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2013-01-13 09:01:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Oh great, Clinton's presenting. We'll be here for another hour.


Clinton will now explain why Lincoln will win using arithmetic. He will then have a 4 way with Clare Danes, Sophia Vergara, and Kathryn Bigelow.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:21 PM  
"It was Bill Rodham Clinton..." HA HA HA
 
2013-01-13 09:01:23 PM  
Amy showing some nice cleavage.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:41 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:47 PM  
Dog President is getting screwed tonight, BTW.
 
2013-01-13 09:02:00 PM  
Calm down, The English Major.
 
2013-01-13 09:02:03 PM  
Great, Will Farrell and the female Will Farrell
 
2013-01-13 09:02:08 PM  

ariseatex: mediablitz: Adele wins best speech.

It is hard to believe that beautiful singing voice comes from that same talking voice.

Your breathing changes between when you talk and when you sing. (At least for some singers.) My singing voice is higher and broader than my speaking voice.


My singing voice isn't anything like my talking voice. Except, somehow, my "Texas accent" manages to come through. Of course I'm all, "what accent?"
 
2013-01-13 09:02:11 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


They all lie.
 
2013-01-13 09:02:15 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.


Somebody is bitter!
 
2013-01-13 09:02:31 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


Oh, George W. Bush is there, too?
 
2013-01-13 09:03:04 PM  

StrandedInAZ: Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.

Oh, George W. Bush is there, too?


Zing!
 
2013-01-13 09:03:14 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.

You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.


Sex is scary. Going into two unfunded wars is a-ok, though!
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:03:20 PM  
Emily Blunt was better in Looper.
 
2013-01-13 09:03:50 PM  
Judy Dench isn't there. So we stay clothed, I guess.
 
2013-01-13 09:04:00 PM  

Di Atribe: ariseatex: mediablitz: Adele wins best speech.

It is hard to believe that beautiful singing voice comes from that same talking voice.

Your breathing changes between when you talk and when you sing. (At least for some singers.) My singing voice is higher and broader than my speaking voice.

My singing voice isn't anything like my talking voice. Except, somehow, my "Texas accent" manages to come through. Of course I'm all, "what accent?"


An operatic soprano I know is College Station born & raised. Sounds more East Texan when she talks, sounds like an angel when she sings.
 
2013-01-13 09:04:08 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.

You mad? You mad.


Yup, he mad. Some type red state affliction or something.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:04:09 PM  
Cheri Oteri was better at this than Ms Wiig.
 
2013-01-13 09:04:56 PM  
STFU Farrell.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:18 PM  
God, they are really dragging this.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:21 PM  
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused. Brilliant.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:26 PM  
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused by your bullshiat.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:29 PM  
Tommy Lee Jones is not the one.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:36 PM  
How buzzed are these people.I aint laughing at all.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:38 PM  

ariseatex: An operatic soprano I know is College Station born & raised. Sounds more East Texan when she talks, sounds like an angel when she sings.


I've got no training, but I'm definitely less annoying when I sing. ;)
 
2013-01-13 09:05:39 PM  

TommyymmoT: cameroncrazy1984: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.

You mad? You mad.

Yup, he mad. Some type red state affliction or something.


He needs to calm down, so he's gone to stare at his AR 15 and fondle himself.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:42 PM  
Tommy Lee Jones gonna Choke a biatch!!
 
2013-01-13 09:05:45 PM  
Tommy Lee Jones not impressed
 
2013-01-13 09:05:52 PM  
tommy lee jones is not amused.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:00 PM  
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused.
Nor am I.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:09 PM  
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:12 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


Clinton lied, sperm died.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:30 PM  
Jennifer won with her prom dress!
 
2013-01-13 09:06:40 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence was great in the movie, but I felt like she was too young to carry the role.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:42 PM  
There's the award you should've gotten for Winter's Bone, Jennifer.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:47 PM  
JL is tipsy.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:07 PM  
Wow-Wiig was hot.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:10 PM  
Harvey Weinstein! Drink!
 
2013-01-13 09:07:13 PM  
Did Jennifer Lawrence lose weight and why?

Weinstein! Drink!
 
2013-01-13 09:07:18 PM  
He basically just did that on screen.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:23 PM  

ariseatex: There's the award you should've gotten for Winter's Bone, Jennifer.


No doubt, she was spectacular in that movie.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:27 PM  

Stile4aly: TommyymmoT: cameroncrazy1984: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.

You mad? You mad.

Yup, he mad. Some type red state affliction or something.

He needs to calm down, so he's gone to stare at his AR 15 and fondle himself.


He'll be in his bunk. With a copy of Guns and Ammo.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:42 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence is 22, people. You can start feeling old...NOW.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:53 PM  
blogs.guardian.co.uk
 
2013-01-13 09:07:59 PM  
Tommy Lee's next role must be Mckayla Moroney
 
2013-01-13 09:08:33 PM  

coco ebert: Jennifer Lawrence was great in the movie, but I felt like she was too young to carry the role.


Isn't she barely 21? Her and Cooper feels icky for some reason.
 
2013-01-13 09:08:53 PM  

BeatrixK: Tommy Lee's next role must be Mckayla Moroney


A powerhouse performance.
 
2013-01-13 09:09:00 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-13 09:09:10 PM  

eddievercetti: coco ebert: Jennifer Lawrence was great in the movie, but I felt like she was too young to carry the role.

Isn't she barely 21? Her and Cooper feels icky for some reason.


I thought that was the point.
 
2013-01-13 09:09:25 PM  

Lord of Allusions: [blogs.guardian.co.uk image 460x300]


Perfect.
 
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