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(US Magazine)   Jennifer Lawrence is available for dates   (usmagazine.com ) divider line 73
    More: Spiffy, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicholas Hoult, Josh Hutcherson, Charlize Theron, Silver Linings Playbook, Elle, Liam Hemsworth, Hank McCoy  
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2013-01-13 05:13:18 AM  
Sweet!

Who's that?
 
2013-01-13 06:14:44 AM  
I call dibs.
 
2013-01-13 06:30:10 AM  
I find that woman ridiculously attractive.

Please, someone post unflattering pictures of her that I might escape this infatuation.
 
2013-01-13 08:21:17 AM  
Who?
 
2013-01-13 09:22:30 AM  
I'd stick it in her so hard that if you could pull me out you'd be the King of England.
 
2013-01-13 09:26:15 AM  
www.neontommy.com

fist, angry god, etc.
 
2013-01-13 10:05:27 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Sweet!

Who's that?


Revek: Who?


She plays Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games and has two Best Actress Oscar nominations under her belt; Winter's Bone and Silver Linings Playbook.
 
2013-01-13 10:37:23 AM  
You guys can have her. I'll stick with the hot chicks.
 
2013-01-13 10:40:41 AM  
No chance. Dates from Fark will kill her monkey.
 
2013-01-13 10:43:36 AM  
Perfect timing as we are madly in love with each other. She may not realize yet but I am sure to charm her when I tell her about my million faps to her images. Won't creep her out at all.
 
2013-01-13 10:44:28 AM  

WhippingBoy: You guys can have her. I'll stick with the hot chicks.


Hey, more for me.

www.buzzcus.com
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assets.thehollywoodgossip.com
assets.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2013-01-13 10:48:32 AM  

WhippingBoy: You guys can have her. I'll stick with the hot chicks.


i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-13 10:54:06 AM  
I'm in! I knew it was only a matter of time.

pohdiaries.com
 
2013-01-13 11:05:36 AM  
Girl's not a waif and has hips and ass.

She'll last another 5 years in Hollywood. Tops.

/then I'll take her
 
2013-01-13 11:14:49 AM  
no sammich required

a++
 
2013-01-13 11:18:29 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Girl's not a waif and has hips and ass.

She'll last another 5 years in Hollywood. Tops.

/then I'll take her


She's also got two Oscar noms already. She's a real actress, not just a starlet.
 
2013-01-13 11:28:13 AM  
She's dating Bradley Cooper, who is violating the half your age plus 7 rule with her.
 
2013-01-13 11:37:18 AM  

DoctorOfLove: She's dating Bradley Cooper, who is violating the half your age plus 7 rule with her.


Nope. He's with Zoe Saldana.

/Only half ashamed to know that.
 
2013-01-13 11:43:20 AM  

Jizz Master Zero: DoctorOfLove: She's dating Bradley Cooper, who is violating the half your age plus 7 rule with her.

Nope. He's with Zoe Saldana.

/Only half ashamed to know that.


Nope, they split up a few weeks ago.

/Also half ashamed to know that.
 
2013-01-13 11:45:20 AM  

Revek: Who?


She played Mystique in X-Men: First Class and was dating the guy who played Beast.
 
2013-01-13 11:48:31 AM  
better hit that now, she seems like the kind of chick who'll pull a Kirstie Alley later in life.
 
2013-01-13 11:54:08 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Pray 4 Mojo: Sweet!

Who's that?

Revek: Who?

She plays Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games and has two Best Actress Oscar nominations under her belt; Winter's Bone and Silver Linings Playbook.


hunger games check.  the other two i will check out but not teh hunger games.

/been avoiding any mention of that
 
2013-01-13 11:57:28 AM  
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2013-01-13 11:58:02 AM  
I'd love to look like her.  She's hawt
 
2013-01-13 12:00:35 PM  

Crudbucket: TofuTheAlmighty: Girl's not a waif and has hips and ass.

She'll last another 5 years in Hollywood. Tops.

/then I'll take her

She's also got two Oscar noms already. She's a real actress, not just a starlet.


I have to agree. She'll keep getting roles despite being fat. If Kathy Bates and Christina Hendricks can get work, she can too.
 
2013-01-13 12:01:22 PM  
she needs to get some of her many moles removed and then maybe I'll consider it.
 
2013-01-13 12:08:12 PM  
I didn't realize ol' Catnip had done all the cheesecake. Thanks posters!
 
2013-01-13 12:08:15 PM  

calbert: she needs to get some of her many moles removed and then maybe I'll consider it.


And her knees need filing.

/Good Gahd, that's one lovely woman.
 
2013-01-13 12:13:20 PM  
Jennifer Lawrence is a goddess.

/I love her
 
2013-01-13 12:14:38 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Jizz Master Zero: DoctorOfLove: She's dating Bradley Cooper, who is violating the half your age plus 7 rule with her.

Nope. He's with Zoe Saldana.

/Only half ashamed to know that.

Nope, they split up a few weeks ago.

/Also half ashamed to know that.


So... you're saying that Zoe Saldana is single again?

Now all I need is for the restraining order to be lifted...

/My time is now!
 
2013-01-13 12:17:50 PM  

Jizz Master Zero: Uncle Pooky: Jizz Master Zero: DoctorOfLove: Now all I need is for the restraining order to be lifted...


I have known your pain.

/Summer's house is nice, but there's no good place to camp.
 
2013-01-13 12:51:23 PM  
Dibs!
 
2013-01-13 12:57:14 PM  

calbert: she needs to get some of her many moles removed and then maybe I'll consider it.


Hmmm, and here I sit with an 80 grit tongue. Perhaps I could remove a few.
 
2013-01-13 12:58:31 PM  
They were good weren't they?
They were better than that.

/also, recently learned my ex-boss once dated Jennifer Lawrence a couple years ago. She dumped his douchebag ass
 
2013-01-13 01:15:47 PM  
Sweet, I'm off to buy some dates.
 
2013-01-13 01:19:07 PM  
Available for dates you say? How much for an outcall? Is GFE included, or do I have to pay extra?
 
2013-01-13 01:38:20 PM  
Furthermore I would totally love to date her, and by date I mean penis her in the vagina . . . If you catch my drift.
 
2013-01-13 01:53:31 PM  

WhippingBoy: You guys can have her. I'll stick with the hot chicks.


www.tsulearn.net

Here you go sweetie. I bet he..oops she's just your type.
 
2013-01-13 01:55:31 PM  
She was good it Winters Bone. not much else.
 
2013-01-13 01:58:03 PM  
 
2013-01-13 02:00:43 PM  

calbert: she needs to get some of her many moles removed and then maybe I'll consider it.


According to the photoshopped photos of her posted above, she doesn't have any moles.
 
2013-01-13 02:21:25 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Sweet!

Who's that?


She was great in Revolution.
 
2013-01-13 02:42:05 PM  

WhippingBoy: You guys can have her. I'll stick with the hot chicks.


calbert: she needs to get some of her many moles removed and then maybe I'll consider it.


SIR, THE STUDMEN69 BRIGADE IS PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SIR!

Face it, you'd spooge yourselves if she even said hello to you.
 
2013-01-13 02:45:52 PM  
I would have a 53 year relationship with her including marriage, 3 kids, a nice house in the suburbs of Charlotte, and 5 grandchildren. In the end there will be a article linked up to Fark about how we died 4 hours from each other because we love each other so much that won't be followed by snark from Farker's.

//Impossible dreaming indeed.
 
2013-01-13 02:46:34 PM  
Wait a second, some of you think Jennifer Lawrence is fat?  HUH?!  Maybe it's because I'm one of those wimminfolk, but where is the fat on her?  I don't see it anywhere.
 
2013-01-13 02:57:56 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Wait a second, some of you think Jennifer Lawrence is fat?  HUH?!  Maybe it's because I'm one of those wimminfolk, but where is the fat on her?  I don't see it anywhere.


Because she's not a bag of antlers, fark-fat-brigade calls her fat.

/can't even bang fat chicks
 
2013-01-13 04:38:02 PM  
Englishman Hoult -- who rose to fame in 2002's About a Boy -- next appears in the movie Warm Bodies, in theaters Feb. 1. He'll also appear in the Charlize Theron movie Mad Max: Fury Road, slated for release in 2014.

Is Charlize Theron playing Mad Max?
 
2013-01-13 04:46:10 PM  
Am I the only one that sees how weird her face is? It's like her cheeks are so big they look fake and make her eyes look really tiny.
 
2013-01-13 04:53:19 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Wait a second, some of you think Jennifer Lawrence is fat?  HUH?!  Maybe it's because I'm one of those wimminfolk, but where is the fat on her?  I don't see it anywhere.


You don't see it because it doesn't exist. It's just that members of the Virgin Troll Patrol have to act like every hot girl over 90 lbs is fat and gross...Meanwhile the dude himself weighs around 300 lbs, is posting from his mom's basement and isn't even attracted to women to begin with.

At this point the ZOMG FAT!! remarks under a hot chick's comment section are basically a standard part of the internet experience. Kinda like how every subway station has a resident homeless dude talking to himself. After a while you barely even notice it.
 
2013-01-13 04:55:33 PM  

Coco LaFemme: where is the fat on her?


in EXACTLY the right places. Anyone still debating her attractiveness OR her talent needs to go see Silver Linings Playbook immediately.
 
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