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2013-01-13 03:21:48 PM
Didn't know that was today. Yeah Modern Family is good, Breaking Bad... Man, I don't tv that well.
 
2013-01-13 05:48:22 PM
Golden Globes and "action" in the same headline?
 
2013-01-13 06:34:57 PM

dahmers love zombie: Golden Globes and "action" in the same headline?


Replace "action" with "drinking".
 
2013-01-13 07:03:46 PM
Show sucks.
 
2013-01-13 07:08:29 PM
I bought a bunch of vinyl at the thrift store today that I'm recording for my iPod and my wife is making chicken paprikash for dinner. I think I might miss the TV show. Bonnie Raitt Home Plate is recording now.
 
2013-01-13 07:19:10 PM
Modern Family isn't award show bait at all. .
 
2013-01-13 07:21:41 PM
The teenage girl from Modern Family does NOT look like a teenager tonight...
 
2013-01-13 07:26:36 PM
I'm at work & can't watch, so posting results would be appreciated. Thanks.
 
2013-01-13 07:27:26 PM
Downton Abbey is so much better.
 
2013-01-13 07:28:35 PM

mediablitz: The teenage girl from Modern Family does NOT look like a teenager tonight...


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 07:30:41 PM
Pics of Ariel Winter plz kthx.
 
2013-01-13 07:36:24 PM
Link

Easy way to keep track of your picks.
 
2013-01-13 07:43:21 PM
me...call me when it's Oscar time. :)
 
2013-01-13 07:49:04 PM
If I still drank, every time someone asks or says what they are wearing.
 
2013-01-13 07:50:19 PM
Ugh. I just finished my mock ballot and realized I've only seen two movies that are nominated, one of which I downright loathed. Not coincidentally, the one that I loathed is also my pick for Best Picture - Comedy or Musical.
 
2013-01-13 07:50:29 PM
Over/under the hosts suck tonight?
 
2013-01-13 07:57:07 PM
C'mon Argo, Moonrise Kingdom, & Best Exotic Marigold Hotel!
 
2013-01-13 07:58:08 PM
I only have opinions about TV. Everything else, I think I'll defer to you guys.
 
2013-01-13 07:58:25 PM
Argo better win some awards. Best movie of the year, at least that I saw.
 
2013-01-13 07:58:55 PM

eddievercetti: Over/under the hosts suck tonight?


Tina and Amy are a dark-horse legendary comedy duo. I mean that. Legends. Hall of Fame-worthy. You're in good hands.
 
2013-01-13 08:01:49 PM

Gosling: eddievercetti: Over/under the hosts suck tonight?

Tina and Amy are a dark-horse legendary comedy duo. I mean that. Legends. Hall of Fame-worthy. You're in good hands.


They're behind Norm MacDonald as best Weekend Update anchor.
 
2013-01-13 08:03:02 PM
My girlcrush on Tina Fey is not at all tempered by her dress.

DAMN!!!!
 
2013-01-13 08:03:06 PM

mediablitz: The teenage girl from Modern Family does NOT look like a teenager tonight...


The middle or oldest one?
 
2013-01-13 08:03:13 PM
ZING
 
2013-01-13 08:03:20 PM
Everyone towered over Al Roker. Is he really 5'8" and those women had 12" heels, or did he forget his lifts?
 
2013-01-13 08:04:37 PM
The Fey looks beautiful.
 
2013-01-13 08:05:22 PM
Liked the James Cameron joke.
 
2013-01-13 08:05:33 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Pics of Ariel Winter plz kthx.


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AirForceVet: mediablitz: The teenage girl from Modern Family does NOT look like a teenager tonight...

The middle or oldest one?


img5.timeinc.net

I think Winter dressed down to make the creepers back down. Hyland, yeah... smoking hot.
 
2013-01-13 08:06:41 PM

brownlady79: Argo better win some awards. Best movie of the year, at least that I saw.


Agreed. Saw Flight, Django, Lincoln and Argo. Argo wins.
 
2013-01-13 08:07:08 PM
The James Franco joke was great too.
 
2013-01-13 08:07:43 PM
Speaking of hot TV stars (although I really don't get the weird goth-ish makeup:

img5.timeinc.net
 
2013-01-13 08:07:59 PM

StrandedInAZ: Liked the James Cameron joke.


That was a pretty solid zing.
 
2013-01-13 08:08:55 PM
i think kate hudson is about to fight a bull.
 
2013-01-13 08:09:38 PM
Romy and Michelle's Golden Globes?
 
2013-01-13 08:09:49 PM
Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.
 
2013-01-13 08:10:07 PM

sarahthustra: i think kate hudson is about to fight a bull.


Yeah. What's she wearing?
 
2013-01-13 08:10:10 PM
I'm one for one!

Also, The Master SUCKED, big time...
 
2013-01-13 08:10:25 PM
He's on his way to getting his second supporting actor Oscar for a Tarantino movie, isn't he?
 
2013-01-13 08:10:41 PM
That opening was really funny, was not expecting that.
 
2013-01-13 08:11:10 PM
Harvey Weinstein! That was on Tina and Amy's drinking list!
 
2013-01-13 08:12:06 PM

Gosling: Harvey Weinstein! That was on Tina and Amy's drinking list!


Drink!!!
 
2013-01-13 08:12:20 PM
Also don't get why actors get so nervous when they win an award and have to give a speech.
 
2013-01-13 08:12:27 PM
Per Fey, drink when:

"An actress cries in a speech."
"You see a person actively not listening to someone onstage."

Per Poehler, drink when:

"Any time someone says, 'I didn't prepare anything!'"
"Any time Maggie Smith wins." (Poehler said this just after Fey suggested taking an item of clothing off any time Judi Dench is shown. We're going to figure she means drink, but if you want to get wild go with the stripping too. You could get pretty naked. Smith is both nominated for her work in Quartet and Downton Abbey.)

And a bonus challenge from Fey:

"Any time anyone thanks Harvey Weinstein, eat a meatball sub."
 
2013-01-13 08:12:32 PM
Yay Maggie Smith!
 
2013-01-13 08:12:32 PM

coco ebert: Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.


He doesn't get enough work, but he only really stands out with Tarantino
 
2013-01-13 08:12:44 PM
Nice opening segment by Tina & Amy.
 
2013-01-13 08:13:08 PM
Maggie Smith won! Drink!
 
2013-01-13 08:13:30 PM
Dennis Quaid is about a week away from looking VERY old.

Damn.
 
2013-01-13 08:14:24 PM

Lost Thought 00: coco ebert: Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.

He doesn't get enough work, but he only really stands out with Tarantino


He's not good in other stuff? He was just magic in Django.
 
2013-01-13 08:15:11 PM

coco ebert: Lost Thought 00: coco ebert: Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.

He doesn't get enough work, but he only really stands out with Tarantino

He's not good in other stuff? He was just magic in Django.


He was magic in Inglorious Basterds too.
 
2013-01-13 08:15:58 PM
I guess I need to watch Downton Abbey.
 
2013-01-13 08:17:11 PM
More side cleavage!
 
2013-01-13 08:17:23 PM
The cleavage cut dress is popular as hell tonight.
 
2013-01-13 08:17:51 PM
Happy results so far, love Waltz and Smith!
 
2013-01-13 08:18:10 PM
Who are you wearing?
digboston.com
 
2013-01-13 08:18:22 PM
Ohmygod, he looks just like Michael J Fox! Strange how that happens with direct descendants.
 
2013-01-13 08:18:29 PM

ariseatex: coco ebert: Lost Thought 00: coco ebert: Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.

He doesn't get enough work, but he only really stands out with Tarantino

He's not good in other stuff? He was just magic in Django.

He was magic in Inglorious Basterds too.


Amazing that I could hate him so much in one, and love him so much in Django. Hate his character, I mean.

Helluva actor...
 
2013-01-13 08:18:41 PM
Look! Sarah Palin actually won something!
 
2013-01-13 08:19:01 PM
Censored someone! Drink!
 
2013-01-13 08:19:17 PM
Drink when they say Amazing.
 
2013-01-13 08:20:05 PM

RevMercutio: Look! Sarah Palin actually won something!


Took me a second.... but I laughed mightily.
 
2013-01-13 08:20:29 PM
Is it brave in Hollywood to take a role that mocks a Republican politician?
 
2013-01-13 08:20:35 PM
Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles?
 
2013-01-13 08:20:38 PM

TommyymmoT: Who are you wearing?
[digboston.com image 400x300]


Some guy from Cincinnati. Ha ha! He thought he was coming over for a beer!

In other news, brownish-red isn't a great paint color, but you can get it really cheap.
 
2013-01-13 08:22:01 PM
Who should win: Life of Pi

Annnnnd... you're done.
 
2013-01-13 08:22:19 PM
Two! Two Golden Globes for Game Change!
 
2013-01-13 08:23:10 PM

StrandedInAZ: Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles?


Yup. His wife. Bastard.
 
2013-01-13 08:23:13 PM
And the first playing-off of the night.
 
2013-01-13 08:23:59 PM
You know what's more boring than watching/reading Les Miserables? Hearing someone talk about what Les Miserables is all about. Even if that person is Catherine Zeta-Jones's cleavage.
 
2013-01-13 08:25:51 PM

RevMercutio: StrandedInAZ: Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles?

Yup. His wife. Bastard.


(In my best Carson voice): I did not know that.
 
2013-01-13 08:26:04 PM

coco ebert: Lost Thought 00: coco ebert: Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.

He doesn't get enough work, but he only really stands out with Tarantino

He's not good in other stuff? He was just magic in Django.


He was very "meh" in the 3 Musketeers
 
2013-01-13 08:26:20 PM
Le Miz was a great book.
 
2013-01-13 08:28:41 PM
CZ Jones looks like her chin has a big rectangle in it, reconstruction?
 
2013-01-13 08:29:00 PM

Lost Thought 00: coco ebert: Lost Thought 00: coco ebert: Christoph Waltz should be in everything always.

He doesn't get enough work, but he only really stands out with Tarantino

He's not good in other stuff? He was just magic in Django.

He was very "meh" in the 3 Musketeers


Ah, I see. That movie looked like crap though. Hey, a guy's gotta work.
 
2013-01-13 08:30:11 PM
The audio is awful.
 
2013-01-13 08:31:32 PM
Can't blame her. Bradley Cooper is nearly impossibly handsome.
 
2013-01-13 08:31:39 PM
How many mics do they have open?
It sounds like the presenters are standing in front of a waterfall!
 
2013-01-13 08:32:07 PM
Prime Minister Harriet Jones!
 
2013-01-13 08:33:05 PM
REALLY?! THE CREEPY GINGER FROM THE CRAPPY HOMELAND OVER CRANSTON!? BOLLOCKS I SAY.
 
2013-01-13 08:33:06 PM
Yay, Major Winters!
 
2013-01-13 08:33:12 PM
I like Homeland, but I was pulling for Bryan Cranston.
 
2013-01-13 08:33:48 PM

The English Major: CRAPPY HOMELAND


I see you haven't watched it.
 
2013-01-13 08:34:15 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I see you haven't watched it.


Season one was great.
Season to was shiat.
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:34:22 PM
Showtime and Fox?
 
2013-01-13 08:34:37 PM
Lewis wins, I feel this is a repeat.
 
2013-01-13 08:34:57 PM
Season two, rather, was shiat.
 
2013-01-13 08:35:23 PM
What the hell just happened?
 
2013-01-13 08:35:29 PM
Technical difficulties!
 
2013-01-13 08:35:32 PM
What is this, amateur hour?
 
2013-01-13 08:35:32 PM
Annnnnnd welcome to the Golden Globes.
 
2013-01-13 08:35:57 PM

Di Atribe: Prime Minister Harriet Jones!


Yes. We know who she is.
 
2013-01-13 08:36:13 PM
We hit derp.
 
2013-01-13 08:36:32 PM

The English Major: Season two, rather, was shiat.


Looks like you're the only one who thinks so
 
2013-01-13 08:36:32 PM
everyone is drunk.

everyone.
 
2013-01-13 08:36:37 PM
They're just trolling Breaking Bad fans at this point .
 
2013-01-13 08:36:37 PM
The director of this show seems to be a 6 year old on a sugar high.
 
2013-01-13 08:36:41 PM
Probably the most trumped-up awards show evah.

Since word got out 6-7 years ago that some nominees got half-tanked and therefore ANYTHING GOES! this aspect has been played up to the hilt.

I'd have to be paid to watch this crap. And a lot of money, too.

BTW Seth McFarlane got terrible reviews for his hosting of the Academy Awards(tm) announcements last week.

He's gonna be a train wreck.
 
2013-01-13 08:36:48 PM
lets get the entire crew on stage!
 
2013-01-13 08:36:51 PM
Hello to you too, Paul Rudd
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:36:56 PM
Spoiler alert, Ganza!
 
2013-01-13 08:37:04 PM

sarahthustra: everyone is drunk.

everyone.


I'm not.
 
2013-01-13 08:37:07 PM
Is Jamie Kennedy running this?
 
2013-01-13 08:37:36 PM
Homeland for TV series, drama for the one person who needed results.
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:38:39 PM
"Motive" looks stupid as all get out.
 
2013-01-13 08:38:50 PM
We would like to thank the creator of Homeland for spoiling Homeland.
 
2013-01-13 08:38:59 PM
Why does it look like Jennifer Lawrence is wearing her dad's blazer?
 
2013-01-13 08:38:59 PM

Di Atribe: Looks like you're the only one who thinks so


Di Atribe: Homeland for TV series, drama for the one person who needed results.


BAH. BAH I say.
 
2013-01-13 08:39:01 PM
I gotta be honest, guys, I'm just killing time til Downton.
 
2013-01-13 08:39:06 PM
I'm not as drunk as everyone in the auditorium, must work on that!
 
2013-01-13 08:39:44 PM

The English Major: Di Atribe: Looks like you're the only one who thinks so

Di Atribe: Homeland for TV series, drama for the one person who needed results.

BAH. BAH I say.


Humbug?
 
2013-01-13 08:40:00 PM

RevMercutio: We would like to thank the creator of Homeland for spoiling Homeland.


I was just think that.
 
2013-01-13 08:40:08 PM

Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lawrence is wearing her dad's blazer?


Looks like her moms prom dress.
 
2013-01-13 08:40:58 PM
.... or not thinking at all.

This drinking game is working.
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:41:01 PM

Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lawrence is wearing her dad's blazer?


No idea, but bring on Chris Tucker to utter the immortal line "You gotta pop that ass girl!" and all will be okay.
 
2013-01-13 08:41:07 PM
Haha, AIG commercial. GTFO jokers.
 
2013-01-13 08:41:21 PM
So what do the people at Mel Gibson's table talk about?
 
2013-01-13 08:41:34 PM
Hi. We're AIG. We took money from the government and now we're suing them for it. LOVE US.
 
2013-01-13 08:42:10 PM
AIG, your attempt at positive PR doesn't make me hate you less.
 
2013-01-13 08:42:29 PM
AIG trolling
 
2013-01-13 08:43:01 PM

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lawrence is wearing her dad's blazer?

Looks like her moms prom dress.


Yeah, when they show her in the audience, she's wearing some powder blue jacket. I looked up her red carpet pics on imdb & that dress is..... it really makes her boobs look weird.
 
2013-01-13 08:43:06 PM

RevMercutio: So what do the people at Mel Gibson's table talk about?


Whatever they can talk about with eye-blink morse code so Gibson doesn't know what they're saying.
 
2013-01-13 08:43:24 PM
I wish they'd fix that damn sound.
 
2013-01-13 08:43:32 PM
Oh wow that was painful.
 
2013-01-13 08:43:41 PM
I think someone just had a stroke on stage
 
2013-01-13 08:43:43 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: I think Winter dressed down to make the creepers back down.


Nothing that a pair of yoga pants can't change.

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-01-13 08:44:39 PM
JLO & Who?
 
2013-01-13 08:45:07 PM
Why does it look like Jennifer Lopez only has hair on one side of her head
 
2013-01-13 08:45:25 PM

Wellon Dowd: Incorrigible Astronaut: I think Winter dressed down to make the creepers back down.

Nothing that a pair of yoga pants can't change.

[i.imgur.com image 400x800][i.imgur.com image 400x800]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-13 08:45:25 PM
The mic sure is picking up a lot of background noise. Presenters sound awful.
 
2013-01-13 08:46:00 PM

Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lopez only has hair on one side of her head


Hell of a combover.
 
2013-01-13 08:46:29 PM

Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lopez only has hair on one side of her head


Bad case of bed head.
 
2013-01-13 08:46:35 PM

Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lopez only has hair on one side of her head


...and a dress on only half her body...
 
2013-01-13 08:46:45 PM
And I thought the Oscars sound issues sucked
 
2013-01-13 08:46:53 PM

The English Major: Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lopez only has hair on one side of her head

Hell of a combover.


I did my hair like that in the 4th grade and felt like I looked like an idiot all day.

.....
 
2013-01-13 08:47:09 PM

Lost Thought 00: I think someone just had a stroke on stage


Dude got people out of Iran, bu couldn't handle being onstage.
 
2013-01-13 08:47:16 PM
Dude, you wrote a song, get the fark off stage.
 
2013-01-13 08:47:45 PM

Stile4aly: Lost Thought 00: I think someone just had a stroke on stage

Dude got people out of Iran, bu couldn't handle being onstage.


Most of the actors there also freeze on stage without a script.
 
2013-01-13 08:47:59 PM

ariseatex: Di Atribe: Why does it look like Jennifer Lopez only has hair on one side of her head

Bad case of bed head.


Very very bad case. It must look horrid in the back.
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:48:13 PM
Found a tumblr with updating red-carpet pics, for those interested: Link
 
2013-01-13 08:48:30 PM
Just shaddup and give it to Adele.
 
2013-01-13 08:48:31 PM
If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?
 
2013-01-13 08:49:12 PM
Suddenly sucked, by the way. And that's coming from somebody who has Les Miz as his favorite movie of the year.
 
2013-01-13 08:49:12 PM
And it's fatass by a nose.
 
2013-01-13 08:49:24 PM
How does Adele still have that many chins?
 
2013-01-13 08:49:43 PM

The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?


I don't even think she's here. I'm pretty sure everybody knew it was going to Adele.
 
2013-01-13 08:50:01 PM

Popcorn Johnny: And it's fatass by a nose.


She's a singer, not a supermodel. fark off.
 
2013-01-13 08:50:02 PM
Adele speeches are the best speeches.
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:50:03 PM

The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?


As Joel McHale mentioned on the The Soup, maybe she's the one that's a bad relationship partner?
 
2013-01-13 08:50:13 PM
She should sing her acceptance speech, sounds much better.
 
2013-01-13 08:50:26 PM

Di Atribe: Popcorn Johnny: And it's fatass by a nose.

She's a singer, not a supermodel. fark off.


Welcome to pop culture.
 
2013-01-13 08:50:27 PM
And RIGHT as I speculate that Taylor didn't show up the camera goes to her. Of course. Thanks, camera, make me look like a huge idiot.
 
2013-01-13 08:50:45 PM
I know she's hated around these parts because she has the audacity to be a plus size, but I freaking love Adele.
 
2013-01-13 08:51:01 PM

Gosling: I don't even think she's here. I'm pretty sure everybody knew it was going to Adele.


No, she's there. Watching and moping.

paj: As Joel McHale mentioned on the The Soup, maybe she's the one that's a bad relationship partner?


I think there needs to be an intervention of sorts.
 
2013-01-13 08:51:04 PM

cameroncrazy1984: How does Adele still have that many chins?


Having a child, perhaps?

Aretha Franklin and Ann Wilson are also heavy ladies. And 2 of the best singers in creation.
 
2013-01-13 08:51:05 PM

paj: The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?

As Joel McHale mentioned on the The Soup, maybe she's the one that's a bad relationship partner?


All your failed relationships have a common element: You.
 
2013-01-13 08:52:17 PM
...aand I'm already tired of the "lovely can" ad.
 
2013-01-13 08:52:33 PM
Ok. This is the 20th Diet Pepsi commercial. I hate Diet Pepsi now.
 
2013-01-13 08:53:11 PM

RevMercutio: cameroncrazy1984: How does Adele still have that many chins?

Having a child, perhaps?

Aretha Franklin and Ann Wilson are also heavy ladies. And 2 of the best singers in creation.


Having a broad chest and diaphragm make you more powerful singer. However, they also make you look built like a brick shiathouse.
 
2013-01-13 08:53:13 PM

Wellon Dowd: Incorrigible Astronaut: I think Winter dressed down to make the creepers back down.

Nothing that a pair of yoga pants can't change.

[i.imgur.com image 400x800][i.imgur.com image 400x800]


Damn, now I'm on some kind of government list for seeing that, aren't I?
 
2013-01-13 08:53:49 PM

Gosling: And RIGHT as I speculate that Taylor didn't show up the camera goes to her. Of course. Thanks, camera, make me look like a huge idiot.


Meh, how can you know whether or not the poster child for bad relationships is at one awards show or another? I only knew because some website made a big deal of her showing up ALONE to the show.
 
2013-01-13 08:54:08 PM

StrandedInAZ: I know she's hated around these parts because she has the audacity to be a plus size, but I freaking love Adele.


I love her, too. Great voice, interesting to listen to, writes her own songs, does her own thing, and tells anyone who doesn't like it to get bent. If anyone dislikes a singer for being "fat," then they're looking for something to look at, not something to listen to. It's just silly.
 
2013-01-13 08:54:17 PM

eddievercetti: And I thought the Oscars sound issues sucked


The room (audience) mics are cranked way loud, you're actually hearing the air in the room moving around.
They need a noise gate, so that they only turn on, when there's sound present.
 
2013-01-13 08:54:34 PM
I hope she gets the Oscar for singing a Bond theme, weirder things have happened.
 
2013-01-13 08:54:41 PM

paj: The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?

As Joel McHale mentioned on the The Soup, maybe she's the one that's a bad relationship partner?


She has to know that's going to be the running gag about her until she makes a relationship stick... but from what I've heard, this one's totally justified. You find another girl's phone number on your boyfriend mid-snog, it's not ending well. I don't care what relationship it is. It's going down in flames right then and there.

(PS: I have also heard that within two days of getting back to the recording studio, she had FIVE different Harry songs written. And that's AFTER she tried to make them as cryptic as possible so people can't figure out which songs are the Harry songs inside of five seconds.)
 
2013-01-13 08:55:12 PM
Now there's an attractive woman.
 
2013-01-13 08:55:20 PM

Grey Street: Wellon Dowd: Incorrigible Astronaut: I think Winter dressed down to make the creepers back down.

Nothing that a pair of yoga pants can't change.

[i.imgur.com image 400x800][i.imgur.com image 400x800]

Damn, now I'm on some kind of government list for seeing that, aren't I?


Remain calm, citizen. Your case officer will be contacting you with instructions regarding your probation.
 
2013-01-13 08:55:39 PM

StrandedInAZ: RevMercutio: StrandedInAZ: Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles?

Yup. His wife. Bastard.

(In my best Carson voice): I did not know that.


He also directed The Campaign this year, which is just a weird combination of movies.
 
2013-01-13 08:55:59 PM
That guy...his face is in the weirdest proportions.
 
2013-01-13 08:56:11 PM
WE'RE RUNNING OUT TIME
 
2013-01-13 08:56:16 PM

ariseatex: ...aand I'm already tired of the "lovely can" ad.


It's much better on mute.

Jessica Alba is gorgeous as usual, but why the one-sided hair? Why the weird-boob dress? WHY?

HEY SHERLOCK! GIVE IT TO HIM! YAY! Or the guy that plays Moriarty, damn that guy gave me the heebie jeebies.
 
2013-01-13 08:56:29 PM
Awesome, he was great in Hatfields & McCoys.
 
2013-01-13 08:56:39 PM
Kevin Costner won? Impossible!
 
2013-01-13 08:56:40 PM
The Poehler/Fey plants are hilarious.

I'm shocked Costner won. I thought for sure Harrelson would get it.
 
2013-01-13 08:56:40 PM
And well played, Tina.
 
2013-01-13 08:57:06 PM

Gosling: The English Major: If Taylor Swift loses, will she write an album about the heartbreak?

I don't even think she's here. I'm pretty sure everybody knew it was going to Adele.


Both the Golden Globe and the pre-ceremony buffet.
 
2013-01-13 08:57:24 PM

cameroncrazy1984: That guy...his face is in the weirdest proportions.


He also didn't seem happy to have lost.
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:57:32 PM
Ahh, for the days when Kevin Costner was an unknown actor...
 
2013-01-13 08:57:38 PM
Adele wins best speech.

It is hard to believe that beautiful singing voice comes from that same talking voice.
 
2013-01-13 08:57:44 PM

Arn_Dee: WE'RE RUNNING OUT TIME


WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR
 
2013-01-13 08:57:54 PM

Mad_Radhu: StrandedInAZ: RevMercutio: StrandedInAZ: Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles?

Yup. His wife. Bastard.

(In my best Carson voice): I did not know that.

He also directed The Campaign this year, which is just a weird combination of movies.


Wow. I didn't know that either. That's definitely a strange combo of movies.
 
2013-01-13 08:58:04 PM
Is Kevin Costner dying or something?
 
2013-01-13 08:58:11 PM
man, Dog President is getting the shaft...
 
2013-01-13 08:58:13 PM
I'm glad I saw this Costner speech. Pretty good if it's extemporaneous.
 
2013-01-13 08:58:26 PM
That's great Kevin, but shut up and make a movie where cowboys play baseball.
 
2013-01-13 08:58:47 PM
I don't know what was longer: Kevin Costner's speech or Dances with Wolves.

ZOMG THE BEST PRESIDENT OF THE 20TH CENTURY!
 
2013-01-13 08:58:49 PM
Oh great, Clinton's presenting. We'll be here for another hour.
 
2013-01-13 08:58:49 PM
WTF?!?
 
2013-01-13 08:58:50 PM
Now all the libs have a hardon.
 
2013-01-13 08:58:57 PM
Why is Clinton there?
 
paj
2013-01-13 08:58:58 PM
Clinton slumming it with the liberal ferriner press.
 
2013-01-13 08:58:59 PM
The 1st black president.
 
2013-01-13 08:59:06 PM
Wha.... WHAT IS HE DOING HERE
 
2013-01-13 08:59:10 PM
OMG BILL
 
2013-01-13 08:59:32 PM

mediablitz: Adele wins best speech.

It is hard to believe that beautiful singing voice comes from that same talking voice.


Your breathing changes between when you talk and when you sing. (At least for some singers.) My singing voice is higher and broader than my speaking voice.
 
2013-01-13 08:59:51 PM
Is Billy C wearing new dentures?
 
2013-01-13 09:00:01 PM
Shut up you lying piece of shiat.
 
2013-01-13 09:00:03 PM
FOX News: See, we told you Hollywood is full of those liberal elites.
 
2013-01-13 09:00:24 PM
If Clinton redoes his DNC speech, it will be the most awesome awesome that ever awesomed!
 
2013-01-13 09:00:43 PM
Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:04 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.


You mad? You mad.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:11 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Oh great, Clinton's presenting. We'll be here for another hour.


Clinton will now explain why Lincoln will win using arithmetic. He will then have a 4 way with Clare Danes, Sophia Vergara, and Kathryn Bigelow.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:21 PM
"It was Bill Rodham Clinton..." HA HA HA
 
2013-01-13 09:01:23 PM
Amy showing some nice cleavage.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:41 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.
 
2013-01-13 09:01:47 PM
Dog President is getting screwed tonight, BTW.
 
2013-01-13 09:02:00 PM
Calm down, The English Major.
 
2013-01-13 09:02:03 PM
Great, Will Farrell and the female Will Farrell
 
2013-01-13 09:02:08 PM

ariseatex: mediablitz: Adele wins best speech.

It is hard to believe that beautiful singing voice comes from that same talking voice.

Your breathing changes between when you talk and when you sing. (At least for some singers.) My singing voice is higher and broader than my speaking voice.


My singing voice isn't anything like my talking voice. Except, somehow, my "Texas accent" manages to come through. Of course I'm all, "what accent?"
 
2013-01-13 09:02:11 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


They all lie.
 
2013-01-13 09:02:15 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.


Somebody is bitter!
 
2013-01-13 09:02:31 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


Oh, George W. Bush is there, too?
 
2013-01-13 09:03:04 PM

StrandedInAZ: Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.

Oh, George W. Bush is there, too?


Zing!
 
2013-01-13 09:03:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.

You know why? Because we're not uptight about a beej.


Sex is scary. Going into two unfunded wars is a-ok, though!
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:03:20 PM
Emily Blunt was better in Looper.
 
2013-01-13 09:03:50 PM
Judy Dench isn't there. So we stay clothed, I guess.
 
2013-01-13 09:04:00 PM

Di Atribe: ariseatex: mediablitz: Adele wins best speech.

It is hard to believe that beautiful singing voice comes from that same talking voice.

Your breathing changes between when you talk and when you sing. (At least for some singers.) My singing voice is higher and broader than my speaking voice.

My singing voice isn't anything like my talking voice. Except, somehow, my "Texas accent" manages to come through. Of course I'm all, "what accent?"


An operatic soprano I know is College Station born & raised. Sounds more East Texan when she talks, sounds like an angel when she sings.
 
2013-01-13 09:04:08 PM

cameroncrazy1984: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.

You mad? You mad.


Yup, he mad. Some type red state affliction or something.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:04:09 PM
Cheri Oteri was better at this than Ms Wiig.
 
2013-01-13 09:04:56 PM
STFU Farrell.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:18 PM
God, they are really dragging this.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:21 PM
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused. Brilliant.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:26 PM
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused by your bullshiat.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:29 PM
Tommy Lee Jones is not the one.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:36 PM
How buzzed are these people.I aint laughing at all.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:38 PM

ariseatex: An operatic soprano I know is College Station born & raised. Sounds more East Texan when she talks, sounds like an angel when she sings.


I've got no training, but I'm definitely less annoying when I sing. ;)
 
2013-01-13 09:05:39 PM

TommyymmoT: cameroncrazy1984: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.

You mad? You mad.

Yup, he mad. Some type red state affliction or something.


He needs to calm down, so he's gone to stare at his AR 15 and fondle himself.
 
2013-01-13 09:05:42 PM
Tommy Lee Jones gonna Choke a biatch!!
 
2013-01-13 09:05:45 PM
Tommy Lee Jones not impressed
 
2013-01-13 09:05:52 PM
tommy lee jones is not amused.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:00 PM
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused.
Nor am I.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:09 PM
Tommy Lee Jones is not amused.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:12 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Amazing how people love a guy that lied to the entire country.


Clinton lied, sperm died.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:30 PM
Jennifer won with her prom dress!
 
2013-01-13 09:06:40 PM
Jennifer Lawrence was great in the movie, but I felt like she was too young to carry the role.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:42 PM
There's the award you should've gotten for Winter's Bone, Jennifer.
 
2013-01-13 09:06:47 PM
JL is tipsy.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:07 PM
Wow-Wiig was hot.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:10 PM
Harvey Weinstein! Drink!
 
2013-01-13 09:07:13 PM
Did Jennifer Lawrence lose weight and why?

Weinstein! Drink!
 
2013-01-13 09:07:18 PM
He basically just did that on screen.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:23 PM

ariseatex: There's the award you should've gotten for Winter's Bone, Jennifer.


No doubt, she was spectacular in that movie.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:27 PM

Stile4aly: TommyymmoT: cameroncrazy1984: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Shut up you lying piece of shiat.

You mad? You mad.

Yup, he mad. Some type red state affliction or something.

He needs to calm down, so he's gone to stare at his AR 15 and fondle himself.


He'll be in his bunk. With a copy of Guns and Ammo.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:42 PM
Jennifer Lawrence is 22, people. You can start feeling old...NOW.
 
2013-01-13 09:07:53 PM
blogs.guardian.co.uk
 
2013-01-13 09:07:59 PM
Tommy Lee's next role must be Mckayla Moroney
 
2013-01-13 09:08:33 PM

coco ebert: Jennifer Lawrence was great in the movie, but I felt like she was too young to carry the role.


Isn't she barely 21? Her and Cooper feels icky for some reason.
 
2013-01-13 09:08:53 PM

BeatrixK: Tommy Lee's next role must be Mckayla Moroney


A powerhouse performance.
 
2013-01-13 09:09:00 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-13 09:09:10 PM

eddievercetti: coco ebert: Jennifer Lawrence was great in the movie, but I felt like she was too young to carry the role.

Isn't she barely 21? Her and Cooper feels icky for some reason.


I thought that was the point.
 
2013-01-13 09:09:25 PM

Lord of Allusions: [blogs.guardian.co.uk image 460x300]


Perfect.
 
2013-01-13 09:09:38 PM

ariseatex: Jennifer Lawrence is 22, people. You can start feeling old...NOW.


She gives great interviews. Seems completey unaffected by fame.
 
2013-01-13 09:10:07 PM

ariseatex: Jennifer Lawrence is 22, people. You can start feeling old...NOW.


I remember when she was on that horrible sitcom with one of the douches from Blue Collar. I'm old for remembering that.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:10:08 PM
Taylor Swift looks a bit 'curvier' than before...
i.imgur.com
/Hayden Panitierre 2.0?
 
2013-01-13 09:10:11 PM

ariseatex: Jennifer Lawrence is 22, people. You can start feeling old...NOW.


I'm 3 months older than Jodie Foster. I fondly remember her Disney movies.
 
2013-01-13 09:11:14 PM

ariseatex: I thought that was the point.


I haven't seen it only for the fact that movie is Oscar nominated and it has Chris Tucker.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:11:49 PM

coco ebert: Jennifer Lawrence was great in the movie, but I felt like she was too young to carry the role.


I agree. For most of the film I couldn't tell whether she was supposed to be early-20s or late-20s like I figured Bradley Cooper was supposed to be. She was quite good in the role though.
/pop that ass, girl
 
2013-01-13 09:12:29 PM
Kristen Bell is covering up way too much.
 
2013-01-13 09:12:34 PM

paj: Taylor Swift looks a bit 'curvier' than before...
[i.imgur.com image 442x594]
/Hayden Panitierre 2.0?


Hey now.
 
2013-01-13 09:12:42 PM
Veronica Mars!
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:12:55 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Kristen Bell is covering up way too much.


Too much fetus?
 
2013-01-13 09:13:01 PM

eddievercetti: ariseatex: I thought that was the point.

I haven't seen it only for the fact that movie is Oscar nominated and it has Chris Tucker.


I didn't see it because the stupid right wing owners of the Cinemark here in Helena didn't show it. Hell, they didn't play Lincoln until the 2nd week of December, and only because they got so many complaints.
 
2013-01-13 09:13:08 PM
Ed Harris is a dick for not showing up.
 
2013-01-13 09:13:15 PM
didn't know tommy lee jones was playing himself in sunset limited.
 
2013-01-13 09:13:22 PM
Patinkin just got robbed.
 
2013-01-13 09:13:30 PM
Ed Harris has much more better things to do?
 
2013-01-13 09:13:47 PM

paj: Taylor Swift looks a bit 'curvier' than before...
[i.imgur.com image 442x594]
/Hayden Panitierre 2.0?


WTF

Also, Kristen Bell could've given that award to Max Greenfield and had a moment because they used to be on Veronica Mars together, wouldn't that have been neeeeeeeeeeeeeat?
 
2013-01-13 09:14:41 PM
@the_ironsheik on Twitter sez: "fark the Diet Pepsi"

Guess he's sick of the commercial too.
 
2013-01-13 09:14:56 PM
The bag scene in Django was really funny.
 
2013-01-13 09:15:09 PM
Megan Fox is still a thing?
 
2013-01-13 09:15:31 PM

eddievercetti: Megan Fox is still a thing?


Person, technically.
 
2013-01-13 09:15:33 PM

Stile4aly: Patinkin Eric Stonestreet just got robbed.

 
2013-01-13 09:15:40 PM
Anne Hathaway wins or we riot.
 
2013-01-13 09:16:06 PM
Helen Hunt should have won only because she went all out in that film.
 
2013-01-13 09:16:08 PM
She wants me tonight. When puts her hair on that side, it's our special signal.
 
2013-01-13 09:16:36 PM
Yay, Anne won. Now she can eat a sammich.
 
2013-01-13 09:16:38 PM
Ugh, Anne Hathaway is so affected.
 
2013-01-13 09:16:40 PM

Lord of Allusions: The bag scene in Django was really funny.


I just finally saw it last night, and I concur. That was hilarious.
 
2013-01-13 09:17:06 PM
yeah, i think i'm just about sick of listening to her ramble.
 
2013-01-13 09:17:07 PM
Megan Fox's face is friends with Nicole Kidman's face
 
2013-01-13 09:17:30 PM
"Thank you for this blunt object that will be my weapon against self-doubt."

I thought she was gonna say she'd use it for something else...
 
2013-01-13 09:17:31 PM
The salute to Sally Field was sweet though.
 
2013-01-13 09:17:45 PM
I bet all the kiddies watching are asking "flying nun?"
 
2013-01-13 09:17:57 PM
"Thank you for this lovely blunt object" and I barely kept from laughing long enough to find out she was creating a metaphor.
 
mjg
2013-01-13 09:18:13 PM
Anyone else watching this stream of the GG? Kind of interesting - no commercials, and the Emcee dude is cracking jokes/prodding the applause coming out of break.
 
2013-01-13 09:18:43 PM
Anne Hathaway reminds Sally Field that she likes her. She really really likes her.
 
2013-01-13 09:19:05 PM

ariseatex: "Thank you for this blunt object that will be my weapon against self-doubt."

I thought she was gonna say she'd use it for something else...


I wonder where the batteries go?
 
2013-01-13 09:19:08 PM
Oh god and I thought seeing the NFL Bad Day ad all day was bad.
 
2013-01-13 09:19:18 PM
"...I'd like to thank Wonder Bread for making this film possible."
 
2013-01-13 09:20:13 PM

Popcorn Johnny: [i47.tinypic.com image 404x394]


animated gif please
 
2013-01-13 09:20:33 PM

TommyymmoT: ariseatex: "Thank you for this blunt object that will be my weapon against self-doubt."

I thought she was gonna say she'd use it for something else...

I wonder where the batteries go?


And does it shake or does the globe just spin?

eddievercetti: Oh god and I thought seeing the NFL Bad Day ad all day was bad.


Who's better, Sofia Verraga or Romolicious?
 
2013-01-13 09:20:43 PM
I wanna test the Good Witch!
 
2013-01-13 09:21:00 PM
Hey, did anyone else know Sofia Vergara is shilling for Diet Pepsi? You'd think they'd try to use her more.
 
2013-01-13 09:21:26 PM
So new Alfac duck during the Super Bowl?
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:21:47 PM

Leader O'Cola: Popcorn Johnny: [i47.tinypic.com image 404x394]

animated gif please


Too big to post inline - Link
 
2013-01-13 09:22:46 PM

ariseatex: Who's better, Sofia Verraga or Romolicious?


Let me think about that, long and hard.

a.abcnews.go.com
 
2013-01-13 09:23:10 PM

ariseatex: eddievercetti: Oh god and I thought seeing the NFL Bad Day ad all day was bad.

Who's better, Sofia Verraga or Romolicious?


I think we all know the answer to this one, ok?
 
2013-01-13 09:23:17 PM
WTF happened to Helen Hunt's face?
 
2013-01-13 09:23:18 PM
Hey, it's that guy who dies like a biatch in Goblet of Fire.
 
2013-01-13 09:23:23 PM
PALE OFF!
 
2013-01-13 09:23:38 PM
i264.photobucket.com

You're welcome.
 
2013-01-13 09:23:40 PM

ariseatex: TommyymmoT: ariseatex: "Thank you for this blunt object that will be my weapon against self-doubt."

I thought she was gonna say she'd use it for something else...

I wonder where the batteries go?

And does it shake or does the globe just spin?

eddievercetti: Oh god and I thought seeing the NFL Bad Day ad all day was bad.

Who's better, Sofia Verraga or Romolicious?


It sings "Take Me To The River"
 
2013-01-13 09:24:02 PM
Django was QT's worst film.
 
2013-01-13 09:24:04 PM

The English Major: Hey, it's that guy who dies like a biatch in Goblet of Fire.


Farking Hufflepuffs.
 
2013-01-13 09:24:05 PM

The English Major: Hey, it's that guy who dies like a biatch in Goblet of Fire.


funny-pictures-blog.com
 
2013-01-13 09:24:11 PM
Quentin ain't gonna win a Oscar so why the fark not?
 
2013-01-13 09:24:14 PM
uma and seyfreid need to play sisters in some movie.
 
2013-01-13 09:24:23 PM
Yay Quentin!
 
2013-01-13 09:24:40 PM
YAY!

Love me some Tarantino!!!!!!
 
2013-01-13 09:24:44 PM
Love Quinten..But how creepy is he?
 
2013-01-13 09:25:04 PM
Two! Two Django Unchained Golden Globes!

www.maloneyperformance.com

/ah ah ah
 
2013-01-13 09:25:18 PM
Drunk alert?
 
2013-01-13 09:25:21 PM

W.C.fields forever: Love Quinten..But how creepy is he?


Yeah. A tad.
 
2013-01-13 09:25:39 PM
Quentin Tarantino makes me nervous. I think he might go all Phil Spector on someone someday.
 
2013-01-13 09:25:46 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-01-13 09:25:53 PM

W.C.fields forever: Love Quinten..But how creepy is he?


Very, very creepy. Genius often is, though.
 
2013-01-13 09:26:03 PM
Jeremy's...Iron!
 
2013-01-13 09:26:34 PM

paj: Leader O'Cola: Popcorn Johnny: [i47.tinypic.com image 404x394]

animated gif please

Too big to post inline - Link


thanks!
 
2013-01-13 09:26:37 PM
Well hello, Scar.
 
2013-01-13 09:26:45 PM
Jeremy Irons is in a tux-skirt. Your argument is invalid.
 
2013-01-13 09:27:12 PM
Simon Gruber in a tuxedo. WIN!
 
2013-01-13 09:27:27 PM
Why is Lucy Liu wearing my grandma's couch?
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:27:30 PM
Who let Lucy Liu off of the top of the cake?
 
2013-01-13 09:27:32 PM
Does Lucy Liu have a hot-air balloon under that dress?
 
2013-01-13 09:27:36 PM

StrandedInAZ: W.C.fields forever: Love Quinten..But how creepy is he?

Very, very creepy. Genius often is, though.


I could only hang with him in small doses.
 
2013-01-13 09:27:47 PM
C'mon Louie!
 
2013-01-13 09:27:51 PM
lucy liu is way too hot for a terrible dress like that
 
2013-01-13 09:27:52 PM
Lucy Liu is dressed as a dining room table.
 
2013-01-13 09:28:16 PM
We don't get clips for the TV shows? BOOOOOOOO
 
2013-01-13 09:28:26 PM
War Machine won? Cool.
 
2013-01-13 09:28:29 PM
I like Don Cheadle, but I could not get through one episode of House of Lies. I wonder if it got better after the pilot.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:28:31 PM
The kid who plays Cheadle's son in House of Lies is the best thing about that entire show. Yes, Kristin Bell included.
 
2013-01-13 09:28:52 PM

Stile4aly: Lucy Liu is dressed as a dining room table.


"Why is Lucy Liu wearing a table cloth" was my last FB post.
 
2013-01-13 09:28:54 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Django was QT's worst film.


Maybe so but it is still pretty good.
 
2013-01-13 09:29:51 PM
so this show has pretty much sucked
 
2013-01-13 09:30:20 PM

badhatharry: Maybe so but it is still pretty good.


By the end, I was just happy it was over.  Aside from the bag scene and a couple other scenes, it was a colossal bore.
 
mjg
2013-01-13 09:30:48 PM
House of Lies has the same feel/quality of a USA Network show but with swearing and nudity.

There. I said it.
 
2013-01-13 09:31:17 PM
Good. No one from Big Bang Theory should ever win anything.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:31:18 PM

VvonderJesus: so this show has pretty much sucked


Agreed. More Bruce Vilanch jokes!
 
2013-01-13 09:31:20 PM
I'd never heard of this show before tonight. What channel is it on? And Jean-Ralphio is in it, too!?
 
2013-01-13 09:31:35 PM
Ironic that Lies new season just started...
 
2013-01-13 09:31:38 PM

VvonderJesus: so this show has pretty much sucked


Well, yeah, after Tina and Amy got off-camera and let non-Tinas and non-Amys fark everything up.
 
2013-01-13 09:31:40 PM

badhatharry: Popcorn Johnny: Django was QT's worst film.

Maybe so but it is still pretty good.


Worse than Jackie Brown? Unlikely.
 
2013-01-13 09:31:55 PM

StrandedInAZ: I like Don Cheadle, but I could not get through one episode of House of Lies. I wonder if it got better after the pilot.


Nope. Amazed it got a second season.
 
2013-01-13 09:32:00 PM

eddievercetti: Ironic that Lies new season just started...


Like rain on your wedding day.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:32:31 PM

mjg: House of Lies has the same feel/quality of a USA Network show but with swearing and nudity.

There. I said it.


Yup. Nothing wrong with that, as long as expectations are appropriate. USA shows are generally fun, breezy entertainment.
 
2013-01-13 09:32:51 PM

Popcorn Johnny: badhatharry: Maybe so but it is still pretty good.

By the end, I was just happy it was over.  Aside from the bag scene and a couple other scenes, it was a colossal bore.


It won't be winning any awards for editing, that's for sure. But QT loves those long, drawn-out speeches. I've come to expect that from his films.
 
2013-01-13 09:33:26 PM

paj: mjg: House of Lies has the same feel/quality of a USA Network show but with swearing and nudity.

There. I said it.

Yup. Nothing wrong with that, as long as expectations are appropriate. USA shows are generally fun, breezy entertainment.


Imagine if Psych dropped Fark and Shiat bombs.
 
2013-01-13 09:34:08 PM
Oh look, it's has-been action hero hour.
 
2013-01-13 09:34:12 PM
The Expendables getting awards?
 
2013-01-13 09:34:18 PM
LOL Sylvester & Arnold FTW
 
2013-01-13 09:34:23 PM
Box office hits from 30 years ago!
 
2013-01-13 09:34:23 PM
SOMEONE GET THESE PEOPLE DRUNK
 
mjg
2013-01-13 09:34:28 PM

spiralscratch: Good. No one from Big Bang Theory should ever win anything.


This. This. And This.

The Big Bang Theory is 'forced humor' (not every joke deserves a belly-laugh) in the same way That 70s Show was.
 
2013-01-13 09:34:34 PM
Is Rambo's head that small or Terminator's head just that farking big?
 
2013-01-13 09:34:54 PM
Switched channels during the commercial just in time for Jame Gumb to kidnap Catherine Martin.

/Is she a great big fat person?
 
2013-01-13 09:34:55 PM
gooo chargers, go
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:35:12 PM

eddievercetti: paj: mjg: House of Lies has the same feel/quality of a USA Network show but with swearing and nudity.

There. I said it.

Yup. Nothing wrong with that, as long as expectations are appropriate. USA shows are generally fun, breezy entertainment.

Imagine if Psych dropped Fark and Shiat bombs.


That would be awesome. Also Maggie Lawson's boobs.
 
2013-01-13 09:35:22 PM
Best foreign language film? "Honey Boo Boo, The Movie".
 
2013-01-13 09:35:25 PM
And I have not heard of any of those films.
 
2013-01-13 09:35:32 PM
Hey look! Hasbeen's introducing Nobodies!
 
2013-01-13 09:35:48 PM
Ahahaha, Michael Haneke FTW!
 
2013-01-13 09:35:50 PM
Jesus this guy sounds like Arnold.
 
2013-01-13 09:35:54 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: LOL Sylvester & Arnold FTW


The guy who farked California so badly that they passed a law requiring condom-use in porn.
 
2013-01-13 09:36:23 PM
Is Sylvester Stallone's head seems to be shrinking as though he drank a potion in a Looney Tunes cartoon?
 
2013-01-13 09:36:51 PM
That is one bad Hat Sly!!
 
2013-01-13 09:36:59 PM
Sigh. Dragging politics into an entertainment thread is always super fun for everyone.
 
2013-01-13 09:37:08 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Django was QT's worst film.


You sound fat like a plantation owner
 
2013-01-13 09:37:23 PM
It's going to go to Claire Danes
 
2013-01-13 09:37:24 PM
hey it's the actually talented one from glee
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:37:34 PM
Who knew Lea Michelle was Snooki's older sister?
 
2013-01-13 09:37:46 PM
Claire Danes is so farking sexy.
 
2013-01-13 09:37:53 PM
Homeland = ALL THE GLOBES!
 
2013-01-13 09:37:58 PM
I am a wizard.
 
2013-01-13 09:38:07 PM
I got like halfway through the thread and there's Wellon Dowd with his Ariel Winter again.
 
2013-01-13 09:38:39 PM

JRaynor: Popcorn Johnny: Django was QT's worst film.

You sound fat like a plantation owner


I LOL'd.
 
2013-01-13 09:38:41 PM
Lots of 'Homeland' ass kissing in this show. WHY?
 
2013-01-13 09:39:01 PM
Glee girl needs to let up on the tanning booth or something.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:39:06 PM
Homeland-daughter-derp-face:
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-01-13 09:39:24 PM

Linkster: Lots of 'Homeland' ass kissing in this show. WHY?


It's a good show but Breaking Bad is better but of course, it's getting farked over.
 
2013-01-13 09:39:41 PM
never seen homeland. can't be raped by more than one premium subscription at once :(
 
2013-01-13 09:39:45 PM
Trivia: Michael Haneke and Christoph Waltz are "related". They have the same stepfather.
 
2013-01-13 09:40:41 PM

eddievercetti: Linkster: Lots of 'Homeland' ass kissing in this show. WHY?

It's a good show but Breaking Bad is better but of course, it's getting farked over.


Breaking Bad, yes, never seen Homeland, does that mean I should start?
 
2013-01-13 09:40:51 PM

eddievercetti: Linkster: Lots of 'Homeland' ass kissing in this show. WHY?

It's a good show but Breaking Bad is better but of course, it's getting farked over.


Homeland was running when Golden Globe voting was taking place. Breaking Bad airing in the summer cost it the awards.
 
2013-01-13 09:40:55 PM
Hey, it's the accountants! Let's look at accountants!
 
mjg
2013-01-13 09:41:41 PM

SpikeStrip: never seen homeland. can't be raped by more than one premium subscription at once :(


FYI, there are no subscriptions on torrents...
 
2013-01-13 09:41:52 PM

Stile4aly: Homeland was running when Golden Globe voting was taking place. Breaking Bad airing in the summer cost it the awards.


Not true at all, summer show win all the time.
 
2013-01-13 09:42:07 PM
Oh look, football farkers! More Tom Brady!
 
2013-01-13 09:42:11 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-01-13 09:42:14 PM

Linkster: eddievercetti: Linkster: Lots of 'Homeland' ass kissing in this show. WHY?

It's a good show but Breaking Bad is better but of course, it's getting farked over.

Breaking Bad, yes, never seen Homeland, does that mean I should start?


Homeland is excellent, but I think Breaking Bad is the superior show.
 
2013-01-13 09:42:14 PM
You're going to face Ray Lewis again

/I AM?
 
2013-01-13 09:42:31 PM

SpikeStrip: never seen homeland. can't be raped by more than one premium subscription at once :(


I turned off the last one I had, Showtime, when Dexter ended. My DirecTV bill was getting astronomical. I figured it's cheaper to just wait until they show up on Netflix or Prime.

/My contract is ending next month, and I fully expect DirecTV to throw a whole slew of credits at me when I call them to cancel. We'll see.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:42:45 PM

SpikeStrip: never seen homeland. can't be raped by more than one premium subscription at once :(


myrls dot me ftw.
 
2013-01-13 09:42:52 PM
Anybody spot Kramer yet?
 
2013-01-13 09:43:11 PM

Linkster: eddievercetti: Linkster: Lots of 'Homeland' ass kissing in this show. WHY?

It's a good show but Breaking Bad is better but of course, it's getting farked over.

Breaking Bad, yes, never seen Homeland, does that mean I should start?


It's good. Not Breaking Bad good, but pretty good.
 
2013-01-13 09:43:26 PM

Gosling: Hey, it's the accountants! Let's look at accountants!


I was looking at the girl with pigtails changing a diaper thinking....where's a bucket of water when you need one.
 
2013-01-13 09:44:33 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Stile4aly: Homeland was running when Golden Globe voting was taking place. Breaking Bad airing in the summer cost it the awards.

Not true at all, summer show win all the time.


I agree, but I think when there are so many good shows then what's fresh in your mind would get your vote.
 
2013-01-13 09:44:58 PM
What? Borat is in Les Miserables???
 
2013-01-13 09:45:07 PM

VvonderJesus: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x425]


laughter out loud
 
2013-01-13 09:45:30 PM
YAY Sacha Baron Cohen
 
2013-01-13 09:45:34 PM
A little late, but I'm glad Adele won for Skyfall.  I think she's a farking phenomenal singer, and deserves every accolade she gets.  She's proof that you can be successful and respected as a female entertainer without being anorexic.  Besides, who listens to musicians for what they look like?  Last I checked, you used your ears for that.
 
2013-01-13 09:45:39 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: You're going to face Ray Lewis again

/I AM?


www.baltimoreravens.com

He can't wait to see the little guy!

/Oh god, Cohen...
 
2013-01-13 09:45:40 PM

Di Atribe: What? Borat is in Les Miserables???


And married to Isla Fisher.
 
2013-01-13 09:45:56 PM
SBC is killing it.
 
2013-01-13 09:46:23 PM

Di Atribe: What? Borat is in Les Miserables???


Master of the House, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm.
 
2013-01-13 09:46:23 PM
They should put Tommy Lee Jones in a small screen the whole show.
 
paj
2013-01-13 09:46:27 PM
SBC's wife is hot. Link that is all.
 
2013-01-13 09:46:28 PM

ariseatex: Oh look, football farkers! More Tom Brady!


Start with a car. No. No. That one. Talk really fast. Talk in sentence fragments. Like this. Or this. Okay, enough. Look at the car. Look at it again. What's that over there? Now back to me. The car is now diamonds. Make rapid-fire images. Big numbers. No, bigger. Punch something. Now blow something up. Show the price quick. Now get Tom Brady. Why Brady? Flacco don't sell. It's that easy.
 
2013-01-13 09:46:31 PM

VvonderJesus: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x425]


*snert*

Crabby Tommy Lee is crabby.
 
2013-01-13 09:46:53 PM
Its now time to list all animated movies released this year!
 
2013-01-13 09:47:34 PM
Give it to Pixar, why not?
 
2013-01-13 09:47:37 PM
Wreck it Ralph robbed.
 
2013-01-13 09:47:38 PM

Coco LaFemme: A little late, but I'm glad Adele won for Skyfall.  I think she's a farking phenomenal singer, and deserves every accolade she gets.  She's proof that you can be successful and respected as a female entertainer without being anorexic.  Besides, who listens to musicians for what they look like?  Last I checked, you used your ears for that.


Agreed. Adele is gorgeous.
 
2013-01-13 09:47:52 PM
I think the speeches are starting to slur.
 
2013-01-13 09:48:22 PM

Gosling: ariseatex: Oh look, football farkers! More Tom Brady!

Start with a car. No. No. That one. Talk really fast. Talk in sentence fragments. Like this. Or this. Okay, enough. Look at the car. Look at it again. What's that over there? Now back to me. The car is now diamonds. Make rapid-fire images. Big numbers. No, bigger. Punch something. Now blow something up. Show the price quick. Now get Tom Brady. Why Brady? Flacco don't sell. It's that easy.


Put Flacco & Ernie in the car together & sales will skyrocket.
 
2013-01-13 09:48:27 PM
He's at a 95 and he needs to be at a 5.
 
2013-01-13 09:48:29 PM
Wreck It Ralph should have won.
 
2013-01-13 09:48:34 PM

mjg: SpikeStrip: never seen homeland. can't be raped by more than one premium subscription at once :(

FYI, there are no subscriptions on torrents...


they tend to be more trouble than they're worth, but if you know of a more facilitative one...
 
2013-01-13 09:48:45 PM

Gosling: I think the speeches are starting to slur.


starting? Arnold and Sylvester were the most coherent people tonight
 
2013-01-13 09:49:20 PM
Why does this show even have hosts? Tina and Amy have barely been on.
 
2013-01-13 09:50:02 PM
Any recommendations on Life of Pi? It's one of the few nominated films I didn't see. Good? Bad? Indifferent?
 
2013-01-13 09:50:47 PM

Di Atribe: What? Borat is in Les Miserables???


He did hold his own in Sweeny Todd...and I barely recognized him in that.

Can't WAIT to see him in the Freddy Mercury Bbopic.
 
2013-01-13 09:50:51 PM

spiralscratch: Why does this show even have hosts? Tina and Amy have barely been on.


Honestly. I haven't seen them in forever. Where the hell are they?
 
2013-01-13 09:51:13 PM
Did he just say the incredible jew?
 
2013-01-13 09:51:42 PM

Gosling: ariseatex: Oh look, football farkers! More Tom Brady!

Start with a car. No. No. That one. Talk really fast. Talk in sentence fragments. Like this. Or this. Okay, enough. Look at the car. Look at it again. What's that over there? Now back to me. The car is now diamonds. Make rapid-fire images. Big numbers. No, bigger. Punch something. Now blow something up. Show the price quick. Now get Tom Brady. Why Brady? Flacco don't sell. It's that easy.


Alright, that was freaking hilarious.
 
2013-01-13 09:51:45 PM
amy poeller gonna fall out soon.
 
2013-01-13 09:51:47 PM
Nice way to fark up a last name.
 
2013-01-13 09:51:49 PM
George is a pimp.
 
2013-01-13 09:51:53 PM

StrandedInAZ: Any recommendations on Life of Pi? It's one of the few nominated films I didn't see. Good? Bad? Indifferent?


It's a beautiful film and worth seeing 3d, but skip the pop-psychology.
 
2013-01-13 09:51:58 PM
Oh. There they are. Being nominated. That's right.

And neither winning.
 
2013-01-13 09:52:24 PM
Is Girls good?
 
2013-01-13 09:52:25 PM

BeatrixK: Di Atribe: What? Borat is in Les Miserables???

He did hold his own in Sweeny Todd...and I barely recognized him in that.

Can't WAIT to see him in the Freddy Mercury Bbopic.


That was spot on casting. He's PERFECT for that role.
 
2013-01-13 09:52:31 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Did he just say the incredible jew?


Mel Gibson?
 
2013-01-13 09:52:40 PM
OH F*CK NO LENA DUNHAM YOU GO AND GIVE THAT AWARD TO TINA FEY RIGHT NOW YOU POORLY TATTOOED HOBBIT
 
mjg
2013-01-13 09:52:48 PM

Coco LaFemme: A little late, but I'm glad Adele won for Skyfall.  I think she's a farking phenomenal singer, and deserves every accolade she gets.  She's proof that you can be successful and respected as a female entertainer without being anorexic.  Besides, who listens to musicians for what they look like?  Last I checked, you used your ears for that.


Adele's vocal range is unremarkable. Seriously, listen to Skyfall again. Great timber in her voice and she knows how to use it. Another example of this kind of singing is Diana Krall.
 
2013-01-13 09:52:53 PM

Stile4aly: StrandedInAZ: Any recommendations on Life of Pi? It's one of the few nominated films I didn't see. Good? Bad? Indifferent?

It's a beautiful film and worth seeing 3d, but skip the pop-psychology.


Thanks!
 
2013-01-13 09:53:02 PM
Awwwww she's adorable.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:03 PM

eddievercetti: Is Girls good?


I like it.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:04 PM

eddievercetti: Is Girls good?


Girls is a pretty good show. I watched all of season one in a couple days.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:08 PM
the only person nobody has ever heard
 
2013-01-13 09:53:30 PM
See, its not just a beauty pageant.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:35 PM

The English Major: OH F*CK NO LENA DUNHAM YOU GO AND GIVE THAT AWARD TO TINA FEY RIGHT NOW YOU POORLY TATTOOED HOBBIT


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-13 09:53:40 PM

BeatrixK: Di Atribe: What? Borat is in Les Miserables???

He did hold his own in Sweeny Todd...and I barely recognized him in that.

Can't WAIT to see him in the Freddy Mercury Bbopic.


Is that really a thing? Because...... I think I might want to see that.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:50 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Girls is a pretty good show. I watched all of season one in a couple days.


SundaesChild: I like it.


DVRed. You guys better be right.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:55 PM
I've never seen Girls, I think I may have to check it out now.
 
2013-01-13 09:53:57 PM
Those tattoos are horrible.
 
2013-01-13 09:54:09 PM

The English Major: OH F*CK NO LENA DUNHAM YOU GO AND GIVE THAT AWARD TO TINA FEY RIGHT NOW YOU POORLY TATTOOED HOBBIT


My sentiments exactly. I'd have been okay with either Amy or Tina winning, but I just knew Lena Dunham would win. The critics LOVE that show.
 
2013-01-13 09:54:36 PM
Lena can barely walk in those shoes.
 
2013-01-13 09:54:44 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-13 09:55:42 PM

cameroncrazy1984: eddievercetti: Is Girls good?

Girls is a pretty good show. I watched all of season one in a couple days.


I watched all of season one in an evening while on vacation. I enjoyed it more than I expected.

/wish I had HBO so I could watch season two
 
2013-01-13 09:55:53 PM
She need more high heel practice, or just wear flats. Uncouth.
 
2013-01-13 09:55:56 PM

StrandedInAZ: My sentiments exactly. I'd have been okay with either Amy or Tina winning, but I just knew Lena Dunham would win. The critics LOVE that show.


I tried to watch an episode. It was...unbelievably bad. The acting, the writing, the characters were all just horrid.
 
2013-01-13 09:56:21 PM

eddievercetti: [24.media.tumblr.com image 480x320]


Oh, we got an hour to go yet.
 
mjg
2013-01-13 09:56:26 PM
It's inspiring to see what Lena Dunham has done to help women and girls of all shapes and sizes.

But Lena's not good looking and is overweight.
 
2013-01-13 09:56:33 PM
Well, Downton was its usual spectacular self.
 
2013-01-13 09:56:37 PM

Ikam: Lena can barely walk in those shoes.


I assumed she just had a pair of artificial knees installed or something

wt
 
2013-01-13 09:57:10 PM

The English Major: StrandedInAZ: My sentiments exactly. I'd have been okay with either Amy or Tina winning, but I just knew Lena Dunham would win. The critics LOVE that show.

I tried to watch an episode. It was...unbelievably bad. The acting, the writing, the characters were all just horrid.


You hate everything.
 
2013-01-13 09:57:23 PM
Okay, I'll give Girls another chance. Saw the first ep a while back and thought...um...ok?
 
2013-01-13 09:57:37 PM

Gosling: Oh, we got an hour to go yet.


Oh, I know. It's just she wasn't finished and the music played and the 1st thing I thought of was...

"Wrap that shait up!"
 
2013-01-13 09:57:56 PM

Di Atribe: BeatrixK: Di Atribe: What? Borat is in Les Miserables??
He did hold his own in Sweeny Todd...and I barely recognized him in that.

Can't WAIT to see him in the Freddy Mercury Bbopic.

Is that really a thing? Because...... I think I might want to see that.


It is: slated for next year. Link
 
2013-01-13 09:58:00 PM
i think Lena and Girls are fine enough, but I'd rather of seen one of the other women win. Especially Julia or Tina (last chance for 30 Rock?).
 
2013-01-13 09:58:50 PM
LOL and the duo drink to losing.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:01 PM
This show needs more Amy and Tina.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:02 PM
Now they are 'drunk'. Heh.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:07 PM
Oh thank God, they're back on stage.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:30 PM
Golden Globes picked a weird time to take down their web site.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:31 PM
Taylor Swift has another song to write.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:41 PM
LMAO . Ripped Chipmunk Swift a new one right there.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:45 PM
First up: jokes about alcohol.

And now, Robert Downey Jr.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:46 PM
Tony Stark.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:47 PM
So everyone's shtick is that they're drunk on stage? At RDJ is sober.
 
2013-01-13 09:59:54 PM
I wanna party with drunk Tina and Amy.
 
2013-01-13 10:00:21 PM
is that a corduroy jacket ?
 
2013-01-13 10:00:35 PM
Ahahaha, Taylor Swift joke!!!!
 
2013-01-13 10:00:39 PM
Jodie Foster has some good genes or good docs if she still looks this good.
 
2013-01-13 10:00:47 PM
RD Jr. is that good!
 
2013-01-13 10:00:49 PM
Robert Downey Jr. Gets the joke, and that's why we love him.
 
2013-01-13 10:00:51 PM
RDJ is pretty.
 
2013-01-13 10:01:19 PM
Tony Star should host one of these award shows.
 
2013-01-13 10:01:21 PM

Leader O'Cola: LMAO . Ripped Chipmunk Swift a new one right there.


Considering some of the cracks made on Taylor, they let her off easy.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:01:39 PM
Keep that tray away from Richard Gere.
 
2013-01-13 10:02:12 PM
Or rather Tony Stark should host one of these award shows.
 
2013-01-13 10:02:15 PM
daphuquazzat?
 
2013-01-13 10:02:22 PM

paj: Keep that tray away from Richard Gere.


Speaking of which, has he done any movies lately?
 
2013-01-13 10:02:28 PM
Amy Poehler was robbed. But she did get to sit on Clooney's lap. so there's that.
 
2013-01-13 10:02:38 PM

BeatrixK: It is: slated for next year. Link


Ooooooooooooh fantastic! Thank you!
 
2013-01-13 10:02:41 PM
If Lindsay Lohan ever wants to get her shiat together for real....she needs to spend every waking moment under RDJ's mentorship.
 
2013-01-13 10:02:48 PM
I bet she wishes she could forget Contact.
 
2013-01-13 10:02:51 PM
thank you, Golden Globes, for making us remember Contact.
 
2013-01-13 10:02:51 PM
So what, Jodie Foster's about to die then? Or what?
 
2013-01-13 10:03:49 PM

The English Major: I bet she wishes she could forget Contact.


cameroncrazy1984: thank you, Golden Globes, for making us remember Contact.


Ooh, two seconds.
 
2013-01-13 10:03:55 PM
Brave One is really underrated.
 
2013-01-13 10:04:01 PM
Thanks for making us remember Beaver.
 
2013-01-13 10:04:09 PM
Screw you guys, I loved Contact.
 
2013-01-13 10:04:27 PM
She was so farking hot in The Accused.
 
2013-01-13 10:04:33 PM
Watching John Dies At The End. Is this award show just as awful as the rest of them?
 
2013-01-13 10:04:57 PM
Man, Jodie Foster has been in some sh*tty movies.
 
2013-01-13 10:04:59 PM

Stile4aly: Screw you guys, I loved Contact.


Me too.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:01 PM
no pinball scene?
 
2013-01-13 10:05:04 PM

cameroncrazy1984: The English Major: I bet she wishes she could forget Contact.

cameroncrazy1984: thank you, Golden Globes, for making us remember Contact.

Ooh, two seconds.


Clearly, you and I are just upset at having to remember that horrible film.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:09 PM
No Inside Man clips? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:05:10 PM

texdent: paj: Keep that tray away from Richard Gere.

Speaking of which, has he done any movies lately?


Arbitrage Link which while not great, was better than it had any right to be.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:12 PM
Mel Gibson is like the mouse that's been hanging out in my recycle can all week. He ain't gonna die. He'll find a way out of everything. And then steal the cheese from my traps and hate the Jews for stealing while stealing.

So yeah, he's pretty resilient.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:22 PM

Stile4aly: Screw you guys, I loved Contact.


So did I. You guys can suck it.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:25 PM
I love Jodie Foster. Classy woman.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:35 PM
I swear Jon Hamm looks out of place wherever the hell he is. Like he's a walking photobomb.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:39 PM
That was.... that was a lot of crap in that retrospective.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:59 PM

Stile4aly: Screw you guys, I loved Contact.


This. Contact confirmed that I wanted to be a scientist.
 
2013-01-13 10:06:03 PM
goddamn she looks good for 50.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:06:16 PM
Glenn Close drunk chair-dancing gif: Link
 
2013-01-13 10:06:20 PM
Did Jodie lick the red carpet on the way in?
 
2013-01-13 10:06:33 PM

eddievercetti: No Inside Man clips? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


There was a shot from it, but it wasn't listed as a featured title.
 
2013-01-13 10:06:36 PM
Did I also see David Carradine in the montage with a noose around his neck? Awkward.
 
2013-01-13 10:06:46 PM

Stile4aly: Screw you guys, I loved Contact.


I loved it too
 
2013-01-13 10:07:06 PM
She should have given her speech in-character as Nell.
 
2013-01-13 10:07:33 PM
Is Amanda Sefried sitting on her boyfriends hand, or does she always look that way?
 
2013-01-13 10:08:42 PM
What the fark is she going on about?
 
2013-01-13 10:08:55 PM

Mugato: Did Jodie lick the red carpet on the way in?


www.stud-center.com

/I can dream...
 
2013-01-13 10:09:01 PM
Is she gay?

Is this her coming out speech?
 
2013-01-13 10:09:03 PM
Oooh....is she coming out now?!?!?

Or not.

More talk about privacy.
 
2013-01-13 10:09:25 PM
Thanks for all the attention, someone date me....give me my privacy!
 
2013-01-13 10:09:40 PM
Jodie, good God! Aren't you designated driver?
 
2013-01-13 10:09:42 PM
She's a lesbian?

Ohhhhhhhhhh mmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 
2013-01-13 10:09:44 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: What the fark is she going on about?

Being a lesbian. I guess.
 
2013-01-13 10:09:46 PM

cryinoutloud: I love Jodie Foster. Classy woman.


Me too.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:09:47 PM
Still disappointed that Liev Schrieber didn't get a nomination for his role in Goon.
 
2013-01-13 10:10:02 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: What the fark is she going on about?


Being a lesbian, being fifty, and apparently everyone she's worked with. Except the people in Contact.
 
2013-01-13 10:10:13 PM

MagSeven: Mugato: Did Jodie lick the red carpet on the way in?

[www.stud-center.com image 850x637]

/I can dream...


Two Clarice Starlings? That's incestuous.
 
2013-01-13 10:10:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Is she gay?


It's an "open secret" in the LGBT community.

But she refuses to talk about it...usually.
 
2013-01-13 10:11:13 PM
I totally thought she came out years ago.

Maybe it's because those of us in the lesbian community have known it forever.

What an odd time to do your coming out speech.
 
2013-01-13 10:11:17 PM
LOVE JODIE
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:11:20 PM
Wrapitup.jpg
 
2013-01-13 10:11:28 PM
I think she's retiring from acting?
 
2013-01-13 10:11:29 PM
That was either the most unecessary coming out speech in the history of ever, or she's hammered!!!
 
2013-01-13 10:11:29 PM
 
2013-01-13 10:11:37 PM
Sidney Bernard (and Foster):

www.film.ru
 
2013-01-13 10:11:50 PM
wow, ramble much?
 
2013-01-13 10:11:50 PM

StrandedInAZ: I totally thought she came out years ago.

Maybe it's because those of us in the lesbian community have known it forever.

What an odd time to do your coming out speech.


Oh, is THAT what she's doing here. All right. Now this makes a little bit of sense.
 
2013-01-13 10:11:55 PM
So she's retiring from acting?
 
2013-01-13 10:12:04 PM

ariseatex: Oooh....is she coming out now?!?!?

Or not.

More talk about privacy.


I think she was just constructing a giant misdirect.

I mean, she's winning a giant award, I'm guessing she gets to say whatever she wants.
 
2013-01-13 10:12:14 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:12:22 PM
That made zero sense.
 
2013-01-13 10:12:32 PM
Secretly in love with Jodie Foster. Too bad it's even less likely than average that she would ever return my love.
 
2013-01-13 10:12:50 PM
Was that an acceptance speech, or a filibusterer?
 
2013-01-13 10:13:07 PM

StrandedInAZ: I totally thought she came out years ago.

Maybe it's because those of us in the lesbian community have known it forever.

What an odd time to do your coming out speech.


Well, she's surrounded by friends/colleagues/the last people who would ever react negatively, so better now than never I guess.
 
2013-01-13 10:13:22 PM

paj: That made zero sense.


Okay, I lol'd, though it made perfect sense to me.
 
2013-01-13 10:13:30 PM
That might have been the strangest award acceptance speech ever.
 
2013-01-13 10:13:38 PM
I'm convinced RDJ is the only sober adult in there.
 
2013-01-13 10:13:55 PM
It's the third hour, time to cut off the alcohol like they do at sporting events
 
mjg
2013-01-13 10:14:01 PM
I thought Jodie's coming out was with The Beaver
 
2013-01-13 10:14:02 PM
brightback.files.wordpress.com

Everybody got that?
 
2013-01-13 10:14:13 PM

Mugato: I'm convinced RDJ is the only sober adult in there.


He's flying everyone home in his suit later.
 
2013-01-13 10:14:19 PM
please please please...wrap it up. i'm waiting for the evening news.
 
2013-01-13 10:14:27 PM

paj: That made zero sense.


I am surprised that my hero was so disorganized. This is a woman who made a speech in fluent French.

But she did say that she's not a public figure, so she was probably pretty nervous.
 
2013-01-13 10:14:31 PM
It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.
 
2013-01-13 10:15:06 PM

SundaesChild: That might have been the strangest award acceptance speech ever.


Honestly, when I first came out to someone, I was just as disjointed and awkward. I could tell that part of her WANTED to just come out and say it, but she decided against it mid-ramble.
 
2013-01-13 10:15:17 PM
Yeah, pretty sure she came out years ago.
 
2013-01-13 10:15:30 PM
Fark ,, that was the best acceptance speech ever. Sniffle. I love her.
 
2013-01-13 10:15:35 PM

StrandedInAZ: I totally thought she came out years ago.

Maybe it's because those of us in the lesbian community have known it forever.

What an odd time to do your coming out speech.


I'm not a lesbian, but I think we've known for a while? It's hard to say. When I "found out," I kind of thought, "Oh. OK." So it wasn't like a mind-blowing moment that I totally remember where I was when I heard it.

But I really liked what she said about how it's none of our f'ing business what she does in her private lives. Amen, sister.
 
2013-01-13 10:15:56 PM
Don't really care what Jodie Foster is or does. I just know I got a lotta use out of this page ripped out of a People mag from the library back in the day.

lh3.ggpht.com
 
2013-01-13 10:15:59 PM
So Mel Gibson is a lesbian?
 
2013-01-13 10:16:20 PM

Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.


But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.
 
2013-01-13 10:16:26 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Secretly in love with Jodie Foster. Too bad it's even less likely than average that she would ever return my love.


Promise me you won't do anything rash...
 
2013-01-13 10:16:30 PM

Mugato: MagSeven: Mugato: Did Jodie lick the red carpet on the way in?

[www.stud-center.com image 850x637]

/I can dream...

Two Clarice Starlings? That's incestuous.


They would make the same noise as Lecter when he talked about fava beans and a nice chianti.
 
2013-01-13 10:16:37 PM

Mugato: I'm convinced RDJ is the only sober adult in there.


Tommy Lee Jones sure doesn't look very loose...
 
2013-01-13 10:16:38 PM
She is not acting anymore but Directs, Writes and Produces more and more. I think that's what she meant there.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:06 PM

ariseatex: SundaesChild: That might have been the strangest award acceptance speech ever.

Honestly, when I first came out to someone, I was just as disjointed and awkward. I could tell that part of her WANTED to just come out and say it, but she decided against it mid-ramble.


To me it sounded like right before her speech, someone pissed her off, and started to rant about it in her speech.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:27 PM

StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.


It cut out the wolf-whistles, not what she was saying, from what I could tell.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:28 PM
Halle Berry seems actually sober. That's amazing for this stage of the night.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:32 PM
Somewhere John Hinkley is secretly pissed.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:37 PM
Snubbed for the Oscars, wins the Golden Globe.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:50 PM
Wow, good for Ben!
 
2013-01-13 10:17:50 PM
Affleck wins?

BAH GAWD KING!
 
2013-01-13 10:18:00 PM

StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.


nope, they hit the Mute here too.
 
2013-01-13 10:18:04 PM
Yay Argo!
 
2013-01-13 10:18:07 PM
Ben Affleck is getting a award for being Dave Grohl?
 
2013-01-13 10:18:14 PM
ARGO home Quentin Tarantino.
 
mjg
2013-01-13 10:18:16 PM
Ugh. Ben. Argo was a bastardized version of the real story.
 
2013-01-13 10:18:18 PM
I still haven't forgiven him for Pearl Harbor.
 
2013-01-13 10:18:20 PM

Lord of Allusions: Snubbed for the Oscars, wins the Golden Globe.


PIFFLE! That's the Emmy of movie awards!
 
2013-01-13 10:18:34 PM
I'm so confused by that speech.WTF?
 
2013-01-13 10:18:36 PM
Affleck just did a bump before his speech.
 
2013-01-13 10:18:55 PM

Lord of Allusions: So Mel Gibson is a lesbian?


He's took much of a dick to be a lesbian.

Affleck won over a Spielberg historical Oscar bait film?
 
2013-01-13 10:18:56 PM
AFFLECK WON?

Without his dwarf partner? wow.
 
2013-01-13 10:18:58 PM
Ben Affleck is a handsome man & I would make many sexy times with him, if that Jennifer Whatserface ever like, gives up on that.
 
2013-01-13 10:18:58 PM

StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.


I had audio all through it. I thought her being a lesbian was common knowledge. I could have even sworn she had a national coming out. Eh. Who cares?
 
2013-01-13 10:19:03 PM
Affleck did a great job. He deserves it.
 
2013-01-13 10:19:09 PM

Ikam: I still haven't forgiven him for Pearl Harbor.


Yeah, but he was the bomb in Phantoms.
 
2013-01-13 10:19:25 PM
No love for Quentin Tarantino's spit-take?
 
2013-01-13 10:19:59 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Affleck just did a bump before his speech.


Claire Danes was pretty wired too.
 
2013-01-13 10:20:00 PM

Your_Huckleberry: Mugato: I'm convinced RDJ is the only sober adult in there.

Tommy Lee Jones sure doesn't look very loose...


You missed the shot just now where h's hunched over his chair.
 
2013-01-13 10:20:15 PM

Di Atribe: Ben Affleck is a handsome man & I would make many sexy times with him, if that Jennifer Whatserface ever like, gives up on that.


I'll keep his wife busy for you...
 
2013-01-13 10:20:24 PM

Triumph: No love for Quentin Tarantino's spit-take?


Nope. But he looked genuinely pissed that Affleck won.
 
2013-01-13 10:20:43 PM
This is reaching trainwreck proportions.

Good. Good. Now hit them with the hard stuff. The 10% microbrews they bust out for Oktoberfest.
 
2013-01-13 10:20:51 PM
From the bomb. Gangster Squad and released from a LA County Jail, Josh Brolin!
 
2013-01-13 10:20:53 PM

Klaumbaz: Di Atribe: Ben Affleck is a handsome man & I would make many sexy times with him, if that Jennifer Whatserface ever like, gives up on that.

I'll keep his wife busy for you...


Yeah, go teamwork!
 
2013-01-13 10:20:55 PM
Wow, Tommy Lee Jones gets on stage and looks 40 years younger.
 
2013-01-13 10:21:05 PM
Ben and Jennifer Garner seem happy. I hope they're together forever.
 
2013-01-13 10:21:23 PM
Oh you know Josh Brolin is tanked.
 
2013-01-13 10:21:29 PM
That's a weird beard and mustache on Bill Murray.
 
2013-01-13 10:21:34 PM

MagSeven: StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.

I had audio all through it. I thought her being a lesbian was common knowledge. I could have even sworn she had a national coming out. Eh. Who cares?


My audio went out also..What did WNNNNbc delete?
 
2013-01-13 10:21:46 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ben and Jennifer Garner seem happy. I hope they're never make a movie together forever.


FTFM.
 
2013-01-13 10:21:50 PM
It's the vortex of suck!
 
2013-01-13 10:21:52 PM
Moonrise Kingdom was a movie I'd have never gone and seen, but I kept reading so many great things about it on Fark that I saw it. I was glad I did. Thanks, Farkers!
 
2013-01-13 10:21:57 PM
I really want to punch Leno in the face. Just because.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:04 PM
These are just pity laughs.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:21 PM
I loved Moonrise Kingdom.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:24 PM
look at me I'm leno I can poke fun at myself don't hate me
 
2013-01-13 10:22:38 PM
Smash still hasn't been cancelled?
 
2013-01-13 10:22:40 PM

W.C.fields forever: MagSeven: StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.

I had audio all through it. I thought her being a lesbian was common knowledge. I could have even sworn she had a national coming out. Eh. Who cares?

My audio went out also..What did WNNNNbc delete?


I just heard whistling.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:45 PM
This Girls better be good.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:47 PM
Girls isn't funny, or a musical WTF?

Seriously WTF?
 
2013-01-13 10:22:54 PM
Leno and Fallon. Oh boy here comes the funny.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:58 PM

StrandedInAZ: Moonrise Kingdom was a movie I'd have never gone and seen, but I kept reading so many great things about it on Fark that I saw it. I was glad I did. Thanks, Farkers!


Agreed, amazing movie. Made my partner cry, but in a good way.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:58 PM

Ikam: I really want to punch Leno in the face. Just because.


You and 7 billion other people.
 
2013-01-13 10:22:59 PM
is girls actually good or just award show good
 
2013-01-13 10:23:00 PM
I love me some Lena Dunham.
 
2013-01-13 10:23:03 PM
I think Judd Apatow is really Tony Stewart.
 
2013-01-13 10:23:36 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Ben and Jennifer Garner seem happy. I hope they're together forever.


I dont.
 
2013-01-13 10:23:37 PM
Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.
 
2013-01-13 10:23:48 PM

StrandedInAZ: Moonrise Kingdom was a movie I'd have never gone and seen, but I kept reading so many great things about it on Fark that I saw it. I was glad I did. Thanks, Farkers!


It was a great movie, I wasn't sure what to expect other than the typical Wes Anderson stuff, but thankfully he actually made a good movie instead of just a quirky one.
 
2013-01-13 10:24:01 PM

Stile4aly: Ikam: I really want to punch Leno in the face. Just because.

You and 7 billion other people.


It's a very punchable face. I mean, it's like there's so many great places to put a fist.
 
2013-01-13 10:24:02 PM

spiralscratch: Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.


Because Snobs.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:24:04 PM
And now the daughters of Big Entertainment come on stage to collect their awards..
 
2013-01-13 10:24:14 PM
Take a commercial break whiles those fat biatches slug their ways up there...JESUS farkING CHRIST, MOVE biatch!
 
2013-01-13 10:24:18 PM
I would eat reese's pieces out of Lena Dunham's ass.
 
mjg
2013-01-13 10:24:20 PM

SundaesChild: I love me some Lena Dunham.


No.
 
2013-01-13 10:24:21 PM
It's the fat broad again.
 
2013-01-13 10:24:27 PM
I am highly amused that my mom still thinks Jodie Foster is not a lesbian, because she said she was single in her speech.
 
2013-01-13 10:24:28 PM

VvonderJesus: is girls actually good or just award show good


award show good.
 
2013-01-13 10:24:42 PM
Who is Bill Murry supposed to be, an English Gentleman from the 1820's?
 
2013-01-13 10:24:50 PM

spiralscratch: Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.


30 Rock. Community. Parks & Rec. Some other things, I'm sure.
 
2013-01-13 10:24:55 PM

spiralscratch: Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.


I watched two episodes of BBT on the plane and didn't even smile once. What is the hype about that show? I don't get it.
 
2013-01-13 10:25:05 PM

MagSeven: W.C.fields forever: MagSeven: StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.

I had audio all through it. I thought her being a lesbian was common knowledge. I could have even sworn she had a national coming out. Eh. Who cares?

My audio went out also..What did WNNNNbc delete?

I just heard whistling.


What ..Whistlin' thru the wheat fields?
 
2013-01-13 10:25:22 PM
Almost got a boob shot by Alison Williams. Misseditbythatmuch.
 
2013-01-13 10:25:33 PM

SundaesChild: I love me some Lena Dunham.


she gonna get diabetus.
 
2013-01-13 10:25:40 PM
It amuses me that Brian Williams daughter is on that show.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:25:49 PM

Linkster: Who is Bill Murry supposed to be, an English Gentleman from the 1820's?


Hungarian, I think. Link
 
2013-01-13 10:25:59 PM

Di Atribe: spiralscratch: Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.

30 Rock. Community. Parks & Rec. Some other things, I'm sure.


He said better.

/kidding
//love 30 rock.
 
2013-01-13 10:26:18 PM

MagSeven: StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.

I had audio all through it. I thought her being a lesbian was common knowledge. I could have even sworn she had a national coming out. Eh. Who cares?


I could have sworn she did the thank-the-partner routine in some speech a while back. That usually counts as coming out. Then again, she never did any other acknowledgments that that was in fact what she was doing so who knows.
 
2013-01-13 10:26:20 PM

coco ebert: spiralscratch: Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.

I watched two episodes of BBT on the plane and didn't even smile once. What is the hype about that show? I don't get it.


Nerds are the good guys. They make nerdy jokes that nerds get. Because nerds.
 
2013-01-13 10:26:23 PM
Currently re-assuring my gay Texan friends that their local affiliates did not purposely bleep out Jodie Foster's coming out...just the wolf-whistles.
 
2013-01-13 10:26:35 PM
my dad, who is pushing 60, only recently got into Seinfeld and enjoys that. he also likes big bang theory.

I don't know where I'm going with this
 
2013-01-13 10:26:47 PM
Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.
 
2013-01-13 10:26:49 PM
So, Modern Family just got robbed by the insufferable girls.
 
2013-01-13 10:27:06 PM

BalugaJoe: SundaesChild: I love me some Lena Dunham.

she gonna get diabetus.


Not being anorexic does not make her fat.
 
2013-01-13 10:27:30 PM

cameroncrazy1984: He said better.

/kidding
//love 30 rock.


You are such a pain in my ass everywhere I go!


/kidding
//mostly
 
2013-01-13 10:27:30 PM
What did Kevin Smith win?
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:27:48 PM

Di Atribe: spiralscratch: Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.

30 Rock. Community. Parks & Rec. Some other things, I'm sure.


Also:
Louie
Happy Endings
biatch 23 (most of the time)
Veep
 
2013-01-13 10:27:57 PM

ariseatex: Currently re-assuring my gay Texan friends that their local affiliates did not purposely bleep out Jodie Foster's coming out...just the wolf-whistles.


Lol, no reason to panic. It went out here in central NJ as well.
 
2013-01-13 10:28:08 PM

MagSeven: Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.


More fun after Aziz passes out in his own vomit.
 
2013-01-13 10:28:19 PM

paj: Linkster: Who is Bill Murry supposed to be, an English Gentleman from the 1820's?

Hungarian, I think. Link


Ah, Thank you, good sir/madam.
 
2013-01-13 10:28:33 PM

cameroncrazy1984: eddievercetti: Is Girls good?

Girls is a pretty good show. I watched all of season one in a couple days.


I actually watched it over the holidays on HBOGo and liked it a lot more than I thought I would. I think the trick to enjoying it is remembering that I was kind of a pretentious douchebag right out of college as well, and it took a little humbling by life to impart some actual wisdom on me. Yeah, the characters, especially the males ones, can be annoyingly hipsterish, but I think that is pretty much par for the course in Brooklyn these days. You can't swing a cat without knocking a PBR out of some pretentious dude's hands, so it is a realistic depiction of life in the city. They also make it very clear early on that the only reason that most of the characters are not homeless is because they have parents and trust funds subsidizing their crappy jobs.
 
2013-01-13 10:28:42 PM

ariseatex: Currently re-assuring my gay Texan friends that their local affiliates did not purposely bleep out Jodie Foster's coming out...just the wolf-whistles.


But....why bleeping out wolf whistles? seriously? it's almost so a construction worker can't look at the street anymore.
 
2013-01-13 10:28:57 PM

The English Major: So, Modern Family just got robbed by the insufferable girls.


Oh please, those biatches win every year. Enough already.
 
2013-01-13 10:29:09 PM
Stop threatening to air Smash again, NBC. Just stop. We'll send you the ransom money.
 
2013-01-13 10:29:18 PM

cameroncrazy1984: MagSeven: Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.

More fun after Aziz passes out in his own vomit.


Who does the sharpie-wang on his forehead, McGregor Murray or Clooney?
 
2013-01-13 10:29:19 PM

Di Atribe: spiralscratch: Why are Comedy and Musicals lumped together?

And hell, why is Big Bang Theory even nominated? So many better comedies out there.

30 Rock. Community. Parks & Rec. Some other things, I'm sure.


Yes. And Ben & Kate, New Girl, Raising Hope, Louie, Wilfred, Archer, Bob's Burgers, American Dad.

Even faded stars like The Office and The Simpsons is better than that shiat.
 
2013-01-13 10:29:23 PM

MagSeven: StrandedInAZ: Lumbar Puncture: It was a beautiful speech if you had the secret decoder ring. You could see those in the audience who were able to interpret it.

/the decoder ring is cocaine.

But if you're coming out, why would you do it in such a convoluted speech? I think NBC may have censored a part of it, but I'm not sure. My audio cut out at one point.

I had audio all through it. I thought her being a lesbian was common knowledge. I could have even sworn she had a national coming out. Eh. Who cares?


People shouldn't care. But there are still places where it's really hard to be out (my conservative state included).

Because of famous people who come out, it's easier for those of us who aren't so famous to be out. Maybe someone isn't comfortable with lesbians but they find Ellen's show enjoyable, so they learn we're just like everyone else. I love when stars come out, male and female. I'd rather live in a world where it's not a big deal. but I don't.

It's nice that I'm out at work for the first time ever. There's tremendous stress that comes with not being able to be who you are in a place where you spend 40 hours a week. Do I need my coworkers involved in my personal life? No. But when someone asks what I did last weekend, it's nice to say that my partner and I took the kids to the zoo and not have anyone bat an eyelash.
 
2013-01-13 10:29:26 PM

paj: Also:
Louie



Yeah - why no Louie?
 
2013-01-13 10:29:51 PM
WHERE IS HE?
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:29:59 PM

MagSeven: Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.


Try sneaking onto the set of The Monuments Men and you can get half of 'em, plus Bond and Bourne.
 
2013-01-13 10:30:00 PM
shiat hide your lights.
 
2013-01-13 10:30:12 PM

MagSeven: Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.


I was just thinking how farking hot Ewan McGregor looks.
 
2013-01-13 10:30:51 PM

nucal: paj: Also:
Louie


Yeah - why no Louie?


Yeah, I feel bad for leaving this one out of my original list. Louie definitely should've been in there.
 
2013-01-13 10:30:51 PM
Silver Linings Playbook was good.
 
2013-01-13 10:31:08 PM
I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.
 
2013-01-13 10:31:22 PM
Bale is a greasy bastard
 
2013-01-13 10:31:28 PM

ariseatex: cameroncrazy1984: MagSeven: Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.

More fun after Aziz passes out in his own vomit.

Who does the sharpie-wang on his forehead, McGregor Murray or Clooney?


I'd say Murray.
 
2013-01-13 10:31:28 PM
Ever wonder if Ben and Jennifer have Daredevil/Elektra sex?
 
2013-01-13 10:31:48 PM
I know he won't win, but Jack Black was fantastic in Bernie.
 
2013-01-13 10:31:54 PM

paj: MagSeven: Imagine how awesome spending a night partying with Ewan McGregor, Bill Murray, George Clooney and Azziz Ansari would be.

Try sneaking onto the set of The Monuments Men and you can get half of 'em, plus Bond and Bourne.


Ooh. Looks interesting....
 
2013-01-13 10:31:55 PM
I'm sorry, I have to.

/Ohhhh, goooood for you! And how was it?!
 
2013-01-13 10:32:04 PM

eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.


"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.
 
2013-01-13 10:32:14 PM
Wolverine wins a Globe for singing.
 
2013-01-13 10:32:16 PM
Wolverine can sing!
 
2013-01-13 10:32:30 PM
I didn't dislike Les Mis, but there are so many better films. Why people, why?
 
2013-01-13 10:32:30 PM
And Elektra just gave an award to Wolverine
 
2013-01-13 10:32:59 PM
The man cannot sing. And...I mean, Les Miserables...why are we pretending this was a good adaptation of it?
 
2013-01-13 10:33:05 PM

texdent: Ever wonder if Ben and Jennifer have Daredevil/Elektra sex?


He puts on a blindfold and she imagines getting stabbed by Colin Farrell?
 
2013-01-13 10:33:20 PM
That suck being in a comedy nominated in the same category of Les Mis.
 
2013-01-13 10:33:32 PM
Hugh Jackman's gonna put a shrimp on the barbie if you know what I mean.
 
2013-01-13 10:33:34 PM

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.


i1224.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 10:33:52 PM
And jackman just busted on Affleck, i love Wolverine!
 
2013-01-13 10:34:03 PM

Lord of Allusions: I know he won't win, but Jack Black was fantastic in Bernie.


So much this. Never expected to get that great of a performance out of him.
 
2013-01-13 10:34:07 PM

Stile4aly: texdent: Ever wonder if Ben and Jennifer have Daredevil/Elektra sex?

He puts on a blindfold and she imagines getting stabbed by Colin Farrell?


I think that's just normal for them.
 
2013-01-13 10:34:28 PM

coco ebert: I was just thinking how farking hot Ewan McGregor looks.


The hottest in the land.
 
2013-01-13 10:34:32 PM
Jodie Foster hasn't come out as gay in much the same way as I haven't come out as hetero...why does anyone expect her to make speech about it?
 
mjg
2013-01-13 10:35:01 PM

Stile4aly: texdent: Ever wonder if Ben and Jennifer have Daredevil/Elektra sex?

He puts on a blindfold and she imagines getting stabbed by Colin Farrell?


I was thinking more something like the tired parents in The Incredibles
 
2013-01-13 10:35:23 PM

The English Major: The man cannot sing. And...I mean, Les Miserables...why are we pretending this was a good adaptation of it?


Pretty sure he's won a Tony. Jackman is a fantastic singer. Crowe, however, wasn't the right choice musically.
 
2013-01-13 10:35:26 PM

eddievercetti: WHERE IS HE?


god don't give a sh*t.
 
2013-01-13 10:35:43 PM

StrandedInAZ: Do I need my coworkers involved in my personal life? No. But when someone asks what I did last weekend, it's nice to say that my partner and I took the kids to the zoo and not have anyone bat an eyelash.


It's very refreshing, isn't it? I'm so comfortable doing that now in DC/MD that when I go back to AZ or TX I just keep doing it...then just ignoring the raised eyebrows or crumpled-up faces. Figure, you talk about your wife, I talk about my husband. Don't like it, tough, I'm happy bigot, fark you.
 
2013-01-13 10:37:06 PM

Stile4aly: texdent: Ever wonder if Ben and Jennifer have Daredevil/Elektra sex?

He puts on a blindfold and she imagines getting stabbed by Colin Farrell?


While the ghost of Michael Clark Duncan watches across the room in a chair chuckling to himself.
 
2013-01-13 10:37:14 PM

eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]


Sweet, sweet victory.
 
2013-01-13 10:37:17 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-13 10:37:33 PM

KWess: Jodie Foster hasn't come out as gay in much the same way as I haven't come out as hetero...why does anyone expect her to make speech about it?


Well, that's kind of what she said. Maybe her ex wanted her to come out....all those years of success, and she was never publicly thanked for being Jodie's partner.
 
2013-01-13 10:37:41 PM

ariseatex: StrandedInAZ: Do I need my coworkers involved in my personal life? No. But when someone asks what I did last weekend, it's nice to say that my partner and I took the kids to the zoo and not have anyone bat an eyelash.

It's very refreshing, isn't it? I'm so comfortable doing that now in DC/MD that when I go back to AZ or TX I just keep doing it...then just ignoring the raised eyebrows or crumpled-up faces. Figure, you talk about your wife, I talk about my husband. Don't like it, tough, I'm happy bigot, fark you.


That was so 30 minutes ago, keep up.
 
2013-01-13 10:37:47 PM

KWess: JasonOfOrillia: Secretly in love with Jodie Foster. Too bad it's even less likely than average that she would ever return my love.

Promise me you won't do anything rash...


Reagan is already dead. I missed my window of opportunity.
 
2013-01-13 10:37:55 PM

DoblerMeyer: Lord of Allusions: I know he won't win, but Jack Black was fantastic in Bernie. So much this. Never expected to get that great of a performance out of him.

Yeah, that was a good little flick. I later realized Gus Van Sant made it and I understood why I liked it so much.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:38:25 PM
Almost time for Happy Endings/biatch 23 power-hour.
/unaired kickball HE episode tonight too.
 
2013-01-13 10:38:27 PM

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]

Sweet, sweet victory.


Just go hug your Romo cutout, Di.
 
2013-01-13 10:38:28 PM
Target: where supermodels buy food they late throw up
 
2013-01-13 10:38:54 PM

Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]

Sweet, sweet victory.


I'm afraid to ask what a movie with Cards fans would be like.

/ooh, now to see if Renner follows Foster's lead...
 
2013-01-13 10:39:04 PM
Daredevil, Elektra, Wolverine and Hawkeye should team up.
 
2013-01-13 10:39:06 PM
Bin Laden shout out
 
2013-01-13 10:39:11 PM

ariseatex: Currently re-assuring my gay Texan friends that their local affiliates did not purposely bleep out Jodie Foster's coming out...just the wolf-whistles.


I just did the same thing with my partner. She was pretty livid when she thought they had bleeped out Jodie. I told her it was, apparently, just wolf whistles.
 
2013-01-13 10:39:32 PM
Did Hawkeye Bourne say, "Shiat?"
 
2013-01-13 10:39:33 PM
Jeremy Renner likes the booze.
 
paj
2013-01-13 10:39:40 PM
Politics aside, ZDT is not that great of a movie. Not bad, but not that good either.
 
2013-01-13 10:39:49 PM

ariseatex: StrandedInAZ: Do I need my coworkers involved in my personal life? No. But when someone asks what I did last weekend, it's nice to say that my partner and I took the kids to the zoo and not have anyone bat an eyelash.

It's very refreshing, isn't it? I'm so comfortable doing that now in DC/MD that when I go back to AZ or TX I just keep doing it...then just ignoring the raised eyebrows or crumpled-up faces. Figure, you talk about your wife, I talk about my husband. Don't like it, tough, I'm happy bigot, fark you.


As it should be. Gay people are terrifying, you know. Going around making everyone else be gay just like them because they don't understand the heterosexual lifestyle. Truly, history's greatest monsters.
 
2013-01-13 10:39:57 PM

JasonOfOrillia: KWess: JasonOfOrillia: Secretly in love with Jodie Foster. Too bad it's even less likely than average that she would ever return my love.

Promise me you won't do anything rash...

Reagan is already dead. I missed my window of opportunity.


You could always dig up his corpse and shoot it. That would convince Jodie for sure.
 
2013-01-13 10:40:19 PM

texdent: Daredevil, Elektra, Wolverine and Hawkeye should team up.


Maybe team up with Rain Man.
 
2013-01-13 10:40:34 PM

ariseatex: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]

Sweet, sweet victory.

I'm afraid to ask what a movie with Cards fans would be like.


entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com

Does it count?
 
2013-01-13 10:40:54 PM
Something Jeremy Renner said got censored, I think. Unless the audio problems are just continuing.
 
2013-01-13 10:41:15 PM
Quit acting shocked Les Mis folks. You were trying to win this shiat when you started making it.
 
2013-01-13 10:41:17 PM
Obvious.
 
2013-01-13 10:41:17 PM
Les Miz is winning everything but they are so farked at the Oscars.
 
2013-01-13 10:41:18 PM

Di Atribe: ariseatex: StrandedInAZ: Do I need my coworkers involved in my personal life? No. But when someone asks what I did last weekend, it's nice to say that my partner and I took the kids to the zoo and not have anyone bat an eyelash.

It's very refreshing, isn't it? I'm so comfortable doing that now in DC/MD that when I go back to AZ or TX I just keep doing it...then just ignoring the raised eyebrows or crumpled-up faces. Figure, you talk about your wife, I talk about my husband. Don't like it, tough, I'm happy bigot, fark you.

As it should be. Gay people are terrifying, you know. Going around making everyone else be gay just like them because they don't understand the heterosexual lifestyle. Truly, history's greatest monsters.


I'm supposed to be doing that?

Damn, I'm spending my time in the NFL game threads all wrong...

/Les Mis? Really, HFPA?
 
2013-01-13 10:41:32 PM
And Catwoman is there too.
 
2013-01-13 10:41:52 PM
The "Boo you whore" girl is in Les Mis?
 
2013-01-13 10:41:54 PM
How dare NBC censor a perfectly harmless word as "shiat"
 
2013-01-13 10:42:13 PM
Didn't Le Mis just win?
 
2013-01-13 10:42:35 PM
Anne Hathaway hugging Amanda Seyfried. Giggity.
 
2013-01-13 10:42:35 PM

eddievercetti: Just go hug your Romo cutout, Di.


What makes you think it's not right here next to me right now getting humped?

StrandedInAZ: Something Jeremy Renner said got censored, I think. Unless the audio problems are just continuing.


Well everyone laughed at the end, so I'm assuming he said something naughty.
 
2013-01-13 10:42:37 PM

eddievercetti: Les Miz is winning everything but they are so farked at the Oscars.


eddievercetti: Les Miz is winning everything but they are so farked at the Oscars.


This. I assume since Lincoln didn't win anything tonight that they are going to clean house at the Oscars.
 
2013-01-13 10:42:56 PM
More of Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried spooning please
 
2013-01-13 10:43:00 PM
Seyf and Hath, looking like they still in high school
 
2013-01-13 10:43:04 PM

eddievercetti: ariseatex: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: Di Atribe: eddievercetti: I forgot Silver Linings was connected to the Iggles in a odd way.

"Bi-polar sports fan" should've given it away.

[i1224.photobucket.com image 400x309]

Sweet, sweet victory.

I'm afraid to ask what a movie with Cards fans would be like.

[entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com image 610x350]

Does it count?


Close enough.
 
2013-01-13 10:43:05 PM

StrandedInAZ: ariseatex: Currently re-assuring my gay Texan friends that their local affiliates did not purposely bleep out Jodie Foster's coming out...just the wolf-whistles.

I just did the same thing with my partner. She was pretty livid when she thought they had bleeped out Jodie. I told her it was, apparently, just wolf whistles.


Bleeping did nothing but make the whole thing more confusing than it was already. Who the heck bleeps wolf whistles?
 
2013-01-13 10:43:54 PM

ariseatex: I'm afraid to ask what a movie with Cards fans would be like.


Dude, it just won a Golden Globe. Keep up.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-13 10:44:12 PM

Di Atribe: What makes you think it's not right here next to me right now getting humped?


Now I didn't say that.

/Is it next to your Troy Aikman cutout?
 
2013-01-13 10:44:15 PM

zerkalo: How dare NBC censor a perfectly harmless word as "shiat"


"NBC Cares."
 
2013-01-13 10:44:23 PM

bkosh84: eddievercetti: Les Miz is winning everything but they are so farked at the Oscars.

eddievercetti: Les Miz is winning everything but they are so farked at the Oscars.

This. I assume since Lincoln didn't win anything tonight that they are going to clean house at the Oscars.


Yupper, that's a roger.