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(Paste Magazine)   Will Modern Family dominate? Will Homeland get shut out? Will Amy Poehler and Tina Fey kiss? All of these questions will be answered in your Official Golden Globes Discussion Thread. The action begins at 8pm ET on NBC   (pastemagazine.com) divider line 851
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2013-01-13 10:48:24 PM  
More like Jessica Chestain...amirite?
 
2013-01-13 10:48:44 PM  

Linkster: Jessica got some nice bazooms!


And the guy helping her up the stage couldn't stop staring. Subtle, dude.
 
2013-01-13 10:48:52 PM  

eddievercetti: I should get you a Emmett Smith doll... I mean action figure.


I do have a Cowboys beanie baby named Emmitt.... not sure if that counts or not.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:48:54 PM  
Jessica Chastain has given a better performance in almost every other film she's been in. Not great in ZDT at all. Her written lines didn't help either.
 
2013-01-13 10:48:59 PM  

eddievercetti: That was unexpected.


That it was.
 
2013-01-13 10:49:22 PM  
Wait? what? who is she?

i was staring at her boobs and missed it.
 
2013-01-13 10:49:37 PM  
I think Clooney just called her name because he's planning to hit that later.
 
2013-01-13 10:49:43 PM  

paj: Jessica Chastain has given a better performance in almost every other film she's been in. Not great in ZDT at all. Her written lines didn't help either.


So...here's the award for your work in The Tree Of Life?
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:49:43 PM  

Linkster: Jessica got some nice bazooms!


Go see her in Jolene.
 
2013-01-13 10:49:49 PM  

texdent: George Clooney, good genes or good docs?


Good Genes.. I'm a guy and even I think he's hot.
 
2013-01-13 10:50:19 PM  

bkosh84: texdent: George Clooney, good genes or good docs?

Good Genes.. I'm a guy and even I think he's hot.


I second that.
 
2013-01-13 10:50:47 PM  
George Clooney hasn't aged in 20 years.
 
2013-01-13 10:50:59 PM  
This, however, was not a surprise.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:20 PM  
Should have been Denzle.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:25 PM  

SundaesChild: George Clooney hasn't aged in 20 years.


So he's the new Dick Clark?
 
2013-01-13 10:51:33 PM  
Lincoln, what a shock.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:34 PM  
OMG, Joaquin Phoenix is all normal again.

And it's DDL!! Shocking, how incredibly shocking.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:37 PM  
There's at least 2, maybe 3 different Batmans in the audience too.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:37 PM  

SundaesChild: George Clooney hasn't aged in 20 years.


No kidding. Although I'd sit on his lap any day.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:40 PM  
I never realized his nose was that crooked.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:42 PM  
I think both Jessica Chastain and Daniel Day Lewis will repeat at the Oscars.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:46 PM  
She gets a golden globe for torturing people.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:50 PM  

ariseatex: Linkster: Jessica got some nice bazooms!

And the guy helping her up the stage couldn't stop staring. Subtle, dude.


He was like he was on the Empire state building and you put a quarter in.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:52 PM  
Imagine how much intensity Daniel Day-Lewis would put into making a rap album. And yes I would buy that.
 
2013-01-13 10:51:59 PM  

SundaesChild: George Clooney hasn't aged in 20 years.


He has, but oh so perfectly. His intro was perfect: A man so handsome, he makes young George Clooney look like garbage. Middle-aged George Clooney!
 
2013-01-13 10:52:07 PM  
LINCOLN!
 
2013-01-13 10:52:25 PM  

texdent: SundaesChild: George Clooney hasn't aged in 20 years.

So he's the new Dick Clark?


Don't tell Seacrest.
 
2013-01-13 10:52:41 PM  
Under the weather = drunk
 
2013-01-13 10:53:00 PM  
Zero Dark Thirty was just an okay movie, but she was amazing in her role.
 
2013-01-13 10:53:21 PM  

MagSeven: I never realized his nose was that crooked.


that's how good an actor he is. he acts it straight
 
2013-01-13 10:53:22 PM  
Don't tell the Butcher to wrap it up! He'll wrap YOU up!
 
2013-01-13 10:53:27 PM  

StrandedInAZ: I think both Jessica Chastain and Daniel Day Lewis will repeat at the Oscars.


Since Oscars combines drama & comedy categories, I think Jennifer Lawrence has the Oscar, not Jessica Chastain. DDL, I agree.
 
2013-01-13 10:53:29 PM  

KWess: Jodie Foster hasn't come out as gay in much the same way as I haven't come out as hetero...why does anyone expect her to make speech about it?


There is a lot of pressure in Hollywood to come out publicly. She basically told them they need to mind their own business.  Nice troll.
 
2013-01-13 10:53:54 PM  
Sorry DDL but...
www.theblackguywhotips.com
 
2013-01-13 10:53:56 PM  
I guess Denzle gets the Oscar!
 
2013-01-13 10:54:38 PM  
I thank you, you, you, not you, you, you're cool, you're an ass, you, you, that guy, that guy, seat filler over there, you, you, you're hot, you, butterface, you, you, would not bang, and what's the tuba guy doing later? Out.
 
2013-01-13 10:54:49 PM  
Take a shot.
 
2013-01-13 10:55:25 PM  
I think Tina and Amy have been kidnapped and are being waterboarded right now.

THey have totally disapeered from the show.
 
2013-01-13 10:56:47 PM  

BalugaJoe: I think Tina and Amy have been kidnapped and are being waterboarded right now.

THey have totally disapeered from the show.


I think they're running the drink stand. That's the only explanation.
 
2013-01-13 10:56:48 PM  
Wait what? Hot Asian pregnant women are unnaturally strong?
 
2013-01-13 10:57:04 PM  

BalugaJoe: I think Tina and Amy have been kidnapped and are being waterboarded right now.

THey have totally disapeered from the show.


Didn't they just introduce Clooney?
 
2013-01-13 10:58:11 PM  
C'mon Django.
 
2013-01-13 10:58:31 PM  
Argo!
 
2013-01-13 10:58:37 PM  
Upset!
 
2013-01-13 10:58:41 PM  
NICE! Argo wins again!
 
2013-01-13 10:58:44 PM  
WTF?

Argo? again?
 
2013-01-13 10:58:46 PM  
The Dave Grohl Movie? BULLCRAP!
 
2013-01-13 10:58:57 PM  
Holy shiat Argo won over Les Mis! STOP THE PRESSES!
 
2013-01-13 10:59:00 PM  
Is it bad that I heard the winner and went 'wait, which one is that again'?
 
mjg
2013-01-13 10:59:00 PM  
Argo. Here comes the science.
 
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