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(New York Daily News)   Husband and wife who met on Facebook after learning they had the same first and last name are getting a divorce   (nydailynews.com) divider line 33
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2013-01-13 04:01:33 PM
28 votes:
This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.
2013-01-13 04:13:44 PM
12 votes:
Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?
2013-01-13 05:53:01 PM
11 votes:

Lsherm: "She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.


He already said he's from Texas and she's from Florida.
2013-01-13 05:51:09 PM
9 votes:
"She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.
2013-01-13 05:32:06 PM
5 votes:
What's really bad is he called the wrong name out in bed.
2013-01-13 04:28:41 PM
5 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?


She'll hyphenate it.
2013-01-13 05:37:35 PM
4 votes:

John Dewey: What's really bad is he called the wrong name out in bed.


Even if it is her name as well, I think it'd be really weird to call out your own name in bed
2013-01-13 05:15:59 PM
4 votes:
Couple us citing 'irreconcilable differences' after they fought over the monogrammed towels.
2013-01-13 04:32:52 PM
3 votes:

Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.


Nonsense.  Think of the sanctity of marriage.  Need I remind you that the Bible is quite clear that marriage involves a couple with different names?

Newt & Jackie; Newt & Marianne; Newt & Callista.  Those are all fine examples of a couple with different names who respect the sanctity of marriage.  Kelly & Kelly?  Sir, I do not think so.
2013-01-13 08:23:39 PM
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: As a guy with a girl's first name it is a possibility for me


What a coincidence; I have a niece named "Oldiron."
2013-01-13 07:49:54 PM
2 votes:

Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.


Was he handy?
2013-01-14 07:25:52 PM
1 votes:

otto the bull: If I ever meet a girl named Otto I am so going to f*ck the sh*t out of her.


Personally, I think the popularity of anal has gotten out of hand.
2013-01-14 02:19:33 AM
1 votes:

Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.


Diane? Is that you?
2013-01-13 11:12:14 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?


They'd give birth to people from Louisiana.
2013-01-13 10:32:02 PM
1 votes:
If I ever meet a girl named Otto I am so going to f*ck the sh*t out of her.
2013-01-13 10:17:52 PM
1 votes:
"She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

So she's a drunken whore that wakes up naked on park benches and he's a gun-loving closet-homo hard-core Baptist.

Yeah, I could see how that wouldn't work out.
2013-01-13 09:39:08 PM
1 votes:
Kelly is a girl's name
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2013-01-13 09:26:32 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: "She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.


You say tuh-may-ter, and I say, duh-may-ter!
2013-01-13 09:26:11 PM
1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?


Yes.
2013-01-13 08:37:49 PM
1 votes:
My (full) initials are ADD. When my fiancee and I get married, her initials will be DD. Our son's initials are TLD.

/And knowing is half the battle.
2013-01-13 08:31:35 PM
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Seeing a girl w/ same last name was a little awkward, having to explain every time we went anywhere. Worse was her brother having the exact same name.


Why would parents give a brother and sister the exact same name?
2013-01-13 08:05:13 PM
1 votes:
Don't leave America.
2013-01-13 07:36:09 PM
1 votes:
I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.
2013-01-13 07:22:42 PM
1 votes:
Pfft. The only reason they got together in the first place was so they could get away with saying their own name during sex.
2013-01-13 07:16:42 PM
1 votes:

balki1867: There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.


Jesus. I have this problem. He's a crazy tea partier from Texas wore doesn't know his own email address. I've sent lots of emails to the people who send him stuff, but no dice. He has an iPhone and a BMW, both of which I've received statements for. And crazy FW:fw:Obama Secret Muslin!!1!
2013-01-13 06:54:53 PM
1 votes:

Shadowtag: Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick.

/Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.
//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.


Don't be silly. We didn't have the Internets back then.
2013-01-13 06:53:35 PM
1 votes:
Their divorce judge, Kelly Hildebrandt.
2013-01-13 06:46:18 PM
1 votes:
Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick.

/Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.
//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.
2013-01-13 06:39:49 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?


Looks like the beginning of a beautiful Neo-Confederacy.
2013-01-13 06:31:24 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.


I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?
2013-01-13 04:26:00 PM
1 votes:

ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.


Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.
2013-01-13 04:22:26 PM
1 votes:
They are both very attractive. I wouldn't mind being married to either one of them.
2013-01-13 04:20:55 PM
1 votes:
I'll gladly console her.
Rebound sex is part of the healing process.
 
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