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(Inquisitr)   Heather Graham in a bath tub, surrounded by candles. Luckiest firefighters ever   (inquisitr.com) divider line 70
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2013-01-13 03:47:52 PM  
Zach Braff lives in the apartment underneath her?  Sounds right.
 
2013-01-13 04:37:48 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-13 05:00:38 PM  
collider.com

oh, hai!
 
2013-01-13 05:02:56 PM  
I prefer Colonel Mustard, in the Study, with the gun myself.
 
2013-01-13 05:06:54 PM  
"Graham apparently decided to light a few candles before having a bath her yesterday evening"

a sure sign she was having a little self-love session.
 
2013-01-13 05:12:36 PM  
"Although Heather Graham has appeared in a number of motion pictures over the years, she is perhaps best known for her role in director Todd Phillips' comedy The Hangover. "

Maybe to the current generation of 18 year-olds but to me she will always be Roller Girl.

And nude.

With awesome boobs.
 
2013-01-13 05:13:32 PM  
www.nndb.com
"So close!"
 
2013-01-13 05:20:47 PM  

jmr61: "Although Heather Graham has appeared in a number of motion pictures over the years, she is perhaps best known for her role in director Todd Phillips' comedy The Hangover. "

Maybe to the current generation of 18 year-olds but to me she will always be Roller Girl.

And nude.

With awesome boobs.


Farking this. Best known for her bit part in Hangover? WTF?

She was in a movie playing a pornstar and frequently got naked. That's what she's best known for, blog tard.
 
2013-01-13 05:24:22 PM  
She is insanely hot and I would burn down my house to be in the same room with her naked.

/ not really
 
2013-01-13 05:26:23 PM  
Apparently she's now best known for her apartment burning
 
2013-01-13 05:31:32 PM  
No Heather Graham nudity pics, therefore...

www.inquisitr.com

Who The Fark Cares?!
 
2013-01-13 05:33:36 PM  
She's dumb as bricks, but I wouldn't mind banging her for a few months.
/ Best known for Hangover?...
 
2013-01-13 05:34:42 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: She is insanely hot and I would burn down my house to be in the same room with her naked.


To be fair, you wouldn't have to burn down your house for the opportunity. I don't think it would take much other than sheer determination to break into her trailer on a movie set and wait for her positioned in your most alluring "come hither" look, which, for any noble man, would be completely naked except for mismatched dress socks and a straw fedora.
 
2013-01-13 05:35:14 PM  
Heather Graham in a bath tub, surrounded by candles. Luckiest firefighters ever

Shaka, the Walls fell?
 
2013-01-13 05:44:44 PM  

oukewldave: She's dumb as bricks


Leaving the house with candles burning? Clearly.
 
2013-01-13 05:48:49 PM  
"Did I forget something?"
www.iphotoscrap.com

Yes, Heather, you did.

She should be punished. I recommend a good spanking.

then after a good spanking, the oral sex!
 
2013-01-13 05:50:17 PM  
I remember her best from the movie License to Drive with Corey Haim.
 
2013-01-13 05:57:09 PM  

jmr61: "Although Heather Graham has appeared in a number of motion pictures over the years, she is perhaps best known for her role in director Todd Phillips' comedy The Hangover. "

Maybe to the current generation of 18 year-olds but to me she will always be Roller Girl.

And nude.

With awesome boobs
.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-01-13 05:57:23 PM  
fantastits
 
2013-01-13 06:00:10 PM  

majestic: I remember her best from the movie License to Drive with Corey Haim.


THIS.
 
2013-01-13 06:09:50 PM  
7th Son of a 7th Son

majestic: I remember her best from the movie License to Drive with Corey Haim.

THIS.


Double THIS you young whipper snappers. Now get off my lawn.
 
2013-01-13 06:11:41 PM  

aegis: 7th Son of a 7th Son

majestic: I remember her best from the movie License to Drive with Corey Haim.

THIS.

Double THIS you young whipper snappers. Now get off my lawn.


Up the Irons?
 
2013-01-13 06:17:14 PM  
Then what shot does she pull? A) she says: "I think I'll take a shower". And B) she says: "Then let's fark."

- She said that? Was she a pro?

At this point, we don't know. So I say: "I'll join you in the shower, if you have no objections". So in we go, and does she have a body? Are you kidding me? The tits. The legs. Are you farking fooling me? The ass on this broad.

- Young ass?

Well, young broad, young ass. So we get out and towel each other off in his and her full glory. While we're toweling off, I flick the towel at her, and by accident, I hit her on the ass, and we got this big red mark. I'm all sorry and so forth, but what does this broad do but let out a squeal of pleasure that would farking kill a horse. What the hell, I'm liberal, so I heave a chair at her.

- Draw blood?

Not yet. But what does she say? "Wait a minute!" She pulls out a suitcase from under the bed with a World War Il flak suit. Zip, zip, she gets into the flak suit, we get down on the bed.

- What are you doing?

farking!

- But she's in a flak suit.

She leaves the zipper open. But the shot is, every thirty seconds or so, she wants me to go "BOOM" at the top of my lungs. So we're humping and pumping, and every once in a while, I go "boom". In the middle of everything, she turns on a little tape recorder. I don't know what the shot is. All of a sudden I hear: I'm pumping away, the tape recorder is making airplane noises. Every once in a while, I go "boom", and the broad starts going crazy. She's moaning and groaning and screaming, "Red Dog One to Red Dog Squadron". Suddenly, she screams, "Wait!" and pulls out a five-gallon jerry can. It's full of gasoline. She splashes it over the walls pulls out a zippo and "whoosh", the room goes up in flames.

So the tape recorder is going ... , the room is full of smoke and the broad screams, "Now, give it to me now, for the love of Christ!"

So I look at the broad, and I figure, fark this nonsense. 1-2-6 I'm in the hall, struggling with my shorts. I make it to the elevator. The place is filled with smoke. The elevator arrives, and the hall is filled with firemen. Those farking firemen make out like bandits.

- Nobody does it normally anymore.

It's these young broads, they don't know what the fark they want.

- Do you think she was a pro?

A pro, Dan? A pro is how you think of yourself. See my point?
 
2013-01-13 06:18:45 PM  

aegis: 7th Son of a 7th Son

majestic: I remember her best from the movie License to Drive with Corey Haim.

THIS.

Double THIS you young whipper snappers. Now get off my lawn.


I watched that piece of garbage more than once because of her.

/ditto "Dream a Little Dream" because of Meredith Salenger
//I don't suffer Haim and Feldman lightly
 
2013-01-13 06:21:26 PM  
She's a farking idiot.

/This is why we don't burn candles in this house -- I don't trust the resident ditz not to kill us all.
 
2013-01-13 06:27:58 PM  
My wife met her in a hotel in India. Total coont according to Mrs. Darch.
 
2013-01-13 06:31:04 PM  
 
2013-01-13 06:36:40 PM  
I remember from Swingers.
 
2013-01-13 07:12:26 PM  
I remember first seeing her on Twin Peaks. Thanks to the link above I can see her twins peeking.
 
2013-01-13 07:19:03 PM  

jmr61: "Although Heather Graham has appeared in a number of motion pictures over the years, she is perhaps best known for her role in director Todd Phillips' comedy The Hangover. "

Maybe to the current generation of 18 year-olds but to me she will always be Roller Girl.

And nude.

With awesome boobs.


YEP!

/she was a cutie in Swingers too
 
2013-01-13 07:36:58 PM  
NSFW

NSFW with a little Fur

She could tie me up and pee on me to put the fire...
 
2013-01-13 07:43:04 PM  
Like the god of an angry fist!!

/may not be thinking clearly at the moment...
 
2013-01-13 08:00:12 PM  
We're getting one of those free HBO/Cinemax/etc. weekends and Boogie Nights was on.... I wish I'd recorded it.

God DAMN she is farking hot....
 
2013-01-13 08:01:50 PM  
I dated her for several months. Great woman, knows how to have a great time I'll tell you what. Knows her beers too - she is actually a home brewer. Likes things a little hoppy but not quite IPA hoppy.

Our relationship came to a horrible and abrupt end. She had just told me that she loved me right before I woke up.
 
2013-01-13 08:04:38 PM  
She just looks like she's happy to get naked. I know Im happy when she gets naked.

/naked
 
2013-01-13 08:09:54 PM  
She has crazy eyes.That being said I would hit that so hard there would
be only a hole left and smoldering ankles.

//shamelessly stolen from a farker.
 
2013-01-13 08:16:15 PM  
Heather: I'll sleep with you if you kick that puppy.
Me: ...
Puppy: Yelp!
 
2013-01-13 08:21:30 PM  
She was first notable for almost ruining Drugstore Cowboy. No I think her key movie is Boogie Nights.
 
2013-01-13 08:44:55 PM  
She was good in 'The Hanger' but everything else?

Not so much.

And this:

{Heather Graham as Goldie Hawn from 'Laugh In'.jpg}

Hubba HUBBA!
 
2013-01-13 08:53:55 PM  

Waldo Pepper: shakes head, back in the day this thread would have been full of yummy Heather photos


And they would be nude. Man, I miss Fark.
 
2013-01-13 08:57:47 PM  
I liked her as Felicity Shagwell. She has a sadness in her eyes that reminds me of an old girlfriend.
 
2013-01-13 09:35:21 PM  
this is exactly why I prefer my wife to use tampons.
 
2013-01-13 09:35:30 PM  
She may be known for being Rollergirl, but she got the most nakedy in "Killing Me Softly". That movie is worth seeing just to watch Heather Graham in a soft core film. She has some awesome boobs. One of my fantasy threesomes involve Heather Graham and Gretchen Mol. I could die happy afterwards.
 
2013-01-13 09:43:53 PM  
Looking at her makes me happy
 
2013-01-13 09:51:35 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Heather Graham in a bath tub, surrounded by candles. Luckiest firefighters ever

Shaka, the Walls fell?


Heather and Bulok, with the motion of the ocean
 
2013-01-13 09:55:17 PM  
This is a thread I can fap to!
 
2013-01-13 10:02:35 PM  
This thread is awesome!
 
2013-01-13 10:04:09 PM  

EZ1923: Waldo Pepper: shakes head, back in the day this thread would have been full of yummy Heather photos

And they would be nude. Man, I miss Fark.


What happened to this place? Been a lot of change in 10 years.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:06 PM  

Waldo Pepper: MisatoNERV: EZ1923: Waldo Pepper: shakes head, back in the day this thread would have been full of yummy Heather photos

And they would be nude. Man, I miss Fark.

What happened to this place? Been a lot of change in 10 years.

Fark went gay


You'll get over it
 
2013-01-13 10:23:14 PM  
she is perhaps best known for her role in director Todd Phillips' comedy The Hangover



To who? A 15 year old?
 
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