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(Bloomberg)   Pubic lice on endangered list thanks to the destruction of their natural habitat   (bloomberg.com) divider line 51
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2013-01-13 12:44:16 PM  
12 votes:
Casual sex...

Is much more fun...

Since pubic lice...

Are on the run

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2013-01-13 04:32:20 PM  
6 votes:

Kevin72: Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider and unmanly. It looks like a pindick, but smaller because it's in proportion to your mansize body. Shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger. It makes it look fugly. But at least you won't get pubic lice or me hitting on you.


It does make penises look bigger. Sometimes, especially with growers, the bush can hide it when it's in it's "rest" position. I've seen guys who look like they don't have one because it's so hidden when soft. Once that bush is trimmed, I can actually see it again and it looks much better and bigger. I don't know about shaving as I haven't had that experience, but I like it when a guy trims. It also makes oral sex much more pleasant as I don't have to hold down the fur and I don't get hair in my mouth.

Anyway, if men expect women to shave or trim, they must be willing to do the same. Otherwise the guy has no right to complain about it.
2013-01-13 04:21:37 PM  
4 votes:
I've seen girls that went at themselves with a razor and made themselves totally bald, but what was left made them look like they had been attacked by fire ants.
Trimmed pubic hair is MUCH more attractive than razor bumps.
2013-01-13 01:46:41 PM  
4 votes:
Nature abhors a vacuum.

In other words, I wonder what fresh horrors will start colonizing the territory down there.
2013-01-13 01:01:48 PM  
4 votes:
More than 80% of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair

...And it is a glorious, glorious thing. Thank you, Brazil. As someone who is old enough to remember disgusting fur pie back in the 90's, THANK YOU.
2013-01-13 08:02:32 PM  
3 votes:
Sorry but adults are supposed to have hair there. Nature put it there for a reason. Give me bush, lots and lots of lovely bush. Not little girls.

Actually I have always wondered about dudes who like their womens vagies shaved. It makes me wonder if they dont have a bit of a pedo fetish going on.
2013-01-13 07:38:02 PM  
3 votes:
That redheads never completely shave should be a universal law.
2013-01-13 04:18:44 PM  
3 votes:

whistleridge: More than 80% of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair

...And it is a glorious, glorious thing. Thank you, Brazil. As someone who is old enough to remember disgusting fur pie back in the 90's, THANK YOU.


No, thank porn, you squeamish little Nancy.
2013-01-13 03:49:00 PM  
3 votes:
I may be alone and crazy, but these days but if I miraculously manage to stumble across porn of an attractive woman with a well-groomed bush I practically do this:

www.mamapop.com
2013-01-13 02:30:29 PM  
3 votes:
Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider and unmanly. It looks like a pindick, but smaller because it's in proportion to your mansize body. Shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger. It makes it look fugly. But at least you won't get pubic lice or me hitting on you.
2013-01-13 12:33:54 PM  
3 votes:
Am I in before anyone lamenting the lack of good furpies these days?

Good riddance. If I wanted to kiss a tribble, I'd join Starfleet.

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2013-01-13 09:13:51 PM  
2 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Sorry but adults are supposed to have hair there. Nature put it there for a reason. Give me bush, lots and lots of lovely bush. Not little girls.

Actually I have always wondered about dudes who like their womens vagies shaved. It makes me wonder if they dont have a bit of a pedo fetish going on.


Do you also feel the same way about women who like beardless men?
2013-01-13 06:37:23 PM  
2 votes:
As far as the whole bare v. bush debate goes, I prefer bare because I like to go downtown and eat at the Y. I get a better lip seal without getting hair in my food. It isn't an aesthetic/fetish thing, it's just tactile preference. Bush doesn't stop me but it does slow me down, what with the spitting out the loose ones.
2013-01-13 05:44:56 PM  
2 votes:
You can usually tell which straight men will like public hair because they are old enough to have had their first sexual experience involve something other than internet porn.

I fear for the kids these days.  One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.  I told him that's the kind of thing you have to ask about before you do it.  Who thinks like this?
2013-01-13 05:10:59 PM  
2 votes:

Endive Wombat: sk8r: CSB time

I was working in the American South as a travel nurse around 1989. A woman asked me if 'the crickets would hurt her baby' that was in the NICU.  I could not understand what she was asking- she kept repeating 'my crickets' louder and louder.  Finally she said (loudly) 'my CROTCH CRICKETS!'

The medical staff around me almost pissed themselves laughing. I was the dumbest white girl they'd ever met.

I have no idea what you are talking about


Must be a Yankee.  Pubic lice are known as crotch crickets among our poorer Southern friends.
2013-01-13 04:43:42 PM  
2 votes:
Pubic hair on women is glorious.  Yes, it can be too long but some scissors will take care of that.  But even too much pubic hair is better than none at all.  I've never understood the appeal of the clean shaven look.

/pubes means you're a woman
//a gorgeous, beautiful woman
///that hopefully likes being kissed Australian-style
2013-01-13 04:42:53 PM  
2 votes:
a trend that's increasing in western countries.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world....
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2013-01-13 04:33:35 PM  
2 votes:
CSB time

I was working in the American South as a travel nurse around 1989. A woman asked me if 'the crickets would hurt her baby' that was in the NICU.  I could not understand what she was asking- she kept repeating 'my crickets' louder and louder.  Finally she said (loudly) 'my CROTCH CRICKETS!'

The medical staff around me almost pissed themselves laughing. I was the dumbest white girl they'd ever met.
2013-01-13 03:43:17 PM  
2 votes:
Once again, Brazilian deforestation is causing the extinction of another species.
2013-01-14 11:26:13 AM  
1 votes:
I used to shave. I would get reoccurring boils and cysts needing doctor treatment. One day my doctor just said "quit shaving down there, and this will stop."

So I did. The number of cysts have gone dramatically down (still get them), and any dudes wanting a bare look don't get it. One dude quit seeing me because of it. Just shows his true asshattery.
2013-01-14 06:06:01 AM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: Actually I have always wondered about dudes who like their womens vagies shaved. It makes me wonder if they dont have a bit of a pedo fetish going on.


Honestly I find it odd that you find it odd that some people are fans of shaving. Maybe it's an indication that you're a bit of a pedo, because for you the only difference between a woman and girl is a specific bit of hair.

You could make the same argument that any women who are attracted to men with short haircut are pedos, because sexually mature men would -- in their natural state -- have cranial hair that's at least a foot long.
2013-01-13 10:52:49 PM  
1 votes:
Gotta rinse my beard with kerosene almost every week.
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Wanna know why?
2013-01-13 10:22:54 PM  
1 votes:
www.wearysloth.com

"I think I got the crabs."

www.wearysloth.com

"We're going to boil our laundry. We're going to set up a little shower area so we can wash our cute little bodies. Right, Barbara?"
2013-01-13 07:58:44 PM  
1 votes:

Gulper Eel: Nature abhors a vacuum.

In other words, I wonder what fresh horrors will start colonizing the territory down there.


Warm, moist environment with freshly shaven skin, complete with tiny open wounds? What's not to love if you're a pathogen?
2013-01-13 07:31:46 PM  
1 votes:

Vector R: Gulper Eel: Nature abhors a vacuum.

In other words, I wonder what fresh horrors will start colonizing the territory down there.

Next up, super AIDs! Or whatever new tentacle pubic monster comes out of Japan!


Well! From an evolutionary standpoint, I can tell you that pubic lice and the lice that inhabit the eyebrows and eyelashes are virtually the same creatures!
2013-01-13 07:25:21 PM  
1 votes:

bmwericus: MorePeasPlease: I may be alone and crazy, but these days but if I miraculously manage to stumble across porn of an attractive woman with a well-groomed bush I practically do this:

[www.mamapop.com image 400x300]

Personally, a hairless mature woman sort of turns me off. Pubic hair was once a sign of sexual maturity. If it looks 10...


And armpit hair and leg hair are signs of sexual maturity as well, but we've evolved.
2013-01-13 07:10:24 PM  
1 votes:
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Hmm...
2013-01-13 07:04:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.bloomberg.com
upload.wikimedia.org

So that's where they evolved from...
2013-01-13 06:58:38 PM  
1 votes:

Kevin72: DreamyAltarBoy: As far as the whole bare v. bush debate goes, I prefer bare because I like to go downtown and eat at the Y. I get a better lip seal without getting hair in my food. It isn't an aesthetic/fetish thing, it's just tactile preference. Bush doesn't stop me but it does slow me down, what with the spitting out the loose ones.

If you love your sex partner, you love their pubes. Is it too much an act of love to just discretely and invisibly take the pube out of mouth? Or more romantically, chivalrously swallow such pube and have your lover's DNA inside you commingling with your very cells upon digestion? I mean just one or two at a time, it's usually never more than that.

/either gender


yes - it is too much to ask. between choking and well everything else
what part of preference is confusing?
she doesn't want to shave/wax and you dont want to be around a bush? TADA, time for a new GF
you dont care either way? TADA not an issue.

personally, I love them bare
so much easier to lather them in lube and my whole hand(s) into it
I got nothing against the bush. been there, done that, started there.
I can go either way.

just no farking stubble
you biatch when I dont shave? but you expect me to munch when you have stubble?? LOL
NO
2013-01-13 06:42:34 PM  
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon: geekbikerskum: Lsherm: One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.

With an attitude and a lack of clue like that, how did he ever get close enough to find out?

geekbikerskum: Lsherm: One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.

With an attitude and a lack of clue like that, how did he ever get close enough to find out?

Hey guys, here a date tip: Internet Porn is not an instructional video for actual sexual encounters with real women...


Someone needs to explain this to my ex-husband.
2013-01-13 06:28:44 PM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: You can usually tell which straight men will like public hair because they are old enough to have had their first sexual experience involve something other than internet porn.

I fear for the kids these days.  One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.  I told him that's the kind of thing you have to ask about before you do it.  Who thinks like this?


Does HE like getting spooge on his face?
2013-01-13 06:16:07 PM  
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon:

Hey guys, here a date tip: Internet Porn is not an instructional video for actual sexual encounters with real women. Sex is a very personal, intimate experience. You might want to treat it as such.


Nonsense. Women enjoy being bent in uncomfortable positions and having parts of their body exposed as if on display for a camera. They find it romantic.

:-D
2013-01-13 06:06:25 PM  
1 votes:

geekbikerskum: Lsherm: One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.

With an attitude and a lack of clue like that, how did he ever get close enough to find out?


geekbikerskum: Lsherm: One of our junior sysadmins was telling me over lunch (OVER LUNCH!) last month about how he doesn't understand why the last woman he dated didn't like getting spooge on her face.

With an attitude and a lack of clue like that, how did he ever get close enough to find out?


Hey guys, here a date tip: Internet Porn is not an instructional video for actual sexual encounters with real women. Sex is a very personal, intimate experience. You might want to treat it as such.
2013-01-13 06:06:15 PM  
1 votes:
Seen looking for a new job:
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2013-01-13 06:03:14 PM  
1 votes:
Both genders should trim at the least. Nothing worse than going down on a gorilla salad.
2013-01-13 05:38:18 PM  
1 votes:
The Face Of Oblivion:
life-threatening bacterial infection of her genitalia

Do not google "Fournier gangrene". Seriously, don't.

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2013-01-13 05:27:13 PM  
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: I may be alone and crazy, but these days but if I miraculously manage to stumble across porn of an attractive woman with a well-groomed bush I practically do this:

[www.mamapop.com image 400x300]


Personally, a hairless mature woman sort of turns me off. Pubic hair was once a sign of sexual maturity. If it looks 10...
2013-01-13 05:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know... maybe it's just my mood but I can't remember the last time I laughed so much at a thread like this... I'm having a hard time breathing.
2013-01-13 05:23:31 PM  
1 votes:

roxtar10870: I've seen girls that went at themselves with a razor and made themselves totally bald, but what was left made them look like they had been attacked by fire ants.
Trimmed pubic hair is MUCH more attractive than razor bumps.


Alot more comfortable too!
2013-01-13 05:07:47 PM  
1 votes:
I remember the one and only time I caught the crabs from this one gorgeous woman back in the 70s. I was so hearbroken and grossed out at the same time. I wouldn't even go around her or let her near me after that.

yes.... I shaved every farking hair around my junk. I wanted to get rid of them as fast as I could and that seemed like the fastest way... it worked.
2013-01-13 05:07:05 PM  
1 votes:
Food around the corner

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2013-01-13 05:05:13 PM  
1 votes:
I think my comment disappeared, but I wanted to reiterate that farking a girl who laser removed all her hair down there was absolutely amazing.
2013-01-13 04:26:44 PM  
1 votes:

whistleridge: More than 80% of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair

...And it is a glorious, glorious thing. Thank you, Brazil. As someone who is old enough to remember disgusting fur pie back in the 90's, THANK YOU.


I dated a guy who was 17 years older than me, and he hated the new look. Loved that I was 30, but never really got used to the way women groom now. It was a weird discussion we would have every few weeks.
2013-01-13 04:10:35 PM  
1 votes:
One time, at Walmart, I saw a young couple perusing the tick and flea shampoos in the pet aisle.
After reading the label on a particular bottle, he said this will take care of it.
She seemed rather embarassed that we all knew what it was for :-)
2013-01-13 03:57:42 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-13 03:57:31 PM  
1 votes:
PETA needs to embrace this cause and raise awareness with a celebrity calendar depicting the endangered habitat area
2013-01-13 03:55:27 PM  
1 votes:
www.bloomberg.com
COME AT ME, BRO!
2013-01-13 03:47:26 PM  
1 votes:

Kevin72: Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider and unmanly. It looks like a pindick, but smaller because it's in proportion to your mansize body. Shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger. It makes it look fugly. But at least you won't get pubic lice or me hitting on you.


I usually don't get the opportunity to check before chatting someone up.

/trimmed, but not shaven
2013-01-13 01:26:41 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not expecting too many "Save the Lice!" bumper stickers.
2013-01-13 12:24:34 PM  
1 votes:
75% off topic, there really should be a law against parents naming every child with the same first initial.

/Nicely trimmed or completely bare... hmm.
//Yes.
2013-01-13 12:18:38 PM  
1 votes:
Suck it! Suck my bald dick crab lice. Oh wait, that's right, you CAN'T!

Losers!
 
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