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(Edmonton Journal)   Looks like Nelly Furtado ( •_•)⌐□-□ flew into a window (⌐□_□)   (edmontonjournal.com) divider line 7
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2013-01-13 12:49:36 PM
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MayoSlather: Why is it she doesn't seem to look like the same person in any two photos?


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Shape-shifter. If I could acquire a sample of her DNA, I may be able to synthesize a compound that would negate her abilities and either lock her into her present form, or reduce her molecular structure to the same consistency as that of warm Jell-O. Now if you'll excuse me, I must tell Asteroid to remember to pick up some whipped cream.
2013-01-13 11:13:02 AM
4 votes:
smelly fartado

whatevs, id still tonguepunch her fartbox
2013-01-14 12:37:59 PM
1 votes:
Not suprised to hear she is on a down turn in her career.
Time to move on and do something else. She can wash my car for instance.
But she'd have to sing while doing it.....

"I'm like a sponge,
I like to wash a car hey,
I don't know where the soap is,
Is that bird crap or dry jizz."
2013-01-13 03:07:57 PM
1 votes:
Steps to success
1. Either pose naked or release a sex tape (preferably with me).
2. Make a hit song that will play in America. You will probably need to collaborate with another musician.
3. Follow up with awesome music video.
4. Then you can tour.

Either do this or be content to be part of the Kraft Dinner tour with the Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavine, Nickleback and opening "comedy" act Howie Mandel.
2013-01-13 11:32:03 AM
1 votes:
Why is it she doesn't seem to look like the same person in any two photos?
2013-01-13 11:26:20 AM
1 votes:
It's just a scratch

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2013-01-13 11:19:34 AM
1 votes:
Those heady days are almost as long gone as the extinct Ichthyornis.

Just how long was the article writer sittin' on that chestnut?
 
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