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(Some Guy)   January is Stalker Awareness Month. So, leave a gift by your bedroom window for your special someone   (stalkingawarenessmonth.org) divider line 63
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2013-01-13 04:15:36 PM  
I thought stalker awareness month was in February.  You know, along with Valentine's Day.
 
2013-01-13 04:20:50 PM  

Indolent: I thought stalker awareness month was in February.  You know, along with Valentine's Day.


I swear, they start it earlier each year just to get us stalkers to buy more nylon rope and pantyhose.
 
2013-01-13 04:27:23 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Indolent: I thought stalker awareness month was in February.  You know, along with Valentine's Day.

I swear, they start it earlier each year just to get us stalkers to buy more nylon rope and pantyhose.


HHmmm   Maybe next time it will be in December.  Along with TFSS.
 
2013-01-13 04:35:38 PM  
Sometimes stalkers leaves gifts for you subby.
 
2013-01-13 04:37:47 PM  
My stalkers should leave me gifts, not the other way around. Also, I have no stalkers.
 
GBB
2013-01-13 04:50:45 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Sometimes stalkers leaves gifts for you subby.


That's what the other 11 months of the year is for.
 
2013-01-13 04:51:35 PM  

ajgeek: My stalkers should leave me gifts, not the other way around. Also, I have no stalkers.


And you never will with that attitude.
 
2013-01-13 04:53:42 PM  

ajgeek: My stalkers should leave me gifts, not the other way around. Also, I have no stalkers.


www.treaclechops.co.za

Whatchu wearing?
 
2013-01-13 04:58:18 PM  
Speaking of which. I just got woken up from a nap from a solicitor knocking on the door. He went from getting signatures for something to magazines for kids in hospitals. Go away scam artist.
 
2013-01-13 04:58:28 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Sometimes stalkers leaves gifts for you subby.


Like in the beginning of "Ichi the Killer".
 
2013-01-13 04:58:43 PM  
Tape a row of razor blades along your window sill, for that special someone?
 
2013-01-13 05:00:45 PM  
 
2013-01-13 05:03:38 PM  
I had an ex who accused me of stalking her. She claimed that I had called her several times and then hung up from the company I worked for. She even had the phone records to show that the calls were coming from that company. What she did not know was that when those calls were made I was no longer working at that company! D'oh! I never did figure out who it was who had called her, but I did not lose any sleep over it.
 
2013-01-13 05:05:28 PM  
From the website:

Follow us on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter.
I thought you didn't want me following and watching you.
Would you make up your mind?? Crazy biatch!
 
2013-01-13 05:05:32 PM  
Came for S.T.A.L.K.E.R., leaving disappointed.
Welp, I know what I'm playing for the rest of the night.
 
2013-01-13 05:07:23 PM  

I Like Bread: Came for S.T.A.L.K.E.R., leaving disappointed.
Welp, I know what I'm playing for the rest of the night.


You ever watch the movie?
 
2013-01-13 05:10:45 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-13 05:10:56 PM  
This is something that would have made my trifecta dream come true yesterday.

Yesterday.

FARK, I am disappoint.
 
2013-01-13 05:13:15 PM  

Brick-House: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x455]


Yes.
 
2013-01-13 05:13:26 PM  
Please disregard this holiday. It was not authorized by the stalker community and frankly we find it offensive.

If you want to show your appreciation, continue keeping your room brightly lit and the venetian blinds raised to about shoulder-level. And please stop staring out the window every time you get the feeling someone's watching you. Sometimes when you do that you accidentally make eye contact, and even though I know you can't see me, it's still spooky.

Also, I know this isn't really your fault, but apparently you have the wrong kind of windows for this $300 "laser microphone" I got to work. I'm just saying, that's a lot of money. So... just bear that in mind. I'm making sacrifices for us.
 
2013-01-13 05:14:18 PM  
Still haven't gotten a thank you card for the feces mural I painted last year...
 
2013-01-13 05:14:53 PM  

Mock26: I had an ex who accused me of stalking her. She claimed that I had called her several times and then hung up from the company I worked for. She even had the phone records to show that the calls were coming from that company. What she did not know was that when those calls were made I was no longer working at that company! D'oh! I never did figure out who it was who had called her, but I did not lose any sleep over it.


See this right here is what's wrong with things today, people take something like this and lump it, along with everything else into the same category, no wonder they claim 6.6 million people were stalked last year.

Is a hang up call annoying and childish? Yes.
Is it stalking? In and of itself, no.
 
2013-01-13 05:23:28 PM  
Just be glad they can warn you about blowout

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2013-01-13 05:23:48 PM  

ajgeek: My stalkers should leave me gifts, not the other way around. Also, I have no stalkers.


I have three, that I'm aware of, I'll gladly share, I feel like I'm somehow hoarding them.
I'll even let you pick-
Jack-older guy, former boss
Justin-younger guy, former boyfriend
Eric-my age, Went to High school with him.
Thankfully I moved a few moths back, they haven't found me-yet.
 
2013-01-13 05:28:11 PM  
Stalking is when 2 people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it.
 
2013-01-13 05:34:47 PM  

BlaqueKatt: ajgeek: My stalkers should leave me gifts, not the other way around. Also, I have no stalkers.

I have three, that I'm aware of, I'll gladly share, I feel like I'm somehow hoarding them.


Goddamn. It's time for you to call 1-800-GOT-JUNK.
 
2013-01-13 05:45:01 PM  
"Lenny, how are things going between you and the girl next door?"
"It's over. She got a window shade."
 
2013-01-13 05:53:25 PM  
For anybody interested, I have a registry set up at Macey's. (Spelling is correct)
 
2013-01-13 05:57:39 PM  
i have 4. i'm very aware of 3. i laugh, since i starting giving out a dummy home address to anyone outside of my immediate circle of closest friends years ago, they can't find me.

number 4 is the very quiet, secretive type and worries me. haven't heard of his whereabouts in about 6 years. he had the dedication to move across the country to stalk me once already, so who knows how long it will take him to give up completely, if ever.

/at least he doesn't call incessantly from random numbers like 2 of the others
//wishes they would all find each other out and take care of the collective problem for me in one fell swoop
 
2013-01-13 06:10:21 PM  
Due to Facebook, I think we'll need more than one month for this.
 
2013-01-13 06:12:36 PM  
Just don't fall off the ladder like Bluto.
 
Skr
2013-01-13 06:12:37 PM  

Lily, my one and only
I can hardly wait till I see her
Silly, I know I'm silly
Cause I'm hanging in this tree
In the hopes that she will catch a glimpse of me
And thru her window shade
I watch her shadow move
I wonder if she.......?
♪♪

/got my motivational music all set to go.
 
2013-01-13 06:20:54 PM  
Is this the thread where we compare notes about those biatches and their stupid restraining orders?
 
2013-01-13 06:26:19 PM  
I left you a gift, subby. I knew you would love it. It's a chunk of my hair taped to a book full of pictures of you eating, going to work, watching tv, grocery shopping, sleeping.. I glued my face next to yours because I want you to see how amazing we are together. I love you and we're meant to be together. You don't see it now but we're going to spend the rest of our lives together! YOU WILL BE MINE. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
 
2013-01-13 06:34:13 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: I left you a gift, subby. I knew you would love it. It's a chunk of my hair taped to a book full of pictures of you eating, going to work, watching tv, grocery shopping, sleeping.. I glued my face next to yours because I want you to see how amazing we are together. I love you and we're meant to be together. You don't see it now but we're going to spend the rest of our lives together! YOU WILL BE MINE. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?


Do you still vote Republican?

/not subby
 
2013-01-13 06:40:02 PM  

whidbey: EsteeFlwrPot: I left you a gift, subby. I knew you would love it. It's a chunk of my hair taped to a book full of pictures of you eating, going to work, watching tv, grocery shopping, sleeping.. I glued my face next to yours because I want you to see how amazing we are together. I love you and we're meant to be together. You don't see it now but we're going to spend the rest of our lives together! YOU WILL BE MINE. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

Do you still vote Republican?

/not subby


I never voted Republican! Ugh even that question made me feel dirty. I'd give my right ovary before voting republican.
 
2013-01-13 06:41:42 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: I never voted Republican! Ugh even that question made me feel dirty. I'd give my right ovary before voting republican.


What else can you give them? The Republicans already own your ovaries.
 
2013-01-13 06:43:00 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: EsteeFlwrPot: I never voted Republican! Ugh even that question made me feel dirty. I'd give my right ovary before voting republican.

What else can you give them? The Republicans already own your ovaries.


Why are you ignoring the genius of my original post? That was gold, man. Gold.
 
2013-01-13 06:44:31 PM  
I at least voted for it. Happy?
 
2013-01-13 06:47:07 PM  

Skr:
Lily, my one and only
I can hardly wait till I see her
Silly, I know I'm silly
Cause I'm hanging in this tree
In the hopes that she will catch a glimpse of me
And thru her window shade
I watch her shadow move
I wonder if she.......?
♪♪

/got my motivational music all set to go.


Ha! I haven't heard that one in forever...loved that song.

I've never been stalked. Sounds awful, it seems like every chick I know has had at least one, like it's a yeast infection or something. Never had one of those either. I am starting to wonder if I am just really unlikeable. I'm glad of it, though...both the lack of stalking as well as yeast infections.
 
2013-01-13 06:50:58 PM  
That's so sweet! Thanks, subs!

/ICU N ICU
 
2013-01-13 06:56:40 PM  

EsteeFlwrPot: whidbey: EsteeFlwrPot: I left you a gift, subby. I knew you would love it. It's a chunk of my hair taped to a book full of pictures of you eating, going to work, watching tv, grocery shopping, sleeping.. I glued my face next to yours because I want you to see how amazing we are together. I love you and we're meant to be together. You don't see it now but we're going to spend the rest of our lives together! YOU WILL BE MINE. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

Do you still vote Republican?

/not subby

I never voted Republican! Ugh even that question made me feel dirty. I'd give my right ovary before voting republican.


Come on. You were clearly courting McCain in the 2008 election.
 
2013-01-13 07:11:43 PM  
As a teen, I really didn't have anything going for me, and figured nobody would ever want to stalk me. Apparently, I got a little less lame in my 20s, because I had someone on Facebook move across the country to stalk me a few months ago. I wish I'd had less publicly accessible information, now.

I also understand now how people in unhealthy relationships keep going on in them. I feel ~bad~ for my stalker, sometimes, before I realize she made her own choices in life and that there's nothing which can reconcile us, or make us 'just friends' again. It's not my fault she started posting online accounts of her wet dreams, wouldn't listen to me when I told her we weren't working out, or quit her job to get a position a mile from my house. I'm pretty sure I advised her against all of those actions. The gifts on my front porch weren't advisable either.

/I think she saw me with my fiancee the other day...
//I'm glad I haven't heard anything from her for several months.
 
2013-01-13 07:45:30 PM  
Now I'm feeling depressed that don't have my own stalker.
Are there any cute Japanese women here who need someone to stalk for the remainder of the month?

/I am tall, wide, slow, and easily spotted in crowds. I also take showers with the curtains open.
 
2013-01-13 07:48:54 PM  
what's fun is showing up at her parents' house and giving them presents and asking how she's doing and expressing your hopes that her leg is healing up nicely after that last incident. nothing special; i find a bouquet of black roses and a bottle of 5 year expired cab is a perfectly moving gesture, towing the line between too much and too little.

but that's december (christmas eve or morning), so what are we supposed to do in january?
 
2013-01-13 08:03:15 PM  
If you have a stalker, I'd think you'd already be aware of it.
 
2013-01-13 08:08:19 PM  
I have never been stalked or perhaps I have been stalked and am simply oblivious to it. Whatever the case I feel left and don't understand how it is that a perfectly stalkable person is being ignored.
 
2013-01-13 08:11:24 PM  

Gergesa: I have never been stalked or perhaps I have been stalked and am simply oblivious to it. Whatever the case I feel left and don't understand how it is that a perfectly stalkable person is being ignored.


Because you are many and I just haven't gotten to you yet.
 
2013-01-13 08:30:30 PM  
My stalker just changed my break shoes and pads in the middle of the night.

Or the much more reasonable situation where someone got drunk and fixed the wrong car (there are a LOT of cars in my parking lot). But I like to flatter myself.
 
2013-01-13 08:41:35 PM  

way south: Now I'm feeling depressed that don't have my own stalker.


Trust me, you'd feel a lot more depressed if you did.
 
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