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(ESPN)   Will the Seahawks be the next team that beats Atlanta in the playoffs by 20+? Before answering, bear in mind that one of their cornerbacks is named Sherman. It's your Sunday ATL-SEA Divisional Playoff Thread at 1 PM EST on FOX   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 2504
    More: Interesting, Seahawks, Peyton Manning, Tony Gonzalez, playoffs, Dirk Koetter, cornerback, Pro Bowl, Ryan Longwell  
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2013-01-13 02:54:25 PM  
Gameday bucket go boom. In the toilet.
 
2013-01-13 02:54:27 PM  

becksellent: ariseatex: Depends on whether you want Tebow to enjoy the punishment.

He (my friend) probably does; me, not so much.  :P

/Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure my friend's a bottom so that probably wouldn't work anyway.
//wait, why am I thinking about this?
///FOOTBALL


I don't know, maybe you could convince him to roll up some sandpaper and hide it in his rectum for when Tebow penetrates him.
 
2013-01-13 02:54:27 PM  

seventypercent: Game day bucket go boom


After a game day bucket your colon go boom.
 
2013-01-13 02:54:38 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: That was bullcrap, they GOT THAT SNAP OFF.


At least they made sure to pwn all you whiners when they came back for the start of the 2nd half. Not only did they not get it off but it would have been a penalty if they did. No excuses Hawks fans.
 
2013-01-13 02:55:20 PM  
Was that Meschach Taylor as Hollywood?
 
2013-01-13 02:55:31 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: If Atlanta marches down the field here, the game is over.  If not, shiat could get interesting.


NOTHING IS OVER. NOTHING!!!
 
2013-01-13 02:55:39 PM  
I would like to punch "Game day bucket go boom" girl in the face.

I'm not violent... I'm not misogynistic... but I want to punch her... IN THE FACE.
 
2013-01-13 02:55:40 PM  
WRAP UP DAMNIT!
 
2013-01-13 02:55:49 PM  

4NSpy: seventypercent: Game day bucket go boom

After a game day bucket your colon go boom.


Now I see the blonde going to the toilet.

/Did I put that image in your heads? Good.
 
2013-01-13 02:56:02 PM  

Bunny Deville: TD. Finally. Yay.

Speaking of the Book of Faces, I can be found there by searching for bunnydeville. I say this because football season is almost over, and I'm not around Fark much during the off season, and I'm gonna miss all of your bright and shining, um, typing.


Awww.  :)  Since we're talking about staying in touch after football season, I'll add my $.02 - I'm not really on Facebook much, but I do play Words With Friends some if you guys are into that.

/or even if you're not
//yeah, I know you all totally care so hard :P
///username TealTopaz, btw
 
2013-01-13 02:56:15 PM  
Three quarterbacks have thrown a touchdown pass to Tony Gonzalez in the playoffs. Matt Ryan and who else
 
2013-01-13 02:56:25 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: becksellent: ariseatex: Depends on whether you want Tebow to enjoy the punishment.

He (my friend) probably does; me, not so much.  :P

/Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure my friend's a bottom so that probably wouldn't work anyway.
//wait, why am I thinking about this?
///FOOTBALL

I don't know, maybe you could convince him to roll up some sandpaper and hide it in his rectum for when Tebow penetrates him.


Too bad Tebow has "self-hating power bottom" written all over him.
 
2013-01-13 02:56:28 PM  
Ok, that Volkswagon commercial is hilarious.
 
2013-01-13 02:56:31 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: becksellent: ariseatex: Depends on whether you want Tebow to enjoy the punishment.

He (my friend) probably does; me, not so much.  :P

/Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure my friend's a bottom so that probably wouldn't work anyway.
//wait, why am I thinking about this?
///FOOTBALL

I don't know, maybe you could convince him to roll up some sandpaper and hide it in his rectum for when Tebow penetrates him.


Well, that escalated quickly.

/ouchies
//make him eat a boom bucket first?
 
2013-01-13 02:56:41 PM  

becksellent: ariseatex: Depends on whether you want Tebow to enjoy the punishment.

He (my friend) probably does; me, not so much.  :P

/Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure my friend's a bottom so that probably wouldn't work anyway.
//wait, why am I thinking about this?



Is this a Steelers thing?
 
2013-01-13 02:56:44 PM  

eddievercetti: 4NSpy: seventypercent: Game day bucket go boom

After a game day bucket your colon go boom.

Now I see the blonde going to the toilet.

/Did I put that image in your heads? Good.


Toilet? Don't you just re-use the bucket?

/returned your serve.
 
2013-01-13 02:56:44 PM  
Taken 2: quite possibly the worst movie of the year.
 
2013-01-13 02:57:12 PM  

Brubold: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: That was bullcrap, they GOT THAT SNAP OFF.

At least they made sure to pwn all you whiners when they came back for the start of the 2nd half. Not only did they not get it off but it would have been a penalty if they did. No excuses Hawks fans.


If you take away a Seatle fan's whining then what do they have left?
 
2013-01-13 02:57:13 PM  
The kid in the VW commercial should have his mom teach him how to throw.
 
2013-01-13 02:57:31 PM  

knbber2: Taken 2: quite possibly the worst movie of the year.


It was bad, but I wouldn't say worst.

It helps that you shouldn't have any expectations going in.
 
2013-01-13 02:57:35 PM  

eddievercetti: 4NSpy: seventypercent: Game day bucket go boom

After a game day bucket your colon go boom.

Now I see the blonde going to the toilet.

/Did I put that image in your heads? Good.


I get way too much use for this image in these threads...

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-01-13 02:57:36 PM  
To calm down, I went out and walked the dog.
I come back to see the score is now 20-7.
If you'll excuse me, I gotta go walk him around the whole town now.
 
2013-01-13 02:57:37 PM  

knbber2: Taken 2: quite possibly the worst movie of the year.


Liam Neeson needs to be stopped. Maybe he has a load of tax debt like Nick Cage.
 
2013-01-13 02:57:57 PM  

Di Atribe: picodenico: Di Atribe: I POSTED ONE TO THE BOOK OF FACES YESTERDAY

Huh, I just noticed that because I was TOTALLY STALKING YOU.

Actually I didn't notice it at all yesterday....which is odd, because I try to check as much as I can.

I think it got grouped in with my daughter's "Michael Phelps of academics" post that I'd posted about an hour earlier, so it didn't end up with a lot of views because fb is stupid.


I was going to post something like "That's a shiatload of medals and a lot less hair" but it turns out that's FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
 
2013-01-13 02:58:00 PM  

becksellent: Di Atribe: because fb is stupid.

I could totally go into my whole "why I'm a Facebook hipster" rant, but it wouldn't be ironic enough.

/or something
//I fail at this hipster thing


Facebook is like trying to drink a sip of 'smart' from an overpressured firehose of 'stupid'
 
2013-01-13 02:58:06 PM  

noblehammer16: The kid in the VW commercial should have his mom teach him how to throw.


"Don't tell dad"

Car commercial crossover?
 
2013-01-13 02:58:33 PM  
I can't see Michael Turner without picturing this - oh LaMarr Woodley, if you'd been as good at football this year as you apparently are at pranking people...

/sigh
 
2013-01-13 02:58:55 PM  

becksellent: Bunny Deville: TD. Finally. Yay.

Speaking of the Book of Faces, I can be found there by searching for bunnydeville. I say this because football season is almost over, and I'm not around Fark much during the off season, and I'm gonna miss all of your bright and shining, um, typing.

Awww.  :)  Since we're talking about staying in touch after football season, I'll add my $.02 - I'm not really on Facebook much, but I do play Words With Friends some if you guys are into that.

/or even if you're not
//yeah, I know you all totally care so hard :P
///username TealTopaz, btw


I have a severe WWF addiction- something like 15 gamed going on at any given time. I missed a few days last week during the work stuff and had people call to see if I was ok.

Tony Gonzales! Football post!
 
2013-01-13 02:59:06 PM  

GRCooper: becksellent: Di Atribe: because fb is stupid.

I could totally go into my whole "why I'm a Facebook hipster" rant, but it wouldn't be ironic enough.

/or something
//I fail at this hipster thing

Facebook is like trying to drink a sip of 'smart' from an overpressured firehose of 'stupid'


I'm definitely a lot cooler ever since I deleted my facebook account.
 
2013-01-13 02:59:20 PM  

4NSpy: noblehammer16: The kid in the VW commercial should have his mom teach him how to throw.

"Don't tell dad"

Car commercial crossover?


Hey, to be fair, for most kids, learning to throw from your major league baseball playing dad is a good thing.

Unless he plays for the Royals.
 
2013-01-13 02:59:21 PM  

eddievercetti: 4NSpy: seventypercent: Game day bucket go boom

After a game day bucket your colon go boom.

Now I see the blonde going to the toilet.

/Did I put that image in your heads? Good.


The blonde previously appeared in a laxative commercial, so she is already a known defecator.
 
2013-01-13 02:59:24 PM  
Jaquizz is due for a fumble.
 
2013-01-13 02:59:59 PM  

eddievercetti: That sounds so wrong.


She won a lot of medals, dammit! And she had 'em all on like that one famous Phelps picture. SHE IS A CHAMPION, DAMMIT


picodenico: Ahhhhh that would be it. I think I saw that one, but it was late, and the Packers had lost so I was just like BLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH all over :P


I know, baby. I know. Shhhhhh..... no tears, only dreams now.


becksellent: I could totally go into my whole "why I'm a Facebook hipster" rant, but it wouldn't be ironic enough.


I'm in too deep!  Too many people that I don't see ANYWHERE else to not use it. But dammit, stop trying to "predict" what I want! Why can't they ask? Just be considerate? Ah, well. My hair was really long and now it's really short. That's the gist.
 
2013-01-13 03:00:02 PM  
JULIO!
 
2013-01-13 03:00:08 PM  
No Clemons, no chance.  Fark.
 
2013-01-13 03:00:14 PM  
Julio farking Jones! You are ridiculous!
 
2013-01-13 03:00:48 PM  

mikaloyd: Is this a Steelers thing?


Tebow or "punishment"?  :P  My friend doesn't care about football, like, at all, if that's what you mean.

/nah, really it's all good, we deserved that loss and he deserved that win
//iaintevenmad.jpg
 
2013-01-13 03:00:55 PM  

4NSpy: Jaquizz is due for a fumble.


MAKE IT SO.

/now would be a really good time for the Seahawks to make an interception
 
2013-01-13 03:01:26 PM  

4NSpy: noblehammer16: The kid in the VW commercial should have his mom teach him how to throw.

"Don't tell dad"

Car commercial crossover?


If it helps him throw better, yes.
 
2013-01-13 03:01:27 PM  
The DBs are playing so deep off, we're just giving them these 10-15 yard routes.
 
2013-01-13 03:01:40 PM  

Di Atribe: I'm in too deep!  Too many people that I don't see ANYWHERE else to not use it. But dammit, stop trying to "predict" what I want! Why can't they ask? Just be considerate? Ah, well. My hair was really long and now it's really short. That's the gist.


Like a pixie haircut or a crop?
 
2013-01-13 03:01:58 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: GRCooper: becksellent: Di Atribe: because fb is stupid.

I could totally go into my whole "why I'm a Facebook hipster" rant, but it wouldn't be ironic enough.

/or something
//I fail at this hipster thing

Facebook is like trying to drink a sip of 'smart' from an overpressured firehose of 'stupid'

I'm definitely a lot cooler ever since I deleted my facebook account.


I opened an account after I'd had and deleted one back in 2005. At first it was nice to reconnect with people I hadn't talked to in a while, but as more and more periphery people start requesting to be my friends and I get more "KILLER WORKOUT AT THE GYM BRAH" or "BARACK OBAMA IS EVIL" posts, I grow to hate it all over again.
 
2013-01-13 03:02:08 PM  
Whew, fortunate drop by Douglas.
 
2013-01-13 03:02:17 PM  
That catch would've been especially great considering the conversation
 
2013-01-13 03:02:39 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: hulk hogan meat shoes: GRCooper: becksellent: Di Atribe: because fb is stupid.

I could totally go into my whole "why I'm a Facebook hipster" rant, but it wouldn't be ironic enough.

/or something
//I fail at this hipster thing

Facebook is like trying to drink a sip of 'smart' from an overpressured firehose of 'stupid'

I'm definitely a lot cooler ever since I deleted my facebook account.

I opened an account after I'd had and deleted one back in 2005. At first it was nice to reconnect with people I hadn't talked to in a while, but as more and more periphery people start requesting to be my friends and I get more "KILLER WORKOUT AT THE GYM BRAH" or "BARACK OBAMA IS EVIL" posts, I grow to hate it all over again.


Facebook is the problem, you need better friends.
 
2013-01-13 03:02:47 PM  
Julio Jenny Jones to the 1st down.
 
2013-01-13 03:02:57 PM  

Di Atribe: I know, baby. I know. Shhhhhh..... no tears, only dreams now.


Heh, I knew it would be difficult to win, but I figured we would've at least brought some sort of defensive scheme into the game. We didn't, at all.
 
2013-01-13 03:03:03 PM  
First down. Atlanta marches on Sherman.
 
2013-01-13 03:03:15 PM  
Just thought of a good nickname for Jones. "The Draft"
 
2013-01-13 03:03:25 PM  

eddievercetti: Julio Jenny Jones to the 1st down.


If Seattle would cover Jones and Gonzalez, I'm not sure who Matty Ice throws to. White, I guess.
 
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