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(AL.com)   Every once in a while someone comes along who moves to the front of the Mugshot Goodness line. Meet this year's winner. Proceed with caution   (blog.al.com) divider line 96
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2013-01-13 07:45:32 AM  
41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.
 
2013-01-13 10:17:27 AM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


My thoughts exactly..at 49!
 
2013-01-13 11:01:24 AM  
Mental illness.

Not mugshot worthy.
 
2013-01-13 12:32:18 PM  
Really? The automatically redirected mobile site excludes the mug shot. Come on, this web thing isn't that hard.
 
2013-01-13 12:41:59 PM  
FTFA: Barry Scott Vick, 41, was charged with domestic violence in the first degree for using a razor blade

41?

41 x 1023 maybe.
 
2013-01-13 01:03:32 PM  
Mom?
 
2013-01-13 01:10:04 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


Meff methinks.
 
2013-01-13 01:17:48 PM  
Hagrid?
 
2013-01-13 01:20:11 PM  
If only they showed us the mugshot...
 
2013-01-13 01:21:47 PM  
Razor blade, you're doing it wrong...
 
2013-01-13 01:22:55 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


Yep.
 
2013-01-13 01:23:14 PM  
Barry Scott Vick, 41.....

That's 41 in dog years, right?
 
2013-01-13 01:23:19 PM  
C'mon, no one looks good in a mug shot... Holy Crap Batman!!!
 
2013-01-13 01:23:51 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


I think we can retire the "that's a rough insert number here" phrase, for we have found the roughest possible and it is this guy: Hobo Claus.
 
2013-01-13 01:24:00 PM  
I think I saw him on Letterman.

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2013-01-13 01:24:55 PM  

Mokmo: Razor blade, you're doing it wrong...


My thoughts, WHO did he steal the thing from, cus he has not seen one in years.
 
2013-01-13 01:25:26 PM  
We got this guy show up in our local paper (click the guy's picture).

Meth Dude...
 
2013-01-13 01:28:31 PM  

Rann Xerox: Barry Scott Vick, 41.....

That's 41 in dog years, right?


ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-13 01:35:18 PM  
Snerked coffee right through the nose. Can't say Subby didn't warn me though.
 
2013-01-13 01:36:29 PM  
Ye who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three...
 
2013-01-13 01:37:02 PM  

Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.


Meth's a helluva drug, man. Though this poor bastard looks like he's doing ultra-meth or something.
 
2013-01-13 01:38:08 PM  
Sill like this one:

i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-13 01:38:38 PM  
Life has not dealt gently with Leslie West.
 
2013-01-13 01:38:56 PM  
I just turned 41 last week and nothing make me feel better about my crows feet and grey beard than that mugshot right there. They should put that pic on a 'happy 41st birthday- at least you don't look this old' card.
 
2013-01-13 01:39:21 PM  
Well now I feel much better about turning 40 this year. Maybe I'll jokingly tell people I'm still 27 and if they doubt me I'll whip out this guy's picture and say "look at him! He's 41! There's no way I'll age that much in the next year, so clearly I'm not really 40!"

/or maybe not
 
2013-01-13 01:39:59 PM  
Good thing he didn't have an assault razor with high capacity razor cartridges.
 
2013-01-13 01:40:14 PM  
In case it's not showing up on mobiles.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-13 01:41:04 PM  
My phone sucks and i can't see the mugshot. Help a girl out?
 
2013-01-13 01:42:35 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-13 01:42:38 PM  
They use a stock photo of Charles Manson's mugshot
 
2013-01-13 01:45:06 PM  
is that Alan Moore? he actually looks pretty good for Alan Moore.
 
2013-01-13 01:46:51 PM  
Wilson!

/My name is Voit.
 
2013-01-13 01:51:44 PM  
I hear he lives under a bridge.
 
2013-01-13 01:51:58 PM  
Gimli?
 
2013-01-13 01:52:03 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!


Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .
 
2013-01-13 01:52:55 PM  
Answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side you'll see!
 
2013-01-13 01:56:04 PM  
That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
i258.photobucket.com

I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.
 
2013-01-13 02:01:42 PM  
What the hell is that thing over his left eye?
 
2013-01-13 02:02:44 PM  

minnkat: In case it's not showing up on mobiles.


Thanks for helping out the Mobile customers...
 
2013-01-13 02:02:50 PM  
Lesson learned - pass the gravy when you're told, or the razor will come out.
 
2013-01-13 02:03:17 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!


I am older than the guy in TFA and yet I look half his age.
 
2013-01-13 02:08:48 PM  

wildcardjack: Good thing he didn't have an assault razor with high capacity razor cartridges.


images.lowes.com

They can have my 100 capacity razor blade pack when they pry it from my dead, bandaged, fingers.
 
2013-01-13 02:11:01 PM  
I was kinda bummed about turning 50. Feel better about it now. That dude isn't going to make it that far
 
2013-01-13 02:13:29 PM  

Wulfman: That's not bad, subby, but this is my favorite mug shot of all time:
[i258.photobucket.com image 378x487]

I don't remember how old that is, but it sets the bar imho.


Mine is this one even though it is very similar:
content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-01-13 02:13:51 PM  
Exactly.

They were fighting over a razor - fixin' to shave?

Somewhat like this dude

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-13 02:14:22 PM  

maxx2112: Dancin_In_Anson: Smashed Hat: 41? Dang, that's a rough looking 41. Makes me feel better about myself.

My thoughts exactly..at 49!

Not so CSB time . . .

I was standing in the beer line at a Rush concert listening to the two balding and gray-haired old farts in front of me talk about business and kids and marriages and divorces and other middle aged troubles and high school in the mid eighties and . . . wait . . . "mid-eighties?" . . . oh, fark, I'm five years older than these "old farts!"


/ funny, I don't "feel" old . . .


You were at a Rush concert. Sorry to break it to you, Gramps: you're old.

/said the not-quite-but-almost as old put to the kettle
 
2013-01-13 02:15:53 PM  
Looks like he drinks the aftershave and snorts the shaving cream.
 
2013-01-13 02:17:39 PM  
New at this subby? That doesnt even crack the top 100.
 
2013-01-13 02:20:37 PM  
media.philly.com
 
2013-01-13 02:20:51 PM  

RatMaster999: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 408x550]


Aughra's good, but I'll raise you a Six Million Dollar Man Bigfoot:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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