FARK.com: (7532954) Every once in a while someone comes along who moves to the front of the Mugshot Goodness line. Meet this year's winner. Proceed with caution

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		Every once in a while someone comes along who moves to the front of the Mugshot Goodness line. Meet this year's winner. Proceed with caution (blog.al.com)		97
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Smashed Hat		2013-01-13 07:45:32 AM

41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

Dancin_In_Anson		2013-01-13 10:17:27 AM

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Godscrack		2013-01-13 11:01:24 AM

Mental illness.

Not mugshot worthy.

SphericalTime		2013-01-13 12:32:18 PM

Really? The automatically redirected mobile site excludes the mug shot. Come on, this web thing isn't that hard.

Somacandra		2013-01-13 12:41:59 PM

FTFA: Barry Scott Vick, 41, was charged with domestic violence in the first degree for using a razor blade

41?

41 x 10²³ maybe.

Demetrius		2013-01-13 01:03:32 PM

Mom?

Because People in power are Stupid		2013-01-13 01:10:04 PM

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

Meff methinks.

Indolent		2013-01-13 01:17:48 PM

Hagrid?

luvtinayothers		2013-01-13 01:20:11 PM

If only they showed us the mugshot...

Mokmo		2013-01-13 01:21:47 PM

Razor blade, you're doing it wrong...

GypsyJoker		2013-01-13 01:22:55 PM

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

Yep.

Rann Xerox		2013-01-13 01:23:14 PM

Barry Scott Vick, 41.....

That's 41 in dog years, right?

Brick-House		2013-01-13 01:23:19 PM

C'mon, no one looks good in a mug shot... Holy Crap Batman!!!

Valiente		2013-01-13 01:23:51 PM

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

I think we can retire the "that's a rough insert number here" phrase, for we have found the roughest possible and it is this guy: Hobo Claus.

LordOfThePings		2013-01-13 01:24:00 PM

I think I saw him on Letterman.

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ham006		2013-01-13 01:24:55 PM

Mokmo: Razor blade, you're doing it wrong...

My thoughts, WHO did he steal the thing from, cus he has not seen one in years.

Charlie Chingas		2013-01-13 01:25:26 PM

We got this guy show up in our local paper (click the guy's picture).

Meth Dude...

taxandspend		2013-01-13 01:27:44 PM

KrispyKritter		2013-01-13 01:28:31 PM

Rann Xerox: Barry Scott Vick, 41.....

That's 41 in dog years, right?

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Skyd1v		2013-01-13 01:35:18 PM

Snerked coffee right through the nose. Can't say Subby didn't warn me though.

Lord Schtupp		2013-01-13 01:36:29 PM

Ye who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three...

Mouser		2013-01-13 01:37:02 PM

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

Meth's a helluva drug, man. Though this poor bastard looks like he's doing ultra-meth or something.

Pribar		2013-01-13 01:38:08 PM

Sill like this one:

Prey4reign		2013-01-13 01:38:38 PM

Life has not dealt gently with Leslie West.

redsquid		2013-01-13 01:38:56 PM

I just turned 41 last week and nothing make me feel better about my crows feet and grey beard than that mugshot right there. They should put that pic on a 'happy 41st birthday- at least you don't look this old' card.

apoptotic		2013-01-13 01:39:21 PM

Well now I feel much better about turning 40 this year. Maybe I'll jokingly tell people I'm still 27 and if they doubt me I'll whip out this guy's picture and say "look at him! He's 41! There's no way I'll age that much in the next year, so clearly I'm not really 40!"

/or maybe not

wildcardjack		2013-01-13 01:39:59 PM

Good thing he didn't have an assault razor with high capacity razor cartridges.

minnkat		2013-01-13 01:40:14 PM

In case it's not showing up on mobiles.

dopekitty74		2013-01-13 01:41:04 PM

My phone sucks and i can't see the mugshot. Help a girl out?

RatMaster999		2013-01-13 01:42:35 PM

Onkel Buck		2013-01-13 01:42:38 PM

They use a stock photo of Charles Manson's mugshot

gnarlywizzard		2013-01-13 01:45:06 PM

is that Alan Moore? he actually looks pretty good for Alan Moore.

06Wahoo		2013-01-13 01:46:51 PM

Wilson!

/My name is Voit.

Surly U. Jest		2013-01-13 01:51:44 PM

I hear he lives under a bridge.

trashyrules		2013-01-13 01:51:58 PM

Gimli?

maxx2112		2013-01-13 01:52:03 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"

/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .

AcneVulgaris		2013-01-13 01:52:55 PM

Answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side you'll see!

Wulfman		2013-01-13 01:56:04 PM

That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
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I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.

offmymeds		2013-01-13 02:01:42 PM

What the hell is that thing over his left eye?

thenooch		2013-01-13 02:02:44 PM

minnkat: In case it's not showing up on mobiles.

Thanks for helping out the Mobile customers...

20/20		2013-01-13 02:02:50 PM

Lesson learned - pass the gravy when you're told, or the razor will come out.

Jument		2013-01-13 02:03:17 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

I am older than the guy in TFA and yet I look half his age.

ReapTheChaos		2013-01-13 02:08:48 PM

wildcardjack: Good thing he didn't have an assault razor with high capacity razor cartridges.

images.lowes.com

They can have my 100 capacity razor blade pack when they pry it from my dead, bandaged, fingers.

MFAWG		2013-01-13 02:11:01 PM

I was kinda bummed about turning 50. Feel better about it now. That dude isn't going to make it that far

kdawg7736		2013-01-13 02:13:29 PM

Wulfman: That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
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I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.

Mine is this one even though it is very similar:
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Anschauer		2013-01-13 02:13:51 PM

Exactly.

They were fighting over a razor - fixin' to shave?

Somewhat like this dude

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EZ1923		2013-01-13 02:14:22 PM

maxx2112: Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"

/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .

You were at a Rush concert. Sorry to break it to you, Gramps: you're old.

/said the not-quite-but-almost as old put to the kettle