Pud: My toenails are growing a little long. Maybe it's time to trim them down a bit. I just thought it was important for the world to know that./And I washed my hands last week, but my fingers still smell like a tuna-fish sandwich. What's up with that?
mjbok: I find this funny coming from her as she was head writer on Saturday Night Live, a show that often (during her tenure) was painfully unfunny to watch.
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