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(Bloomberg)   Pubic lice on endangered list thanks to the destruction of their natural habitat   (bloomberg.com) divider line 178
    More: Spiffy, Brazilians, Prevention in Atlanta, senior lecturer, Energizer Holdings Inc., Health Protection Agency, University of New South Wales, sexually transmitted infections, Procter & Gamble Co.  
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2013-01-13 12:18:38 PM
Suck it! Suck my bald dick crab lice. Oh wait, that's right, you CAN'T!

Losers!
 
2013-01-13 12:21:40 PM
www.lateenough.com

Lice, Lice, Baby.
 
2013-01-13 12:24:34 PM
75% off topic, there really should be a law against parents naming every child with the same first initial.

/Nicely trimmed or completely bare... hmm.
//Yes.
 
2013-01-13 12:33:54 PM
Am I in before anyone lamenting the lack of good furpies these days?

Good riddance. If I wanted to kiss a tribble, I'd join Starfleet.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-13 12:34:08 PM
Techhell: 75% off topic, there really should be a law against parents naming every child with the same first initial.

What about every son, same name?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman#Family
 
2013-01-13 12:44:16 PM
Casual sex...

Is much more fun...

Since pubic lice...

Are on the run

www.americanheritageusa.com
 
2013-01-13 12:58:51 PM

Amos Quito: Casual sex...

Is much more fun...

Since pubic lice...

Are on the run

[www.americanheritageusa.com image 200x133]


I believe we're done here

/smoo-ooth
 
2013-01-13 01:01:48 PM
More than 80% of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair

...And it is a glorious, glorious thing. Thank you, Brazil. As someone who is old enough to remember disgusting fur pie back in the 90's, THANK YOU.
 
2013-01-13 01:07:43 PM
Witty headline subby.
 
2013-01-13 01:26:41 PM
I'm not expecting too many "Save the Lice!" bumper stickers.
 
2013-01-13 01:29:49 PM
Po Lice
 
2013-01-13 01:46:41 PM
Nature abhors a vacuum.

In other words, I wonder what fresh horrors will start colonizing the territory down there.
 
2013-01-13 02:30:29 PM
Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider and unmanly. It looks like a pindick, but smaller because it's in proportion to your mansize body. Shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger. It makes it look fugly. But at least you won't get pubic lice or me hitting on you.
 
2013-01-13 03:38:48 PM
Subby's mom shaved her snatch?
 
2013-01-13 03:43:17 PM
Once again, Brazilian deforestation is causing the extinction of another species.
 
2013-01-13 03:45:05 PM
A 20-year-old Australian woman with poorly controlled diabetes was hospitalized with a life-threatening bacterial infection of her genitalia following a routine Brazilian wax, doctors reported in 2007, noting a lack of published data on infectious risks.
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-01-13 03:45:14 PM
The story in detail: Lyrics NSFW
 
2013-01-13 03:46:10 PM
How many is a Brazilian?
 
2013-01-13 03:47:19 PM
You can still see the private lice at the zoo.
 
2013-01-13 03:47:26 PM

Kevin72: Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider and unmanly. It looks like a pindick, but smaller because it's in proportion to your mansize body. Shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger. It makes it look fugly. But at least you won't get pubic lice or me hitting on you.


I usually don't get the opportunity to check before chatting someone up.

/trimmed, but not shaven
 
2013-01-13 03:48:41 PM

The Face Of Oblivion: A 20-year-old Australian woman with poorly controlled diabetes was hospitalized with a life-threatening bacterial infection of her genitalia following a routine Brazilian wax, doctors reported in 2007, noting a lack of published data on infectious risks.
[gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net image 500x277]


I don't know where the "running octopus saying "Nope nope nope nope nope" things started, but I approve.
 
2013-01-13 03:49:00 PM
I may be alone and crazy, but these days but if I miraculously manage to stumble across porn of an attractive woman with a well-groomed bush I practically do this:

www.mamapop.com
 
Skr
2013-01-13 03:49:34 PM
images.luo.ma
/ prefur a bit o fur meself though. Free dental floss
 
2013-01-13 03:55:27 PM
www.bloomberg.com
COME AT ME, BRO!
 
2013-01-13 03:57:31 PM
PETA needs to embrace this cause and raise awareness with a celebrity calendar depicting the endangered habitat area
 
2013-01-13 03:57:42 PM
 
2013-01-13 04:02:12 PM
Came here hoping to see a brazillion pictures.
Dissatisfied so far.
 
2013-01-13 04:09:09 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

a brazilian?
 
2013-01-13 04:10:35 PM
One time, at Walmart, I saw a young couple perusing the tick and flea shampoos in the pet aisle.
After reading the label on a particular bottle, he said this will take care of it.
She seemed rather embarassed that we all knew what it was for :-)
 
2013-01-13 04:18:44 PM

whistleridge: More than 80% of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair

...And it is a glorious, glorious thing. Thank you, Brazil. As someone who is old enough to remember disgusting fur pie back in the 90's, THANK YOU.


No, thank porn, you squeamish little Nancy.
 
2013-01-13 04:20:07 PM

Kevin72: Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger.


And so what it if does? Vaginas don't have eyes.
 
2013-01-13 04:21:37 PM
I've seen girls that went at themselves with a razor and made themselves totally bald, but what was left made them look like they had been attacked by fire ants.
Trimmed pubic hair is MUCH more attractive than razor bumps.
 
2013-01-13 04:26:44 PM

whistleridge: More than 80% of college students in the U.S. remove all or some of their pubic hair

...And it is a glorious, glorious thing. Thank you, Brazil. As someone who is old enough to remember disgusting fur pie back in the 90's, THANK YOU.


I dated a guy who was 17 years older than me, and he hated the new look. Loved that I was 30, but never really got used to the way women groom now. It was a weird discussion we would have every few weeks.
 
2013-01-13 04:28:00 PM
Blue crabs still delicious.
 
2013-01-13 04:30:33 PM

roxtar10870: I've seen girls that went at themselves with a razor and made themselves totally bald, but what was left made them look like they had been attacked by fire ants.
Trimmed pubic hair is MUCH more attractive than razor bumps.


sure kind of
but trimmed stub is annoying as all hell as an abrasive during sex
smooth or bushy, but that in-between shiat is annoying as all hell
 
2013-01-13 04:32:20 PM

Kevin72: Yes this is a fine unintended consequence. Still it must be said to the young sheeple males who blindly follow without thinking: Shaving your pubic hairs doe not not NOT make your dick look bigger. It makes your dick look stupider and unmanly. It looks like a pindick, but smaller because it's in proportion to your mansize body. Shaving your pubes does not make your dick look bigger. It makes it look fugly. But at least you won't get pubic lice or me hitting on you.


It does make penises look bigger. Sometimes, especially with growers, the bush can hide it when it's in it's "rest" position. I've seen guys who look like they don't have one because it's so hidden when soft. Once that bush is trimmed, I can actually see it again and it looks much better and bigger. I don't know about shaving as I haven't had that experience, but I like it when a guy trims. It also makes oral sex much more pleasant as I don't have to hold down the fur and I don't get hair in my mouth.

Anyway, if men expect women to shave or trim, they must be willing to do the same. Otherwise the guy has no right to complain about it.
 
2013-01-13 04:33:35 PM
CSB time

I was working in the American South as a travel nurse around 1989. A woman asked me if 'the crickets would hurt her baby' that was in the NICU.  I could not understand what she was asking- she kept repeating 'my crickets' louder and louder.  Finally she said (loudly) 'my CROTCH CRICKETS!'

The medical staff around me almost pissed themselves laughing. I was the dumbest white girl they'd ever met.
 
2013-01-13 04:34:35 PM
5 o'clock coont stubble is a deal breaker.
 
2013-01-13 04:35:20 PM
Cue Star Trek "Attack" music in 3.. 2.. 1..

pathmicro.med.sc.edu
 
2013-01-13 04:35:48 PM
I blame global warming.
 
2013-01-13 04:42:53 PM
a trend that's increasing in western countries.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world....
2.bp.blogspot.com
www.hairremoval4guys.com
 
2013-01-13 04:43:42 PM
Pubic hair on women is glorious.  Yes, it can be too long but some scissors will take care of that.  But even too much pubic hair is better than none at all.  I've never understood the appeal of the clean shaven look.

/pubes means you're a woman
//a gorgeous, beautiful woman
///that hopefully likes being kissed Australian-style
 
2013-01-13 04:47:37 PM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: a trend that's increasing in western countries.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world....
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]
[www.hairremoval4guys.com image 314x235]

When Kardashians Attack.
 
2013-01-13 04:52:02 PM
70's porn is endangered?

/fire up my Betamax player
//bow chicka wow wow
 
2013-01-13 04:52:16 PM
May be a stupid question, but anyone have advice on shaving for guys? I've been debating doing it, or just buzzing it with clippers or something. I'm not a huge fan of bushy, but going bald takes a lot of effort to not look like I've got herp or fire ants. Never tried just clipping it, seems like that would produce a lot of short, bristly, hairs, like an abrasive.
 
2013-01-13 04:57:10 PM
I can floss on my own time.
 
2013-01-13 04:57:37 PM

uncleacid: Blue crabs still delicious.


You can have the on waffles.
 
2013-01-13 05:04:15 PM

CreampuffCasperMilktoast: a trend that's increasing in western countries.

Meanwhile, in other parts of the world....


Strangest thing I've learned from this article: there are religious instructions in Islam which say that all Muslims should shave their pubic hair regularly, along with plucking underarm hair.
 
2013-01-13 05:04:45 PM

Ghastly: uncleacid: Blue crabs still delicious.

You can have the on waffles.


Humm. Blue .... Waffles.
Its on the edge of my memory.

I'll check google
/brb
 
2013-01-13 05:05:13 PM
I think my comment disappeared, but I wanted to reiterate that farking a girl who laser removed all her hair down there was absolutely amazing.
 
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