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(Examiner)   Salma Hayek's age defying beauty secrets that will never make you look as good as her   (examiner.com) divider line 45
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2013-01-13 12:11:33 PM
She has a face?

/who knew
 
2013-01-13 12:15:13 PM
"heyak?"
 
2013-01-13 12:16:20 PM

FlashHarry: "heyak?"


As in "heyak yeah, I'd hit that."
 
2013-01-13 12:17:48 PM
Secret revealed:  it's the boobies!
 
2013-01-13 12:26:50 PM
6. Have gigantic age-defying breasts
 
2013-01-13 12:32:14 PM
btw minnie driver looks really sexy in this ad
s0.2mdn.net
 
2013-01-13 12:41:03 PM
Salma Heyak also endorses miak.

Don't tell Trantor.
 
2013-01-13 01:16:21 PM
7. Vodak
 
2013-01-13 01:20:03 PM
7.  Marry a billionaire, so you have premium access to - a) the best in body care products, b) the best in cosmetic surgery procedures, c)  the best selection of healthy and nutritious food choices, d) the best in general medical care, and e) a lifestyle that doesn't require hard, menial labour.
 
2013-01-13 01:24:38 PM
Holy shiat -- I thought that was subby's mistake. WTF? Oh -- Examiner.
 
2013-01-13 01:36:38 PM
Good genes and avoiding excessive drug use certainly helps.
 
2013-01-13 01:50:43 PM

gameshowhost: 6. Have gigantic age-defying breasts


I'm pretty sure she installed upgrades to help with that.
 
2013-01-13 01:58:43 PM
Does it involve a potion?

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2013-01-13 02:03:46 PM
foto.terpe.lt
 
2013-01-13 02:11:19 PM

gameshowhost: btw minnie driver looks really sexy in this ad
[s0.2mdn.net image 300x250]


I hope you meant that sarcastically.
 
2013-01-13 02:21:57 PM
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Movie was kind of dumb, but who the fark cares, 90 minutes of looking at Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
 
2013-01-13 02:25:19 PM
She's the type of person who looks great for decades and then within the space of a year turns into the crypt keeper.
 
2013-01-13 02:35:23 PM
She didn't recommend the sort of facial treatment that I hoped she would recommend.
 
2013-01-13 03:02:34 PM

Farker Soze: She's the type of person who looks great for decades and then within the space of a year turns into the crypt keeper.


Right. Whatever you say.
 
2013-01-13 03:06:56 PM

mooseyfate: Farker Soze: She's the type of person who looks great for decades and then within the space of a year turns into the crypt keeper.

Right. Whatever you say.


When she hits 90 and ages 40 years in one year, he'll be right. Till then, he gets to sit justified as a poor 50 year old runs around looking like a 30 year old, and he just KNOWS she's going to age at some point.
 
2013-01-13 03:22:26 PM
Plastic surgery is neither age defying nor a secret. Discuss.
 
2013-01-13 03:27:58 PM

Boxcutta: Plastic surgery is neither age defying nor a secret. Discuss.


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2013-01-13 03:28:48 PM
She looks like freaking Siouxsie Sioux in photo 5. Not sure what to make of that.

/aside from, carry on
 
2013-01-13 03:31:40 PM

vossiewulf: She has a face?

/who knew


I've heard tell of a fleshy growth surrounding her upper porn hole,
but I never paid it that much attention.
 
2013-01-13 03:35:58 PM

ReapTheChaos: [cps-static.rovicorp.com image 310x413]
Movie was kind of dumb, but who the fark cares, 90 minutes of looking at Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.


That was the whole point, 90 minutes of looking at Salma and Penelope.
 
2013-01-13 03:58:31 PM
Her secret: She never clicks on Examiner links.
 
2013-01-13 04:58:23 PM
Step 1: Be born with DNA that makes you an attractive person.
Step 2: Get a good boob job.
Step 3: Marry a billionaire and have access to expensive health and beauty products that cost more than what an average person makes in a year.

Good luck ladies.
 
2013-01-13 05:00:21 PM
Well that was a waste of time.
 
2013-01-13 05:19:48 PM
Well, yeah. When looking good is your career and you can write off your gym membership, you tend to keep your looks.
 
2013-01-13 05:43:06 PM
Auto-play basketball video, FML.
 
2013-01-13 05:57:57 PM
I don't think I'm ever going to look as good as Salma, but then again, I'm a 50 year old guy

I'll never stop dreaming, tho..
 
2013-01-13 06:36:25 PM
I guess I always thought of her as someone who doesn't so much look young as just look good. Sure she looks a BIT younger than her age, maybe looks 40, but mostly she looks like a damned hot mature woman. Some people look freakishly young but she isnt one of those.
 
2013-01-13 07:49:24 PM

crab66: Step 1: Be born with DNA that makes you an attractive person.
Step 2: Get a good boob job.
Step 3: Marry a billionaire and have access to expensive health and beauty products that cost more than what an average person makes in a year.

Good luck ladies.


Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!
 
2013-01-13 08:07:03 PM
i50.tinypic.com

After some intense research, I believe I have found the secret.
 
2013-01-13 08:14:44 PM
The secret is: cubic money.

The secret is always cubic money.
 
2013-01-13 08:20:34 PM

crab66: Step 1: Be born with DNA that makes you an attractive person.
Step 2: Get a good boob job.
Step 3: Marry a billionaire and have access to expensive health and beauty products that cost more than what an average person makes in a year.

Good luck ladies.


Salma never did step 2.

Step 3 doesn't apply, looks fine without makeup (see Step 1)
 
2013-01-13 09:32:17 PM

peterthx: crab66: Step 2: Get a good boob job.

Salma never did step 2.


So, either you believe she had a growth spurt in her 40s or you believe she did not have a good boob job. Either way, there is demonstrable photographic evidence to the contrary.
 
2013-01-13 10:41:51 PM

Boxcutta: peterthx: crab66: Step 2: Get a good boob job.

Salma never did step 2.

So, either you believe she had a growth spurt in her 40s or you believe she did not have a good boob job. Either way, there is demonstrable photographic evidence to the contrary.


She had a child and gained weight. Where's the mystery?

/I'm rabidly anti-implant so not white-knighting anyone here
 
2013-01-13 11:01:36 PM
This thread needs more pictures.

i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 11:32:59 PM
She looked farking AMAZING tonight at the Golden Globes.
 
2013-01-14 08:21:17 AM
Is there such a thing as a mail order Mexican bride?
 
2013-01-14 09:33:51 AM

LL316: Is there such a thing as a mail order Mexican bride?


Just stand by the border with a couple hundred bucks in hand.
No need to mess with the postal service.
 
2013-01-14 10:40:00 AM
ctrl+F "bukkake"

Not found.

Meh.
 
2013-01-14 07:29:12 PM

Marisyana: gameshowhost: btw minnie driver looks really sexy in this ad
[s0.2mdn.net image 300x250]

I hope you meant that sarcastically.


8(
 
2013-01-14 07:33:15 PM

bingethinker: This thread needs more pictures.


Gawd, would I like to titty fark that woman.
 
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