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2013-01-13 04:01:33 PM  
This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.
 
2013-01-13 04:13:44 PM  
Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?
 
2013-01-13 04:20:55 PM  
I'll gladly console her.
Rebound sex is part of the healing process.
 
2013-01-13 04:22:26 PM  
They are both very attractive. I wouldn't mind being married to either one of them.
 
2013-01-13 04:26:00 PM  

ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.


Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.
 
2013-01-13 04:28:41 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?


She'll hyphenate it.
 
2013-01-13 04:29:11 PM  

ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.


Oh, I read that wrong the first time. Anyway, it worked out OK for Eleanor Roosevelt to marry FDR.
 
2013-01-13 04:30:40 PM  
Did she hyphenate her name upon marriage?
 
2013-01-13 04:32:52 PM  

Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.


Nonsense.  Think of the sanctity of marriage.  Need I remind you that the Bible is quite clear that marriage involves a couple with different names?

Newt & Jackie; Newt & Marianne; Newt & Callista.  Those are all fine examples of a couple with different names who respect the sanctity of marriage.  Kelly & Kelly?  Sir, I do not think so.
 
2013-01-13 05:02:20 PM  

ElizaDoolittle: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

Nonsense.  Think of the sanctity of marriage.  Need I remind you that the Bible is quite clear that marriage involves a couple with different names?

Newt & Jackie; Newt & Marianne; Newt & Callista.  Those are all fine examples of a couple with different names who respect the sanctity of marriage.  Kelly & Kelly?  Sir, I do not think so.



You could have a point there. Two times within this year I've had sex partners also named Kevin who were awesome, pure delicious sex and I gave everything and yet both managed to love me and leave me. Actually I still have second Kevin's phone number but he hadn't returned calls should I try again.
 
2013-01-13 05:15:59 PM  
Couple us citing 'irreconcilable differences' after they fought over the monogrammed towels.
 
2013-01-13 05:29:40 PM  
Relationships and Family = Complicated / Available

/do not Like
 
2013-01-13 05:32:06 PM  
What's really bad is he called the wrong name out in bed.
 
2013-01-13 05:37:35 PM  

John Dewey: What's really bad is he called the wrong name out in bed.


Even if it is her name as well, I think it'd be really weird to call out your own name in bed
 
2013-01-13 05:51:09 PM  
"She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.
 
2013-01-13 05:53:01 PM  

Lsherm: "She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.


He already said he's from Texas and she's from Florida.
 
2013-01-13 06:31:24 PM  

Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.


I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?
 
2013-01-13 06:39:22 PM  
The article headline was enough. No need for further details.
 
2013-01-13 06:39:49 PM  

fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?


Looks like the beginning of a beautiful Neo-Confederacy.
 
2013-01-13 06:40:42 PM  

fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?


They would have named all of their children Kelly Hildebrandt.
 
2013-01-13 06:41:02 PM  
img1.fark.net tag likes this
 
2013-01-13 06:42:34 PM  
"Not everyone can be Narcissus" - Sartre
 
2013-01-13 06:44:15 PM  
I looked for my name...There is only 1 other person with my first and last name that I'm not related to in the entirety of America.
 
2013-01-13 06:45:01 PM  
Looks to me like they were about 18 when they got married.

Dumb.
 
2013-01-13 06:46:18 PM  
Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick.

/Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.
//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.
 
2013-01-13 06:48:07 PM  
Imagine the headaches with getting mail... or doing taxes...
 
2013-01-13 06:50:07 PM  
faeriesfinest.com
 
2013-01-13 06:53:35 PM  
Their divorce judge, Kelly Hildebrandt.
 
2013-01-13 06:54:53 PM  

Shadowtag: Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick.

/Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.
//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.


Don't be silly. We didn't have the Internets back then.
 
2013-01-13 06:58:21 PM  

CarnySaur: fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?

They would have named all of their children Kelly Hildebrandt.


LOLOLOL
 
2013-01-13 06:58:24 PM  
Check out this couple: a chick named Kelly married a guy with the last name of Kelly, so her new legal name is Kelly Kelly.
 
2013-01-13 06:59:12 PM  

vicejay: [faeriesfinest.com image 300x300]


Curse you. Came here to ask if they'd tried piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

/Excellent couples therapy, so I'm told.
 
2013-01-13 07:00:49 PM  

iron de havilland: vicejay: [faeriesfinest.com image 300x300]

Curse you. Came here to ask if they'd tried piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

/Excellent couples therapy, so I'm told.


But a really shiatty song you don't want to catch an earworm from.


/I AM INTO_SHAM_PAIN
 
2013-01-13 07:02:05 PM  
There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.
 
2013-01-13 07:02:16 PM  
The couple whose courtship and marriage captured national attention have decided to call it quits.

Never heard of them
 
2013-01-13 07:04:11 PM  

jmr61: Looks to me like they were about 18 when they got married.

Dumb.


And this
 
2013-01-13 07:04:19 PM  
After the divorce, only one will get full custody...
siliconangle.com
...of the mail.
 
2013-01-13 07:04:45 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: The couple whose courtship and marriage captured national attention have decided to call it quits.

Never heard of them


Texas, Florida and whatever West Coast/East Coast/Midwestern city the shiatty blog writer is from.

That makes it nationwide.
 
2013-01-13 07:05:39 PM  

JohnTuttle: Imagine the headaches with getting mail... or doing taxes...


Oh but those don't outweigh the benefits of cashing a check...
 
2013-01-13 07:12:44 PM  
I'm guessing they fought over who had the better middle name...
 
2013-01-13 07:13:05 PM  
How many times have they heard someone say, can I speak to the other Kelly?
 
2013-01-13 07:16:42 PM  

balki1867: There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.


Jesus. I have this problem. He's a crazy tea partier from Texas wore doesn't know his own email address. I've sent lots of emails to the people who send him stuff, but no dice. He has an iPhone and a BMW, both of which I've received statements for. And crazy FW:fw:Obama Secret Muslin!!1!
 
2013-01-13 07:22:42 PM  
Pfft. The only reason they got together in the first place was so they could get away with saying their own name during sex.
 
2013-01-13 07:27:57 PM  

Mrbogey: I looked for my name...There is only 1 other person with my first and last name that I'm not related to in the entirety of America.


Weird. I know lots of guys named "Mr."
 
2013-01-13 07:31:32 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: The couple whose courtship and marriage captured national attention have decided to call it quits.

Never heard of them


Came here to post this. Captured national attention? What nation, Spain? Not the US.
 
2013-01-13 07:32:53 PM  
This is a very big deal.
 
2013-01-13 07:33:21 PM  

Marshall Willenholly: Check out this couple: a chick named Kelly married a guy with the last name of Kelly, so her new legal name is Kelly Kelly.


I have a friend named Burke whose baby mama has the last name Burkey. If they ever got married he could take her name and be Burke Burkey.
 
2013-01-13 07:34:23 PM  
 
2013-01-13 07:36:09 PM  
I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.
 
2013-01-13 07:37:18 PM  

Glancing Blow: How many times have they heard someone say, can I speak to the other Kelly?


In a previous job, I worked with a company run by brothers Lannie and Lonnie. I often would get the wrong brother when calling the receptionist.
 
2013-01-13 07:44:39 PM  
I hope they are not anti-semites.
 
2013-01-13 07:45:08 PM  
They don't have the same name, there middle names are different!
 
2013-01-13 07:46:05 PM  

thesharkman: They don't have the same name, there their middle names are different!


AAAHHHHH FIFM
 
2013-01-13 07:49:54 PM  

Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.


Was he handy?
 
2013-01-13 07:52:52 PM  
It was a hurricane romance.
 
2013-01-13 07:53:35 PM  

fusillade762: Marshall Willenholly: Check out this couple: a chick named Kelly married a guy with the last name of Kelly, so her new legal name is Kelly Kelly.

I have a friend named Burke whose baby mama has the last name Burkey. If they ever got married he could take her name and be Burke Burkey.


I had a friend named Tara who was dating a guy named Ty Tyra. If they had married and she took his name, they would have been Ty and Tara Tyra. I lost touch and for all I know they could be married.
 
2013-01-13 07:55:06 PM  
So, like, having a totally oh em gee story to tell your BFFs isn't a lifelong bond?
 
2013-01-13 07:55:39 PM  

miss diminutive: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

Was he handy?


Was he randy?
 
2013-01-13 07:56:08 PM  
I sent facebook friend invites to several people with the same name as mine. Most responded. it makes for a little confusion on my friends list, but I think it's quite interesting and so far none of us seem to mind. No wackos or anything.

/one has the same birth day and month as I do
 
2013-01-13 07:56:48 PM  

miss diminutive: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

Was he handy?


No. He was very demandy.
 
2013-01-13 08:01:25 PM  

Oblio13: miss diminutive: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

Was he handy?

Was he randy?


Took him home for a one night standy?
 
2013-01-13 08:04:04 PM  
Ashley Jones?

Clicks link
 
2013-01-13 08:05:02 PM  
"She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

From the mouths of babes.
Would take FL over Fexas anytime
 
2013-01-13 08:05:13 PM  
Don't leave America.
 
2013-01-13 08:05:28 PM  
To be honest, she seems a bit more rational than him. She may have sent the initial message, but he's the nut that went to Florida to start a relationship, and start a marriage. And she's done the wise thing by dropping off the social grid for now.

Plus, she's hot.
 
2013-01-13 08:14:53 PM  
Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt, left, and Kelly Carl Hildebrandt, right, have decided to divorce, more than three years after they met on Facebook because they share the same name.

OMG, they finally called it quits after spending more than *three* years together?? If you've only known your partner for three years you shouldn't even be discussing marriage, let alone already having gone through with it and on your way to your first divorce. These kids sound like they just got married for the novelty factor.

/Married her after seven years
// Our 25th anniversary is coming up next month (if we don't kill each other first)
 
2013-01-13 08:20:15 PM  
As a guy with a girl's first name it is a possibility for me
 
2013-01-13 08:22:54 PM  
Seeing a girl w/ same last name was a little awkward, having to explain every time we went anywhere. Worse was her brother having the exact same name.
 
2013-01-13 08:23:15 PM  
So if I change my name to match, she'd do me, right?
 
2013-01-13 08:23:39 PM  

Oldiron_79: As a guy with a girl's first name it is a possibility for me


What a coincidence; I have a niece named "Oldiron."
 
2013-01-13 08:26:06 PM  
I am a guy with a girl's name. When I was dating, I was always worried I would be interested in a girl with the same name. It's just weird to me. These two people were destined for failure in my view. No surprise here at all.
 
2013-01-13 08:26:39 PM  
We haven't gone quite so far in our family, but we have done the same last name thing quite a bit. Apparently we don't like to try new names? I mean, my aunt and uncle had the same initials and last name. My cousin married a man with the same last name as her grandmother.

My first marriage was the same thing - same first initial, same last name. Saved arguing about name changes, but lots of jokes about hyphenation. It also confused my son since he had uncles on both sides of the family with the same first and last names.

I'll never do it again. My second marriage is to a woman with a last name that's long and German. Nobody here can spell it so why bother hyphenating, right?
 
2013-01-13 08:31:35 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Seeing a girl w/ same last name was a little awkward, having to explain every time we went anywhere. Worse was her brother having the exact same name.


Why would parents give a brother and sister the exact same name?
 
GBB
2013-01-13 08:32:53 PM  
I would have attempted this on Fark, but I don't want to move to Canadia, and I don't think Gba is into dudes. Neither am I.
 
2013-01-13 08:33:07 PM  
Marying someone with any parts of the same name is like name incest.
 
2013-01-13 08:33:19 PM  

SBinRR: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Seeing a girl w/ same last name was a little awkward, having to explain every time we went anywhere. Worse was her brother having the exact same name.

Why would parents give a brother and sister the exact same name?


Maybe Lawrence Eagleburger was the father.
 
2013-01-13 08:37:49 PM  
My (full) initials are ADD. When my fiancee and I get married, her initials will be DD. Our son's initials are TLD.

/And knowing is half the battle.
 
2013-01-13 08:43:07 PM  
In defense of gay marriage, Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick remain happily married.
 
2013-01-13 08:43:57 PM  
Nexzus

TL;DNR
 
2013-01-13 09:03:55 PM  
For the guy it was like she's hot i want to get married, take some time to get to know each other, it sounded like they just met when he popped the question. Slow it down people it's not a contest.

She's a looker.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:32 PM  

balki1867: There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.



I get a ton of misdirected e-mail for several people with a similar name that don't know their e-mail addresses. Just today, some lady from a church.

My favorite was a man whose wife would send me e-mails, his girlfriend, then soon his angry ex-wife. Turned out he worked at google and had "myname@google" for an address whereas mine was @gmail. This somehow confused many people.

Oh, and then the guy from Greenbush NY who ordered several men's thongs and a big tub of lube. I have his receipt.

Another man from New Zealand, a banker I think, would get photos from his friends of drunk women passed out in their hotel rooms.

I should start a blog...
 
2013-01-13 09:05:43 PM  

hlehmann: Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt, left, and Kelly Carl Hildebrandt, right, have decided to divorce, more than three years after they met on Facebook because they share the same name.

OMG, they finally called it quits after spending more than *three* years together?? If you've only known your partner for three years you shouldn't even be discussing marriage, let alone already having gone through with it and on your way to your first divorce. These kids sound like they just got married for the novelty factor.

/Married her after seven years
// Our 25th anniversary is coming up next month (if we don't kill each other first)


You can't be serious....
 
2013-01-13 09:23:28 PM  

Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.


A guy who worked at the grocery store across from where I used to live was named Frasier Frazer. I may be off on the spelling, but you get the gist.

ManRay: I am a guy with a girl's name. When I was dating, I was always worried I would be interested in a girl with the same name. It's just weird to me. These two people were destined for failure in my view. No surprise here at all.


I have a unisex name that no one had when I was a kid. In the last few years it's exploded in popularity for girls and remained the same for boys. I'm worried about 10 years in the future when I'll be a 40-year-old man with a name associated with tween girls.
 
2013-01-13 09:25:32 PM  

ElizaDoolittle: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

Nonsense.  Think of the sanctity of marriage.  Need I remind you that the Bible is quite clear that marriage involves a couple with different names?

Newt & Jackie; Newt & Marianne; Newt & Callista.  Those are all fine examples of a couple with different names who respect the sanctity of marriage.  Kelly & Kelly?  Sir, I do not think so.


Brilliant. Another example of this is Bill and Hillary.
 
2013-01-13 09:26:11 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?


Yes.
 
2013-01-13 09:26:32 PM  

Lsherm: "She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.


You say tuh-may-ter, and I say, duh-may-ter!

 
2013-01-13 09:26:35 PM  

Dreamless: Oldiron_79: As a guy with a girl's first name it is a possibility for me

What a coincidence; I have a niece named "Oldiron."


Gee that is so funny I forgot to laugh,
 
2013-01-13 09:29:35 PM  
They will never be the same when they hear their song.

http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/3298/Cheers_Woodys_Kelly_Song/
 
2013-01-13 09:34:44 PM  

giftedmadness: hlehmann: Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt, left, and Kelly Carl Hildebrandt, right, have decided to divorce, more than three years after they met on Facebook because they share the same name.

OMG, they finally called it quits after spending more than *three* years together?? If you've only known your partner for three years you shouldn't even be discussing marriage, let alone already having gone through with it and on your way to your first divorce. These kids sound like they just got married for the novelty factor.

/Married her after seven years
// Our 25th anniversary is coming up next month (if we don't kill each other first)

You can't be serious....


Why not? I dated my wife 10 years before we married. Been married 10 years now, with many more to go. So 20 years together and still going strong. Knowing each other before marriage is a good thing.
 
2013-01-13 09:39:08 PM  
Kelly is a girl's name
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-13 09:40:25 PM  
 
2013-01-13 09:51:03 PM  

louiedog: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

A guy who worked at the grocery store across from where I used to live was named Frasier Frazer. I may be off on the spelling, but you get the gist.

ManRay: I am a guy with a girl's name. When I was dating, I was always worried I would be interested in a girl with the same name. It's just weird to me. These two people were destined for failure in my view. No surprise here at all.

I have a unisex name that no one had when I was a kid. In the last few years it's exploded in popularity for girls and remained the same for boys. I'm worried about 10 years in the future when I'll be a 40-year-old man with a name associated with tween girls.


I made an old Cheers reference. I was hoping someone got it. Get off my lawn, people ;)
 
2013-01-13 09:52:04 PM  
In my social circle there is a couple that are both named Chris. The rest of us refer to them as Girl Chris and Boy Chris.

louiedog: I'm worried about 10 years in the future when I'll be a 40-year-old man with a name associated with tween girls.


I am 39, and when out in public not a day goes by that I do not hear someone calling my name, and a little girl answers. You get used to it.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:46 PM  

CaptSS: giftedmadness: hlehmann: Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt, left, and Kelly Carl Hildebrandt, right, have decided to divorce, more than three years after they met on Facebook because they share the same name.

OMG, they finally called it quits after spending more than *three* years together?? If you've only known your partner for three years you shouldn't even be discussing marriage, let alone already having gone through with it and on your way to your first divorce. These kids sound like they just got married for the novelty factor.

/Married her after seven years
// Our 25th anniversary is coming up next month (if we don't kill each other first)

You can't be serious....

Why not? I dated my wife 10 years before we married. Been married 10 years now, with many more to go. So 20 years together and still going strong. Knowing each other before marriage is a good thing.


I never said it was a bad thing...but saying you shouldn't even discuss marriage after three years is pretty ridiculous.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:52 PM  
"She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

So she's a drunken whore that wakes up naked on park benches and he's a gun-loving closet-homo hard-core Baptist.

Yeah, I could see how that wouldn't work out.
 
2013-01-13 10:19:27 PM  

balki1867: There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.


Aww, how cute. The best things I've recieved in place of my doppelgangers recently were a pre-release study on disease vectors, a personal photo from a club manager in Swindon, UK of him hugging something called a 'Gaz', and an invite to come drink wine with a church choir in Chicago, IL.
 
2013-01-13 10:21:36 PM  

ManRay: I am a guy with a girl's name. When I was dating, I was always worried I would be interested in a girl with the same name. It's just weird to me. These two people were destined for failure in my view. No surprise here at all.


www.psychologicalscience.org

Yeah that's just weird!
 
2013-01-13 10:32:02 PM  
If I ever meet a girl named Otto I am so going to f*ck the sh*t out of her.
 
2013-01-13 10:36:55 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Seeing a girl w/ same last name was a little awkward, having to explain every time we went anywhere. Worse was her brother having the exact same name.


I had a gf with the same last name, and we didn't have a problem. In fact, back in onion-belt-wearing, lawn-respecting days, it meant we could stay in the same hotel room without country folk thinking there was something scandalous about it.


/thought we were brother & sister
//just keepin' it in the family
///when in Rome...
 
2013-01-13 10:42:57 PM  

Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Oh, I read that wrong the first time. Anyway, it worked out OK for Eleanor Roosevelt to marry FDR.


Ugly dyke cheats with a gf, he dies in the company of his mistress. Yep, worked out pretty good for the both of them.
 
2013-01-13 10:54:43 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Seeing a girl w/ same last name was a little awkward, having to explain every time we went anywhere. Worse was her brother having the exact same name.


Yeah, what're the odds?
 
2013-01-13 11:12:14 PM  

fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?


They'd give birth to people from Louisiana.
 
2013-01-13 11:16:26 PM  
I know a lady in her 90's with the name Virgil who is the widow of Virgil. They had a really long happy marriage.
 
2013-01-13 11:22:52 PM  
Ban same-name marriage!
 
2013-01-13 11:25:23 PM  
I'd shiat myself if there was a guy with my name. Or a girl for that matter. It's all kinds of messed up anyway. I'd hope we could cry over a beer about our farked up names. I mean, really, who names there child anything that starts with a 'u' and expects normality for their child?
/still angry
//not really, but I hate having to spell my name out hundreds of times to ensure my emails come through
 
2013-01-14 12:09:25 AM  

miss diminutive: Oblio13: miss diminutive: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

Was he handy?

Was he randy?

Took him home for a one night standy?


that would be dandy!
 
2013-01-14 12:31:47 AM  
Awwww that's too bad. They look really cute together.
 
2013-01-14 01:09:37 AM  

Frankenstorm: louiedog: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

A guy who worked at the grocery store across from where I used to live was named Frasier Frazer. I may be off on the spelling, but you get the gist.

ManRay: I am a guy with a girl's name. When I was dating, I was always worried I would be interested in a girl with the same name. It's just weird to me. These two people were destined for failure in my view. No surprise here at all.

I have a unisex name that no one had when I was a kid. In the last few years it's exploded in popularity for girls and remained the same for boys. I'm worried about 10 years in the future when I'll be a 40-year-old man with a name associated with tween girls.

I made an old Cheers reference. I was hoping someone got it. Get off my lawn, people ;)


Really? I'm old enough to get it which apparently means I'm old enough to have forgotten. I watched the show when it was on and then some in syndication.
 
2013-01-14 01:28:32 AM  

miss diminutive: Oblio13: miss diminutive: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

Was he handy?

Was he randy?

Took him home for a one night standy?


Maybe not, he might have been a dandy.
 
2013-01-14 01:34:16 AM  

giftedmadness: hlehmann: Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt, left, and Kelly Carl Hildebrandt, right, have decided to divorce, more than three years after they met on Facebook because they share the same name.

OMG, they finally called it quits after spending more than *three* years together?? If you've only known your partner for three years you shouldn't even be discussing marriage, let alone already having gone through with it and on your way to your first divorce. These kids sound like they just got married for the novelty factor.

/Married her after seven years
// Our 25th anniversary is coming up next month (if we don't kill each other first)

You can't be serious....


I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
 
2013-01-14 01:37:15 AM  

markb289: They will never be the same when they hear their song.

http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/3298/Cheers_Woodys_Kelly_Song/


Ha! That episode was just on a couple weeks ago. Still makes me laugh.
 
2013-01-14 01:42:25 AM  

UlandaUnicorn: I'd shiat myself if there was a guy with my name. Or a girl for that matter. It's all kinds of messed up anyway. I'd hope we could cry over a beer about our farked up names. I mean, really, who names there child anything that starts with a 'u' and expects normality for their child?
/still angry
//not really, but I hate having to spell my name out hundreds of times to ensure my emails come through


If you hate your name so much, why don't you change it? The process is sort of a pain, but it would probably be worth it.
 
2013-01-14 02:07:15 AM  

gerbilpox: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Oh, I read that wrong the first time. Anyway, it worked out OK for Eleanor Roosevelt to marry FDR.

Ugly dyke cheats with a gf, he dies in the company of his mistress. Yep, worked out pretty good for the both of them.


That is so amazingly petty and myopic. For what both achieved and how many lives they touched and affected positively in their married partnership, I'd say they both deserved some nookie on the side and apparently Eleanor and FDR both thought their partners and themselves desrved it and consented to it.

Oh, and I bet Eleanor is twice as goodlooking as whatever you will be banging when you're at the age where you've pictured Eleanor as an "ugly dyke".
 
2013-01-14 02:19:33 AM  

Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.


Diane? Is that you?
 
2013-01-14 02:32:18 AM  
I married someone who had the same middle name as me.... "_"
 
2013-01-14 03:18:30 AM  

whidbey: Shadowtag: Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick.

/Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.
//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.

Don't be silly. We didn't have the Internets back then.


He told her he was the AOL voice and she always got turned on when he said "You've got mail!"
 
2013-01-14 03:35:53 AM  

SageC: After the divorce, only one will get full custody...
[siliconangle.com image 400x300]
...of the mail.


Good catch. That has to be ugliest thing to separate. I wonder how much hell it causes with the credit reporting agencies. It's a good bet that they're records are more intertwined than any other married couple.
 
2013-01-14 06:21:43 AM  

EZ1923: balki1867: There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.

Jesus. I have this problem. He's a crazy tea partier from Texas wore doesn't know his own email address. I've sent lots of emails to the people who send him stuff, but no dice. He has an iPhone and a BMW, both of which I've received statements for. And crazy FW:fw:Obama Secret Muslin!!1!


I got a gmail account pretty early on. I knew someone who knew someone at google so I got an invite and managed to get just my last name and a single digit @gmail.com. My last name is fairly common, so a funny unintended consequence is that I get quite a lot of emails intended for other people with my last name. Apparently it's pretty easy to mistype a gmail address and end up putting mine in. Probably 3-4 times a month I'll get these. It's a funny kind of reverse voyeurism. I've had college term papers sent to me, pay stubs for a CNN sales rep (he makes a lot of money), airline confirmations, bar association notices, party invitations, etc, etc...
 
2013-01-14 06:50:45 AM  

Kevin72: gerbilpox: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Oh, I read that wrong the first time. Anyway, it worked out OK for Eleanor Roosevelt to marry FDR.

Ugly dyke cheats with a gf, he dies in the company of his mistress. Yep, worked out pretty good for the both of them.

That is so amazingly petty and myopic. For what both achieved and how many lives they touched and affected positively in their married partnership, I'd say they both deserved some nookie on the side and apparently Eleanor and FDR both thought their partners and themselves desrved it and consented to it.

Oh, and I bet Eleanor is twice as goodlooking as whatever you will be banging when you're at the age where you've pictured Eleanor as an "ugly dyke".

Lighten up Francis.don't get your panties in a was because other don't like the gheys
 
2013-01-14 07:14:51 AM  

SgtArkie: Kevin72: gerbilpox: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Oh, I read that wrong the first time. Anyway, it worked out OK for Eleanor Roosevelt to marry FDR.

Ugly dyke cheats with a gf, he dies in the company of his mistress. Yep, worked out pretty good for the both of them.

That is so amazingly petty and myopic. For what both achieved and how many lives they touched and affected positively in their married partnership, I'd say they both deserved some nookie on the side and apparently Eleanor and FDR both thought their partners and themselves desrved it and consented to it.

Oh, and I bet Eleanor is twice as goodlooking as whatever you will be banging when you're at the age where you've pictured Eleanor as an "ugly dyke".
Lighten up Francis.don't get your panties in a was because other don't like the gheys

RRRR farking cellphone ninja edit.
Lighten up Francis.Don't get your panties in a wad because others don't like the gheys
 
2013-01-14 08:02:54 AM  

miss diminutive: Oblio13: miss diminutive: Frankenstorm: I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.

Was he handy?

Was he randy?

Took him home for a one night standy?


Getting drunk on blacberry brandy?
 
2013-01-14 09:50:46 AM  

hlehmann: Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt, left, and Kelly Carl Hildebrandt, right, have decided to divorce, more than three years after they met on Facebook because they share the same name.

OMG, they finally called it quits after spending more than *three* years together?? If you've only known your partner for three years you shouldn't even be discussing marriage, let alone already having gone through with it and on your way to your first divorce. These kids sound like they just got married for the novelty factor.

/Married her after seven years
// Our 25th anniversary is coming up next month (if we don't kill each other first)


Was hyperbole your original intention or did your comment just get away from you?

You shouldn't be "discussing" marriage after "only" three years together? I'm going to guess that, out of all adult humans who are open to the idea of marriage in principle, more than 90% have discussed it before the third year of the relationship is over. I'll bet that's even a low guess.

Too bad they're all doomed to failure.....

////Married 15 years this week
 
2013-01-14 11:32:27 AM  

Marshall Willenholly: Check out this couple: a chick named Kelly married a guy with the last name of Kelly, so her new legal name is Kelly Kelly.


Now we have to get 2 people named Kelly Kelly to marry. The wife's name would be Kelly Kelly Kelly. And she could change her middle name to Kelly and become Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly, or perhaps Kelly Kelly Kelly-Kelly.
 
2013-01-14 02:42:32 PM  
In this week's episode of "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time..."
 
2013-01-14 02:59:41 PM  
Couple of shallow coonts. This story was in the news what a year ago tops? What a farking joke. I wish these two bimbos the worst.
 
2013-01-14 07:25:52 PM  

otto the bull: If I ever meet a girl named Otto I am so going to f*ck the sh*t out of her.


Personally, I think the popularity of anal has gotten out of hand.
 
2013-01-14 10:00:15 PM  
My brother and I married sisters. Our last names are the same and their last names were the same. After they married us, we all had the same last name. It turns out that nobody cares.

You say tomato and I say tomahtoe...so... maybe if one of them would have 'Tuned' their name, so it would sound different, they wouldn't have to get a divorce.

Hildebrandt #1: Pronounced Hil-da-brant (The 'D' is silent)
Hildebrandt #2: Pronounced Hil-dee-brand (With a silent 'T')

Also... I wonder how many times the mailman rings?
 
2013-01-14 10:21:22 PM  

SgtArkie: Kevin72: gerbilpox: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Oh, I read that wrong the first time. Anyway, it worked out OK for Eleanor Roosevelt to marry FDR.

Ugly dyke cheats with a gf, he dies in the company of his mistress. Yep, worked out pretty good for the both of them.

That is so amazingly petty and myopic. For what both achieved and how many lives they touched and affected positively in their married partnership, I'd say they both deserved some nookie on the side and apparently Eleanor and FDR both thought their partners and themselves desrved it and consented to it.

Oh, and I bet Eleanor is twice as goodlooking as whatever you will be banging when you're at the age where you've pictured Eleanor as an "ugly dyke".
Lighten up Francis.don't get your panties in a was because other don't like the gheys


Pathetic. Someone who is so anti-gay that they can't see any of Eleanor Roosevelt's achievements before during and after being first lady just because she allegedly had a same sex affair. Allegedly. Being married until death did she part and bearing and raising four kids doesn't count. You and ugly dyke kid both puny.
 
2013-01-16 11:29:00 PM  

tractorfat: My brother and I married sisters.


That's wierd, because you know they talk about your dicks with each other.
 
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