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2013-01-13 07:45:32 AM  
41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:27 AM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


My thoughts exactly..at 49!
 
2013-01-13 11:01:24 AM  
Mental illness.

Not mugshot worthy.
 
2013-01-13 12:32:18 PM  
Really? The automatically redirected mobile site excludes the mug shot. Come on, this web thing isn't that hard.
 
2013-01-13 12:41:59 PM  
FTFA: Barry Scott Vick, 41, was charged with domestic violence in the first degree for using a razor blade

41?

41 x 1023 maybe.
 
2013-01-13 01:03:32 PM  
Mom?
 
2013-01-13 01:10:04 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


Meff methinks.
 
2013-01-13 01:17:48 PM  
Hagrid?
 
2013-01-13 01:20:11 PM  
If only they showed us the mugshot...
 
2013-01-13 01:21:47 PM  
Razor blade, you're doing it wrong...
 
2013-01-13 01:22:55 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


Yep.
 
2013-01-13 01:23:14 PM  
Barry Scott Vick, 41.....

That's 41 in dog years, right?
 
2013-01-13 01:23:19 PM  
C'mon, no one looks good in a mug shot... Holy Crap Batman!!!
 
2013-01-13 01:23:51 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


I think we can retire the "that's a rough insert number here" phrase, for we have found the roughest possible and it is this guy: Hobo Claus.
 
2013-01-13 01:24:00 PM  
I think I saw him on Letterman.

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2013-01-13 01:24:55 PM  

Mokmo: Razor blade, you're doing it wrong...


My thoughts, WHO did he steal the thing from, cus he has not seen one in years.
 
2013-01-13 01:25:26 PM  
We got this guy show up in our local paper (click the guy's picture).

Meth Dude...
 
2013-01-13 01:28:31 PM  

Rann Xerox: Barry Scott Vick, 41.....

That's 41 in dog years, right?


ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-13 01:35:18 PM  
Snerked coffee right through the nose. Can't say Subby didn't warn me though.
 
2013-01-13 01:36:29 PM  
Ye who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three...
 
2013-01-13 01:37:02 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


Meth's a helluva drug, man. Though this poor bastard looks like he's doing ultra-meth or something.
 
2013-01-13 01:38:08 PM  
Sill like this one:

i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 01:38:38 PM  
Life has not dealt gently with Leslie West.
 
2013-01-13 01:38:56 PM  
I just turned 41 last week and nothing make me feel better about my crows feet and grey beard than that mugshot right there. They should put that pic on a 'happy 41st birthday- at least you don't look this old' card.
 
2013-01-13 01:39:21 PM  
Well now I feel much better about turning 40 this year. Maybe I'll jokingly tell people I'm still 27 and if they doubt me I'll whip out this guy's picture and say "look at him! He's 41! There's no way I'll age that much in the next year, so clearly I'm not really 40!"

/or maybe not
 
2013-01-13 01:39:59 PM  
Good thing he didn't have an assault razor with high capacity razor cartridges.
 
2013-01-13 01:40:14 PM  
In case it's not showing up on mobiles.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-13 01:41:04 PM  
My phone sucks and i can't see the mugshot. Help a girl out?
 
2013-01-13 01:42:35 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-13 01:42:38 PM  
They use a stock photo of Charles Manson's mugshot
 
2013-01-13 01:45:06 PM  
is that Alan Moore? he actually looks pretty good for Alan Moore.
 
2013-01-13 01:46:51 PM  
Wilson!

/My name is Voit.
 
2013-01-13 01:51:44 PM  
I hear he lives under a bridge.
 
2013-01-13 01:51:58 PM  
Gimli?
 
2013-01-13 01:52:03 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!


Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .
 
2013-01-13 01:52:55 PM  
Answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side you'll see!
 
2013-01-13 01:56:04 PM  
That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
i258.photobucket.com

I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.
 
2013-01-13 02:01:42 PM  
What the hell is that thing over his left eye?
 
2013-01-13 02:02:44 PM  

minnkat: In case it's not showing up on mobiles.


Thanks for helping out the Mobile customers...
 
2013-01-13 02:02:50 PM  
Lesson learned - pass the gravy when you're told, or the razor will come out.
 
2013-01-13 02:03:17 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!


I am older than the guy in TFA and yet I look half his age.
 
2013-01-13 02:08:48 PM  

wildcardjack: Good thing he didn't have an assault razor with high capacity razor cartridges.


images.lowes.com

They can have my 100 capacity razor blade pack when they pry it from my dead, bandaged, fingers.
 
2013-01-13 02:11:01 PM  
I was kinda bummed about turning 50. Feel better about it now. That dude isn't going to make it that far
 
2013-01-13 02:13:29 PM  

Wulfman: That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
[i258.photobucket.com image 378x487]

I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.


Mine is this one even though it is very similar:
content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-01-13 02:13:51 PM  
Exactly.

They were fighting over a razor - fixin' to shave?

Somewhat like this dude

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-13 02:14:22 PM  

maxx2112: Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .


You were at a Rush concert. Sorry to break it to you, Gramps: you're old.

/said the not-quite-but-almost as old put to the kettle
 
2013-01-13 02:15:53 PM  
Looks like he drinks the aftershave and snorts the shaving cream.
 
2013-01-13 02:17:39 PM  
New at this subby? That doesnt even crack the top 100.
 
2013-01-13 02:20:37 PM  
media.philly.com
 
2013-01-13 02:20:51 PM  

RatMaster999: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 408x550]


Aughra's good, but I'll raise you a Six Million Dollar Man Bigfoot:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-13 02:21:29 PM  
That dude's odometer has rolled over at least twice.
 
2013-01-13 02:22:01 PM  
Speaking of spooky criminal shots, does anyone remember the zombie hooker article? That was a dream-haunter, for sure...like end-of-Sleepaway-Camp scary!
 
2013-01-13 02:26:44 PM  

offmymeds: What the hell is that thing over his left eye?


It looks like he is growing a horn.
 
2013-01-13 02:47:25 PM  

kdawg7736: Wulfman: That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
[i258.photobucket.com image 378x487]

I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.

Mine is this one even though it is very similar:
[content.clearchannel.com image 360x358]



That is excellent. I think when you need the police to be that involved in the mugshot stage of your arrest it really communicates a special kind of situation - whether it's an unwillingness to quit resisting or it's a level of incoherence that makes it impossible to comply, either way it's just incredible to see. It makes me glad I'm not a cop, frankly.
 
2013-01-13 02:54:23 PM  

thenooch: minnkat: In case it's not showing up on mobiles.

Thanks for helping out the Mobile customers...


And those who've learned the hard way not to actually click the links on this site.
 
2013-01-13 02:58:51 PM  
But Plant is 65!
 
2013-01-13 03:02:44 PM  
Willie Nelson has really let himself go.
 
2013-01-13 03:05:04 PM  
Everybody Panic! The hill folk are emerging!
 
2013-01-13 03:09:38 PM  
Aqualung my friend, don't you start away uneasy..
 
2013-01-13 03:11:18 PM  

Dallymo: offmymeds: What the hell is that thing over his left eye?
It looks like he is growing a horn.


Oh barf. Please don't remind me of that. That is grosser than the Tree Man.
 
2013-01-13 03:13:40 PM  

EZ1923: maxx2112: Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .

You were at a Rush concert. Sorry to break it to you, Gramps: you're old.

/said the not-quite-but-almost as old put to the kettle


My first rock concert ever WAS a Rush concert.  In the early 80s.  Miami Sportatorium.  The cops tear gassed us twice.  Good times.
 
2013-01-13 03:14:29 PM  

minnkat: In case it's not showing up on mobiles.


Thank you. And may I say-
AAAAAUGH! Zombie Bob Ross!
 
2013-01-13 03:17:41 PM  
Just sayin the first few commenters on that site should update their insult book to the 1980s.
 
2013-01-13 03:18:17 PM  

Wulfman: kdawg7736: Wulfman: That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
[i258.photobucket.com image 378x487]

I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.

Mine is this one even though it is very similar:
[content.clearchannel.com image 360x358]


That is excellent. I think when you need the police to be that involved in the mugshot stage of your arrest it really communicates a special kind of situation - whether it's an unwillingness to quit resisting or it's a level of incoherence that makes it impossible to comply, either way it's just incredible to see. It makes me glad I'm not a cop, frankly.


He was arrested for public intoxication last year. Here is the story for it:
Link
 
2013-01-13 03:19:55 PM  

dahmers love zombie: EZ1923: maxx2112: Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .

You were at a Rush concert. Sorry to break it to you, Gramps: you're old.

/said the not-quite-but-almost as old put to the kettle

My first rock concert ever WAS a Rush concert.  In the early 80s.  Miami Sportatorium.  The cops tear gassed us twice.  Good times.


Mine, too. Grace Under Pressure.
No teargas, though.

Couldn't recall a reason why we would have been teargassed. Wha hoppen?


you know you want to tell us.


/is also a cauldron
 
2013-01-13 03:24:16 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-13 03:25:55 PM  

TheMysticS: dahmers love zombie: EZ1923: maxx2112: Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .

You were at a Rush concert. Sorry to break it to you, Gramps: you're old.

/said the not-quite-but-almost as old put to the kettle

My first rock concert ever WAS a Rush concert.  In the early 80s.  Miami Sportatorium.  The cops tear gassed us twice.  Good times.

Mine, too. Grace Under Pressure.
No teargas, though.

Couldn't recall a reason why we would have been teargassed. Wha hoppen?


you know you want to tell us.


/is also a cauldron


I was amused to find that information exists online.  It was November of '81, and Neil Peart was running way, way late for the concert, so they didn't open the gates.  The crowds began throwing bottles and rocks at the cops, who of course responded with tear gas.  Then they opened the gates and let us in, but a little while later they sold out of tickets, so the hundreds of people who showed up without tickets hoping to buy them onsite scaled the fence and ran for the gate.  Cops tear gassed the wall they were climbing over, the gas built up and entered the Sportatorium.  My date and I had to run down stairs through increasing clouds of gas.  The show started eventually (warmup group: Riot) and I got to see Rush.
Sadly, the girl I took to the concert, who I had met a church retreat, didn't find it as interesting an evening as I had.  It was our first and last date.
/csb
//no really, admit it -- that's a fairly csb, right?
 
2013-01-13 03:30:17 PM  

Charlie Chingas: We got this guy show up in our local paper (click the guy's picture).

Meth Dude...


i45.tinypic.com

Reminds me of Russell Crowe, if Mr. Crowe were on a strict diet of drugs and derp.
 
2013-01-13 03:36:24 PM  
Eh, I haven't see worse, but wander around Wyoming enough and guys like that aren't uncommon.
 
2013-01-13 03:37:36 PM  
Oh, the razorblade, that's what I call love, I bet you'd pick it up and mess around with it If I put it down...

"Oh, no, my feelings are more important than yours."
"Oh, drop dead, I don't care, I won't worry."
-The Strokes, "Razorblade"
 
2013-01-13 03:41:32 PM  

dahmers love zombie: TheMysticS: dahmers love zombie: EZ1923: maxx2112: Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .

You were at a Rush concert. Sorry to break it to you, Gramps: you're old.

/said the not-quite-but-almost as old put to the kettle

My first rock concert ever WAS a Rush concert.  In the early 80s.  Miami Sportatorium.  The cops tear gassed us twice.  Good times.

Mine, too. Grace Under Pressure.
No teargas, though.

Couldn't recall a reason why we would have been teargassed. Wha hoppen?


you know you want to tell us.


/is also a cauldron

I was amused to find that information exists online.  It was November of '81, and Neil Peart was running way, way late for the concert, so they didn't open the gates.  The crowds began throwing bottles and rocks at the cops, who of course responded with tear gas.  Then they opened the gates and let us in, but a little while later they sold out of tickets, so the hundreds of people who showed up without tickets hoping to buy them onsite scaled the fence and ran for the gate.  Cops tear gassed the wall they were climbing over, the gas built up and entered the Sportatorium.  My date and I had to run down stairs through increasing clouds of gas.  The show started eventually (warmup group: Riot) and I got to see Rush.
Sadly, the girl I took to the concert, who I had met a church retreat, didn't find it as interesting an evening as I had.  It was our first and last date.
/csb
//no really, admit it -- that's a fairly csb, right?


It IS a cool story.
I like the part where your date came to your attention at a church retreat. And you took her to see Rush.
(Rush was pretty popular at my HS in MD, and in the area- but a local church burned their records a few times as well)

It's nearly a Chick Tract come to life.
From a certain point of view.
 
2013-01-13 04:03:13 PM  

dahmers love zombie: //no really, admit it -- that's a fairly csb, right?


cbsmix965houston.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-13 04:08:22 PM  
Not bad, but imo, corpse boy beats all...hands down. I would post him, but sadly have lost the pic.


/anyone have him? Anyone?
 
2013-01-13 04:58:28 PM  
Hillbilly problems
 
2013-01-13 05:13:55 PM  

kdawg7736: Wulfman: That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
[i258.photobucket.com image 378x487]

I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.

Mine is this one even though it is very similar:
[content.clearchannel.com image 360x358]


THE POWER OF CHRIST COPS COMPELS YOU!
 
2013-01-13 05:20:36 PM  
I guess Ian Anderson has fallen on hard times!
 
2013-01-13 05:27:11 PM  

offmymeds: What the hell is that thing over his left eye?


i2.mirror.co.uk

/I dunno but I think it's contagious.
//See, there really is someone for everyone.
 
2013-01-13 06:56:52 PM  

wildcardjack: Good thing he didn't have an assault razor with high capacity razor cartridges.


Jesus farking Christ! We get it, you love guns and are currently pissing your pants that the big bad guvmint gonna take em away. Could you now show a little self restraint and stop coonting up threads that have nothing to do with firearms?

/I like guns too, but Jesus, get another hobby...I hear fly fishing is relaxing.
 
2013-01-13 07:00:18 PM  
i849.photobucket.com

Now this is a scary mugshot!">

i849.photobucket.com

Is this his younger brother?">
 
2013-01-13 07:21:37 PM  
remus.rutgers.edu
remus.rutgers.edu
 
2013-01-13 07:35:31 PM  

minnkat: In case it's not showing up on mobiles.


^
 
2013-01-13 07:53:33 PM  
IDK....but I still think this one has to be in the top 10. One of the "locals" in my city.

Link
springfieldmugshots.com
 
2013-01-13 07:56:20 PM  

offmymeds: What the hell is that thing over his left eye?

'

I'm not sure, but it just hissed "Free Mars ..."
 
2013-01-13 08:02:54 PM  
I was getting a little 'Island of Dr Moreau' vibe from him...

www.perlmanpages.com
 
2013-01-13 08:15:51 PM  
It's................
Montee's Flying Circusss.
Cue....theme
 
2013-01-13 08:27:44 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-13 09:13:55 PM  
41?!? Did he drink from the wrong grail? Was there some sort of accident with a time machine? Is he the oldest surviving patient with progeria?
 
2013-01-13 09:18:42 PM  
I attacked a guy with a razor once.
All can say is he was damned lucky I couldn't find a place to plug it in.
 
2013-01-13 09:26:01 PM  
Damn. Robin Williams went downhill fast.
 
2013-01-13 10:00:15 PM  

p51d007: IDK....but I still think this one has to be in the top 10. One of the "locals" in my city.

Link
[springfieldmugshots.com image 450x300]


Ewwww. When I see this I think of "My precious..."
 
2013-01-13 11:12:24 PM  
HOW does one look like that at 41? 141, maybe.
 
2013-01-14 03:03:00 AM  
www.spirit-of-metal.com
 
2013-01-14 03:35:53 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Terl approves.
 
2013-01-14 08:10:56 AM  
imagine that thing walking into a walmart.

I would ask if Bilbo was really that much of a biatch to journey with
 
2013-01-14 08:17:44 AM  
I've been partial to this one. But it's so last year.

i174.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-15 12:07:06 PM  

Greydog: It's................
Montee's Flying Circusss.
Cue....theme


I get the reference, but are you seriously unable to spell "Monty Python's"?

And the theme is Sousa's "Liberty Bell March".
 
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