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(ESPN)   Will the Seahawks be the next team that beats Atlanta in the playoffs by 20+? Before answering, bear in mind that one of their cornerbacks is named Sherman. It's your Sunday ATL-SEA Divisional Playoff Thread at 1 PM EST on FOX   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 2504
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2013-01-13 02:39:21 PM  
Jeez, is Kaepernick's dad Corporal Klinger?
 
2013-01-13 02:39:47 PM  
I don't care what Kaepernick looks like, he and the Niners are gonna be the only thing left to save us from Atlanta in a Superdome Superbowl.
 
2013-01-13 02:39:47 PM  
Kaepernick looks like he skateboarded to this interview.
 
2013-01-13 02:40:09 PM  
Look, Kaepernick thinks he's Rickie Fowler.
 
2013-01-13 02:40:16 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Wow. Did not expect this beatdown.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-13 02:40:20 PM  

eddievercetti: becksellent: Hmm.  Colin Kaepernick is pretty cute.

How about you two go on a double date with atex and Matty Ice?


That could work.  Whaddaya say, atex?  Then we can switch off after a while if we get bored...

/...wait, what?
//I'm a horrible person
 
2013-01-13 02:40:23 PM  
That was an odd interview.....poorly edited?
 
2013-01-13 02:40:51 PM  

robsul82: I don't care what Kaepernick looks like, he and the Niners are gonna be the only thing left to save us from Atlanta in a Superdome Superbowl.


Really looking forward to the cold weather, outdoor Super Bowl next year.
 
2013-01-13 02:41:02 PM  
That interview was like 1 minute, and probably pretaped
 
2013-01-13 02:41:07 PM  

becksellent: becksellent: Hmm.  Colin Kaepernick is pretty cute.

Or at least I thought so until I saw this comment.

4NSpy: Kaepernick needs to shave his chin pubes.

*shudder*


I liked what another farker (apologies for not remembering who) said- he looks and acts like that guy in college that plays hackeysack and smokes weed all day. He just happens to have a laser-rocket arm and can run pretty fast.
 
2013-01-13 02:41:18 PM  

picodenico: Di Atribe: In other news, I cut off all my hair so my face looks a little different now.

PICS NOW


I POSTED ONE TO THE BOOK OF FACES YESTERDAY

If:

4NSpy: Kaepernick needs to shave his chin pubes.


Then:
 

becksellent: Hmm.  Colin Kaepernick is pretty cute.


 
2013-01-13 02:41:31 PM  
Meanwhile, Brian Urlacher is selling COX. Sad days indeed.
 
2013-01-13 02:42:03 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.


Anybody would in a 49er hat
 
2013-01-13 02:42:12 PM  

Di Atribe: Yeah, it was 70 on Friday, so I'm not TOO angry about it. ;)


Good :)
 
2013-01-13 02:42:15 PM  

eddievercetti: Meanwhile, Brian Urlacher is selling COX. Sad days indeed.


I think Urlacher should retire and open a chain of steakhouses. You know, the Chicago way.
 
2013-01-13 02:42:17 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: robsul82: I don't care what Kaepernick looks like, he and the Niners are gonna be the only thing left to save us from Atlanta in a Superdome Superbowl.

Really looking forward to the cold weather, outdoor Super Bowl next year.


SNOW BOWL!!!!!
 
2013-01-13 02:42:35 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: [www.gq.com image 409x516]

Hi, I'm Tim Tebow. A few years back, I appeared a commercial with a pro life message. I would like to follow that up by reaffirming my support for a ban on all abortions. After all, no one wants to see a first half like we just saw from the Seahawks. If Tebow's Law were passed, Pete Carroll, Richard Sherman, and Russell Wilson would all be in prison for their role in the abortion you just saw.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go apologize to God for jacking off while watching the Broncos lose.


*snerk*  Awesome.

/this morning my "gay boyfriend" started talking about how hot Tim Tebow was.  I told him if he ever got the chance to hook up, he'd have to punish him severely for that playoff game.  :P
 
2013-01-13 02:42:57 PM  

mikaloyd: Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.

Anybody would in a 49er Raiderhat


Fixed.
 
2013-01-13 02:43:18 PM  

eddievercetti: Meanwhile, Brian Urlacher is selling COX. Sad days indeed.


its a step up from sucking them, career wise
 
2013-01-13 02:43:46 PM  

neuroflare: I want to choke that dude in the Toyota commercials. Badly.


Well... I want you to do it successfully and thoroughly... not badly.
 
2013-01-13 02:43:50 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: mikaloyd: Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.

Anybody would in a 49er Raiderhat

Fixed.


I thought it was a bay-area sportswear in general that caused it.
 
2013-01-13 02:43:51 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: eddievercetti: Meanwhile, Brian Urlacher is selling COX. Sad days indeed.

its a step up from sucking them, career wise


You'd probably meet nicer people sucking dick for a living.
 
2013-01-13 02:44:06 PM  

becksellent: he'd have to punish him severely for that playoff game. :P



"going in dry?"
 
2013-01-13 02:44:15 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: neuroflare: RINO: Okay, what am I missing? I happened to glance up and it looked to me like Seattle got that last snap off in time.

I thought so as well.

They did, but the fix is in.


Mike Pereira @MikePereira
Correction: They weren't set & that creates a false start which would have been a :10 runoff. Illegal formation does not create a :10 runoff

No fix, just not set for a snap.
 
2013-01-13 02:44:33 PM  
Di Atribe:
If:

4NSpy: Kaepernick needs to shave his chin pubes.

Then:
 becksellent: Hmm.  Colin Kaepernick is pretty cute.


That works.  I admire your logic, Di.

/hai!  :)
 
2013-01-13 02:45:03 PM  
That replay shows that it doesn't look like they got it off. Seattle pwned.
 
2013-01-13 02:45:10 PM  
Those guys clearly read Fark.
 
2013-01-13 02:45:10 PM  
More things need to be non-reviewable.
 
2013-01-13 02:45:13 PM  

neuroflare: hulk hogan meat shoes: mikaloyd: Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.

Anybody would in a 49er Raiderhat

Fixed.

I thought it was a bay-area sportswear in general that caused it.


Sharks hats just make people look sad
 
2013-01-13 02:45:13 PM  
PP&K. This calls for this obligatory image:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-13 02:45:30 PM  
only took them 30 minutes to show us the replay.
 
2013-01-13 02:45:37 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: mikaloyd: noblehammer16: I'm saying the Pats and Houston are more East combined than Seattle and Atlanta. So it would make sense to me for the Pats game to start sooner since Seattle is a West Coast team while the others are not.

Well there ya go then. That probably makes real good sense somehow somewhere.

Tom Brady : Prime Time
Matty Ice : Afternoon Game


Yeah, that's what I figured. DAMN YOU BRADY!!!
 
2013-01-13 02:45:55 PM  
Fox reassures us that their own game clock says Seattle did not get the play off in time
 
2013-01-13 02:46:07 PM  

rickythepenguin: becksellent: he'd have to punish him severely for that playoff game. :P


"going in dry?"


I think he was probably imagining spanking and such, but I guess that's a possibility too.

/I didn't ask for specifics - we were eating breakfast at the time, you know?  :P
 
2013-01-13 02:46:15 PM  

mikaloyd: neuroflare: hulk hogan meat shoes: mikaloyd: Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.

Anybody would in a 49er Raiderhat

Fixed.

I thought it was a bay-area sportswear in general that caused it.

Sharks hats just make people look sad


No u.

/slinks away
 
2013-01-13 02:46:26 PM  

Di Atribe: I POSTED ONE TO THE BOOK OF FACES YESTERDAY


Huh, I just noticed that because I was TOTALLY STALKING YOU.

Actually I didn't notice it at all yesterday....which is odd, because I try to check as much as I can.
 
2013-01-13 02:46:26 PM  
So not only did the NFL conspire to make it so that Seattle didn't get the snap off, they also made it so that Seattle wasn't set? The fix is in.
 
2013-01-13 02:46:55 PM  
OK, I figured that was likely. They weren't set anyway, illegal snap, ten-yard runoff, halftime.

Wilson should've thrown it away, taken the intentional grounding. Ten-second runoff, but that still leaves a few seconds on the clock and they can get set for the snap while the officials prepare the ball.
 
2013-01-13 02:46:59 PM  

mikaloyd: neuroflare: hulk hogan meat shoes: mikaloyd: Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.

Anybody would in a 49er Raiderhat

Fixed.

I thought it was a bay-area sportswear in general that caused it.

Sharks hats just make people look sad


Weren't the Sharks good for a while? I mean, as good as you can be without ever going to a Stanley Cup finals.
 
2013-01-13 02:47:00 PM  

VvonderJesus: Fox reassures us that their own game clock says Seattle did not get the play off in time


And by "their own" you mean "the official"
 
2013-01-13 02:47:03 PM  

becksellent: /hai! :)


HI!

4NSpy: Kaepernick looks like he skateboarded to this interview.


This gave me a severe case of the giggles
 
2013-01-13 02:47:09 PM  

becksellent: rickythepenguin: becksellent: he'd have to punish him severely for that playoff game. :P


"going in dry?"

I think he was probably imagining spanking and such, but I guess that's a possibility too.

/I didn't ask for specifics - we were eating breakfast at the time, you know?  :P


Depends on whether you want Tebow to enjoy the punishment.
 
2013-01-13 02:47:15 PM  
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2013-01-13 02:47:30 PM  

you are a puppet: So not only did the NFL conspire to make it so that Seattle didn't get the snap off, they also made it so that Seattle wasn't set? The fix is in.


LOL - now how many Seahawks fans are going to run with this story line?
 
2013-01-13 02:48:12 PM  

you are a puppet: So not only did the NFL conspire to make it so that Seattle didn't get the snap off, they also made it so that Seattle wasn't set? The fix is in.


DAMN YOU GOODELL!!!!!
 
2013-01-13 02:48:16 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: mikaloyd: neuroflare: hulk hogan meat shoes: mikaloyd: Popcorn Johnny: Kaepernick looks like such a farking toolbag.

Anybody would in a 49er Raiderhat

Fixed.

I thought it was a bay-area sportswear in general that caused it.

Sharks hats just make people look sad

Weren't the Sharks good for a while? I mean, as good as you can be without ever going to a Stanley Cup finals.


Yes they were
 
2013-01-13 02:48:17 PM  
I guess belick & Dilfer aren't close based on his diss during the PP&K
 
2013-01-13 02:48:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-13 02:48:38 PM  

Girl On Couch: you are a puppet: So not only did the NFL conspire to make it so that Seattle didn't get the snap off, they also made it so that Seattle wasn't set? The fix is in.

LOL - now how many Seahawks fans are going to run with this story line?


Seahawks fans still haven't gotten over Super Bowl XL.
 
2013-01-13 02:49:10 PM  
3rd and 1, Lynch back on the sideline.

Well, at least they got it this time.
 
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