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(New York Daily News)   Husband and wife who met on Facebook after learning they had the same first and last name are getting a divorce   (nydailynews.com) divider line 130
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2013-01-13 04:01:33 PM
This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.
 
2013-01-13 04:13:44 PM
Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?
 
2013-01-13 04:20:55 PM
I'll gladly console her.
Rebound sex is part of the healing process.
 
2013-01-13 04:22:26 PM
They are both very attractive. I wouldn't mind being married to either one of them.
 
2013-01-13 04:26:00 PM

ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.


Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.
 
2013-01-13 04:28:41 PM

PhiloeBedoe: Will she keep his name or use her maiden name?


She'll hyphenate it.
 
2013-01-13 04:29:11 PM

ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.


Oh, I read that wrong the first time. Anyway, it worked out OK for Eleanor Roosevelt to marry FDR.
 
2013-01-13 04:30:40 PM
Did she hyphenate her name upon marriage?
 
2013-01-13 04:32:52 PM

Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.


Nonsense.  Think of the sanctity of marriage.  Need I remind you that the Bible is quite clear that marriage involves a couple with different names?

Newt & Jackie; Newt & Marianne; Newt & Callista.  Those are all fine examples of a couple with different names who respect the sanctity of marriage.  Kelly & Kelly?  Sir, I do not think so.
 
2013-01-13 05:02:20 PM

ElizaDoolittle: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

Nonsense.  Think of the sanctity of marriage.  Need I remind you that the Bible is quite clear that marriage involves a couple with different names?

Newt & Jackie; Newt & Marianne; Newt & Callista.  Those are all fine examples of a couple with different names who respect the sanctity of marriage.  Kelly & Kelly?  Sir, I do not think so.



You could have a point there. Two times within this year I've had sex partners also named Kevin who were awesome, pure delicious sex and I gave everything and yet both managed to love me and leave me. Actually I still have second Kevin's phone number but he hadn't returned calls should I try again.
 
2013-01-13 05:15:59 PM
Couple us citing 'irreconcilable differences' after they fought over the monogrammed towels.
 
2013-01-13 05:29:40 PM
Relationships and Family = Complicated / Available

/do not Like
 
2013-01-13 05:32:06 PM
What's really bad is he called the wrong name out in bed.
 
2013-01-13 05:37:35 PM

John Dewey: What's really bad is he called the wrong name out in bed.


Even if it is her name as well, I think it'd be really weird to call out your own name in bed
 
2013-01-13 05:51:09 PM
"She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.
 
2013-01-13 05:53:01 PM

Lsherm: "She's a Florida girl, and I'm a Texas guy," Kelly Carl Hildebrandt of Lubbock, Tex., said. "We really did come from pretty different worlds."

What's important is that you're both farking retarded.


He already said he's from Texas and she's from Florida.
 
2013-01-13 06:31:24 PM

Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.


I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?
 
2013-01-13 06:39:22 PM
The article headline was enough. No need for further details.
 
2013-01-13 06:39:49 PM

fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?


Looks like the beginning of a beautiful Neo-Confederacy.
 
2013-01-13 06:40:42 PM

fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?


They would have named all of their children Kelly Hildebrandt.
 
2013-01-13 06:41:02 PM
img1.fark.net tag likes this
 
2013-01-13 06:42:34 PM
"Not everyone can be Narcissus" - Sartre
 
2013-01-13 06:44:15 PM
I looked for my name...There is only 1 other person with my first and last name that I'm not related to in the entirety of America.
 
2013-01-13 06:45:01 PM
Looks to me like they were about 18 when they got married.

Dumb.
 
2013-01-13 06:46:18 PM
Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick.

/Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.
//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.
 
2013-01-13 06:48:07 PM
Imagine the headaches with getting mail... or doing taxes...
 
2013-01-13 06:50:07 PM
faeriesfinest.com
 
2013-01-13 06:53:35 PM
Their divorce judge, Kelly Hildebrandt.
 
2013-01-13 06:54:53 PM

Shadowtag: Met my girlfriend online, so I'm getting a rehab. Kick! I meant I'm getting a kick.

/Really did meet her online. Meeting her in real life was my friend's suggestion. Several friends suggestions, but he had the car. It started friendly and then it spiraled into a real relationship. That was 15 years ago.
//I still wake up expecting a chainsaw to the face or something.


Don't be silly. We didn't have the Internets back then.
 
2013-01-13 06:58:21 PM

CarnySaur: fusillade762: Kevin72: ElizaDoolittle: This reminds me why I oppose same-name marriage.

Fine. Don't let them get "married". Just grant them all the privileges and benefits and rights that male-female married couples are entitled to.

I'm more concerned about people from Texas and Florida getting married. What if they had bred?!?

They would have named all of their children Kelly Hildebrandt.


LOLOLOL
 
2013-01-13 06:58:24 PM
Check out this couple: a chick named Kelly married a guy with the last name of Kelly, so her new legal name is Kelly Kelly.
 
2013-01-13 06:59:12 PM

vicejay: [faeriesfinest.com image 300x300]


Curse you. Came here to ask if they'd tried piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

/Excellent couples therapy, so I'm told.
 
2013-01-13 07:00:49 PM

iron de havilland: vicejay: [faeriesfinest.com image 300x300]

Curse you. Came here to ask if they'd tried piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

/Excellent couples therapy, so I'm told.


But a really shiatty song you don't want to catch an earworm from.


/I AM INTO_SHAM_PAIN
 
2013-01-13 07:02:05 PM
There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.
 
2013-01-13 07:02:16 PM
The couple whose courtship and marriage captured national attention have decided to call it quits.

Never heard of them
 
2013-01-13 07:04:11 PM

jmr61: Looks to me like they were about 18 when they got married.

Dumb.


And this
 
2013-01-13 07:04:19 PM
After the divorce, only one will get full custody...
siliconangle.com
...of the mail.
 
2013-01-13 07:04:45 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: The couple whose courtship and marriage captured national attention have decided to call it quits.

Never heard of them


Texas, Florida and whatever West Coast/East Coast/Midwestern city the shiatty blog writer is from.

That makes it nationwide.
 
2013-01-13 07:05:39 PM

JohnTuttle: Imagine the headaches with getting mail... or doing taxes...


Oh but those don't outweigh the benefits of cashing a check...
 
2013-01-13 07:12:44 PM
I'm guessing they fought over who had the better middle name...
 
2013-01-13 07:13:05 PM
How many times have they heard someone say, can I speak to the other Kelly?
 
2013-01-13 07:16:42 PM

balki1867: There's some idiot out there with my name who keeps giving out my email address to people. I get all kinds of weird stuff sent to me and I usually have fun coming up with creative ways to reply.

His fiance sent me a valentine last year-- I thought that was nice of her.


Jesus. I have this problem. He's a crazy tea partier from Texas wore doesn't know his own email address. I've sent lots of emails to the people who send him stuff, but no dice. He has an iPhone and a BMW, both of which I've received statements for. And crazy FW:fw:Obama Secret Muslin!!1!
 
2013-01-13 07:17:14 PM
quitters
 
2013-01-13 07:22:42 PM
Pfft. The only reason they got together in the first place was so they could get away with saying their own name during sex.
 
2013-01-13 07:27:57 PM

Mrbogey: I looked for my name...There is only 1 other person with my first and last name that I'm not related to in the entirety of America.


Weird. I know lots of guys named "Mr."
 
2013-01-13 07:31:32 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: The couple whose courtship and marriage captured national attention have decided to call it quits.

Never heard of them


Came here to post this. Captured national attention? What nation, Spain? Not the US.
 
2013-01-13 07:32:53 PM
This is a very big deal.
 
2013-01-13 07:33:21 PM

Marshall Willenholly: Check out this couple: a chick named Kelly married a guy with the last name of Kelly, so her new legal name is Kelly Kelly.


I have a friend named Burke whose baby mama has the last name Burkey. If they ever got married he could take her name and be Burke Burkey.
 
2013-01-13 07:34:23 PM
 
2013-01-13 07:36:09 PM
I once went out on a date with a guy named Andy Andy.
 
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