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mjg
2013-01-13 10:18:16 PM  
3 votes:
Ugh. Ben. Argo was a bastardized version of the real story.
2013-01-13 08:01:49 PM  
3 votes:

Gosling: eddievercetti: Over/under the hosts suck tonight?

Tina and Amy are a dark-horse legendary comedy duo. I mean that. Legends. Hall of Fame-worthy. You're in good hands.


They're behind Norm MacDonald as best Weekend Update anchor.
2013-01-13 10:42:35 PM  
2 votes:
Anne Hathaway hugging Amanda Seyfried. Giggity.
2013-01-13 10:21:05 PM  
2 votes:
Ben and Jennifer Garner seem happy. I hope they're together forever.
2013-01-13 10:04:09 PM  
2 votes:
Screw you guys, I loved Contact.
2013-01-13 09:45:34 PM  
2 votes:
A little late, but I'm glad Adele won for Skyfall.  I think she's a farking phenomenal singer, and deserves every accolade she gets.  She's proof that you can be successful and respected as a female entertainer without being anorexic.  Besides, who listens to musicians for what they look like?  Last I checked, you used your ears for that.
2013-01-13 09:42:11 PM  
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-01-13 09:02:31 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


Oh, George W. Bush is there, too?
2013-01-13 09:01:41 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.
2013-01-13 08:56:16 PM  
2 votes:

ariseatex: ...aand I'm already tired of the "lovely can" ad.


It's much better on mute.

Jessica Alba is gorgeous as usual, but why the one-sided hair? Why the weird-boob dress? WHY?

HEY SHERLOCK! GIVE IT TO HIM! YAY! Or the guy that plays Moriarty, damn that guy gave me the heebie jeebies.
2013-01-13 08:54:08 PM  
2 votes:

StrandedInAZ: I know she's hated around these parts because she has the audacity to be a plus size, but I freaking love Adele.


I love her, too. Great voice, interesting to listen to, writes her own songs, does her own thing, and tells anyone who doesn't like it to get bent. If anyone dislikes a singer for being "fat," then they're looking for something to look at, not something to listen to. It's just silly.
2013-01-13 08:51:04 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: How does Adele still have that many chins?


Having a child, perhaps?

Aretha Franklin and Ann Wilson are also heavy ladies. And 2 of the best singers in creation.
2013-01-13 07:58:55 PM  
2 votes:

eddievercetti: Over/under the hosts suck tonight?


Tina and Amy are a dark-horse legendary comedy duo. I mean that. Legends. Hall of Fame-worthy. You're in good hands.
2013-01-14 01:38:59 AM  
1 votes:

MagSeven: Mugato: Did Jodie lick the red carpet on the way in?

[www.stud-center.com image 850x637]

/I can dream...


Swap Jodie with Amanda Seyfried, and you can do more than that... (NSFW)
2013-01-13 11:25:37 PM  
1 votes:

SundaesChild: I guess I'll have to see Argo.  I wish I didn't detest Ben Affleck.


It's not 2001. He's apologized for Pearl Harbor AND Bennifer. Let it go.
paj
2013-01-13 11:00:16 PM  
1 votes:
And the Canadians get snubbed again..
2013-01-13 10:56:47 PM  
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: I think Tina and Amy have been kidnapped and are being waterboarded right now.

THey have totally disapeered from the show.


I think they're running the drink stand. That's the only explanation.
2013-01-13 10:50:47 PM  
1 votes:
George Clooney hasn't aged in 20 years.
2013-01-13 10:48:09 PM  
1 votes:
Clooney really is impossibly handsome.
2013-01-13 10:42:56 PM  
1 votes:
More of Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried spooning please
2013-01-13 10:41:17 PM  
1 votes:
Les Miz is winning everything but they are so farked at the Oscars.
2013-01-13 10:40:34 PM  
1 votes:

ariseatex: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]

Sweet, sweet victory.

I'm afraid to ask what a movie with Cards fans would be like.


entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com

Does it count?
2013-01-13 10:35:43 PM  
1 votes:

StrandedInAZ: Do I need my coworkers involved in my personal life? No. But when someone asks what I did last weekend, it's nice to say that my partner and I took the kids to the zoo and not have anyone bat an eyelash.


It's very refreshing, isn't it? I'm so comfortable doing that now in DC/MD that when I go back to AZ or TX I just keep doing it...then just ignoring the raised eyebrows or crumpled-up faces. Figure, you talk about your wife, I talk about my husband. Don't like it, tough, I'm happy bigot, fark you.
2013-01-13 10:35:23 PM  
1 votes:

The English Major: The man cannot sing. And...I mean, Les Miserables...why are we pretending this was a good adaptation of it?


Pretty sure he's won a Tony. Jackman is a fantastic singer. Crowe, however, wasn't the right choice musically.
2013-01-13 10:31:48 PM  
1 votes:
I know he won't win, but Jack Black was fantastic in Bernie.
2013-01-13 10:30:12 PM  
1 votes:

MagSeven: Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.


I was just thinking how farking hot Ewan McGregor looks.
2013-01-13 10:29:23 PM  
1 votes:

MagSeven: StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.

I had audio all through it. I thought her being a lesbian was common knowledge. I could have even sworn she had a national coming out. Eh. Who cares?


People shouldn't care. But there are still places where it's really hard to be out (my conservative state included).

Because of famous people who come out, it's easier for those of us who aren't so famous to be out. Maybe someone isn't comfortable with lesbians but they find Ellen's show enjoyable, so they learn we're just like everyone else. I love when stars come out, male and female. I'd rather live in a world where it's not a big deal. but I don't.

It's nice that I'm out at work for the first time ever. There's tremendous stress that comes with not being able to be who you are in a place where you spend 40 hours a week. Do I need my coworkers involved in my personal life? No. But when someone asks what I did last weekend, it's nice to say that my partner and I took the kids to the zoo and not have anyone bat an eyelash.
2013-01-13 10:27:06 PM  
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: SundaesChild: I love me some Lena Dunham.

she gonna get diabetus.


Not being anorexic does not make her fat.
paj
2013-01-13 10:24:04 PM  
1 votes:
And now the daughters of Big Entertainment come on stage to collect their awards..
2013-01-13 10:23:37 PM  
1 votes:
Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.
2013-01-13 10:22:47 PM  
1 votes:
Girls isn't funny, or a musical WTF?

Seriously WTF?
2013-01-13 10:21:57 PM  
1 votes:
I really want to punch Leno in the face. Just because.
2013-01-13 10:21:52 PM  
1 votes:
Moonrise Kingdom was a movie I'd have never gone and seen, but I kept reading so many great things about it on Fark that I saw it. I was glad I did. Thanks, Farkers!
2013-01-13 10:21:50 PM  
1 votes:
It's the vortex of suck!
2013-01-13 10:21:46 PM  
1 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ben and Jennifer Garner seem happy. I hope they're never make a movie together forever.


FTFM.
2013-01-13 10:19:09 PM  
1 votes:

Ikam: I still haven't forgiven him for Pearl Harbor.


Yeah, but he was the bomb in Phantoms.
2013-01-13 10:19:03 PM  
1 votes:
Affleck did a great job. He deserves it.
2013-01-13 10:16:38 PM  
1 votes:
She is not acting anymore but Directs, Writes and Produces more and more. I think that's what she meant there.
2013-01-13 10:10:23 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Is she gay?


It's an "open secret" in the LGBT community.

But she refuses to talk about it...usually.
2013-01-13 10:05:25 PM  
1 votes:
I love Jodie Foster. Classy woman.
2013-01-13 10:04:27 PM  
1 votes:
She was so farking hot in The Accused.
2013-01-13 10:02:41 PM  
1 votes:
If Lindsay Lohan ever wants to get her shiat together for real....she needs to spend every waking moment under RDJ's mentorship.
2013-01-13 10:00:49 PM  
1 votes:
Robert Downey Jr. Gets the joke, and that's why we love him.
mjg
2013-01-13 09:56:26 PM  
1 votes:
It's inspiring to see what Lena Dunham has done to help women and girls of all shapes and sizes.

But Lena's not good looking and is overweight.
2013-01-13 09:53:35 PM  
1 votes:

The English Major: OH F*CK NO LENA DUNHAM YOU GO AND GIVE THAT AWARD TO TINA FEY RIGHT NOW YOU POORLY TATTOOED HOBBIT


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mjg
2013-01-13 09:52:48 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: A little late, but I'm glad Adele won for Skyfall.  I think she's a farking phenomenal singer, and deserves every accolade she gets.  She's proof that you can be successful and respected as a female entertainer without being anorexic.  Besides, who listens to musicians for what they look like?  Last I checked, you used your ears for that.


Adele's vocal range is unremarkable. Seriously, listen to Skyfall again. Great timber in her voice and she knows how to use it. Another example of this kind of singing is Diana Krall.
2013-01-13 09:50:47 PM  
1 votes:

Di Atribe: What? Borat is in Les Miserables???


He did hold his own in Sweeny Todd...and I barely recognized him in that.

Can't WAIT to see him in the Freddy Mercury Bbopic.
2013-01-13 09:47:37 PM  
1 votes:
Wreck it Ralph robbed.
mjg
2013-01-13 09:34:28 PM  
1 votes:

spiralscratch: Good. No one from Big Bang Theory should ever win anything.


This. This. And This.

The Big Bang Theory is 'forced humor' (not every joke deserves a belly-laugh) in the same way That 70s Show was.
mjg
2013-01-13 09:30:48 PM  
1 votes:
House of Lies has the same feel/quality of a USA Network show but with swearing and nudity.

There. I said it.
2013-01-13 09:26:03 PM  
1 votes:
Jeremy's...Iron!
2013-01-13 09:24:05 PM  
1 votes:

The English Major: Hey, it's that guy who dies like a biatch in Goblet of Fire.


funny-pictures-blog.com
2013-01-13 09:09:38 PM  
1 votes:

ariseatex: Jennifer Lawrence is 22, people. You can start feeling old...NOW.


She gives great interviews. Seems completey unaffected by fame.
2013-01-13 09:06:42 PM  
1 votes:
There's the award you should've gotten for Winter's Bone, Jennifer.
2013-01-13 09:04:56 PM  
1 votes:
STFU Farrell.
2013-01-13 09:03:14 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.

You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.


Sex is scary. Going into two unfunded wars is a-ok, though!
2013-01-13 09:02:11 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


They all lie.
2013-01-13 08:54:17 PM  
1 votes:

eddievercetti: And I thought the Oscars sound issues sucked


The room (audience) mics are cranked way loud, you're actually hearing the air in the room moving around.
They need a noise gate, so that they only turn on, when there's sound present.
2013-01-13 08:51:05 PM  
1 votes:

paj: The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?

As Joel McHale mentioned on the The Soup, maybe she's the one that's a bad relationship partner?


All your failed relationships have a common element: You.
paj
2013-01-13 08:50:03 PM  
1 votes:

The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?


As Joel McHale mentioned on the The Soup, maybe she's the one that's a bad relationship partner?
2013-01-13 08:50:01 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: And it's fatass by a nose.


She's a singer, not a supermodel. fark off.
2013-01-13 08:38:50 PM  
1 votes:
We would like to thank the creator of Homeland for spoiling Homeland.
2013-01-13 08:33:06 PM  
1 votes:
Yay, Major Winters!
2013-01-13 08:12:20 PM  
1 votes:
Also don't get why actors get so nervous when they win an award and have to give a speech.
2013-01-13 08:09:49 PM  
1 votes:
Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.
2013-01-13 08:04:37 PM  
1 votes:
The Fey looks beautiful.
2013-01-13 08:03:02 PM  
1 votes:
My girlcrush on Tina Fey is not at all tempered by her dress.

DAMN!!!!
2013-01-13 07:43:21 PM  
1 votes:
me...call me when it's Oscar time. :)
 
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