from his work but he wouldn't go until later when I heard his boss called an ambulance bcause he passed out at work, dude lost most of his hand to gangrene because of it.


Bed wetting fear of the unknown.  .  .
Like Bushmasterbaiter buyers.

Yup, went there.  Didn't need a map or GPS either.  Would drive there again.
 
2013-01-14 08:35:57 AM
homepage.ntlworld.com

Pull out Betty, you've hit an artery implant
 
2013-01-14 08:42:49 AM

jaylectricity: "Doctors got an entire pint of poison out of the mosquito bite."

That must have been some mosquito.


Bite your head off man.
 
2013-01-14 09:02:28 AM
My older brother always picked on our sister that never really grew boobs, by calling them mosquito bites. So I guess it would've helped if mosquitoes did bite her.
 
2013-01-14 09:32:47 AM

lack of warmth: My older brother always picked on our sister that never really grew boobs, by calling them mosquito bites. So I guess it would've helped if mosquitoes did bite her.


Wanna know how I know who's the boob in your family?
 
2013-01-14 09:36:34 AM
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You might want to get that looked at....
 
2013-01-14 10:38:56 AM
Seems fair.

I mean, many a boob has made most of Fark explode, so, turnabout is fair play, right?
 
2013-01-14 10:54:41 AM
She should not have squeezed it.
 
2013-01-14 12:00:46 PM

XplodedSynapses: viscountalpha: Pribar: FTA:

Within weeks, it had quadrupled in size. It looked more like a bullet wound.

What is up with people not getting obviously infected wounds checked out until they collapse, I was at a jam last year when I saw a local guitarist who had a bandage around a nasty cut on his left hand, you could not only see the black and red lines shooting up his arm from the wound but you could smell it too, he refused to see a doctor because he "was taking care of it with peroxide", I know he had good insurance from his work but he wouldn't go until later when I heard his boss called an ambulance because he passed out at work, dude lost most of his hand to gangrene because of it.

Some people are stupid morons. I don't really have sympathy for the guy especially after you told him it looks bad. And that smell? ugh.

I might of threatened to call an ambulance for the moron.

Might of?

/Might HAVE


Am I writing a paper?

I might have cared then.
 
2013-01-14 12:08:15 PM
how did they know it was a mosquito? looks/sounds more like a necrotizing spider bite.
 
2013-01-14 12:40:52 PM

wantingout: how did they know it was a mosquito? looks/sounds more like a necrotizing spider bite.


or MOTHRA!
 
2013-01-14 12:57:06 PM
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2013-01-14 01:11:23 PM

wantingout: how did they know it was a mosquito? looks/sounds more like a necrotizing spider bite.


Yep, I would have guessed she had a sleeping Brown Recluse in her bra when she put it on. That is pretty much what BR spider bites look like. I also doubt the mosquito because the bite was on the underside of her boob - quite a bit of fabric found there. Probably the least likely place for a mosquito bite.
 
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