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(Buzzfeed)   Forty-two moments from The Maury Povich Show that cement its status as the greatest trainwreck of all time   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 38
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2013-01-13 11:08:31 AM
Even if this doesn't go green I thank you subby for providing an epic array of small gifs to litter around fark threads for years to come!

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2013-01-13 12:05:23 PM
Sorry, but Maury doesn't compare to the wonder of the Richard Bey Show or the greatness that is Jerry Springer.
 
2013-01-13 01:44:44 PM
Forty-two moments from The Maury Povich Show that cement its status as the greatest trainwreck of all time or so GIFs I just saved to my computer

FTFM subby
 
2013-01-13 01:45:04 PM
As a former county child support attorney I am unable to look away from Maury. The paternity stuff is just comedy gold every time.
 
2013-01-13 01:45:57 PM

BumpInTheNight: Even if this doesn't go green I thank you subby for providing an epic array of small gifs to litter around fark threads for years to come!


Damn right. Fb-....
 
2013-01-13 01:46:38 PM
Uh, bump. what was that about "small gifs"?

/My funny was ruined, ruined I tell you!
 
2013-01-13 01:54:48 PM
 
2013-01-13 02:16:34 PM

Anderson's Pooper: As a former county child support attorney I am unable to look away from Maury. The paternity stuff is just comedy gold every time.


Who doesn't love a good "Not The Father" dance?

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2013-01-13 02:20:51 PM
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2013-01-13 02:23:20 PM
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2013-01-13 02:28:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Who doesn't love a good "Not The Father" dance?


My best story involved a young man whose girlfriend cheated on him with his father. He didn't know if he had a son or a brother. We left all 4 of them in a small room while waiting for our phlebotomist to get there. We couldn't use a swab because of the genetic closeness of the potential fathers. All 3 adults sat and stared at the floor for 45 minutes and didn't say a word. The tension was very entertaining. He was very relieved to have a brother when the results came back.
 
2013-01-13 02:42:12 PM
That blog is a trainwreck.
 
2013-01-13 02:46:48 PM
I remember his show wasn't always this way, he made a specific choice to take it in this direction.

I'm pretty sure that's why Connie Chung divorced him. I mean, wouldn't you?
 
2013-01-13 03:03:46 PM

born_yesterday: I remember his show wasn't always this way, he made a specific choice to take it in this direction.

I'm pretty sure that's why Connie Chung divorced him. I mean, wouldn't you?


You're confusing Maury's show with Springer's. Springer tried to be legit, then had to go in the trash direction because the ratings weren't there. Maury followed suit.

That said, Connie and Maury are still together, and when they got married, Maury was anchoring A Current Affair for God's sake.
 
2013-01-13 03:10:02 PM
All those 2 second animate gifs made me stabby
 
2013-01-13 03:10:56 PM

MattyFridays: born_yesterday: I remember his show wasn't always this way, he made a specific choice to take it in this direction.

I'm pretty sure that's why Connie Chung divorced him. I mean, wouldn't you?

You're confusing Maury's show with Springer's. Springer tried to be legit, then had to go in the trash direction because the ratings weren't there. Maury followed suit.

That said, Connie and Maury are still together, and when they got married, Maury was anchoring A Current Affair for God's sake.


And his father's name was Shirley, and that's got to count for some trauma.
 
2013-01-13 03:13:01 PM

MattyFridays: born_yesterday: I remember his show wasn't always this way, he made a specific choice to take it in this direction.

I'm pretty sure that's why Connie Chung divorced him. I mean, wouldn't you?

You're confusing Maury's show with Springer's. Springer tried to be legit, then had to go in the trash direction because the ratings weren't there. Maury followed suit.

That said, Connie and Maury are still together, and when they got married, Maury was anchoring A Current Affair for God's sake.


OK, I was drastically misinformed. I guess that's why he's still always answering the phone.
 
2013-01-13 03:26:41 PM

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Who's the father?

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2013-01-13 04:46:18 PM
I love Maury. The difference between Maury and Springer is Springer doesn't try to hide that it's scripted anymore.
So I tend to BELIEVE Maury is real.

I don't want to believe it is, but for some reason I do.
 
2013-01-13 05:45:25 PM

MattyFridays: That said, Connie and Maury are still together, and when they got married, Maury was anchoring A Current Affair for God's sake.


I still imagine that Connie demands Maury take a decon shower before he's allowed in bed with her.
 
2013-01-13 05:47:17 PM

Dwight_Yeast: MattyFridays: That said, Connie and Maury are still together, and when they got married, Maury was anchoring A Current Affair for God's sake.

I still imagine that Connie demands Maury take a decon shower before he's allowed in bed with her.


For some reason, that made me think of Connie Chung getting bukkaked in the name of collecting all the DNA samples Maury gets tested.
 
2013-01-13 06:04:41 PM

MattyFridays: born_yesterday: I remember his show wasn't always this way, he made a specific choice to take it in this direction.

I'm pretty sure that's why Connie Chung divorced him. I mean, wouldn't you?

You're confusing Maury's show with Springer's. Springer tried to be legit, then had to go in the trash direction because the ratings weren't there. Maury followed suit.

That said, Connie and Maury are still together, and when they got married, Maury was anchoring A Current Affair for God's sake.


Thnk you! I wasam just talking to a friend about how jerry slid into crazy with ayou period like prothe wrestling where you couldon almost believe it was true
 
2013-01-13 06:09:59 PM
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2013-01-13 06:16:27 PM
About once a month I draw the curtains, turn off my phone, and turn on Maury.
 
2013-01-13 07:44:40 PM
That's correct about how Spinger was a straight talk show when he started, with him wearing a tie and all. Then he saw a niche and he made the show about that.

The Maury Povich Show used to be an Oprah type thing, also. Then he saw what his niche could be, too.

It's funny someone took the time to make 40 gifs about it. I feel guilty watching it for a couple of minutes.
 
2013-01-13 09:23:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Anderson's Pooper: As a former county child support attorney I am unable to look away from Maury. The paternity stuff is just comedy gold every time.

Who doesn't love a good "Not The Father" dance?

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Oh dear god... I snorted grits into my nose! Gah! It would be even better if it reversed so he just crab ran from side to side forever.

buntz: So I tend to BELIEVE Maury is real.

I don't want to believe it is, but for some reason I do.



I used to know someone who apparently went on Maury for one of the paternity test episodes before I met her. You don't have to take my word for it or anything, but I personally think it must be for real.

/He was NOT the father.
 
2013-01-13 09:35:55 PM
Jessica Gaude will always be my favorite:

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2013-01-13 11:26:36 PM

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That's still really the best thing ever.
 
2013-01-14 12:00:33 AM
Does anyone know how to stop gif animations in Chrome running on a Mac?
 
2013-01-14 12:36:15 AM
What no freaks?! I am dissapoint!

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2013-01-14 03:03:03 AM
I'm not ashamed to admit I like indulging in trashy Maury Povich episodes, especially the ones where the woman is trying to figure out who the father is. I seem to remember one episode where the mom had already been on to test two or three different guys and she was back to test ANOTHER one...and it turned out that guy wasn't the father either.

/seriously, are some women that big of whores?
 
2013-01-14 03:22:23 AM
So, anyone know how long until these signals reach the first extrasolar system that potentially has sentient life capable of receiving it?

Because I'm pretty sure we can expect them to wage a genocidal war against us right about then.
 
2013-01-14 04:42:47 AM

Serious Black: I'm not ashamed to admit I like indulging in trashy Maury Povich episodes, especially the ones where the woman is trying to figure out who the father is. I seem to remember one episode where the mom had already been on to test two or three different guys and she was back to test ANOTHER one...and it turned out that guy wasn't the father either.


If we're thinking of the same woman, she's currently up to 17 tests - and Mr 17 wasn't the father either.
 
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2013-01-14 05:47:46 AM
chicken tetrazzini!
 
2013-01-14 10:55:52 AM

Serious Black: I'm not ashamed to admit I like indulging in trashy Maury Povich episodes, especially the ones where the woman is trying to figure out who the father is. I seem to remember one episode where the mom had already been on to test two or three different guys and she was back to test ANOTHER one...and it turned out that guy wasn't the father either.

/seriously, are some women that big of whores?


Cheaper to have locals, probably. Hell, if she's been on there enough, she might even have a SAG card. Look at the 70s and 80s - lots of people in Hollywood got their start as "contestants" on gameshows.
 
2013-01-14 08:40:05 PM
#3 - I need to hang out at fast-food "restaurants" more often.

#16 - I don't think women need any help with over-feeding.

#19 - just....THIS.

#28...

Step 1 - Seduce a 6-year-old (no problem here)
Step 2 - Keep her teeth for the tooth fairy.
Step 3 - Profit!
 
2013-01-14 08:43:32 PM

Serious Black: I'm not ashamed to admit I like indulging in trashy Maury Povich episodes, especially the ones where the woman is trying to figure out who the father is. I seem to remember one episode where the mom had already been on to test two or three different guys and she was back to test ANOTHER one...and it turned out that guy wasn't the father either.

/seriously, are some women that big of whores?


The seriously black ones.
 
2013-01-14 09:14:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNATWsVVwgo

By the way, this is Jessica Gaude now.... well, back in 2008. Still, damn!
 
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