Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Paste Magazine)   Will Modern Family dominate? Will Homeland get shut out? Will Amy Poehler and Tina Fey kiss? All of these questions will be answered in your Official Golden Globes Discussion Thread. The action begins at 8pm ET on NBC   (pastemagazine.com ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Amy Poehler, Golden Globes!, Tina Fey, Academy Award for Best Actress, NBC, Peter Fonda, human beings, Brandi Chastain  
•       •       •

1494 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 13 Jan 2013 at 7:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-01-13 09:42:11 PM  
10 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-01-13 09:02:31 PM  
4 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


Oh, George W. Bush is there, too?
2013-01-13 11:18:40 PM  
3 votes:

Ikam: Klaumbaz: West coast is starting it over.

Can your comments get better this time?

Here they just switched to the news, so it is the daily run down of who shot who, and tonight, for a bit of variety, apparently someone drove their car into the Apple store lobby.


Probably using Apple Maps
2013-01-13 08:18:10 PM  
3 votes:
Who are you wearing?
digboston.com
2013-01-13 10:53:22 PM  
2 votes:
Don't tell the Butcher to wrap it up! He'll wrap YOU up!
2013-01-13 10:53:21 PM  
2 votes:

MagSeven: I never realized his nose was that crooked.


that's how good an actor he is. he acts it straight
2013-01-13 10:43:54 PM  
2 votes:

ariseatex: I'm afraid to ask what a movie with Cards fans would be like.


Dude, it just won a Golden Globe. Keep up.

i.imgur.com
2013-01-13 09:46:28 PM  
2 votes:

ariseatex: Oh look, football farkers! More Tom Brady!


Start with a car. No. No. That one. Talk really fast. Talk in sentence fragments. Like this. Or this. Okay, enough. Look at the car. Look at it again. What's that over there? Now back to me. The car is now diamonds. Make rapid-fire images. Big numbers. No, bigger. Punch something. Now blow something up. Show the price quick. Now get Tom Brady. Why Brady? Flacco don't sell. It's that easy.
2013-01-13 09:46:23 PM  
2 votes:
They should put Tommy Lee Jones in a small screen the whole show.
2013-01-13 09:25:04 PM  
2 votes:
Two! Two Django Unchained Golden Globes!

www.maloneyperformance.com

/ah ah ah
2013-01-13 09:24:05 PM  
2 votes:

The English Major: Hey, it's that guy who dies like a biatch in Goblet of Fire.


funny-pictures-blog.com
2013-01-13 09:07:53 PM  
2 votes:
blogs.guardian.co.uk
2013-01-13 08:58:26 PM  
2 votes:
That's great Kevin, but shut up and make a movie where cowboys play baseball.
2013-01-13 08:48:31 PM  
2 votes:
If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?
2013-01-13 08:41:21 PM  
2 votes:
So what do the people at Mel Gibson's table talk about?
2013-01-14 12:54:41 AM  
1 vote:

Ikam: Lena can barely walk in those shoes.


Seriously. What's going on? And that dress and your hair and we can make a broach or a Pterodactyl...
mjg
2013-01-13 10:59:00 PM  
1 vote:
Argo. Here comes the science.
2013-01-13 10:56:48 PM  
1 vote:
Wait what? Hot Asian pregnant women are unnaturally strong?
2013-01-13 10:56:47 PM  
1 vote:

BalugaJoe: I think Tina and Amy have been kidnapped and are being waterboarded right now.

THey have totally disapeered from the show.


I think they're running the drink stand. That's the only explanation.
2013-01-13 10:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
Under the weather = drunk
2013-01-13 10:48:24 PM  
1 vote:
More like Jessica Chestain...amirite?
2013-01-13 10:42:56 PM  
1 vote:
More of Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried spooning please
2013-01-13 10:40:34 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]

Sweet, sweet victory.

I'm afraid to ask what a movie with Cards fans would be like.


entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com

Does it count?
2013-01-13 10:38:28 PM  
1 vote:
Target: where supermodels buy food they late throw up
2013-01-13 10:38:27 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]

Sweet, sweet victory.


Just go hug your Romo cutout, Di.
2013-01-13 10:37:17 PM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-13 10:24:42 PM  
1 vote:
Who is Bill Murry supposed to be, an English Gentleman from the 1820's?
2013-01-13 10:21:57 PM  
1 vote:
I really want to punch Leno in the face. Just because.
2013-01-13 10:20:55 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, Tommy Lee Jones gets on stage and looks 40 years younger.
2013-01-13 10:19:09 PM  
1 vote:

Ikam: I still haven't forgiven him for Pearl Harbor.


Yeah, but he was the bomb in Phantoms.
2013-01-13 10:18:14 PM  
1 vote:
ARGO home Quentin Tarantino.
2013-01-13 10:18:07 PM  
1 vote:
Ben Affleck is getting a award for being Dave Grohl?
2013-01-13 10:17:32 PM  
1 vote:
Somewhere John Hinkley is secretly pissed.
2013-01-13 10:16:26 PM  
1 vote:

JasonOfOrillia: Secretly in love with Jodie Foster. Too bad it's even less likely than average that she would ever return my love.


Promise me you won't do anything rash...
2013-01-13 10:14:31 PM  
1 vote:
It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.
2013-01-13 10:14:02 PM  
1 vote:
brightback.files.wordpress.com

Everybody got that?
2013-01-13 10:13:38 PM  
1 vote:
I'm convinced RDJ is the only sober adult in there.
2013-01-13 10:12:50 PM  
1 vote:
Was that an acceptance speech, or a filibusterer?
2013-01-13 10:10:02 PM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: What the fark is she going on about?


Being a lesbian, being fifty, and apparently everyone she's worked with. Except the people in Contact.
2013-01-13 10:06:36 PM  
1 vote:
Did I also see David Carradine in the montage with a noose around his neck? Awkward.
2013-01-13 10:06:20 PM  
1 vote:
Did Jodie lick the red carpet on the way in?
2013-01-13 10:04:57 PM  
1 vote:
Man, Jodie Foster has been in some sh*tty movies.
paj
2013-01-13 10:01:39 PM  
1 vote:
Keep that tray away from Richard Gere.
2013-01-13 09:59:45 PM  
1 vote:
First up: jokes about alcohol.

And now, Robert Downey Jr.
2013-01-13 09:54:44 PM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-13 09:53:35 PM  
1 vote:

The English Major: OH F*CK NO LENA DUNHAM YOU GO AND GIVE THAT AWARD TO TINA FEY RIGHT NOW YOU POORLY TATTOOED HOBBIT


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-13 09:52:40 PM  
1 vote:
OH F*CK NO LENA DUNHAM YOU GO AND GIVE THAT AWARD TO TINA FEY RIGHT NOW YOU POORLY TATTOOED HOBBIT
2013-01-13 09:48:27 PM  
1 vote:
He's at a 95 and he needs to be at a 5.
2013-01-13 09:45:39 PM  
1 vote:

7th Son of a 7th Son: You're going to face Ray Lewis again

/I AM?


www.baltimoreravens.com

He can't wait to see the little guy!

/Oh god, Cohen...
2013-01-13 09:37:53 PM  
1 vote:
Homeland = ALL THE GLOBES!
2013-01-13 09:34:18 PM  
1 vote:
LOL Sylvester & Arnold FTW
2013-01-13 09:32:00 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Ironic that Lies new season just started...


Like rain on your wedding day.
2013-01-13 09:31:17 PM  
1 vote:
Good. No one from Big Bang Theory should ever win anything.
2013-01-13 09:25:39 PM  
1 vote:
Quentin Tarantino makes me nervous. I think he might go all Phil Spector on someone someday.
2013-01-13 09:23:38 PM  
1 vote:
i264.photobucket.com

You're welcome.
2013-01-13 09:23:18 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, it's that guy who dies like a biatch in Goblet of Fire.
2013-01-13 09:22:46 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: Who's better, Sofia Verraga or Romolicious?


Let me think about that, long and hard.

a.abcnews.go.com
2013-01-13 09:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
"Thank you for this blunt object that will be my weapon against self-doubt."

I thought she was gonna say she'd use it for something else...
2013-01-13 09:15:40 PM  
1 vote:
Anne Hathaway wins or we riot.
2013-01-13 09:15:31 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Megan Fox is still a thing?


Person, technically.
2013-01-13 09:07:42 PM  
1 vote:
Jennifer Lawrence is 22, people. You can start feeling old...NOW.
2013-01-13 09:03:14 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.

You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.


Sex is scary. Going into two unfunded wars is a-ok, though!
2013-01-13 09:01:47 PM  
1 vote:
Dog President is getting screwed tonight, BTW.
2013-01-13 09:01:41 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.
2013-01-13 09:01:11 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: Oh great, Clinton's presenting. We'll be here for another hour.


Clinton will now explain why Lincoln will win using arithmetic. He will then have a 4 way with Clare Danes, Sophia Vergara, and Kathryn Bigelow.
2013-01-13 09:00:24 PM  
1 vote:
If Clinton redoes his DNC speech, it will be the most awesome awesome that ever awesomed!
2013-01-13 08:58:47 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know what was longer: Kevin Costner's speech or Dances with Wolves.

ZOMG THE BEST PRESIDENT OF THE 20TH CENTURY!
2013-01-13 08:58:11 PM  
1 vote:
man, Dog President is getting the shaft...
2013-01-13 08:57:44 PM  
1 vote:

Arn_Dee: WE'RE RUNNING OUT TIME


WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR
2013-01-13 08:55:20 PM  
1 vote:

Grey Street: Wellon Dowd: Incorrigible Astronaut: I think Winter dressed down to make the creepers back down.

Nothing that a pair of yoga pants can't change.

[i.imgur.com image 400x800][i.imgur.com image 400x800]

Damn, now I'm on some kind of government list for seeing that, aren't I?


Remain calm, citizen. Your case officer will be contacting you with instructions regarding your probation.
2013-01-13 08:54:41 PM  
1 vote:

paj: The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?

As Joel McHale mentioned on the The Soup, maybe she's the one that's a bad relationship partner?


She has to know that's going to be the running gag about her until she makes a relationship stick... but from what I've heard, this one's totally justified. You find another girl's phone number on your boyfriend mid-snog, it's not ending well. I don't care what relationship it is. It's going down in flames right then and there.

(PS: I have also heard that within two days of getting back to the recording studio, she had FIVE different Harry songs written. And that's AFTER she tried to make them as cryptic as possible so people can't figure out which songs are the Harry songs inside of five seconds.)
2013-01-13 08:53:11 PM  
1 vote:

RevMercutio: cameroncrazy1984: How does Adele still have that many chins?

Having a child, perhaps?

Aretha Franklin and Ann Wilson are also heavy ladies. And 2 of the best singers in creation.


Having a broad chest and diaphragm make you more powerful singer. However, they also make you look built like a brick shiathouse.
2013-01-13 08:39:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not as drunk as everyone in the auditorium, must work on that!
2013-01-13 08:37:07 PM  
1 vote:
Is Jamie Kennedy running this?
2013-01-13 08:36:37 PM  
1 vote:
The director of this show seems to be a 6 year old on a sugar high.
2013-01-13 08:18:41 PM  
1 vote:
Look! Sarah Palin actually won something!
2013-01-13 08:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
Maggie Smith won! Drink!
2013-01-13 08:12:27 PM  
1 vote:
Per Fey, drink when:

"An actress cries in a speech."
"You see a person actively not listening to someone onstage."

Per Poehler, drink when:

"Any time someone says, 'I didn't prepare anything!'"
"Any time Maggie Smith wins." (Poehler said this just after Fey suggested taking an item of clothing off any time Judi Dench is shown. We're going to figure she means drink, but if you want to get wild go with the stripping too. You could get pretty naked. Smith is both nominated for her work in Quartet and Downton Abbey.)

And a bonus challenge from Fey:

"Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub."
2013-01-13 08:09:49 PM  
1 vote:
Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.
2013-01-13 08:09:38 PM  
1 vote:
Romy and Michelle's Golden Globes?
2013-01-13 07:58:08 PM  
1 vote:
I only have opinions about TV. Everything else, I think I'll defer to you guys.
2013-01-13 06:34:57 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: Golden Globes and "action" in the same headline?


Replace "action" with "drinking".
 
Displayed 82 of 82 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report