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Listening to Heavy Metal music is a disability that can get you social security benefits. Finally... sibby's love of 'Motorhead' has made him crippled enough for it to pay off
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fisker
2013-01-13 11:33:02 AM
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I have an inability to sign up for a Facebook account. It is crippling my ability to communicate with anyone and people tell me I am deranged.
I can't control it.
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2013-01-13 07:52:15 AM
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I'm pretty sure in Sweden you can get benefits for suffering from a fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
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