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(South China Morning Post)   She's rich, hot, and single. Yea, right ...dream on boys   (scmp.com) divider line 120
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2013-01-13 08:52:15 AM
"Fake a new identity and get a low-key job," suggested another Weibo user. "Then you will find true love."

That might work. If nothing else, it could serve as the premise of a wacky romantic comedy.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:53 AM
I got a little yellow fever, and I like money. Lady we can fix this!
 
2013-01-13 09:15:15 AM
This woman is single only because she wants to be...she doesn't have a boyfriend, she didn't say she doesn't have about a dozen lovers spread out around HK. She's rich, she doesn't need to settle down, but she does have to say the things her father wants to hear...
 
2013-01-13 09:48:44 AM
If she's into overweight, balding, underemployed southern Americans I know just the guy for her.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-13 10:35:01 AM
If she's into overweight, balding, employed northern Americans I know just the guy for her.
 
2013-01-13 10:40:10 AM

Krymson Tyde: If she's into overweight, balding, underemployed southern Americans I know just the guy for her.


And his name is doglover.
 
2013-01-13 10:44:09 AM

ZAZ: If she's into overweight, balding, employed northern Americans I know just the guy for her.


And his name is R.A.Danny
 
2013-01-13 10:47:50 AM
She's just going to settle for the doorman son of a fisherman and crash on some island down the road any ways.
 
2013-01-13 11:01:00 AM

St_Francis_P: "Fake a new identity and get a low-key job," suggested another Weibo user. "Then you will find true love."

That might work. If nothing else, it could serve as the premise of a wacky romantic comedy.


She'll just end up meeting some riffraff, street rat.
 
2013-01-13 11:02:23 AM
If she's into quiet, hairy Texans I know just the guy for her.
 
2013-01-13 11:06:41 AM

Cuchulane: St_Francis_P: "Fake a new identity and get a low-key job," suggested another Weibo user. "Then you will find true love."

That might work. If nothing else, it could serve as the premise of a wacky romantic comedy.

She'll just end up meeting some riffraff, street rat.


But they'll go to her "favorite" restaurant, where everybody knows her, and treats her like a queen. He'll think she takes all her guys there, and gets so jealous they break up. What he doesn't know is she owns the restaurant! And the city block it's on.
 
2013-01-13 11:10:27 AM
If she's into acne and basements, I know just the Farker for her.
 
2013-01-13 11:14:01 AM
I'd Zong it.
 
2013-01-13 11:47:53 AM
Disown your father. Throw out all of your possessions. Give all of your assets to charity.
Get a crappy low paying job and move in with 4 roommates.
And then start dating again.

TADA
no one will be interested in your money or your material things.
TADA

Problem solved.

/rich people problems
 
2013-01-13 11:50:57 AM
Zong want dong.
 
2013-01-13 11:57:53 AM
Rich, hot, single?

Evidence points to "crazy".
 
2013-01-13 12:03:13 PM

Ed Finnerty: Zong want dong.


U Fuli'n' yosef.
 
2013-01-13 12:03:40 PM
www.5thavenuecinema.org

Feels her pain
 
2013-01-13 12:09:21 PM
Might I recommend the ten foiled hats dating service. (Nominal fee; may resemble an episode of Frasier. Or perhaps a train wreck.)
 
2013-01-13 12:09:36 PM
What many people do not have the understanding of me is that the father of me is also the millionaire although not the billionaire like this individual upon which has the mention in the article.  I do not think the boys I do the sleeping with are after the money of me however because I do not tell them about this or do the long enough dating of them to know and also make sure they do all of the buying of the dinner and the other things doing the buying of me because if you have the luxury of the sexing with me then you should do the payment plans.

You are welcome.
 
2013-01-13 12:10:35 PM

gameshowhost: If she's into acne and basements, I know just the Farker for her.


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 12:11:20 PM
Wahaha!
 
2013-01-13 12:12:32 PM

Wolf892: This woman is single only because she wants to be...she doesn't have a boyfriend, she didn't say she doesn't have about a dozen lovers spread out around HK. She's rich, she doesn't need to settle down, but she does have to say the things her father wants to hear...


Done in (...counting...) three
 
2013-01-13 12:13:37 PM
You bring me egg roll, I ruv you rong time.

/ok, a billion egg rolls
 
2013-01-13 12:14:16 PM
The one thing ive found all rich girls have in common: they're insufferable. fark off, ya stuck up princess.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-13 12:14:48 PM
ten foiled hats: Might I recommend the ten foiled hats dating service.

There was a guy at MIT who set up a student date finding service and got a lot of girls to sign up before people caught on that he was only using the service to find girls for himself. The guy was about 35 at the time. (Link)
 
2013-01-13 12:14:53 PM
"It turns out all of them just want to do business."

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more...
 
2013-01-13 12:15:24 PM
giaitri.tinmoi.vn

I'll pass. A little too much mongoloid for my tastes
 
2013-01-13 12:17:11 PM
Whatever a traditional Chinese marriage entails, I doubt she's interested. She should look for an aspiring politician who appreciates the money.
 
2013-01-13 12:18:15 PM

meow said the dog: What many people do not have the understanding of me is that the father of me is also the millionaire although not the billionaire like this individual upon which has the mention in the article.  I do not think the boys I do the sleeping with are after the money of me however because I do not tell them about this or do the long enough dating of them to know and also make sure they do all of the buying of the dinner and the other things doing the buying of me because if you have the luxury of the sexing with me then you should do the payment plans.

You are welcome.


I like the sound of this payment plan. When the inevitable boredom sets in, I can stop making payments and someone shows up with a tow-truck?
 
2013-01-13 12:18:37 PM
I feel stupid. Please laugh at me. I thought it was a one-child rule in China. She has a younger brother. Also, she had an older brother who died. Is it because they're billionaires? Or maybe I dreamed this whole thing up.
 
2013-01-13 12:18:43 PM
Meanwhile, the number of strange mounds of dirt in their backyard continues to grow.
 
2013-01-13 12:18:51 PM

Cuchulane: St_Francis_P: "Fake a new identity and get a low-key job," suggested another Weibo user. "Then you will find true love."

That might work. If nothing else, it could serve as the premise of a wacky romantic comedy.

She'll just end up meeting some riffraff, street rat.


I don't buy that.
 
2013-01-13 12:20:00 PM
Women are nature's welfare recipients. In her mind, she already has more money than she can spend, so what's the point of leeching? Good for her!
 
2013-01-13 12:20:04 PM

merkinpeeble: I like the sound of this payment plan. When the inevitable boredom sets in, I can stop making payments and someone shows up with a tow-truck?


No I do not wish for riding in tow trucks because much like the woman of this article I am not the obese person.
 
2013-01-13 12:21:26 PM
Whoa, cut and paste lyics did not retain format.
 
2013-01-13 12:21:31 PM

Frankenstorm: I feel stupid. Please laugh at me. I thought it was a one-child rule in China. She has a younger brother. Also, she had an older brother who died. Is it because they're billionaires? Or maybe I dreamed this whole thing up.


You could always buy exceptions for additional kids. Maybe it was pay a fine.
LOL
communism? LOL
pretty sure that there has never been a real one.
 
2013-01-13 12:22:17 PM
I had a friend who dated her and found her quite kinky.

He's afraid to drink Coke to this day.
 
2013-01-13 12:22:40 PM

trappedspirit: [giaitri.tinmoi.vn image 760x500]

I'll pass. A little too much mongoloid for my tastes


But she's happier than you and me.
 
2013-01-13 12:22:48 PM
Looking at her father I'm speculating that the life expectancy of any boyfriends who answer any of his questions incorrectly would be very short indeed.
Word gets around.
 
2013-01-13 12:23:13 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Meanwhile, the number of strange mounds of dirt in their backyard continues to grow.


LAWL
 
2013-01-13 12:23:44 PM

Frankenstorm: I feel stupid. Please laugh at me. I thought it was a one-child rule in China. She has a younger brother. Also, she had an older brother who died. Is it because they're billionaires? Or maybe I dreamed this whole thing up.


No.  I am guessing perhaps you were one upon which had the education in the United States of the Americas with the consideration of the reading comprehension of you.

Zong Fuli, the only daughter and heiress of beverage tycoon and billionaire Zong Qinghou.

Liu Yonghao, president of Chengdu-based conglomerate New Hope Group, named his daughter as his successor because of the relatively young age of his son.

Yang Huiyan, daughter of Country Garden Holdings' co-founder Yeung Kwok-keung, has attended her father's board meetings since the age of 13. She was chosen after her older brother died prematurely.
 
2013-01-13 12:24:50 PM

trappedspirit: I'll pass. A little too much mongoloid for my tastes


And is it sideways but the crosseyed look is a clue.,
 
2013-01-13 12:25:15 PM
Where did I put my tiny, tiny violin?
 
2013-01-13 12:26:48 PM

Krymson Tyde: If she's into overweight, balding, underemployed southern Americans I know just the guy for her.


But I'm gay, so why would I care?
 
2013-01-13 12:26:53 PM
I wonder if she likes fish.
 
2013-01-13 12:27:29 PM

Molavian: Cuchulane: St_Francis_P: "Fake a new identity and get a low-key job," suggested another Weibo user. "Then you will find true love."

That might work. If nothing else, it could serve as the premise of a wacky romantic comedy.

She'll just end up meeting some riffraff, street rat.

I don't buy that.


If only they'd look closer...
 
2013-01-13 12:27:49 PM

St_Francis_P: "Fake a new identity and get a low-key job," suggested another Weibo user. "Then you will find true love."

That might work. If nothing else, it could serve as the premise of a wacky romantic comedy.


/Oblig
 
2013-01-13 12:28:30 PM
Why not just make sure any daters know you have to sign pre-nup? Do they not have them in China? And I am sure the one child only applies to the poor and not the super wealthy like everything else.
 
2013-01-13 12:30:01 PM

InitialCommentGuy: I had a friend who dated her and found her quite kinky.

He's afraid to drink Coke to this day.


That's a story I'd like to read.
 
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