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(ESPN)   Will the Seahawks be the next team that beats Atlanta in the playoffs by 20+? Before answering, bear in mind that one of their cornerbacks is named Sherman. It's your Sunday ATL-SEA Divisional Playoff Thread at 1 PM EST on FOX   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 2504
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2013-01-13 02:17:20 PM

VvonderJesus: The extra point is such a formality that I'm surprised the networks aren't trying to squeeze in 30 more seconds of commercial time during it.


didn't peter king get the stat of in the last 10 years, PATs had a 98% (or some shiat) completion rate?
 
2013-01-13 02:17:24 PM

ox45tallboy: hulk hogan meat shoes: I really hate dome games.

Ever notice that domes are mostly in the warm-weather places like Atlanta, Dallas, and Arizona, whereas the open stadiums are in places no normal person wants to be outdoors in January like Green Bay, Chicago, and Boston?


The "better" weather dome locations are mainly because those places usually host bowl games, an occasional superbowl and some other large sporting events. Atlanta and Dallas have decent weather but they wouldnt be hosting super bowls without a dome. i know when the Georgia Dome was built the reason they built a dome was more for the other events than for the Falcons.
 
2013-01-13 02:17:27 PM

eddievercetti: And where were you yesterday? We needed more wit and snark.


Ohmigawd, I spent yesterday running back & forth between the house & my daughter's competition. I saw most of the BAL/DEN game, listened to the OTs on the radio & then saw the end at the bar. Then I watched the late game at the bar. Lots of 49ers fans in there, so it was jolly. I was thinking of you guys the whole time though, I swear. Making the jokes in my head & knowing you all would've mocked me for them. Ah, good times.

picodenico: That rhymed. I'm clever.


You are terribly clever. Hi pico! :)

Incorrigible Astronaut: Hey Di! How's the great state of DFW?


Cold & windy! Blah. But otherwise quite spiffy! How's outer space?

Ooooh great catch by Roddy White! Very nice.
 
2013-01-13 02:17:32 PM
that camera man must have some will power to have moved the shot away from that cheerleader's ass
 
2013-01-13 02:18:04 PM

rickythepenguin: [a.espncdn.com image 600x400]
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 350x263]

rickythepenguin: He's the Bubb Rubb lookalike, yes?


Hide ya kids, hide ya wife
 
2013-01-13 02:18:13 PM

robsul82: Okay, Seattle...get a TD before the half or you're smoked.


I wonder if smoked Seahawk would be any good? Are those birds even edible?
 
2013-01-13 02:18:20 PM
I'm still waiting for Die Hard 12: Die Hungry.
 
2013-01-13 02:18:21 PM
It would take a collapse of almost Norvian magnitude to change this game.
 
2013-01-13 02:18:25 PM
I hate WR screens.
 
2013-01-13 02:18:25 PM
Wow. Did not expect this beatdown.

I did expect the brain dead announcers to go back to their old reliable talking point about west coast teams coming east. Which can make a little sense in baseball and football regular season games. But this is football - guys, if a four hour flight on a charter with first class oversize leather seats, your personal chef, dietician, and masseuse waiting at the end are too much to overcome... Well, then I suggest you'd never make it in the real world.
 
2013-01-13 02:18:34 PM

machoprogrammer: Lol at Sherman giving the golf clap and talking shiat. Dude, you guys are getting destroyed. What a dumbfark


Maybe he will talk shiat to another offensive lineman, get smashed in the face, and slowly back away like a biatch....again.
 
2013-01-13 02:18:36 PM
991.com
 
2013-01-13 02:18:36 PM
haha headline is funny because its the opposite haha
 
2013-01-13 02:18:40 PM

VvonderJesus: The extra point is such a formality that I'm surprised the networks aren't trying to squeeze in 30 more seconds of commercial time during it.


Shhhhhh!!!! Quit giving them ideas or else they'll relegate it to a window on the screen while plugging away the New Season Of American Idol!
 
2013-01-13 02:18:45 PM

redomega: Shermanfreude - [shur-muh-n-froi-duh] noun
satisfaction or pleasure felt at Sherman's misfortune and asshattery.


live by the troll ...
 
2013-01-13 02:18:46 PM

redomega: Shermanfreude - [shur-muh-n-froi-duh] noun
satisfaction or pleasure felt at Sherman's misfortune and asshattery.



that is brilliant.is that yours or did you see it elsewhere?>
 
2013-01-13 02:19:00 PM
Oh, the Seattle lineman can't hear because of crowd noise. That's a shame.
 
2013-01-13 02:19:08 PM

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: And where were you yesterday? We needed more wit and snark.

Ohmigawd, I spent yesterday running back & forth between the house & my daughter's competition. I saw most of the BAL/DEN game, listened to the OTs on the radio & then saw the end at the bar. Then I watched the late game at the bar. Lots of 49ers fans in there, so it was jolly. I was thinking of you guys the whole time though, I swear. Making the jokes in my head & knowing you all would've mocked me for them. Ah, good times.

picodenico: That rhymed. I'm clever.

You are terribly clever. Hi pico! :)

Incorrigible Astronaut: Hey Di! How's the great state of DFW?

Cold & windy! Blah. But otherwise quite spiffy! How's outer space?

Ooooh great catch by Roddy White! Very nice.


Ha, this is my second day at home in MKE in a month, so it sort of feels like outer space.
 
2013-01-13 02:19:15 PM
Seahawks are having trouble hearing on offense? Too loud for your guys??????

/awww....
//*sniff*
 
2013-01-13 02:19:16 PM
SF vs ATL has SF -1.
 
2013-01-13 02:19:20 PM

nvmac: robsul82: Okay, Seattle...get a TD before the half or you're smoked.

I wonder if smoked Seahawk would be any good? Are those birds even edible?


Truth is there is no such animal. An osprey is the closest thing you could call a Seahawk.
 
2013-01-13 02:19:23 PM
Seahawks having trouble communicating because of noise in a dome?

Delicious irony!
 
2013-01-13 02:19:25 PM

ox45tallboy: VvonderJesus: The extra point is such a formality that I'm surprised the networks aren't trying to squeeze in 30 more seconds of commercial time during it.

Shhhhhh!!!! Quit giving them ideas or else they'll relegate it to a window on the screen while plugging away the New Season Of American Idol!


Nicki Minaj frightens me.
 
2013-01-13 02:19:41 PM
Thank goodness for the sideline reporter.
 
2013-01-13 02:20:08 PM

mikaloyd: noblehammer16: mikaloyd: noblehammer16: I would like to know why Seattle/Atlanta are playing at 1 and the Pats/Texans are at 4? NFL logic?

I dont even know why this is a problem?

Pats/Texans are more eastern than Seattle/Atl

So you are saying that the Eastern Time Zone game should start ealier tha the other Eastern Time Zone game?


The schedule is decided long before they know who's in the playoffs
 
2013-01-13 02:20:09 PM

Raider_dad: Thank goodness for the sideline reporter.


And thank goodness it's not Goose today.
 
2013-01-13 02:20:28 PM

SnarfVader: nvmac: robsul82: Okay, Seattle...get a TD before the half or you're smoked.

I wonder if smoked Seahawk would be any good? Are those birds even edible?

Truth is there is no such animal. An osprey is the closest thing you could call a Seahawk.


Only no one is sure how to pronounce it, so Seahawks it is.
 
2013-01-13 02:20:33 PM

SnarfVader: Truth is there is no such animal. An osprey is the closest thing you could call a Seahawk.


They are sometimes referred to as sea hawks.
 
2013-01-13 02:20:46 PM
So, the Croods.

Completely atrocious dreck or better than the commercials are making it look?
 
2013-01-13 02:20:54 PM

Foaming: It would take a collapse of almost Norvian magnitude to change this game.



Well, even Norv's highest observed Norvnova was a 6.5.  A level 8 Norvnova (colloquially, a "superNorvnova") has been theorized but never observed in nature.
 
2013-01-13 02:21:02 PM
Can someone use special effects to retcon Alex Smith out of that Visa ad?
 
2013-01-13 02:21:13 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: libranoelrose: Gonna miss this game. Be back for game 2.

Bring back some wings. And a pizza. And beer. And a midget.


10-4
 
2013-01-13 02:21:14 PM
What was the line on this one? Vegas has to be taking a major beating after these first three games.
 
2013-01-13 02:21:49 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: So, the Croods.

Completely atrocious dreck or better than the commercials are making it look?


It will no doubt be nominated for a best animated feature oscar because they seem to nominate every animated movie released in a year for an oscar.
 
2013-01-13 02:21:50 PM

zamboni: hulk hogan meat shoes: Britney Spear's Speculum: CodeMonkey4Life: southerners are more willing to subsidize billionaires so they have more elaborate stadiums

You make a good point.

Aren't most southern billionaires the descendants of plantation owning slave holders?

Don't know. Perhaps you could provide a cite on that.


Yeah! I'm a descendant, and I'm farking broke!
 
2013-01-13 02:21:53 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: ox45tallboy: VvonderJesus: The extra point is such a formality that I'm surprised the networks aren't trying to squeeze in 30 more seconds of commercial time during it.

Shhhhhh!!!! Quit giving them ideas or else they'll relegate it to a window on the screen while plugging away the New Season Of American Idol!

Nicki Minaj frightens me.


Show us on the doll where the tranny touched you.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:04 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: What was the line on this one? Vegas has to be taking a major beating after these first three games.


Falcs by 3.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:10 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: What was the line on this one? Vegas has to be taking a major beating after these first three games.


ATL -1 early, moved to -2.5 or -3
 
2013-01-13 02:22:12 PM
I know you guys daggered this game, but the Seahawks are trolly little assholes and I wouldn't count them out in the first half. Please don't get me wrong, I want them to lose 73-1, but I have learned not to assume their goose was cooked until it really became impossible time-wise to score enough to get back in the lead.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:16 PM

SnarfVader: nvmac: robsul82: Okay, Seattle...get a TD before the half or you're smoked.

I wonder if smoked Seahawk would be any good? Are those birds even edible?

Truth is there is no such animal. An osprey is the closest thing you could call a Seahawk.


upload.wikimedia.org


Perfect for certain applications, but way underutilized and millions and millions over budget? Not to mention really kooky looking?

I guess so.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:19 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: So, the Croods.

Completely atrocious dreck or better than the commercials are making it look?


Dreamworks hits a homerun every now and then but every homerun comes with 3 crappy sequels.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:26 PM

rickythepenguin: redomega: Shermanfreude - [shur-muh-n-froi-duh] noun
satisfaction or pleasure felt at Sherman's misfortune and asshattery.

that is brilliant.is that yours or did you see it elsewhere?>


Mine thanks...
 
2013-01-13 02:22:30 PM
/I still remember how to do the dirty bird
//I just might break it out
///I just had to add the third set
 
2013-01-13 02:22:35 PM

JohnBigBootay: Wow. Did not expect this beatdown.

I did expect the brain dead announcers to go back to their old reliable talking point about west coast teams coming east. Which can make a little sense in baseball and football regular season games. But this is football - guys, if a four hour flight on a charter with first class oversize leather seats, your personal chef, dietician, and masseuse waiting at the end are too much to overcome... Well, then I suggest you'd never make it in the real world.


Plus, it's not like Seattle didn't just come east last week and win a playoff game. Though they were playing a team with Robert Griffin 1/3.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:36 PM
Tony Gonzalez.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:37 PM
Steven Gilliand pronounces "Djbouti" admirably for a five year-old
 
2013-01-13 02:22:54 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: ox45tallboy: VvonderJesus: The extra point is such a formality that I'm surprised the networks aren't trying to squeeze in 30 more seconds of commercial time during it.

Shhhhhh!!!! Quit giving them ideas or else they'll relegate it to a window on the screen while plugging away the New Season Of American Idol!

Nicki Minaj frightens me.


I don't watch the show, so I am not frightened.
 
2013-01-13 02:23:00 PM

Di Atribe: You are terribly clever. Hi pico! :)


Hope your cold is just "Texas cold' and not 'Wisconsin cold' :)

We got nailed with .5" of ice yesterday, after a few days of melting snow. It feels like March. I want more blizzards, dammit!
 
2013-01-13 02:23:03 PM

ox45tallboy: SnarfVader: nvmac: robsul82: Okay, Seattle...get a TD before the half or you're smoked.

I wonder if smoked Seahawk would be any good? Are those birds even edible?

Truth is there is no such animal. An osprey is the closest thing you could call a Seahawk.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x225]

Perfect for certain applications, but way underutilized and millions and millions over budget? Not to mention really kooky looking?

I guess so.


American ingenuity at its best...
 
2013-01-13 02:23:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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