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(Daily Mail)   Today's obligatory "Woman instructor has sex with underage student" story comes from Texass. With "after a few drinks, like the angry fist of a God" mugshot goodness   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2013-01-13 10:56:50 AM  
High school me wouldn't have needed the drinks.
 
2013-01-13 11:13:38 AM  
It's "Like the fist of an angry god" subby.

/here to help
 
2013-01-13 11:15:15 AM  
You know Texas only has one 's' right?
 
2013-01-13 11:15:23 AM  
Today's Yesterday's obligatory

Nice dupe, Subs.
 
2013-01-13 11:16:56 AM  
A few drinks with a significant concentration of methanol, maybe.
 
2013-01-13 11:17:53 AM  
6 pan galactic gargle blasters, maybe.
 
2013-01-13 11:18:14 AM  
That's an accurate assessment, subs
 
2013-01-13 11:18:16 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
freethoughtblogs.com
 
2013-01-13 11:18:29 AM  
'You're teaching the kids,' pare1nt Mary Johnson told a reporter. 'Why are you trying to have a relationship with the kids you're trying to teach. You're not setting a good example for kids or nothing."

Well, they're clearly not teaching grammar or spellchecking.
 
2013-01-13 11:20:11 AM  
Wasn't this posted yesterday?
 
2013-01-13 11:21:41 AM  
Like the noncommittal fist of an indifferent God, whatever.
 
2013-01-13 11:23:13 AM  
By 'drinks', I assume you mean 'bottles of Jack'.
 
2013-01-13 11:24:24 AM  
They let her go yesterday and then rearrested her?
 
2013-01-13 11:25:46 AM  
Look, subby, we already got wasted enough for this broad the other day; I don't feel like incurring the liver damage necessary to have another go at her.
 
2013-01-13 11:28:01 AM  
Couple of tequila shooters for my and a shower for her and Il be ready to go.
 
2013-01-13 11:28:20 AM  
Subby puts the 'ass' in Texas, apparently.
 
2013-01-13 11:28:43 AM  
Yesterday's thread had a pic that looked better. I'd repost, but I suspect this thread won't be available for me long enough to grab the pic and get it into Photobucket.
 
2013-01-13 11:28:47 AM  
me oh my
 
2013-01-13 11:29:18 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Wasn't this posted yesterday?


came here to say this.....
 
2013-01-13 11:30:26 AM  

belhade: Look, subby, we already got wasted enough for this broad the other day; I don't feel like incurring the liver damage necessary to have another go at her.


I lollied.
 
2013-01-13 11:31:27 AM  

giftedmadness: ReapTheChaos: Wasn't this posted yesterday?

came here to say this.....


Bears repeating.

/unlike this article.
 
2013-01-13 11:32:27 AM  
She doesn't look any better today.
 
2013-01-13 11:34:27 AM  
Look, subby added an extra "s" to Texas so that it ends in ass!

That's clever.

When I was in school, the Dallas school district seemed to have had a policy that the minimum age separation between students and teachers was 50 years.
 
2013-01-13 11:36:43 AM  

quickdraw: It's "Like the fist of an angry god" subby.

/here to help


Angry, like, the fist of God. Whatever.

/if she's a former Valley girl.
 
2013-01-13 11:39:02 AM  
Would. No drinks necessary.
 
2013-01-13 11:39:40 AM  

Snarfangel: quickdraw: It's "Like the fist of an angry god" subby.

/here to help

Angry, like, the fist of God. Whatever.

/if she's a former Valley girl.


Fist God angrily.
 
2013-01-13 11:39:41 AM  
As mentioned above,we've undressed her antics before.
 
2013-01-13 11:41:50 AM  
Aw come on !
Note to teachers,
There is an abundance of male Farkers out here that would gladly satisfy any and all your sexual needs.
There wouldn't be any ramifications either. You could continue with your life and not be labeled a sexual predator, or do any jail time.
You would have to live with the stigma that you did do a Farker, but that could be overcome with a wash, rinse and repeat.
Thank you,
 
2013-01-13 11:44:33 AM  

cig-mkr: Aw come on !
Note to teachers,
There is an abundance of male Farkers out here that would gladly satisfy any and all your sexual needs.
There wouldn't be any ramifications either. You could continue with your life and not be labeled a sexual predator, or do any jail time.
You would have to live with the stigma that you did do a Farker, but that could be overcome with a wash, rinse and repeat.
Thank you,


but we are all fat and old
she wants that sweet young thing

plus
she looks really sad
I bet it it the sad she got caught sad.
 
2013-01-13 11:44:48 AM  
Wait a second, this isn't a repeat!!! That is a twin sister with the same name, same victim and same location!! The twins are coming!!!
 
2013-01-13 11:47:11 AM  

quickdraw: It's "Like the fist of an angry god" subby.


Depends on what he's actually planning to do to her.
Some gals enjoy the old "angry fist of god," from what I've read.
 
2013-01-13 11:47:37 AM  
Exotropia is FARKING HAWT!
 
2013-01-13 11:49:03 AM  

InternetSecurityGuard: Look, subby added an extra "s" to Texas so that it ends in ass!

That's clever.

When I was in school, the Dallas school district seemed to have had a policy that the minimum age separation between students and teachers was 50 years.


More like Dallass amirite?
 
2013-01-13 11:49:05 AM  
I insulted this woman yesterday. I demand new objects for my misogyny!
 
2013-01-13 11:49:09 AM  
She did it again? Damn, she gets around.
 
2013-01-13 11:50:34 AM  
this article trifecta in play
 
2013-01-13 11:57:37 AM  

namatad: cig-mkr: Aw come on !
Note to teachers,
There is an abundance of male Farkers out here that would gladly satisfy any and all your sexual needs.
There wouldn't be any ramifications either. You could continue with your life and not be labeled a sexual predator, or do any jail time.
You would have to live with the stigma that you did do a Farker, but that could be overcome with a wash, rinse and repeat.
Thank you,

but we are all fat and old
she wants that sweet young thing

plus
she looks really sad
I bet it it the sad she got caught sad.


But age and fat, like beauty, can be fixed with the flip of the light switch.
 
2013-01-13 12:00:35 PM  
I think it was pointed out yesterday (in the first article) that the "Fist of an Angry God" would probably look more like an applicator in the shape of Jodie Fosters knuckles.
 
2013-01-13 12:05:36 PM  

texdent: You know Texas only has one 's' right?


Indeed, Texas does only have one 's' ... Until you hate it!
 
2013-01-13 12:09:25 PM  
Gross. What a nasty slut. Hope she gets plenty of jail time.
 
2013-01-13 12:22:04 PM  
 
2013-01-13 12:51:21 PM  
Texass
 
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