gameshowhost: 6. Have gigantic age-defying breasts
gameshowhost: btw minnie driver looks really sexy in this ad[s0.2mdn.net image 300x250]
Farker Soze: She's the type of person who looks great for decades and then within the space of a year turns into the crypt keeper.
mooseyfate: Farker Soze: She's the type of person who looks great for decades and then within the space of a year turns into the crypt keeper.Right. Whatever you say.
Boxcutta: Plastic surgery is neither age defying nor a secret. Discuss.
vossiewulf: She has a face?/who knew
ReapTheChaos: [cps-static.rovicorp.com image 310x413]Movie was kind of dumb, but who the fark cares, 90 minutes of looking at Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
crab66: Step 1: Be born with DNA that makes you an attractive person.Step 2: Get a good boob job.Step 3: Marry a billionaire and have access to expensive health and beauty products that cost more than what an average person makes in a year.Good luck ladies.
peterthx: crab66: Step 2: Get a good boob job.Salma never did step 2.
Boxcutta: peterthx: crab66: Step 2: Get a good boob job.Salma never did step 2.So, either you believe she had a growth spurt in her 40s or you believe she did not have a good boob job. Either way, there is demonstrable photographic evidence to the contrary.
LL316: Is there such a thing as a mail order Mexican bride?
Marisyana: gameshowhost: btw minnie driver looks really sexy in this ad[s0.2mdn.net image 300x250]I hope you meant that sarcastically.
bingethinker: This thread needs more pictures.
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