Lsherm: "She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."What's important is that you're both farking retarded.
John Dewey: What's really bad is he called the wrong name out in bed.
Shadowtag: Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick./Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.
Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.
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