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(opednews.com)   Could Mitt Romney actually become President this year? One blogger thinks it still may be possible   (opednews.com ) divider line 87
    More: Unlikely, Mitt Romney, Capriles, constitutional crisis, Government of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, GMO  
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2013-01-13 12:17:09 PM  
Summary: The blogger attempts to make an idiotic comparison between the respective governments of the United States and that of Presidente-for-Life Hugo Chavez in Venezuela. He then marvels at how the Venezuelan National Assembly can rewrite the constitution to allow their dictator-for-life to do whatever he wants without considering how dictatorships actually work. (And how come we do that sort of stuff here).
 
2013-01-13 12:17:42 PM  
That was terribly written.
 
2013-01-13 12:18:00 PM  
img822.imageshack.us

"You're still here? It's over!"
 
2013-01-13 12:18:03 PM  
(And how come we CAN'T do that stuff here). *sigh*
 
2013-01-13 12:19:07 PM  
Maybe it's the hangover, but this article isn't making much sense to me.

Nevertheless, this is a good excuse to post some more Little Face Mitt!

boingboing.net
 
2013-01-13 12:26:00 PM  
The article is retarded, but it isn't saying "Romney could be preside president", it's saying "Saying Romney could be president if Obama was sick is just as stupid as saying Venezuela will have a constitutional crisis because Chavez is sick".
 
2013-01-13 12:27:30 PM  

stratagos: The article is retarded, but it isn't saying "Romney could be preside president", it's saying "Saying Romney could be president if Obama was sick is just as stupid as saying Venezuela will have a constitutional crisis because Chavez is sick".


And yet, this is green. Someday I'd love to look over the shoulder of the person approving this crap to try to understand their thought process
 
2013-01-13 12:32:01 PM  
So someone can fill up a page with nonsensical drivel and someone else can fill up another page writing more nonsensical drivel about the first page. And then someone actually takes the time to reply to the nonsensical drivel with a comment in a fark thread
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-13 12:46:49 PM  

stratagos: stratagos: The article is retarded, but it isn't saying "Romney could be preside president", it's saying "Saying Romney could be president if Obama was sick is just as stupid as saying Venezuela will have a constitutional crisis because Chavez is sick".

And yet, this is green. Someday I'd love to look over the shoulder of the person approving this crap to try to understand their thought process


It's cheaper for Drew to employ mental patients; they work for bubble wrap, and he keeps more money for beer.
 
2013-01-13 12:46:51 PM  

shanrick: So someone can fill up a page with nonsensical drivel and someone else can fill up another page writing more nonsensical drivel about the first page. And then someone actually takes the time to reply to the nonsensical drivel with a comment in a fark thread


And then some moran actually takes the time to respond to that nonsensical comment. Sheesh.
 
2013-01-13 12:49:47 PM  
Just... let it go
 
2013-01-13 12:50:33 PM  
No.
 
2013-01-13 01:04:18 PM  
Imagine if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly.
 
2013-01-13 01:07:19 PM  
And what would have happened if he'd just gotten more votes?

He'd be President for Life, and Sarah Palin would automatically be Secretary of State and Moose-Whoopin's...
 
2013-01-13 01:20:43 PM  
[WTFamIreading.jpg]
 
2013-01-13 01:47:56 PM  
Point:
He doesn't even want to be president.

Counter-Point:
Then you libs would just call him the Mormon Usurper-in-Chief who is probably a Muslin atheist. No respect for the office at all.
 
2013-01-13 01:49:41 PM  

cmunic8r99: [WTFamIreading.jpg]


What Republicans masturbate to.
 
2013-01-13 01:51:58 PM  
Looks like Subby didn't get past more than a few lines of that horribly written garbage either.

Looking forward to all the DNRTFA's saying "You lost! Get over it!"
 
2013-01-13 01:58:27 PM  
I'm not wasting my time reading any of that nonsense.
 
2013-01-13 02:24:24 PM  

GAT_00: cmunic8r99: [WTFamIreading.jpg]

What Republicans masturbate to.


Yeah... Those 'Publicans LOVE them some Hugo Chavez!
 
2013-01-13 02:25:43 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: GAT_00: cmunic8r99: [WTFamIreading.jpg]

What Republicans masturbate to.

Yeah... Those 'Publicans LOVE them some Hugo Chavez!


They must, they talk about him more than liberals ever do.
 
2013-01-13 02:29:07 PM  
I think there should be compulsory APA style lessons for anyone who wishes to blog.
 
2013-01-13 03:23:46 PM  
1) Denial
2) Anger
3) Bargaining
4) Depression
5) Acceptance

This guy's grieving process is just slow. I, for one, pity him.

/Most righties made it to step 2 on November 7th
//2008
 
2013-01-13 03:27:24 PM  
that poor chicken.
 
2013-01-13 03:28:22 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Maybe it's the hangover, but this article isn't making much sense to me.

Nevertheless, this is a good excuse to post some more Little Face Mitt!

[boingboing.net image 512x362]


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 03:35:49 PM  
Not if I have anything to say about it. I remember his term as governor. It was bad.
 
2013-01-13 03:41:25 PM  
Dafuq did i just read? and why Dafuq did i bother to read it?
 
2013-01-13 03:41:36 PM  
Why did I click that link?
 
2013-01-13 03:43:58 PM  

Arachnophobe: L.D. Ablo: Maybe it's the hangover, but this article isn't making much sense to me.

Nevertheless, this is a good excuse to post some more Little Face Mitt!

[boingboing.net image 512x362]

[i1126.photobucket.com image 850x586]


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-13 03:46:36 PM  
I tried to read this... uh... article, but The Onion has ruined me for other satire.
 
2013-01-13 03:47:58 PM  
Basically the blogger is try to use the whole thing about Chavez not attending is inauguration to play out some what if scenarios.

We've already been through these conspiracy theories when the Oath of Office was blown last time and it took several days until Roberts did it again.
 
2013-01-13 03:49:56 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Looks like Subby didn't get past more than a few lines of that horribly written garbage either.


I don't blame him; neither did I. Kind of pissed at him for making my head hurt, though.
 
2013-01-13 03:51:26 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: I tried to read this... uh... article, but The Onion has ruined me for other satire.


Speaking of which, this may be relevant.
 
2013-01-13 03:55:28 PM  

stratagos: The article is retarded, but it isn't saying "Romney could be preside president", it's saying "Saying Romney could be president if Obama was sick is just as stupid as saying Venezuela will have a constitutional crisis because Chavez is sick".


You were able to figure out what the author was saying? TEACH ME YOUR MYSTERIOUS WAYS!
 
2013-01-13 03:58:44 PM  
FTA: Imagine if Barack Obama was feeling under the weather on January 20thand Mitt Romney jumped in and insisted that we needed to overturn Barack Obama's November 6, 2012 victory and do the election all over.

WHAR NYQUIL??? WHER!!!11???

www.wired.com
 
2013-01-13 04:00:40 PM  
This country really made a mistake in November.

We could have had at least four years of fresh Little Face Mitt images.  And, now we're just stuck with the ones from the campaign.

It's depressing.
 
2013-01-13 04:05:32 PM  
I had no idea Venezuela was governed by the US Constitution.
 
2013-01-13 04:06:17 PM  

stratagos: And yet, this is green. Someday I'd love to look over the shoulder of the person approving this crap to try to understand their thought process


Because it allows us to relentlessly mock retarded articles and writers? This is how epic threads get started. Remember the UnskewedPolls threads?

I'm grateful for greenlights like these. The only thing that really pisses me off are trollish headlines.
 
2013-01-13 04:07:02 PM  
I hope whoever wrote that was on meth.
 
2013-01-13 04:07:05 PM  
What 'bout the binders fulla women?
 
2013-01-13 04:08:07 PM  

eraser8: This country really made a mistake in November.

We could have had at least four years of fresh Little Face Mitt images.  And, now we're just stuck with the ones from the campaign.

It's depressing.


i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 04:10:20 PM  
Give it a break folks. The article is in the same vein as "A Modest Proposal".. something you should have gone over in early high school or Jr. high.
 
2013-01-13 04:10:22 PM  
His spin makes such feeble points and so poorly, that my guess is that his main bearing is shot and needs to be replaced.
 
2013-01-13 04:10:41 PM  
THe blogger doesn't believe it.

The blogger says the LA Times believes it.

And provides no links or quotes.

WTF?
 
2013-01-13 04:22:23 PM  
"The author is the chairman of a liberal Democratic organization that is working to move the country towards its true base, the people. She has organized major human rights events and worked with some of the most liberal leaders in America. Her career has included work as a criminal defense attorney, a licensed private investigator, an educator and a writer."

and me and my wife morgan fairchild are president of bonerland.
 
2013-01-13 04:30:18 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Maybe it's the hangover, but this article isn't making much sense to me.

Nevertheless, this is a good excuse to post some more Little Face Mitt!

[boingboing.net image 512x362]


No, it's not the hangover. Trust me on this.
 
2013-01-13 04:36:01 PM  
File photo of blogger to right:

www.samefacts.com
 
2013-01-13 04:49:49 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Maybe it's the hangover, but this article isn't making much sense to me.

Nevertheless, this is a good excuse to post some more Little Face Mitt!

[boingboing.net image 512x362]


Yeah, that's all well and good . . . but what about "Winning Mitt"?  That was always my favorite.

Hey, what th-?!  A GIS doesn't turn anything up for that.  Was that an image that was used only on Fark?

If so, could someone please post it?  Please?  I promise I'll save it and never bother you again.

Thanks!

/please?
 
2013-01-13 05:05:05 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Imagine if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly.


Here at Lookeed we have been doing extensive wind tunnel testing...

/from 30 year old memory...

//blast from the past.
 
2013-01-13 05:09:57 PM  

stratagos: stratagos: The article is retarded, but it isn't saying "Romney could be preside president", it's saying "Saying Romney could be president if Obama was sick is just as stupid as saying Venezuela will have a constitutional crisis because Chavez is sick".

And yet, this is green. Someday I'd love to look over the shoulder of the person approving this crap to try to understand their thought process


I'll sum it up for you :

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