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(Bloomberg)   Pubic lice on endangered list thanks to the destruction of their natural habitat   (bloomberg.com) divider line 55
    More: Spiffy, Brazilians, Prevention in Atlanta, senior lecturer, Energizer Holdings Inc., Health Protection Agency, University of New South Wales, sexually transmitted infections, Procter & Gamble Co.  
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2013-01-13 12:44:16 PM  
41 votes:
Casual sex...

Is much more fun...

Since pubic lice...

Are on the run

www.americanheritageusa.com
2013-01-13 03:43:17 PM  
14 votes:
Once again, Brazilian deforestation is causing the extinction of another species.
2013-01-13 05:38:18 PM  
9 votes:
The Face Of Oblivion:
life-threatening bacterial infection of her genitalia

Do not google "Fournier gangrene". Seriously, don't.

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2013-01-13 12:18:38 PM  
6 votes:
Suck it! Suck my bald dick crab lice. Oh wait, that's right, you CAN'T!

Losers!
2013-01-13 04:33:35 PM  
5 votes:
CSB time

I was working in the American South as a travel nurse around 1989. A woman asked me if 'the crickets would hurt her baby' that was in the NICU.  I could not understand what she was asking- she kept repeating 'my crickets' louder and louder.  Finally she said (loudly) 'my CROTCH CRICKETS!'

The medical staff around me almost pissed themselves laughing. I was the dumbest white girl they'd ever met.
2013-01-13 12:33:54 PM  
5 votes:
Am I in before anyone lamenting the lack of good furpies these days?

Good riddance. If I wanted to kiss a tribble, I'd join Starfleet.

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-01-13 05:07:05 PM  
4 votes:
Food around the corner

tesla.liketelevision.com
2013-01-13 03:57:31 PM  
4 votes:
PETA needs to embrace this cause and raise awareness with a celebrity calendar depicting the endangered habitat area
2013-01-13 01:01:48 PM  
4 votes:
More than 80% of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair

...And it is a glorious, glorious thing. Thank you, Brazil. As someone who is old enough to remember disgusting fur pie back in the 90's, THANK YOU.
2013-01-13 10:01:13 PM  
3 votes:
stubbornfacts1776.com
2013-01-13 05:22:31 PM  
3 votes:

Ruv You Rong Time: He's never reported feeling creeped out when I've gone all bare in my lady region, but maintaining it is a pain in the ass -


You're doing it wrong.
Skr
2013-01-13 03:49:34 PM  
3 votes:
images.luo.ma
/ prefur a bit o fur meself though. Free dental floss
2013-01-13 03:49:00 PM  
3 votes:
I may be alone and crazy, but these days but if I miraculously manage to stumble across porn of an attractive woman with a well-groomed bush I practically do this:

www.mamapop.com
2013-01-13 01:46:41 PM  
3 votes:
Nature abhors a vacuum.

In other words, I wonder what fresh horrors will start colonizing the territory down there.
2013-01-13 01:26:41 PM  
3 votes:
I'm not expecting too many "Save the Lice!" bumper stickers.
2013-01-13 12:21:40 PM  
3 votes:
www.lateenough.com

Lice, Lice, Baby.
2013-01-14 12:33:04 AM  
2 votes:

GypsyJoker: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

"I think I got the crabs."

[www.wearysloth.com image 321x240]

"We're going to boil our laundry. We're going to set up a little shower area so we can wash our cute little bodies. Right, Barbara?"


It's funny because when I read this article I could hear my old GMT and TQ1 instructor who was former SAS telling me that if I ever got crabs from some slut they'd shave me bare and rub me down with gasoline.

And it made it move.
2013-01-13 07:04:32 PM  
2 votes:

poison_amy: What about us women who just don't really GROW any hair? I'm blonde and fine-haired and grow very little body hair.. what I do grow is more like peach-fuzz than anything else... but I'm 33 years old and definitely a woman. I'm being discriminated against!


Hide your shame with a merkin. Once you con a guy into marriage, you can ditch the ruse and he'll keep your secret because otherwise you can out him as a pedophile.
2013-01-13 06:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
americas-best.com

We're talking about the fate of an endangered species here!
2013-01-13 05:09:35 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Grubermann: Kevin72: Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger.

And so what it if does? Vaginas don't have eyes.


You know you shouldn't have said that, because someone would have had to do a GIS and prove you wrong: NSFW
2013-01-13 04:47:37 PM  
2 votes:

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: a trend that's increasing in western countries.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world....
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]
[www.hairremoval4guys.com image 314x235]

When Kardashians Attack.
2013-01-13 04:42:53 PM  
2 votes:
a trend that's increasing in western countries.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world....
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www.hairremoval4guys.com
2013-01-13 03:55:27 PM  
2 votes:
www.bloomberg.com
COME AT ME, BRO!
2013-01-13 02:30:29 PM  
2 votes:
Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider and unmanly. It looks like a pindick, but smaller because it's in proportion to your mansize body. Shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger. It makes it look fugly. But at least you won't get pubic lice or me hitting on you.
2013-01-13 01:29:49 PM  
2 votes:
Po Lice
2013-01-14 12:50:43 AM  
1 votes:

gibbon1: Harry_Seldon: Hey guys, here a date tip: Internet Porn is not an instructional video for actual sexual encounters with real women. Sex is a very personal, intimate experience. You might want to treat it as such.

Ron Jeremy made a comment in a long lost interview (hint Jimmy Carter was President), what looks good on the screen usually feels like sh*t.


I've heard is said that people who get into porn because they like sex end up being failures as porn stars, but people who get into porn because they want to be famous become huge successes.

I want to become famous for enjoying sex.... so I don't know where that leaves me. ;_;
2013-01-13 10:52:49 PM  
1 votes:
Gotta rinse my beard with kerosene almost every week.
3.bp.blogspot.com
Wanna know why?
2013-01-13 10:22:54 PM  
1 votes:
www.wearysloth.com

"I think I got the crabs."

www.wearysloth.com

"We're going to boil our laundry. We're going to set up a little shower area so we can wash our cute little bodies. Right, Barbara?"
2013-01-13 09:04:37 PM  
1 votes:

ZzeusS: About 200 clients a day, including celebrities such as Sarah Jessica Parker, come for treatments ranging from complete hair removal to custom designs. Regulars returning every four weeks pay $75 for a Brazilian.


$15k a day

Been in business 26 years.

got-damn that's some scratch


I thought the whole point of this thread was to prevent itching.
2013-01-13 08:33:15 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-13 08:16:09 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Sorry but adults are supposed to have hair there. Nature put it there for a reason. Give me bush, lots and lots of lovely bush. Not little girls.

Actually I have always wondered about dudes who like their womens vagies shaved. It makes me wonder if they dont have a bit of a pedo fetish going on.


mhmm that's it..... LOL
can you explain WHY 80% of the women shave or trim then?? LOL

welcome to human society/peer pressure/idiosyncratic behaviors
the same could be argued about every aspect of human behavior: from hair and hats to shoes and socks.
there is no rhyme nor reason, just is

or it could be that we are pedos .... LOL
2013-01-13 07:58:11 PM  
1 votes:

fknra: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

a brazilian?


Damn, I'd settle for just one.
2013-01-13 07:31:46 PM  
1 votes:

Vector R: Gulper Eel: Nature abhors a vacuum.

In other words, I wonder what fresh horrors will start colonizing the territory down there.

Next up, super AIDs! Or whatever new tentacle pubic monster comes out of Japan!


Well! From an evolutionary standpoint, I can tell you that pubic lice and the lice that inhabit the eyebrows and eyelashes are virtually the same creatures!
2013-01-13 07:11:14 PM  
1 votes:

Gulper Eel: Nature abhors a vacuum.

In other words, I wonder what fresh horrors will start colonizing the territory down there.


Saliva worms.
2013-01-13 07:10:24 PM  
1 votes:
img11.imageshack.us
Hmm...
2013-01-13 07:04:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.bloomberg.com
upload.wikimedia.org

So that's where they evolved from...
2013-01-13 06:57:00 PM  
1 votes:

dforkus: martid4: Don't blame me, I have enough hair on my ass to carpet the White House.

Scrub that stuff every time you shower, good... I'm ass hairy myself. Got a pilonidal a couple years ago, and to be excised. They have to leave the wound open, pure misery..


I had the same thing only they stuck it with a sharp wooden stick with some chemical to burn it.  It passed out from the pain.  Now I wash it, condition it and blow dry it.  I will even hang it out the car window when I can.
2013-01-13 06:47:39 PM  
1 votes:

yarllib: One time, at Walmart, I saw a young couple perusing the tick and flea shampoos in the pet aisle.
After reading the label on a particular bottle, he said this will take care of it.
She seemed rather embarassed that we all knew what it was for :-)


I live in a pretty uppity neighborhood myself. You just wouldn't understand the humiliation one suffers should the neighbors find out your golden doodle has tics.
2013-01-13 06:39:11 PM  
1 votes:

Bedstead Polisher: Lsherm: You can usually tell which straight men will like public hair because they are old enough to have had their first sexual experience involve something other than internet porn.

I fear for the kids these days.  One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.  I told him that's the kind of thing you have to ask about before you do it.  Who thinks like this?

Does HE like getting spooge on his face?


He's a little "off" so I wouldn't put it past him.
2013-01-13 06:38:55 PM  
1 votes:
My GF had an awesome 70's-pornstar bush...

...I shaved it. It was a glorious (and quite erotic) moment.

/staying true to my Fark nick
//she's gotten pretty good at shaving now
2013-01-13 06:28:44 PM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: You can usually tell which straight men will like public hair because they are old enough to have had their first sexual experience involve something other than internet porn.

I fear for the kids these days.  One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.  I told him that's the kind of thing you have to ask about before you do it.  Who thinks like this?


Does HE like getting spooge on his face?
2013-01-13 06:16:07 PM  
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon:

Hey guys, here a date tip: Internet Porn is not an instructional video for actual sexual encounters with real women. Sex is a very personal, intimate experience. You might want to treat it as such.


Nonsense. Women enjoy being bent in uncomfortable positions and having parts of their body exposed as if on display for a camera. They find it romantic.

:-D
2013-01-13 06:06:25 PM  
1 votes:

geekbikerskum: Lsherm: One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.

With an attitude and a lack of clue like that, how did he ever get close enough to find out?


geekbikerskum: Lsherm: One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.

With an attitude and a lack of clue like that, how did he ever get close enough to find out?


Hey guys, here a date tip: Internet Porn is not an instructional video for actual sexual encounters with real women. Sex is a very personal, intimate experience. You might want to treat it as such.
2013-01-13 06:06:15 PM  
1 votes:
Seen looking for a new job:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-13 05:46:00 PM  
1 votes:

Cargo: Pubic hair on women is glorious.
/pubes means you're a woman



What about us women who just don't really GROW any hair? I'm blonde and fine-haired and grow very little body hair.. what I do grow is more like peach-fuzz than anything else... but I'm 33 years old and definitely a woman. I'm being discriminated against!
2013-01-13 05:34:14 PM  
1 votes:
In Brazil, it's called a "Hitler".
/Snerk.
2013-01-13 04:57:37 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: Blue crabs still delicious.


You can have the on waffles.
2013-01-13 04:52:02 PM  
1 votes:
70's porn is endangered?

/fire up my Betamax player
//bow chicka wow wow
2013-01-13 04:10:35 PM  
1 votes:
One time, at Walmart, I saw a young couple perusing the tick and flea shampoos in the pet aisle.
After reading the label on a particular bottle, he said this will take care of it.
She seemed rather embarassed that we all knew what it was for :-)
2013-01-13 03:57:42 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-13 03:47:19 PM  
1 votes:
You can still see the private lice at the zoo.
2013-01-13 03:46:10 PM  
1 votes:
How many is a Brazilian?
2013-01-13 03:45:05 PM  
1 votes:
A 20-year-old Australian woman with poorly controlled diabetes was hospitalized with a life-threatening bacterial infection of her genitalia following a routine Brazilian wax, doctors reported in 2007, noting a lack of published data on infectious risks.
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
2013-01-13 01:07:43 PM  
1 votes:
Witty headline subby.
2013-01-13 12:24:34 PM  
1 votes:
75% off topic, there really should be a law against parents naming every child with the same first initial.

/Nicely trimmed or completely bare... hmm.
//Yes.
 
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